Rumble 19778 Jake from State Farm vs. John Carver vs. Jezzie Flannigan

[Mercenaryblade]

NEW CHARACTER RUMBLE!!

John Carver is out to murder beloved mascot Jake from Statefarm. 

Fortunately someone hired a bodyguard. Jezzie Flannigan. 

However Jake is enamoured by his bodyguard and is trying to win her over. 

Vote John Carver if he kills his target(s)

Vote Jezzie if she rebuffs Jake and kills John Carver

Vote Jake if he survives and wins over Jezzie

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Jake from State Farm
Read more about Jake from State Farm at Wikipedia
Official Site: State Farm Links: Wikipedia

John Carver
Read more about John Carver at Wikipedia
Official Site: TriStar Pictures Links: Wikipedia

Jezzie Flannigan
Read more about Jezzie Flannigan at Wikipedia
Official Site: James Patterson Links: Wikipedia

[DSkillz]

Heh, Jake is more likely to try to sell Jezzie insurance than he is to try to hook up.  

Jezzie is smart enough to kind of go toe-to-toe intellectually with Alex Cross for a while. The only reason she'd want to protect Jake, though, is for her own benefit. Jake constantly distracting Jezzie with insurance pitches, though, may help give an opening for John to get her out of the way. 

After that, it's kind of iffy if John can kill Jake, since Jake could magically get whisked away for his next insurance pitch at any time. 

TLDR: No one wins.  

[JohnnyChany]

6 minutes ago, DSkillz said:

Heh, Jake is more to try to sell Jezzie insurance than he is to try to hook up.  

"You do not need to get that personal for your own personal price plan."

[Callisto]

MATCH SCORE
Jake from State Farm: 2
John Carver: 3
Jezzie Flannigan: 2