corvette1710

youre telling me you're gonna give more attention to the 50th polka dot man that's just a dude in a one piece with some construction paper dots and not a guy in a tactical gear with a big mechanical dick? ok buddy

Daylight or no, I think the degree to which the Spartans would presumably have to engage with Ninjas outside of an open field in order to reach their flag is going to fuck them up. It seems like if this were just "kill the other team" the Spartans would have some advantages since they are an army meant for doing exactly that. However, Ninjas are going to be a decentralized unit of highly skilled infiltrators, highly mobile single units that Spartans will have an extremely difficult time catching up to and defeating. I think Ninjas just have every single advantage that isn't organizational, and the organizational aspect is way less important here.

I think Hulk just beats the shit out of Doomsday. Hulk these days, as of Immortal Hulk, is crazy strong, capable of bitching amped Thor and regenerating his body completely and totally. He can thunderclap to beat Thor-level enemies away. I don't see a way for Doomsday to actually beat Hulk, whereas Hulk can beat Doomsday to death or submission.

I imagine Sabretooth can just cut the webs? He's extremely difficult to put down, if he can tag Peter he can just kill him, and Peter has a way harder time putting him down especially when considering his healing factor.

I feel like the prompt either totally disqualifies or heavily disincentivizes this as an option. They're fighting it on earth. I don't know anything about the Tyranids, but the Flood are inordinately difficult to rid yourself of. I'd be interested to see some Tyranid feats.

You can trust Count Chocula. Children know this.

So they can be corralled through fear?

Yeah, I think cartoon violence wins this for Kali.

Why don't ninjas just beat them? What do Tenga do that is actually lethal?

Victor sure does love his icy lake. I don't think Winters can put him down.

Yeah, it was my CBUB match. I would guess Tallahassee can survive unless someone wants him dead (probably any Batman rogue in there washes him instantly). If the idea of the prompt is that the inhabitants of the setting do want the survivor character dead, Tallahassee is dead, no ifs, ands, or buts.

It's just that he'd have to cross 60 feet on a surface with way less friction than regular ground.

Feeling good. Feeling strong.

The Savage Land probably doesn't hold much of what Lara Croft can't handle. She's eminently capable. I don't see any particular reason she and Ka-Zar would fight, either.

Yeah I'm pretty sure Master Chief just immediately goes under and can't get back out. There's a reason water automatically kills you in Halo...