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Very cool battle and write-up Boratz. I’ll give it a 5/5 stars. I unironically think the toons can win this, mostly cause they’re toon force abilities are more versatile and can work in the real world and as shown in the special, while inside a kid’s mind as well, meaning Freddy won’t be as in control as he believes.

Whitmore helped save us from an Alien invasion, even lead the air force during the final battle! He’ll always get my vote!

A dude with a baseball bat(or a glass of water) could take out those aliens. The Croc makes a light snake out of them.

Trevor can take on an entire US Army Base if you upgrade him enough, I think he can take out a Predator.

For those unfamiliar with Invincible or Hazbin Hotel, here are some clips to familiarize you with each character:

Angstrom Levy glared darkly as the Evil Invincibles announced their decision to turn on him. No matter, he thought to himself, he’ll just banish the fools to that Wasteland Universe and deal with Mark himself! Levy flexed his fingers, starting to open his portals- ************************************ “And I was so sure they wouldn’t turn on me until much- what the fuck?” To Angstrom Levy’s bewilderment, he found he was no longer floating in the sky, facing down the turncoat Mark Variants, but instead slumped in a chair in what looked to be a hotel lobby. Did he accidentally teleport himself here? “Oh good, you’re awake! Perfect timing!” From hallway came a remarkable tall, slim woman with blonde hair and ivory skin. She wore a red tuxedo-jacket with darker red lapels and a small white tag located on the left side. She wore this over an untucked, long-sleeved, high-collared white dress-shirt that has two black buttons and dark red cuffs, worn with black suspenders and a small black bowtie. “Angstrom Levy was it? I did some research on you while you were out of it, but only so that I can work out the best way to help you out,” the young woman held out her hand to shake. “My name is Charlie Morningstar, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!” “Sorry miss, but I don’t have time for this.” Angstrom Levy held out his hand to create another portal, wanting to get out of whatever universe this was and deal with Mark Grayson and the traitorous Varients as well. But to his shock, no portal emerged from his outstretched hand. “I just want you to know, that we are going to do everything we can to help rehabilitate you,” Charlie explained, seemingly unbothered at Levy thrusting out his hand and grunting like he’s constipated. “This is a place of second chances Mr. Levy, no matter what crimes you committed or what your sins were before you arrived, I believe that every soul deserves a chance at redemption. And I promise to never judge you for your past, only help you find a better future.” “What the hell did you do to me? Why can’t I use my powers?” Angstrom suddenly demanded. “I didn’t do anything? The powers you had on Earth don’t always work when you- wait didn’t Alastor tell you where you were?” Charlie asked confusingly. “Hard to explain anything to an unconscious man my dear Charlie,” a dapperly dressed man, wearing dark red all over, appeared from the shadows, his sharp smile unnerving Angstrom. “Given how suddenly this disfigured fellow meet his end, he likely hasn’t realized what happened to him yet.” “Alastor! I told you to only recruit people who genuinely wanted to be redeemed!” Charlie admonished the grinning man. “You told me not to force someone to come against their will my dear. I don’t recall hearing our sleepy friend say no one time,” Alastor pointed out the loophole. “Would you two stop talking like I’m not here! Tell me where I am and how I got here! Now!” A very frustrated Angstrom Levy shouted at the other two. “(Sighs) I am so sorry to tell you this Mr. Levy, but you died. And this is afterlife,” Charlie sadly told him. “I- I died? No that’s not possible! I was just on Earth! About to deal with those idiot Varients-“ “And then a great big mass of muscles from outer space plowed into you at 800,000 miles an hour, splattering you to chunks before you could even comprehend what was happening,” Alastor cheerfully explained. “No. NO! You’re lying! Both of you are!” Angstrom accused them. “I am not lying Mr. Levy, I promise you I’m not,” Charlie tried to reason with him. “You’re with him aren’t you! Invincible put you up to this sick mind game didn’t he?!” Angstrom Levy’s hysteria was growing by the minute. “What? No of course not-“ Charlie was cut off by Angstrom roughly grabbing her arm. “What is this? An illusion? A virtual reality? Tell me!” The crazied man shouted. “You’re hurting me,” Charlie tried vainly to pull her arm from his grip. “I will kill everyone and everything you have ever loved unless you tell me-“ A sudden blow to his stomach knocked the grotesque man on his back. Before he could react, he felt a sharp object pressed against his jugular, and looked up to