10:6 - Patrick Bateman vs. Jake T. Colton

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 10, ROUND 6

Patrick Bateman

Slot: The Team's Lady Killer
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 1
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Patrick Bateman at this Wiki
Official Site: Universal Pictures

Jake T. Colton

Slot: The Team's Lady Killer
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 1
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Jake T. Colton at this Wiki
Official Site: 20th Century Studios

Battle Terrain
Romance Scenario: Xena

[Movie-Brat]

I believe Xena would see through Patrick Bateman's deception. 

Xena loves Gabrielle but Jake has more of a chance in comparison.

[Macklemore]

2 hours ago, Movie-Brat said:

I believe Xena would see through Patrick Bateman's deception.

What makes you think that? Xena always struck me as oblivious.

[broadwaybeyonder]

Doesn't Colton look a little Joxer-y in his battle pic.  But I think Xena is less likely to fall for Bateman's charm than someone who is a little less creepy.  

[Ultimate-Man]

I can see that Xena can easily be attracted to Patrick’s look.

[Movie-Brat]

24 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

What makes you think that? Xena always struck me as oblivious.

I'm pretty sure he's not the first guy to hit on Xena. Plus, considering she is an experienced warrior, she could have a feeling Bateman is psychotic and ready to kill her.

[Macklemore]

I don't know, Xena being wary of her new boyfriend and trying to prove to others that he's a serial killer sounds a lot funner than a cookie cutter fantasy where the relationship between her and Jake.

[Movie-Brat]

6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I don't know, Xena being wary of her new boyfriend and trying to prove to others that he's a serial killer sounds a lot funner than a cookie cutter fantasy where the relationship between her and Jake.

I mean, I'm just saying. Bateman would be easily read by Xena as Autolycus.

[Pizzaguy2995]

3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I don't know, Xena being wary of her new boyfriend and trying to prove to others that he's a serial killer sounds a lot funner than a cookie cutter fantasy where the relationship between her and Jake.

That is a very good point and I’m not just saying that because I used a similar argument for one my last Catherine match. I’ll vote Patrick just because the scenario is who will have the most “entertaining choice.”

[Fox]

I think both could be entertaining, but in different ways. 

Jake would be action & adventure entertaining, with a romance based on daring-do and overcoming challenges together.

Patrick would be mystery and horror entertaining, with a romance where Patrick is manipulating the situation an Xena is the last one to see it. For sure, he will prioritize Gabrielle as a target.

Kind of a toss-up for me. Both could be interesting stories.

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Patrick Bateman: 5
Jake T. Colton: 3