11:4 - Mordor vs. Carlton Banks

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 11, ROUND 4

Mordor

Slot: The Team's Location
Season Wins: 1
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
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Official Site: The Tolkien Estate

Carlton Banks

Slot: The Team's Comedy Sidekick
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Carlton Banks at this Wiki
Official Site: Warner Brothers

Battle Terrain
Sidekick vs. Terrain

[Peypeypeypey]

I don't think Carlton wins this one. Mordor isn't necessarily a death sentence, but I don't remember him being much of a survivalist or a fighter. If he does get found out, which is more likely if he doesn't know to hide himself, he's in some real trouble

[leroypowell3]

The thing about Carlton is he would be the 'Johnny wuss-bag' of the adventure. And that dude always makes it (traditionally). However, the black guy always dies first (not a thing anymore but in the old days of horror movies he would go down before anybody even knew anything was wrong). 

So maybe Carlton could wuss his way through Mordar and even come out with the ring- or a girl. Nevermind.

Vote for Carlton so I can win!

[JohnnyChany]

I think Carlton can confuse some of the orcs and trolls with some Tom Jones and the Carltom dance for a few moments before he is destroyed.

[DSkillz]

6 hours ago, leroypowell3 said:

However, the black guy always dies first (not a thing anymore but in the old days of horror movies he would go down before anybody even knew anything was wrong). 

Heh, you just reminded me. In a horror movie called Tick, Alfonso Ribiero's character dies a very gruesome death. IIRC, Ribeiro's character in Tick was pretty much a reckless fool, but I'd think that Carlton would at least have better instincts on when to run and survive for a while by being (often unintentionally) entertaining. 

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Mordor: 12
Carlton Banks: 0