4:3 - Ruby Thursday vs. Kite Man

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 4, ROUND 3

Ruby Thursday

Slot: The Team's Worst Villain
Season Wins: 1
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Ruby Thursday at Wikipedia
Official Site: Marvel Comics

Kite Man

Slot: The Team's Worst Villain
Season Wins: 1
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Kite Man at Wikipedia
Official Site: D.C Comics

Battle Terrain
Recruit Henchmen

[Bergy_Berg]

Join the sexy marble-headed lady, or the loser with a kite?

[C.T.]

Kite Man is a friendly as hell himbo who managed to get the misanthrope Poison Ivy to fall in love with him. Guy's got a big heart and a lot of endearing confidence despite being treated as a loser by many. I figure he could appeal to a lot of goons at the very least.

[Bergy_Berg]

He also lives in a shitty apartment with a roommate, since he can't afford anything nice. Not great selling points.

Unlike Ivy, henchmen probably won't join him out of pity.

[SSJRuss]

I don't think some regular goons would follow Ruby. She's basically a walking tentacle monster with a female body. She would probably scare everyone off.

Kiteman has charisma. All the bro goons would follow him.

[Versam]

5 minutes ago, SSJRuss said:

Kiteman has charisma. All the bro goons would follow him.

Bro goons all the way 👍

[Bergy_Berg]

Kiteman has charisma my butt. There's a reason the legion of doom wanted nothing to do with him. He's well known as a loser, nobody is gonna want to follow him.

Ruby Thursday is a weird thot who once ran for president. Goons are gonna flock to her.

[SSJRuss]

They would rather go to Ruby Tuesday than Ruby whatever day.

[Bergy_Berg]

Ruby Thursday > Ruby Tuesday. That's just math son.

[Versam]

Don't you know anything? Women can't be leaders. It's not in their DNA. Too emotional.

[Bergy_Berg]

1 hour ago, Versam said:

Don't you know anything? Women can't be leaders. It's not in their DNA. Too emotional.

Will you shut up, man?

[C.T.]

7 hours ago, Versam said:

Don't you know anything? Women can't be leaders. It's not in their DNA. Too emotional.

[Versam]

7 hours ago, C.T. said:

This match is literally the plot of that show. 😂😂😂

[OMFG]

Cool bro that will fly kites with you on the weekends ?

Or

Marble Head with tiddies?

 

Bros all the way.

[patrickthekid]

Ruby shoots Kite Man down with her projectiles.

[DSkillz]

1 hour ago, patrickthekid said:

Ruby shoots Kite Man down with her projectiles.

Did you read the battle terrain conditions, though?

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Ruby Thursday: 5
Kite Man: 11

[C.T.]

Bro-tastic

[Bergy_Berg]

This is some bullshit