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  1. The take the Bear out together and then turn on each other. I'm leaning towards Lesnar as perhaps the more purely physically able all-round fighter of the two, but it is definitely a close thing. And just for fun:
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  3. *This match up will be featuring a plot device I used in Snow White vs Cinderella. If you want to see that, click here! Match 16928 Snow White vs. Cinderella - CBUB Rated Matches - The Electric Ferret Message Boards If you want to see what’s in store, read on!* Once upon a time, the wielders of magic looked across the expanse of time and space between their kingdoms. They were Yen Sid, Merlin, the Genies, the Fairies, and the other great magicians, wizards, and witches. By combing their powers, they set about establishing several smaller realms between the kingdoms. They were a collection of castles and lands that would allow people from different kingdoms to gather and explore together. One castle in particular became known as the retreat for the princesses, a place where could get away from the stress of ruling their kingdoms. For many years, the princesses would come to relax and enjoy their fellowship, and all was well. Until one day… Jane Porter peeked around the corner to glance at the ballroom spread out beneath her. The New Year’s Eve Ball was in full swing, with friends from across the kingdoms gathering to ring in the new year. An ornate staircase led up to the landing where Jane stood observing the festivities. She then ducked back inside a dressing room where several of the princesses were putting the finishing touches onto their make up and outfits. Ariel, Jasmine, and Belle huddled around a mirror while Aurora and Snow White showed off their gowns to each other. Cinderella gave a knowing look to Jane as she gave another glance to the door. “You really are jumpy tonight, Jane,” said Cinderella. “I guess I can’t help it,” Jane said. “I wasn’t able to attend your Winter Ball last year, and I’m just hoping everything works alright tonight.” “Everything’s going to be fine,” said Belle. “And I’m sure Tarzan will appreciate that new gown of yours too,” Jasmine grinned. Jane glanced down at blue dress she wore and sighed. “I hope so. Either way, at least I’ll get to stay up until midnight with all of you.” There was a pregnant pause in the room. Jane could notice a shared glance between the princesses. “Well, you are all staying up until midnight, aren’t you?” Ariel giggled and Jasmine elbowed her in the ribs. Cinderella shot them a look then turned back to Jane. “Of course, we are.” “Or at least we can try,” said Snow White, giving a nervous look to Aurora. Aurora looked annoyed as Ariel, Jasmine, and Belle all stifled their laughter. “We certainly will.” Jane folded her arms and walked over to the princesses at the mirror. “Alright, what’s going on?” “Um, going on? Oh, nothing, nothing,” said Ariel, desperately trying to regain her composure. Jane grinned. “Sounds like a rather amusing nothing. Come on, what is it?” “Oh, you might as well tell her,” sighed Snow White. “Yes,” said Aurora. “You’re all practically bursting to anyway.” Sharing one last look with Ariel and Jasmine, Belle turned in her seat to face Jane. “Well, you do know about Snow and Aurora’s stories? How they were both put under a spell that put them in an enchanted sleep?” “Of course. Until their princes woke them up with true love’s kiss. But what’s that got to do with tonight?” “Well,” said Jasmine biting her lip. “Even though the spells were broken, there were some… oh, how did Fairy Godmother put it? ‘Unexpected side effects.’” “Side effects?” Jane turned to Aurora and Snow White in concern. “What side effects?” “Oh, it’s nothing serious, Jane,” said Snow White, shuffling her feet in embarrassment. “It’s just that ever since the day our prince’s woke us up, we’ve always had a little problem… staying up as late as the rest of you girls can.” “Normally it isn’t a problem,” said Aurora. “We just turn in for bed a little early. But on nights like tonight when people expect to see the princesses stay up until twelve… there are moments when things become… awkward.” “Like the time you fell asleep headfirst into the punch bowl?” Ariel blurted out. Ariel, Belle, and Jasmine burst out laughing as Aurora glared at them. Jane joined in the laughter as Jasmine gestured to Snow White. “Or or the time last year? When Snow was on the dance floor and fell asleep during a waltz?” she snickered. “She thought she was still dancing with Florian but she woke up waltzing with poor Quasimodo! ‘Oh, Florian! What’s become of you, dear?’” Snow White blushed and Aurora put her hands on her hips and the other princesses fell back in their chairs with laughter. “It isn’t that funny!” said Aurora. “No, it’s not,” chimed in Snow White. “We can’t help it!” Cinderella chuckled as she put her arms around her two friends. “We understand, dears. You know we love you both. That’s why we would understand if you two decided to turn in early tonight. There’s no sense in pushing yourselves to stay up late if you aren’t up for it.” “But I am!” interrupted Aurora. She looked surprised for a moment at her outburst but continued on. “I mean, I don’t know about Snow but I just know that this is the New Year’s Eve that I’ll stay up to midnight! I might even stay up until one!” “And I think I can manage to stay up until two!” Snow White said. “Hey!” interrupted Ariel. “Maybe that’s the answer!” “What answer?” Snow White asked. “The way to make sure you both can make it to midnight this year! You two just need to have a… friendly competition.” “Ariel,” Cinderella said under her breath warningly. “You… mean like another game?” gulped Snow White. “I don’t know if we should.” “Neither do I,” said Aurora. “But think about it,” said Belle. “Maybe you need more motivation to stay awake.” “Right!” chimed in Jasmine. “Maybe whoever stays awake the longest gets something from whoever falls asleep first.” Aurora rolled her eyes. “Oh, Jasmine, that would be childish.” “Um, what sort of something?” “Snow!” scolded