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  4. Battlesphere 3 Part 15 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Raven (skills and powers) Lord Zedd (powers and weapon) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapons) Aloy (skills and weapons) Shrek (abilities) Qui-Gon Jinn Ace the Bat-Hound (skills) Spider-Girl (powers) Kimberly Ann Hart Ahsoka (powers and weapons) Demona (abilities) Hawkman Seven of Nine (abilities and weapons) Gooey Gus Black Canary (skills and powers) Alice Carrie White (powers) Al Rossi: Gus is flailing and roaring by the ropes! The Black Canary’s abilities are no match for someone with the combined powers of a Jedi and Spider-Girl! Another Force push by Qui-Gon! Andel Sanap: Alice fires at Gamora, using Miss White’s powers to guide her bullets! Gamora batters them away with Godslayer! The now Shrek-sized hero charges ahead! Al Rossi: @ThePhenomenalOne is looking extremely pleased! We are at the final 7 and all 3 of his chosen combatants are still in the match! His plus 1 Deadpool is talking smack to the other guest in the VIP lounge. @leroypowell3 @RiotGear, and @IKA are all looking unsure as they each only have one combatant left! Andel Sanap: Gus has been lifted over the ropes! He fires a tendril of slime to snag the top rope! Master Qui-Gon slices down with his lightsaber! Al Rossi: And there goes the final wildcard! A full 30 minutes in the sphere but the Slime Monster is out of here! Err, what is Kimberly doing up above the ring? Andel Sanap: The young Ranger has been using her acquired Gargoyle wings to circle overhead. She perches on one of the turnbuckles to watch Master Qui-Gon get his upgrades. Exar Kun has just finished the process and now resembles a mass of red muscles covered in metal. Al Rossi: Heavily armored with the powers of Wallace, Raven, Azreal, AND Lord Zedd?! Serpentor nods in approval with leroypowell3. That mix might just make Exar the most powerful combatant in the ‘sphere right now! Andel Sanap: At the moment Alice is much more concerned with Gamora! Gamora appears to have gone for brute force! Alice may still have her fighting skills but her acquired telekinetic abilities are much too dangerous to give her time to react! Gamora is pummeling her opponent with blows and driving her headfirst into the turnbuckle! Al Rossi: With her knowledge of Shrek, Gamora sure knows her way around wrestling ring! Check out Hawkman! He lands in front of Kimberly. He looks like he’s trying to talk her down from whatever Demona induced rage she’s inWHOA! Andel Sanap: Miss Hart is not interested in talk! She’s pounced on Hawkman, who swings his mace to force her back! Al Rossi: Both of them take to the air! Looks like the Battlesphere just became a dogfight! OK: Kimberly Ann Hart (Full strength plus the powers/abilities/weapons of Ahsoka and Demona) vs Hawkman (Full strength plus the abilities/weapons of Seven of Nine). Winner gets the loser’s abilities. Both take damage if there is a tie. Game On!
