4:1 - The Hamburglar vs. Red Forman

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 4, ROUND 1

The Hamburglar

Slot: The Team's Greatest Liability
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about The Hamburglar at Wikipedia
Official Site: McDonalds

Red Forman

Slot: The Team's Greatest Liability
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Red Forman at Wikipedia
Official Site: Fox Broadcasting Company

Battle Terrain
Boxing Contest

[SSJRuss]

Omg, this is hilarious. The image of these two boxing will stay with me for awhile.

As for a winner, if Red Forman isn't allowed to put his foot up Hamburglar's ass, then he loses. Sorry Red, boxing ain't your thing.

[C.T.]

"Boy, you best get your zebra stripe costumed ass outta this ring in 10...9...8..." 

[Bergy_Berg]

I fucking love draft matches. Oh man.

Gotta say, I think Red takes this. He fought in Korea after all.

[Macklemore]

Red would definitely beat the Hamburglar in a boxing match. He's absolutely not in his peak anymore, but he did punch out an army guy who was hitting on Kitty back at the Korean War Dance? Or something like that? Whatever it is, I'm going with him. At least I know he can punch, I don't even know if Hamburglar can do that.

[JohnnyChany]

Red will take one look at his opponent and think he is not only a criminal but also probably a stoner due to the large amounts of food he is hoarding, This will make him think of his own slacker son and the rage at the potential of Eric growing up to a burger thief is all the motivation Red needs.

[Fox]

There are definitely scenarios in the Slot where I would give the nod to Hamburglar over Red.

But this is not that scenario.

Red KO's the Hamburglar. 

Then, as Red stands over Hamburglar's unconscious body looking down at it, he says softly .... "Dumb Ass".

[OMFG]

Hamburglar is about to read a little book Red's foot wrote, it's called "On the Road to In Your Ass".

[DSkillz]

UMPIRE, you have now earned your fifth like.  

As for the match, after seeing what Red can do when motivated, I'm convinced that the only way Hamburglar could win is if there were McDonald's Big Macs on the line, and given Hamburglar's track record, even that is iffy.

[Z451]

OMG, this is actually perfect too, as Hamburglar was created in 1971, I can see this being an actually 70's Show episode. 😄.

That being said, the consensus here likely speaks truth, Red wins this pretty easily.

[SSJRuss]

I'm still sticking with Red Forman loses just based on my joke about how he can't put his foot up anyone's ass in a boxing match.

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

The Hamburglar: 8
Red Forman: 15