see one pink and ivory eye glaring down at him. “Don’t ever touch her again you son-of-a-bitch!” Vaggie the fallen angel growled out at him. “Vaggie stop!” Charlie quickly pulled her girlfriend off the man. “It’s okay! I’m alright, I really am!” “Charlie you cannot seriously be considering taking him in! Tell me you’re not seriously thinking that!” Vaggie demanded from her. “Vaggie this is literally why I created the Hazbin Hotel! To help wayward Sinners change their ways!” Charlie reminded the spear wielding former Exorcist. “He’s not some drugged up sex addict or some eccentric old timey dickhead! He’s fucking evil Charlie! And he’s dangerous!” Vaggie let her feelings on the issue be known. “And before that he was just a normal man who lost everything he loved! Including his family!” Charlie argued back. “My family…?” Angstrom Levy spoke more softly than he had before, slowly rising from the floor. “My wife. My little boy. Are- are they here? If this is really the afterlife, then they must be here too right? You have to let me see them!” “And what makes you think they’d want anything to do with you now?” Vaggie bitterly asked. “Vaggie enough.” Charlie sent Vaggie a warning look before turning to address Angstrom. “Mr. Levy, your wife and son’s souls are in Heaven now. And you are in, well…” “You’re in Hell my good man! With all the other psychopathic, mass murdering, wretches that have ever existed. So sorry if that comes as a shock to you,” Alastor tactlessly explained. “Are you- are you saying that I will never see them again? Even in death?” Angstrom Levy’s spirit nearly broke at the thought. “No Angstrom I’m not. In fact I know that you still have a chance to see them again,” Charlie Morningstar spoke with determination. “Oh Charlie, your misplaced belief that a Sinner can be forgiven for their numerous evil acts never ceases to amuse me,” Alastor cackled in amusement. “Call it whatever you want Alastor, but I know I can’t be wrong about this. So Mr. Levy, with your permission I would like to try to redeem you. And by doing that I hope that your soul will be forgiven and you can be with your family again. What do you say?” Charlie offered the deformed supervillain. “….And what exactly would I have to do to be redeemed?” Angstrom cautiously asked. “Well, from what I have read in your files, most of your destruction behavior seems to be centered on someone named Mark Grayson?” Charlie brought up. “Mark Grayson? RAAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!! HE’S A MURDERER! HE DESTROYED EVERYTHING! HE KILLED EVERYONE! HE DESERVES TO DIE FOR WHAT HE DID!!!!” Angstrom Levy roared. “……Riiiiiiiight. Yeah, um, I’m not saying your feelings aren’t valid or that I don’t respect your ability to have an opinion, but maybe, just maybe, you could acknowledge that the Mark Grayson that you tried to kill, repeatedly, didn’t actually do anything to you personally?” Charlie tried to explain diplomatically. “SO WHAT? DO YOU HAVE IDEA HOW MANY VARIANTS OF HIM HAVE PRETENDED TO BE A HERO AND THEN DESTROYED MY WORLD? MY FAMILY? THEY’RE ALL MONSTERS! ALL OF THEM!” Angstrom Levy bellowed out. “So you willingly teamed up with all the worst versions of him, and focused all of your energy on trying to kill the only one who hasn’t turned evil yet? Yeah, that makes perfect sense,” Vaggie sarcastically quipped. “Angstrom this hatred you have towards Mark has harmed not just you, but so many other innocent people. It’s turned you into something that you’re not,” Charlie again tried to reason with him. “AND WHO ARE YOU TO SPEAK OF THINGS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT?! WHO ARE YOU TO LECTURE ME ABOUT INVINCIBLE?” “I’M THE PRINCESS OF HELL ASSHOLE! AND YOUR ONLY CHANCE OF SAL-FUCKING-VATION!” Angstrom Levy took a step backwards in shock and fear, the Princess of Hell’s new demonic form startling him. Charlie growled in rage, but then took a deep breath, returned to her regular form and spoke to Angstrom softly again. “Mr. Levy, I am going to do everything I can to try to redeem you, just like I will do to every Sinner that enters my hotel. But one day you’re gonna have to decide what is more important to you: your revenge against Invincible, or the chance to be with your family again.” ************************************ So this match takes place in the same continuity as my Conquest vs The Evil Invincibles match: after Angstrom was blindsided by Conquest he woke up in Hell and became the newest guest to Charlie Morningstar’s Hazbin Hotel. So instead of a standard fight, Charlie is gonna try to rehabilitate Angstrom Levy, whose now without his powers, with the added incentive that this will be Levy’s one chance to reunite with his family in Heaven. The main problem though being Angstrom’s inability to let go of his hatred of Mark/Invincible. Basically vote for Charlie if you think she can successfully redeem Angstrom Levy’s soul or vote for Angstrom Levy if you think he’s beyond a chance at redemption.