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  7. Battlesphere 3 Part 14 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Asajj Ventress (powers and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Raven (skills and powers) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapons) Aloy (skills and weapons Qui-Gon Jinn Ace the Bat-Hound (skills) Spider-Girl (powers) Kimberly Ann Hart Ahsoka (powers and weapons) Hawkman Seven of Nine (abilities and weapons) Gooey Gus Black Canary (skills and powers) Carrie White None Alice None Demona None Al Rossi: Shrek climbs back onto the ring apron and takes a swing at Gamora with the Ebony blade! Gamora drops to a knee and delivers a strike with Godslayer! Andel Sanap: We have Miss Hart using her acquired Jedi abilities to keep one step ahead of Demona, while Master Qui-Gon fires some webbing to blind Gooey Gus. Al Rossi: Shrek is reeling in pain from Gamora’s attack! She leaps off the apron! Head scissors! Gamora sends the ogre sprawling off the apron and right into the sphere wall! Yikes! Gamora grabbed hold of the very edge of the ring apron! She crawls to safety as she receives her upgrades from the Battlesphere! Andel Sanap: The final Wildcard combatant has been eliminated! Only 10 combatants remain! Al Rossi: But not for long! Demona screeches down towards Kimberly to deliver a blow to send her over the ropes and WHOA! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: Kimberly springs off the ropes and delivers a fatal blow with her lightsaber! The gargoyle’s wings are clipped! She spirals out of control and crashes into her elimination! Andel Sanap: The Pink Ranger is now enshrouded by the Battlesphere upgrade field. Hawkman lands beside his teammate Gamora and stands guard as her upgrades are completed. Miss White appears to be advancing on the pair. Al Rossi: Hawkman raises his mace but he’s frozen mid-swing with a look from Carrie! She tilts her head and… BANG! Al Rossi: GEEZ!! Andel Sanap: Miss White learns the hard way never to take your eyes off of Alice! Al Rossi: A headshot to Carrie! And Alice drags her to ropes, heaves her over and out! Team @JohnnyChany is out! Team broadwaybeyonder is out! But hey, at least he’s got Chel to comfort him after his loss. Andel Sanap: Hawkman perches on the turnbuckle next to Miss Hart. Lord Zedd is being surrounded by Exar Kun’s Raven-acquired shadow clones! Blasted by a Barret Wallace gun arm! Stabbed by Azazel daggers! Zedd is lashing out wildly with his staff and Ventress’ lightsaber! Al Rossi: Only to get a taste of Force lightning from the real Exar! Zedd drops to his knees! Exar puts aside his lightsaber for the flaming blade of Azazel! SCHWING! Andel Sanap: Only one sure way to defeat someone with the powers of an Immortal! One Force push and Kun sends the decapitated body of Zedd out of the ring! Al Rossi: The upgrades are finishing up for our 3 combatants! Gamora is now sporting the larger physique of Shrek, an Elle Driver eyepatch, and Aloy’s furs. Kimberly has Ahsoka’s lekku ‘hair’ and Demona’s wings. And Alice is now in a black variant of Carrie’s prom dress! Andel Sanap: Miss Hart takes to the air! From the glow in her eyes she seems to be influenced by Demona’s gargoyle instincts. With Exar getting his upgrade from defeating Zedd, Master Qui-Gon and Gus still locked in combat, and Hawkman taking off after Miss Hart… Al Rossi: It looks like Gamora and Alice are getting to throw down! OK: Gamora (Full strength, plus Elle Driver, Aloy, and Shrek’s powers, abilities, and weapons) vs Alice (Full strength, plus Carrie White’s powers). Winner gets the powers of the loser. Both take damage if there is a tie. Game On!
  8. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Philippa Forrester: Helloooo, fight fans! It’s me, Philippa Forr… Reinhardt: AND I, REINHARDT OF OVERWATCH! Mercy: …Ahem. And I’m Mercy. Philippa Forrester: Welcome back to the Bunker for another TCC sanctioned battle! And if Reinhardt seems even more excited than normal, it’s because he arranged this match and selected the combatants personally. Reinhardt: Ha ha! Indeed, my friends! And I am certain my chosen warriors will give you a fight worthy of the TCC! Two heavyweights competing in a Sumo challenge! Mercy: And just where are these heavyweights, Reinhardt? Reinhardt: Relax, doctor! They are in the building! And let’s not leave our audience waiting! Begin, Justin Roberts! Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a 2 out of 3 falls Sumo match! A fall is achieved either by driving your opponent out of the ring or knocking your opponent off his feet. First to achieve 2 falls is the winner! And our first combatant, hailing from Japan… TOTOROOOOOO!!! Philippa Forrester: The legendary animal spirit has entered the Bunker! He trundles over to the ring and looks around at the cheering crowd! Reinhardt: Look at the size of him! Ha! He is ready for battle! Mercy: Umm, Reinhardt? Justin Roberts: And his opponent, hailing from Mystic Ruins… BIG! THE CAAAAAAAT!!! Philippa Forrester: Carrying his fishing pole with his faithful Froggy on his shoulder, Big the Cat looks a little confused as he walks to the ring across from Totoro. Mercy: This is your battle? Reinhardt: Why not? These two look like they could almost be as strong as me! Mercy: But, Reinhardt… Reinhardt: Let the battle begin already! Let’s give these good people some action! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Philippa Forrester: There’s the bell and our combatants… just stare at each other. Reinhardt: They aren’t just staring! They’re uh… looking for a weakness! Luring their opponent into a false sense of security! Big the Cat: Uhhh Hello! My name’s Big! And this is my polliwog pal Froggy! What’s your name? Totoro: Rrrrrrrrrrrrr… Mercy: Really, Reinhardt, didn’t you do any research on these two? Neither one of them are well known for being fighters. Reinhardt: Err, well, I uh of course knew about that! I thought they’d overcome that when they fell the adrenaline rush of battle! Buuuut if they aren’t going to… Torbjorn! Throw the switch! Philippa Forrester: Hey! Lights are flashing in the Bunker! Look at Totoro and Big! Electricity is arcing around the Sumo ring and the pair are reeling in pain! Mercy: Wait! I recognize that energy! It’s… no! it can’t be! That looks like Winston’s Primal Rage! Reinhardt: Oh? Really? Heh heh. What a coincidence. Mercy: Reinhardt. Reinhardt: Hey! They won’t get hurt! They just needed a little push to start fighting! Philippa Forrester: Froggy leaps off of Big’s shoulder as both the cat and Totoro’s eyes glow and their fur turns red! Under the influence of Primal Rage both of our combatants will have their strength increased and will fight until their opponent is defeated. But which of these two normally friendly giants will come out on top?! OK: Both Totoro and Big the Cat are 6’6”. They are only allowed to use their strength for the fight, no magic or special moves. First to achieve 2 falls wins. Game On!
  9. THE BOTTOM LINE Mr. President: I am happy to inform you that the mutant terrorist codenamed "Mystique" has been compromised. The mercenary codenamed "Taskmaster" engaged her in combat, resulting in her shapeshifting into the form of Taskmaster himself. However, Taskmaster was able to disarm the target and deliver a fatal blow with his sword decapitating her. The body will be delivered to Dr. Trask for further study. I have also been informed by Taskmaster to deliver this message to you: Expect my bill.
  10. “This had better be good, mister!” Henry Gyrich glared through his glasses at Taskmaster. The two men were surrounded by a circle of eight, black-suited agents of the NSA. Even in the darkness of the warehouse Taskmaster could see the glint of the pistols in their holsters. “We contracted you to determine the location of Mystique and the Brotherhood!” Gyrich went on. “You told me you would bring her in dead or alive! You instead go radio silent for 3 months and now you drag my men and I to the middle of nowhere!” “You hired me to do a job, Mr. Gyrich,” said Taskmaster coldly. “And I intend to fulfill my end of the contract.” Gyrich huffed. “Right. I always had a feeling the reports on you were overblown. The President wants results! He wants that blue, mutant freak’s head on a platter! So where is it?” Taskmaster gave a slow glance towards Gyrich’s escort. “A very good question, Mr. Gyrich.” The mercenary swiftly drew a pistol and aimed it at Gyrich. All eight agents drew their weapons and held them at the ready as Gyrich instinctively raised his hands. “Taskmaster! Have you lost your mind?!” “I’ve been watching you, ‘Mr. Gyrich’. I’ve been paying attention to your stance, how you walk, how you speak. You’ve obviously have been practicing, but it just wasn’t good enough.” Gyrich started to sweat as he shouted orders to his agents. “What are you waiting for?! Shoot him! He’s crazy!” “But how do we know he’s not lying?” one of the agents asked. “Yeah!” said another. “How do we know you aren’t that mutie witch disguised as Gyrich?” “Security code 8457245 Charlie Echo!” snapped Gyrich. “Verify the code and shoot this lunatic!” The agents slowly raised up their firearms. Except for one who