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How about Buffy knocks him out in two minutes and has to beat some information out of the announcer who looks suspiciously like the star of Evil Dead.

Uncle Iroh. I can't think of any other mentor more fun to hang out with.

The frog is a one hit wonder Donkey will sing him under the table.

Im in. I have literally nothing going on in my life.

I would prefer the title 'Worlds Finest' just sounds classy. As for plot: Darkside and the new gods invade Earth. That allows for enemies in both heroes weight classes. Lex Luthor is appointed as Secretary of Defence. He will be this movies Nick Fury and should be played by Clancy Brown. He tracks down Superman and Batman easily because neither of them are good at hiding who they are. Batman should be played by Christian Bale as they havent established a new Batman franchise yet and a new guy is gonna confuse the hell out of casual fans. Bruce redons the cowl after we see Robyn John Blake fighting a gang of looters. Blake hands back the cowl happily saying it was an honour to be Batman but just wasn't him. And also that it was a nightmare trying to learn advanced martial arts and how to use all the stuff in the Batcave. Because lets be honest the ending to Dark Knight Rises was kind of stupid. He and and Superman can create the idea of Nightwing later. Anyway at some point both heroes are captured by Dsaad and forced to experience the trajedies of their lives the consequnces their existance has brought to some and the reality that for everyone they save their are more they cannot. Than their emotions are played up and they fight each other. In some kind of Psychic world where niether has to depowered or impowered to match the other. It is a battle of wills. And they stalmate to show that they are both awesome and neithers fanboys have anything to bitch about. They agree to disagree on certain points and accept the realities of being a hero. And Bruce apoligises for abandoning his responsibilities at the end of his last movie which comes back at the end. Then they whoop Desadds ass. Meanwhile the Joker having been broken out of prison in DKR is found by Darkside and given the power to corrupt anyone he touches making them as twisted as he is. But he is defeated by Blake the young idealist and then turns on the new gods because symbolism. Superman, Batman and Luthor in a powersuit face Darkside. Batman sacrifices himself to save innocent bystanders (which helps teach Superman a lesson and set up for an HBO series of him being reborn through different eras of time.) and Luthor strikes the final blow on Darkside which leads to him becomeing president in the epilogue and announcing the formation of the Justice league. Superman having learned about sacrifice and compromise for the greater good or whatever goes back to saving people while Blake becomes Nightwing to carry on Bruces Legacy while forging his own.

I imagine Stewies intellect may work against him at first as the electorate will get confused by his big words and and Tommy will win support by napping among the people. But stewie could possibly trick Tommy into saying something he shouldn't.

Spongebob will break down and cry. Todd has a way of charming evil babies.

Id never bet against the big man. Also did I read correctly that Hammerhead is wearing an old-fashioned shit. That must turn some heads.

He was able to resist the effects of Psychoman and the Lisard. He seemed to think it was because of experience.

In their cars they could probably leave Bats in the dust.

Great set up and great arc but one nitpick here. Batman is going to realise in two seconds that Gobby is almost as psychotic as the Joker. I don't imagine they will get along. They still win though but when Norman gets all murderey these two are throwing down.

He could take on several vamps at once each of which have superhuman speed and move through a horse stampede without getting trampled.

Iroh is probably harder to set off so I am tempted to go with him if not for one thing. Is this nice off affected by past actions because he undoughtedly has some things still on his conscience from his days as a general.

Captain America vs the Joker. We know what the Punisher would do to him. I wonder how Cap will handle Jokers attempts to break his patriotic spirit.

This is Conor from the end of AC3 and Lincoln from the movie, shortly after his wedding. Both have their usual weapons and some prior knowledge of each other. Fight takes place in Washington D.C.

Angel once kicked a rifal through a guys chest fraim. Also I imagine the first thing a sadist like Angelus will do is identify Banes weakness and attack it meaning that mask is getting ripped off pretty soon.

I imagine House will struggle to keep his attention focused on his opponents when he has a teammate so fun to mess with. Monk is too easily distracted by the mannerisms of Todd and House to play effectively and will give his hand away trying to clean his cards. Todds a dumbass but he has a lucky streak and with Horatio he can win.

He still doesn't know but to address what youre saying, a character knows as far as the writer has been paying attention.

Thanks for the nightmares Dinsdale I really needed that in my subconscious. Anyway: Galactus: too condescending and is clearly not over his on-off partner. Try competing with a surfer dude. Magneeto: An old, cranky racist who is constantly complaining that his kids are ungrateful. You might as well sleep with Pat Robertson. Dr Doom: Gentlemanly, chivalrous manner. But if you dont measure up to mommy he will choke a bitch. Is a monarch, big turn on for those drawn to power and/or want to be a princess. And for those who like bad boys and/or are those people who write to serial killers he puts the same value on human life as malaria. But is horribly burned, never takes off his armor and most likely doesn't have the use of his penis. So short of some body snatching date *insensitivity* antics things are stuck in the friendzone.

Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Boramir could decimate the dwarves. Boramir could probably solo. Legolas could put an arrow in Oakenshields eye before he raised his namesake.

Challenge accepted: Poison Ivy: Name should be an early warning. High risk of STIs and or parasites. Wants babies, be prepared for committment and by committment I mean she may use you as an incubator. Stay away. Harley Quinn: A blast to go out with and I imagine a freak in the bed, but comes with a lot of emotional baggage and a creepy ex you will find yourself talking about alot. Be clear you are not looking for anything serious and practice your self defence. Catwoman/Black Cat: Can usually be counted on for the big stuff but will skrew you over in small ways. Both like serious, uptight brooding types. Require a lot of energy to keep up with. Will never fully abandon crime for you. In Black Cats case will continue to pine after you end things and is actually bad luck.