Cinderella. “Don’t you remember what happened the last time these three cooked up a ‘game’?” “Yes, she beat you!” said Ariel. She cleared her throat as Cinderella gave her a dirty look and Jasmine walked up to Aurora and Snow White. “Well, Snow, you have been saying how much you like Aurora’s gowns. Maybe the winner can have their pick of the loser’s wardrobe.” “But we share clothes all the time already!” said Aurora. Jasmine gave a mischievous smile. “For the entire year?” “Oh, that’s good!” said Ariel, clapping her hands in excitement. “You could have any piece of the other princess’ wardrobe you like and not have to return it until 2025!” Snow White looked uneasy at Aurora. “Well, I did always like that pink and blue gown of yours.” Aurora stepped back in disbelief. “Do you really want to go through this?” “Why not, Aurora?” said Belle. “This might be just the thing you need. Remember, you’d get any of Snow’s dresses for the year if you win.” Aurora looked uncertain and turned to Jane and Cinderella. “What do you think, Cindy? You are hosting the ball tonight.” “I would love to have you both join us for the entire ball, Aurora. But I’m still not so sure.” “But maybe they should,” offered Jane. “I mean, we can keep an eye on them to make sure that they don’t get hurt.” “That’s right!” said Ariel. “It’ll be fine! Come on, Cindy! Don’t be such a guppy! Let them do it!” Aurora nodded with determination. “Yes. Yes, Cindy. I want to do it. This year I’m going to see the clock strike 12 and ring in the year with all of you!” “And if Aurora’s up for it, then so am I!” said Snow White. Cinderella looked at the princesses and sighed. “Oh, very well. But any sign of trouble I will put a stop this right then and there. Understand?” “Of course,” said Aurora. “Oh! Look at the time! Philip and Florian must have arrived by now! We might as well head down to the ballroom. Good luck, Snow!” “You too, Aurora!” Cinderella shot a look at Ariel, Belle, and Jasmine as the other two princesses walked out. “Well congratulations, you three,” she said. “You’ve done it again.” “What are you talking about, Cinderella?” asked Jane. “I don’t understand.” “Oh, she’s still upset about the game we played with her and Snow,” said Belle. “And now you’ve decided to play another one here?” “Relax, Cindy,” said Jasmine. “This is going to be just the thing those two need.” “We only want them to finally be able to stay up and celebrate New Year’s Eve with us,” said Ariel. Cinderella folded her arms. “I’m sure. And there’s no possibility of you wanting to watch what foolishness those two will get into this year?” The three princesses each gave looks of innocent shock. “Us? Of course not!” said Belle. “Not at all!” said Jasmine. “Well, maybe a little bit,” giggled Ariel. The three laughed as Cinderella shook her head and opened the door to the dressing room. “All right, you three. You’re all ready to go. Time for all of us to head downstairs.” Jane looked to Cinderella as the other princesses left. “I’m sorry I said anything, Cinderella. I didn’t think those three were just wanting to cause trouble.” “Oh, they don’t, Jane, not really. They’ve been friends ever since they arrived at the castle. It’s just that once one of them has an idea they tend to go along with it.” “Maybe we should tell Snow White and Aurora that the game is off.” “No, no. It’s too late now. And if any good can come out of this nonsense it’ll be that both of them make it to midnight and we don’t have to do this again next New Year’s Eve. Just keep an eye on them. When one of them falls asleep I want to make sure that they don’t stay out there for one second longer.” Jane groaned as they walked out of the dressing room. “This is definitely going to be a long night.” OK: It’s New Year’s Eve. Snow White vs Aurora. Whoever stays up until midnight without falling asleep wins. Happy Holidays, and Game On!
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  4. They kinda can. Brock strength wise scales roughly to guys like Braun Strowman who flipped over a big rig truck or Mark Henry who held back a car with his legs. They also both have wins over Undertaker who in universe is a demonic undead necromancer wizard who can shoot fireballs, create mist, and control electricity etc. There is also that commercial where Brock F5s a shark. In other words. They maul the bear, the real question is, who wins when they fight each other.
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  5. Good set-up, broadway. Lol at Snow White and Aurora essentially having narcoleptic side effects from their sleeping spells. As for the match? Well, both princesses are teenagers, and teens and young adults often tend to make a game of staying up late. Both also tended to clean up around their cottages growing up. Gotta think on this one.
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  6. Snow White knows how to do some housework. She'll keep herself up that way.
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  7. I'm liking this argument. And this is a match I would love to see. I don't think they ever did wrestle each other.
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  8. King is disqualified for being a monarch.
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  9. Aren't Jawas whole thing to scavenge and bargain? Seems like they're trained for this
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  10. Left 4 Dead infected score zero, but probably come out of this one with 10 more zombies after it's all said and done. Funny how that works.
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  11. Ah, the PPV main event that never was. 😁 Gotta think on this one.
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  12. This match is basically "Define Protect." Brainiac puts the Earth in a bottle and Skynet removes humanity for the planet.
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  13. Who ever wins, the Cocaine Bears loses. I feel sorry for the bear The Rattlesnake and Next Big Thing aren't trapped in the arena with the Cocaine Bear. It's trapped in the arena with them.
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