fired. Taskmaster jumped in front of the bullet’s path, drew his faux Captain America shield and blocked it before it could reach Gyrich. “Simmons!” gasped Gyrich. “I gave the code! I’m not Mystique!” “No, Mr. Gyrich” said Taskmaster. “But he is.” Simmons gave a smirk as his suit became a white gown and boots and his skin turned blue. “Very clever, Taskmaster,” hissed Mystique. “It’s a shame that you aren’t a mutant.” Gyrich’s jaw dropped. “My God!” “Get out! Now!” shouted Taskmaster. Before the other agents could react, Mystique had already fired two headshots and delivered a kick to a third agent. Three more agents hurried to escort Gyrich to the door of the warehouse. Mystique drew a cutlass and cut down another agent and took aim at the last one straggling behind Gyrich. Taskmaster hurled his shield and knocked the gun from the mutant leader’s grasp. “I’ve got to ask,” said Mystique as she and Taskmaster circled each other. “What gave me away?” “Your Simmons was perfect. Too perfect. I remembered his movements from the day Gyrich approached me for this job. I had no luck finding you in known Brotherhood locations. But then I realized. What better place for you to hide than right under Gyrich’s nose? I knew that if I instigated a fight with Gyrich, you would use the opportunity to kill him. And leave me to take the blame for falsely accusing him.” “Hmm. Impressive. But you know I cannot allow Gyrich to live. You have no idea what he is planning to do to mutantkind.” “Unfortunately, that’s none of my concern. The contract says dead or alive.” Mystique held her cutlass at the ready. “I’d rather be dead than to be handed over to Gyrich!” Taskmaster drew his own sword. “As you wish.” OK: Both Taskmaster and Mystique are at full strength. Both have access to handheld weaponry (pistols, swords, Taskmaster’s shield, other replica Marvel weapons). Taskmaster wins by killing Mystique. Mystique by killing Taskmaster or subduing him long enough to escape. Fight takes place in an abandoned warehouse. Game On!
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  12. (finally) THE BOTTOM LINE Report from Taun We to Prime Minister Lama Su. Damage to the northwest corridor is well on it's way to being repaired. Our surveillance has been recovered, and we are now fully aware of the events that led to the defeat of Divatox's forces. Mistress Wessell had infiltrated the attack squad of Pirhanatrons by killing one, stealing it's army, and shape shifting her appearance. Disguised as a Pirhanatron, she proceeded to blast several of the creatures, creating confusion for Divatox's nephew Elgar. In his panic Elgar began to fire at all the Pirhanatrons which drew Divatox into the fray. As she began to lambast her nephew Mistress Wessell delivered a kill shot to Divatox. The blast struck her right in left eye. In shock, Elgar attempted to rally his forces to kill Mistress Wessell. But it was that moment that Jango Fett appeared and fired a missile that eliminated the rest of threat. Apparently he was finally within range of your distress call and made best speed to Kamino to assist us. It is unfortunate that Mistress Wessell needed to be eliminated by Master Fett, as well. But you must understand, Prime Minister, that while she was investigating the sites where Divatox had attacked she had uncovered our cloning facilities. Master Sifo-Dyas would not want his army to be known before they are ready. Master Fett did say that with Zam Wessell dead he would now have to find another bounty hunter for a mission on Coruscant. But the affairs of bounty hunters are none of our concern. We are building the future of the Republic.
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  16. THE BOTTOM LINE Hey, guys! It's your main mallard and favorite member of the Mighty Ducks Nosedive! Soooo my buddy broadway was needing a break from the whole "put people together and make them fight" thing, so he let me be in charge of the recap. Not all that much to tell. Me and the rest of the Ducks kicked the tailfeathers of those dogs and monkeys. Then all the brainiacs put their eggheads together to use the tech in the maze to get us all home. Not a surprise when the Ducks have yours truly to lead the charge! ... I guess Wildwing did a good job talking everybody down too. I was really looking forward to a bigger fight, but hey, that's what you get when try to step to the Ducks! Well, I better get going, practice starts in an hour! Just one other thing: keep circulating the tapes! We anthropomorphic superheroes have feelings too, ya know! See ya!
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