Guest callisto Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Christmas Confusion! ------------------------It was early in the Christmas season when two ancient titans clashed for Holiday supremacy. Attila the Hun's "Scourge of God" Toy was slowly being outsold by Genghis Khan's "Death to All" Action Figure. Out of desperation, Attila had turned to a popular Khazan Image Consultant...Attila the Hun, feared and respected by all, sat back and nodded. Larry, a popular image consultant, continued with his speech. A PowerPoint was projected on the nearby wall. "As you can clearly tell by these charts, Attila the Hun dolls are slowly but surely surpassing Genghis Khan dolls as the Holiday Must Have Gift."Attila gave a broad grin upon hearing the news. The room, filled with several top Hun military, gave a whoop of joy. "However, Mr. Attila, there is one issue which you must be informed of." Larry nervously added. He quickly clicked on slide show. Two names appeared on the wall. "Name recognition has plummeted these last few months. Apparently, more and more people think your name is spelled 'Atilla' instead of Attila."Attila jumped off his throne. A concubine who had been resting on his lap gave a surprised shriek. The room's Huns quickly took out their weapons. "Wait! This can be fixed. There is a man who claims to be 'Atilla the Hun'. Get rid of him, and the problem will be solved!" Larry stuttered out. Attila, upon hearing this plan, gave the same broad smile. Soon there would only be one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twogunkid Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Mr. The Hun wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Man Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Eh. Not my finest work, but I wanted to post a match. This is the first thing that came to mind. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom 2009 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I give the set-up a Good! For the match up, the Hun wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamagingRob Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 There's 2 Attila's?! "It's Good" from me, Marv. To the one who added the misspelled "Atilla": I seem to recall you being the culprit of this before... "Kursty" ring any bells? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomisntblue Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 I'm descended from Attila the hun, that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z451 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Hmm... how powerful is Atilla, it could change the face of the fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Djgambrell Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 I'm descended from Attila the hun, that is all.Bullcrap, that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomisntblue Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Bullcrap, that is all. It's true, believe it or not. Not directly descended, but he's on my family tree waaaay back according to my grandpa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Djgambrell Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 It's true, believe it or not. Not directly descended, but he's on my family tree waaaay back according to my grandpa.... Well then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSkillz Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Heh, pretty good set-up, Marv. As for this match, there's a simple solution to where the vote should go. The simple fact that "Atilla" has just been put in a match means he's already on the chopping block. "Attila" wins by virtue of the admins' mandate against the dupes. EDIT: It's true, believe it or not. Not directly descended, but he's on my family tree waaaay back according to my grandpa. It's possible that I'm related to Michael Jackson myself. See the family resemblance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twogunkid Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Heh, pretty good set-up, Marv. As for this match, there's a simple solution to where the vote should go. The simple fact that "Atilla" has just been put in a match means he's already on the chopping block. "Attila" wins by virtue of the admins' mandate against the dupes. EDIT: It's possible that I'm related to Michael Jackson myself. See the family resemblance? and here I was thinking you were related to Mr. Terriffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomisntblue Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 and here I was thinking you were related to Mr. Terriffic. he's related to Mr. T! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSkillz Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 he's related to Mr. T! Nah. I would pity the fool! But seriously, I have relatives from Gary, Indiana who I've heard always talked about their distant cousin Catherine way back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rat Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Attilla the hun wins. nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSkillz Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 rat, chill with the thread necromancy. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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