13:1 - Captain Crunch vs. The Hamburglar

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 13, ROUND 1

Captain Crunch

Slot: The Team's Mascot
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
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Official Site: The Quaker Oats Company

The Hamburglar

Slot: The Team's Mascot
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
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Official Site: McDonalds

Battle Terrain
Team Mascot Challenge: Evacuation

[Twogunkid]

Captain Crunch is used to giving orders, but the Hamburglar naturally runs away. Hm...

[Peypeypeypey]

Cap'n takes this. His ship can materialize wherever he is, and then whisk people away. Hamburgler is way too selfish and apt to flee

[C.T.]

Yeah Hamburglar is not an inspiring choice in this scenario

[Macklemore]

I feel like Hamburglar is more likely to use the time of the monster attack to steal cheeseburgers than actually help citizens out. Cap'n Crunch as a naval commander is more likely to actively try to get people to safety.

[Vincento]

Just watched Captain Crunch turn two kids and a dog into floating piles of cereal and telepathically move them into his ship. 

Anyway here's the commercial in question

[Pizzaguy2995]

On 11/27/2023 at 6:17 PM, Vincento said:

Just watched Captain Crunch turn two kids and a dog into floating piles of cereal and telepathically move them into his ship. 

Anyway here's the commercial in question

Yeah he did that all the time in the early 2000s.

[DSkillz]

Man, it felt like I haven't seen a Cap'n Crunch commercial in decades, and I was probably right.  

But yeah, the Cap'n is more inspiring and with more tools for this job. 

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Cap'n Crunch: 14
The Hamburglar: 2