UMPIRE Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 SEASON 12, ROUND 11 The Titty Twister Slot: The Team's Location Season Wins: 0 Season Losses: 1 Fantasy Team Page Read more about The Titty Twister at this Wiki Official Site: Miramax Indiana Jones Slot: The Team's Survivor Season Wins: 1 Season Losses: 0 Fantasy Team Page Read more about Indiana Jones at this Wiki Official Site: Paramount Pictures Battle Terrain Sidekick vs. Terrain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peypeypeypey Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 This is where I have an issue with this category. Is it just Indiana Jones, or is he thrown into the scenario of the movie? If it's the latter, he should be fine. He's every bit as skilled and smart as people who survived the movie. If it's just him, though, I don't actually think any peak human would be able to realistically survive everything in the Titty Twister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenaryblade Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 I think he'd do well unless Selma Hayek is the first to make a move, we know Indy has a weakness for good looking dames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotGear Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Let's remember that Indy is a trained soldier and spy/intelligence operator. A veteran of operations during both WW1 and 2. As well as the Mexican Revolution where he rode with Pancho Villa. Who routinely carries multiple fire arms as well as his whip and a knife/machete. He also speaks the local languages and his familiarity with the supernatural/occult and knowledge of local religion and history means he is less likely to be taken by surprise then the bikers and truckers the denizens of the Titty Twister are use to. Also Indy does have experience with vampires. He threw down with Dracula himself, when he was a teen. Has gone up against armies of supernatural enemies. Is a man of great faith. Capable of invoking the power of gods. Seen here when he calls on Shiva. And is ostensibly a chosen warrior of God who drank from the Holy Grail. So he should be able to bless water. Which gives him another weapon. Jones is also very creative. In " Last Crusade " we see him go head to head with a military convoy including a tank, nearly by himself on horseback armed with a revolver and he comes out on top. Or here where he takes out multiple armed pursuers, while unarmed and driving a less mobile vehicle. He also builds an Orichalum Detector out of random found objects. https://gfycat.com/accuratejampackedhomalocephale Oh and he can fight. Here is taking on multiple armed opponents in a hectic club environment. While poisoned in this case. Or here where he takes out multiple Spetsnaz special forces soldiers while in his late 50s. Here is another bar fight against multiple attackers. https://m.imgur.com/fd701b8 Physically he can dodge gunfire https://gfycat.com/obesehighlark Catch a throwing knife with his feet https://m.imgur.com/S9xLHLC His is strong enough snap a sword with a stomp. https://m.imgur.com/U0adw7y And wrestle an alligator https://m.imgur.com/a/sE0ehS7 And he's tough enough to survive this. https://gfycat.com/boringmeandamselfly In other words Indy has skills, knowledge, stats, and weapons. To survive the day. It's also worth noting that the Vampires in "Dusk till Dawn" are weak to sun light. And they don't seem to attack until nightfall. Which means the survivor doesn't have to worry about 10-12 hours of the 24 hours especially if they can get to the front steps or roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UMPIRE Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 Match Final Results The Titty Twister: 3Indiana Jones: 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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