9:2 - The Mafia vs. The 3rd Street Saints

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 9, ROUND 2

The Mafia

Slot: The Team's Cannon Fodder
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
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Official Site: Public Domain

The 3rd Street Saints

Slot: The Team's Cannon Fodder
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about The 3rd Street Saints at this Wiki
Official Site: Violition Inc

Battle Terrain
Cannon Fodder Challenge: Dodgeball!

[Peypeypeypey]

This one probably goes to the Saints I would think. Mafia guys don't seem like they would be great at dodgeball, stereotypically at least. I think of the mafia as relatively stiff and brutish in their skills and physicality 

[DSkillz]

People on both sides might get pissed at getting tagged and having to dodge thrown balls and pull out their pieces.  

This may come down to which side shows the most restraint in not drawing first. 

[Gizmo Hibiki]

The Saints have Johnny Gat. It's already a stomp.

[Macklemore]

50 minutes ago, Gizmo Hibiki said:

The Saints have Johnny Gat. It's already a stomp.

Are named characters allowed in mook matchups? I feel like Johnny Gat is overtly physically strong, to the point where he could bust a hole through a mafioso by throwing a dodgeball at him.

[Peypeypeypey]

15 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Are named characters allowed in mook matchups? I feel like Johnny Gat is overtly physically strong, to the point where he could bust a hole through a mafioso by throwing a dodgeball at him.

I'm pretty sure named characters aren't allowed

[Fox]

14 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Are named characters allowed in mook matchups? I feel like Johnny Gat is overtly physically strong, to the point where he could bust a hole through a mafioso by throwing a dodgeball at him.

No, this is a slot for Generic, Disposable cannon-fodder.

no named character.  If one was allowed in, then that is unfortunate and we need to determine if they can be viewed in a generic way. 

Can they?  Or no.

[Macklemore]

Just now, Fox said:

No, this is a slot for Generic, Disposable cannon-fodder.

no named character.  If one was allowed in, then that is unfortunate and we need to determine if they can be viewed in a generic way. 

Can they?  Or no.

I think 3rd Street Saints are "vaguely" superhuman in a videogame manner. As in they're all one step below super soldiers like Captain America, so if we're taking in normal mafiosos, they should still lose.

[ViceCityMobster86]

Ouch

[Pizzaguy2995]

Gotta go with the 3rd Street Saints, most of these guys are inner city kids which means many of them are probably amateur B-Ballers or Football enthusiasts who shoot hoops and toss pigskins at the park in their downtime. So in a game of dodgeball, I trust the Saints to at least be more physically active and in shape then the Mafia dudes.

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

The Mafia: 1
The 3rd Street Saints: 12

[DSkillz]

Oh, I hope the Hand pulls this terrain at some point.