13:7 - Master Chief vs. Kool-Aid Man

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 13, ROUND 7

Master Chief

Slot: The Team's Mascot
Season Wins: 1
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Master Chief at this Wiki
Official Site: Bungie

Kool-Aid Man

Slot: The Team's Mascot
Season Wins: 1
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Kool-Aid Man at this Wiki
Official Site: Kraft Foods/Kool-Aid

Battle Terrain
Team Mascot Challenge: Amityville

[RiotGear]

The Kool-Aid Man is much better known and less threatening than Master Chief.

In general Chief is not gonna be a great salesmen. He doesn't say much, doesn't show his face, tends to intimidate people.

The Kool-Aid Man on the other hand is associated with happy childhoods and nostalgia. Which is something that sells. He can also prove the house is deal, by not being able to break through the walls.

[leroypowell3]

Master Chief could sell it with the adventurer in you. If you got the guts to suvive this place you're a studd

muffin to the max. Give me your money!

[C.T.]

35 minutes ago, leroypowell3 said:

Master Chief could sell it with the adventurer in you. If you got the guts to suvive this place you're a stuff muffin to the max. Give me your money!

Truth

[RiotGear]

48 minutes ago, leroypowell3 said:

Master Chief could sell it with the adventurer in you. If you got the guts to suvive this place you're a studd

muffin to the max. Give me your money!

Most people don't want a house they have to "survive" and is Chief even up for making the pitch. Guys fairly laconic and selling things normally takes saying more then grumbling a couple of words.

[IKA]

I uh...

 

Wouldn't buy from either of them. But I think i'm leaning towards the more friendly Kool-Aid man.

[DSkillz]

Man, selling Amityville may just be a tough pull for about any mascot here. 

While Master Chief technically fits the aesthetic better, he/she never struck me as the type to pitch product. The Kool-Aid Man at least has experience as a mascot and enthusiasm. 

[Macklemore]

You need a cheery disposition to sell a house. That's what families care about when they see a realtor. As long as this house has a pool, some shmuck four person family will buy it from the Kool-Aid Man.

[Vincento]

I think a COOL guy should sell a COOL house

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Master Chief: 3
Kool-Aid Man: 11