Maybe they could take down the lesser robots, but as I recall the ringleader Willy Weasel was pretty damn strong; he bisected the cop lady in one swipe and briefly overwhelmed Nic Cage’s character. Not sure if Daniel-San and Kevin make it past him.

Riley probably dies early on cause he’s stupid and he never listens to reason. Huey though, I think he could survive this. His fighting feats tend to fluctuate throughout the show depending on rule of funny, but at his best he could probably take down the discount Five Nights at Freddy robots.

Conquest assumed that Mark cloned himself. I don’t know for certain if the Viltrumite Empire has cloning technology, but considering the Mauler Twins could do it with half the technology and resources I assumed the Viltrums are at least familiar with the concept.

For those of you who don’t have an Amazon Prime account or are behind on Invincible.

Conquest vs Evil Invincibles “We’re done Angstrom! Now give us our dimensions or we’ll kill you!” “Don’t be stupid! If we kill him, we’ll be stuck in this shithole dimension forever! Let’s just torture him for a bit. Then we’ll get what we want.” “I can get behind that.” “Hell yeah, love it!” Angstrom Levy glared darkly as the Evil Invincibles announced their decision to turn on him. No matter, he thought to himself, he’ll just banish the fools to that Wasteland Universe and deal with Mark himself! Levy flexed his fingers, starting to open his portals- Splat! To the Invincibe Variants surprise, Angstrom Levy suddenly bursted into a pink mist, chunks of his blood and body parts splattering over them. In their former leader’s place, there floated a towering, elderly Caucasian male with a massively muscular build. “Stand ready for my arrival worms. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty,” the newly introduced Conquest declared. “You- you fucking asshole! Do you have any idea what you’ve done! Fuck!” Sinister Invincible shouted in distressed anger. “Wait, how do we get our dimensions now?” Target Invincible asked. “How do I get Mom back?” Full Masked Mark asked. “How do I get William back?” Unmasked Mark asked. “We don’t you morons! Angstrom’s fucked, which means we’re fucked! We aren’t getting shit now and it’s all that fucking geriatric, fat old farts fault!” Mohawk Invincible pointed an accusing finger at the new arrival. “Shut up you idiot! You’re addressing a legend amongst our people.” Viltrumite Invincible admonished his loud variant before glancing over at the elder warrior. “In my universe Conquest was one of the strongest Viltrumites that ever lived. A model for what our species strived to be.” “Fuck, is he really that tough?” Prison Mark asked. “Yeah, cause I’ve never heard of a Conquest before in my universe,” Omni-Invincible skeptically pointed out. “Oh don’t be a bunch of pussies! In my universe Conquest was a joke who got murder stomped by a bunch of stupid lizards on a backwater fringe planet!” Mohawk Invincible sneered. “ENOUGH!” Conquest’s booming voice quickly silenced the bickering variants. “You were given time, you were given more leeway than most, and yet not only do I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire, but you’ve performed unsanctioned cloning? Explain yourself Mark Grayson, and it better be good.” “Well, funny story Gramps. See none of us are the Mark Grayson of this universe, so none of us owe you or your Empire shit!” Mohawk Invincible arrogantly said. “Dude stop! You’re gonna make him mad!” Viltrumite Invincible tried to silence him. “Guys maybe we should take a breath and think about this,” Full Masked Mark offered. “No! Fuck that! This freak-show ruined my chance at getting William back! And I want to make him pay!” Unmasked Mark shouted angrily. “That won’t change anything. We still won’t be getting the rewards Angstrom promised us,” Omni-Invincible pointed out. “Then I say we take the next best thing! This planet is already on the verge of falling! Let’s just take it for ourselves and start building our new empire from there!” Target Invincible insisted. “Oh I like the sound of that,” Sinister Invincible smiled smugly before addressing Conquest again. “This planet is ours now old man, now get lost before I tear your head off.” “We should grab him while we still can, torture him to find out more about the Empire of this universe,” Prison Mark said with a sadistic grin. “The Empire warned me that you would be resistant, but to have the gaul to declare your intention to betray us? To form a rival Empire? To threaten me? Good.” Conquest smiled for the first time since he arrived. “I was hoping you’d give me a reason to kill you Mark. To give me the chance to have real fun for a change.” “Guys I’m warning you, he’s going to be stronger than any of the vermin we fought on this planet,” Viltrumite Invincible warned. “Oh shut the fuck up already! There’s 8 of us and one of him! Grow a pair or get lost!” Mohawk Invincible yelled at his more cautious variant. “That’s right! We’re taking this planet, and we’re killing this old fuck!” Sinister Invincible said with finality. “Such youthful confidence. I can’t wait to beat it out of each of you,” Conquest darkly said. And with that Conquest and The Evil Invincibles charged at each other, shouting battle cries as they did so. ************************************ Conquest arrived earlier than in canon and confronts the 8 surviving Invincible Variants, leading to a fight. Is Conquest strong enough to beat all eight of them? Or is 8 Evil Marks enough to beat one upper tier Viltrumite?

Just saw the Creature Commandos last week so at the risk of recency bias, I think the Bride wins comfortably. She’s super-soldier level at least, has superior weapons and has over a century of fighting experience. Evil Ash meanwhile is pretty incompetent, much weaker physically, and the deadites are barely mook level fighters. Voting for the Bride!

Loved Sinners! But I can’t say I’ve heard of Nightcat before. Assuming she’s baseline a competent comics superhero then I think she can help the twins slay Remmick.

If it’s the MCU during Infinity War/Endgame arcs then I think they could win. Not the least because they’ll have much better teamwork and coordination then the evil Marks.

The Ranger sentries are little more then mooks, they get folded easily and then Zedd and Kat double team Olivia. I must say my guy, for a self-insert fic this is pretty well made. 5 out of 5 from me!