UMPIRE Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 SEASON 6, ROUND 1 Luke Hobbs Slot: The Team Member at Nakatomi Plaza Season Wins: 0 Season Losses: 0 Fantasy Team Page Read more about Luke Hobbs at Wikipedia Official Site: Universal Studios Jimmy McNulty Slot: The Team Member at Nakatomi Plaza Season Wins: 0 Season Losses: 0 Fantasy Team Page Read more about Jimmy McNulty at Wikipedia Official Site: HBO Battle Terrain Cops vs. Holiday Horrors: Gremlins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macklemore Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Gonna have to go with Luke Hobbs on this one. I don't think he'll have any problems in slapping around the Gremlins if need be. Don't know much about Jimmy, but a quick scope at his wikipedia page leads me to believe that he'd have a fair bit of problems to deal with beyond the Gremlins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I have not watched the Wire. I feel this match is going to boil down to action, stunts and great marksmanship though. So, I'm going with The Rock... er... Hobbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincento Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 When Rock signed up to be in this match up he specifically said he is not allowed to lose. But in all seriousness it would probably go something like this: *Hobbs sits at a cafe with his daughter eating a comically large stack of pancakes with a comically small fork. Suddenly, the waitress screams, 20 gremlins burst out of the kitchen. Without reloading Hobbs shoots them all with his Smith & Wesson Model 629, not missing a single shot. "You need to get out of here!" He tells his daughter. He then walks out of the cafe and into the secret agent spy hideout that just happens to be a skyscraper next to it. Hobbs exists the elevator to see Shaw drinking a class of water. "What is this asshole doing here?" Hobbs exclaims, flipping the table 360 degrees. "I didn't sign up for this!" Shaw throws his full glass of water on the floor, another one immediately appearing in his other hand. Serious looking lady in a suit drops a pile of document on the table that Hobbs just flipped: "The Russian terrorist group is behind this probably... you need to work together." Hobbs and Shaw are sweating, Shaw takes another sip from his glass of water. Cut to the Russian terrorist layer. Our heroes sneaking past a bunch of gremlins speaking russian and/or british english. "You're sweatier than a cold glass of water" states Hobbs to Shaw. "Shut it ya wanker!" Shaw throws the glass at Hobbs but he evades and it shatters against a random gremlin. "Oh SHI-------------" Shoot out starts, grenades being thrown, the layers explodes and bad guys die, Shaw and Hobbs unwounded but covered in ash walk out. "More like greml-out of here". Credits roll. So yeah some bad guys will die. Jimmy is stated to be a detective so he will probably figure out gremlins' weakness and strengths faster, but he doesn't seem to have the connections and raw gun power that Hobbs has. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyChany Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 The Wire was a fantastic show. McNulty was a second tier character in my opinion, but he was still a good cop. He is utterly outclassed here for this objective. That being said, a scene of McNulty and Bunk looking over a crime scene caused by gremlin carnage while simply exchanging the f word would be an absolute delight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UMPIRE Posted December 7, 2020 Author Share Posted December 7, 2020 Match Final Results Luke Hobbs: 13Jimmy McNulty: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now