leroypowell3 Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Black on Black Violence “Uncle Ruckus here. No relation. It’s black history month and I can’t think of any better way to acknowledge it than with some black on black violence. I got my friend here, The Grandmaster. He got some magic powers that lets him snatch up folks like the rapture and put against each other. For a tall blue guy, he’s alright. ‘Least he ain’t black. First up is the second black person ever in Star Wars. That token Jedi Sam Jackson, I mean Mace Windu. I tell you what that guy Billy D. Williams played was spot on. A low life, good for nothing hustler. Just like all of ‘em. Mace Windu is supposed to be a Jedi battlemaster. About the best in the galaxy. He uses a technique called Vaapad which basically turns his enemies anger back on him. Almost the Force version of Judo. Bet that made him think he was special. I sure loved seeing that pure, misunderstood Anakin slice his arm off. His opponent is the race swapped Zodak from the 2002 He-Man and the Masters of the Universe cartoon. This version of Zodak is some kind of mystic who hats King Hsss and his snake men. Matter of fact, he’s the only one even defeated King Hsss (twice for that matter). Even He-Man couldn’t beat Hsss. I assume he wasn’t trying and just let this dark skinned Zodak to the work for him just like it’s supposed to be. We all know that blonde-haired He-Man reserved his cans of whoop-ass for Skeletor. So there you have it. Two black men about to commit violence against one another and the winner goes to jail for assault. Ha! The system is so good.” The Grandmaster stares at Uncle Ruckus with disdain. “I am disturbed by your skin color detestment.” “Take it up with the bleeding hearts that made February a month to think about black folks. “Let the battle begin!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Learn More About Mace Windu Read more about Mace Windu at Wikipedia Official Site: Lucasfilm Links: wikipedia Starwars.com Wookiepedia Zodak Read more about Zodak at Wikipedia Official Site: Mattel Links: Wikipedia Wikia Mattycollector.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyChany Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 I had no idea who Zodak was and definitely had to look more into him after seeing his impressive CBUB victories so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leroypowell3 Posted February 17, 2023 Author Share Posted February 17, 2023 16 hours ago, JohnnyChany said: I had no idea who Zodak was and definitely had to look more into him after seeing his impressive CBUB victories so far. Oh yeah, 2002 Zodak was fully a match for He-Man. He was my favorite character from the series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSkillz Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 Heh, nice set-up for Black History Month, leroy. Haven't seen The Boondocks yet, but I know enough about Uncle Ruckus to know that you have his self-racist tone down-pat. I can't speak for the match-up, though, since I haven't seen anything Star Wars-related since The Last Jedi and it's been a pretty long time since I watched Season 2 of '02's He-Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 Match Final Results Member Ratings:4.30 - DSkillz 4.00 - JohnnyChany 5.00 - Venom 2009 5.00 - StormChaser FPA Calculation:4 Total Votes cast 18.30 Total Combined Score 18.30 / 4 = 4.58 Final Rating on the match MATCH SCORE Mace Windu: 2Zodak: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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