Rumble 20392 Santa Claus vs. Santa Claus (Santa's Slay)

[DSkillz]

Some of us may have been anticipating this to happen in the Draft, so here we go: 

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Santa Claus
Read more about Santa Claus at Wikipedia
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Santa Claus (Santa's Slay)
Read more about Santa Claus (Santa's Slay) at Wikipedia
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[DSkillz]

I finally tried out Microsoft Edge's A.I. last night, and this matchup was one of the inquiries I made for it. The scenario it came up with was kind of hilarious, so I may post it as a recap once voting's done.  

[Culwych1]

Ha, Interesting one! I think Santa (real) takes it. Just too much potential power, and Slay may become depowered once Christmas is over. 

[Pizzaguy2995]

Well as far as I know the mythical Santa has no real combat abilities or feats so sadly I must vote for the Santa Slays Santa to successfully slay the regular Santa.

[Mercenaryblade]

Isn't Santa a saint? Think that might counteract demon Santa

[RakaiThwei]

1 hour ago, Mercenaryblade said:

Isn't Santa a saint? Think that might counteract demon Santa

Yes and no.

Saint Nicholas was only a partial inspiration for Santa Claus.

The other inspiration is non other than Odin from Norse mythology.

Santa as we know him has a very complex and interesting history. Most of it coming from the integration of Pagan culture and practices into Christianity to convert Pagans.

[Callisto]

MATCH SCORE
Santa Claus: 3
Santa Claus (Santa's Slay): 2

[DSkillz]

On 2/17/2024 at 7:30 PM, Callisto said:

MATCH SCORE
Santa Claus: 3
Santa Claus (Santa's Slay): 2

Yep, result's more or less what I expected. 

As promised, here's the scenario Bing's A.I. came up with for this. It's kinda wild.   

In a twisted holiday showdown, Santa from “Santa’s Slay” faces off against the beloved Santa Claus in his cozy North Pole workshop. Let’s set the stage:

🎅🔪 Santa from “Santa’s Slay”:

Background: In the darkly comedic horror film “Santa’s Slay,” Santa is revealed to be a malevolent force. He’s actually the son of Satan, cursed to deliver gifts for a thousand years as part of a bet.

Abilities:

Superhuman Strength: Santa can lift heavy objects with ease.

Speed: He moves swiftly, catching victims off guard.

Weapon Mastery: His preferred tools are unconventional: candy canes turned deadly, turkey legs as clubs, and more.

Murderous Intent: Santa’s mission is to spread chaos and terror. 

Workshop Invasion Plan: Santa bursts into Santa Claus’s workshop, cackling maniacally, ready to turn the North Pole into a blood-soaked winter wonderland.

🎅🎁 Santa Claus:

Background: The iconic Santa Claus, known for his jolly demeanor and gift-giving, has been doing this gig for centuries.

Abilities:
Magic: Santa wields ancient Yuletide magic.

Time Manipulation: He can deliver presents to every child in a single night.

Immortality: Santa doesn’t age and is practically indestructible.

Naughty/Nice List: He knows who’s been bad or good.

Workshop Defense Strategy: Santa activates the toy-making assembly line, transforming it into a festive death trap. Nutcrackers come alive, teddy bears sprout claws, and the gingerbread men sharpen their icing swords.

🔔🔥 The Battle:

Round 1:

Santa from “Santa’s Slay” charges, swinging a flaming candy cane.

Santa Claus ducks, evading the attack, and counters with a magical snow globe that freezes his opponent.

Outcome: Santa from “Santa’s Slay” shatters but quickly reforms.

Round 2:

Santa Claus summons reindeer, who transform into battle-ready steeds.

Santa from “Santa’s Slay” retaliates, hurling exploding presents.

Outcome: The workshop is a chaotic mix of flying reindeer, fireworks, and shattered toy soldiers.

Final Round:

Santa Claus channels the spirit of giving, offering forgiveness.

Santa from “Santa’s Slay” hesitates, torn between his demonic nature and the holiday spirit.

Outcome: In a surprising twist, Santa from “Santa’s Slay” sheds a single tear, realizing the true meaning of Christmas. He forfeits the fight, leaving the workshop unscathed.

And so, the North Pole remains merry, with Santa Claus resuming his gift-giving duties. As for Santa from “Santa’s Slay,” he’s off to therapy—turns out, even evil Santas need a little counseling during the holidays. 🎄🔮

Ho, ho, ho! 🎅🌟