Random Character button matchup
The tavern called The Loading Screen buzzed with pixelated gossip. Tankards clinked. A bard tuned a lute that only knew three chords and destiny. Outside, stormlight rippled across the cobblestones like a shader glitch.
The door swung open.
In stepped Amy Sorel, rapier gleaming like a silver question mark. Lace cuffs. Composed smile. Eyes that had already calculated three exits and one dramatic entrance. She tapped the floor with the tip of her blade, testing the room the way a chess player tests silence.
A chicken feather drifted in on the wind.
Then the door exploded inward.
“LEEROOOOY JENKINS!” roared Leeroy Jenkins, charging through the wreckage with the gravitational confidence of a falling piano. Armor clattered. Sword flailed. Somewhere, a raid party collectively facepalmed across the cosmos.
Amy tilted her head.
“How… earnest,” she murmured.
Leeroy barreled forward, momentum writing checks his strategy could not cash. Amy’s rapier flicked out, a silver whisper. Steel kissed steel. Sparks popped like startled fireflies.