4:2 - John Shaft vs. Jack Bauer

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 4, ROUND 2

John Shaft

Slot: Keeping The Team Real
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about John Shaft at Wikipedia
Official Site: Paramount Pictures

Jack Bauer

Slot: Keeping The Team Real
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Jack Bauer at Wikipedia
Official Site: FOX

Battle Terrain
Seduction

[Macklemore]

If John Shaft is hotter than Bond, well, can anyone even beat him in this specific mission? We all know how hot Bond is.

[Fox]

Theme from Shaft - 1971

Lyrics:

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft)
You're damn right

 

 

Win condition is in his Theme Song @ 2:40.  What more must be said? 

 

[SSJRuss]

Shaft is sexy.

That is all.

[The Boob Tube]

Shaft has always been the ladies man. This is no question at all

[Versam]

13 hours ago, Fox said:

Theme from Shaft - 1971

Lyrics:

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft)
You're damn right

 

 

Win condition is in his Theme Song @ 2:40.  What more must be said? 

 

Does the match take place in 1971 or 2020?

[Fox]

15 hours ago, Versam said:

Does the match take place in 1971 or 2020?

The scenario doesn’t give a time period.  I guess it just asks who is better at this in general.

I’d say 2020 seems a tough year for lovin’, what with everyone locked in their houses and whatnot. I still like Shaft’s chances, tho.

 

[DSkillz]

From what I've seen of 24, Bauer always seems way too busy to be concerned about hooking up. I'm thinking Shaft comfortably takes this.

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

John Shaft: 16
Jack Bauer: 2