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In this blog we have Cavemen, Batman, & Pirates! Yes, it's about DC, but I'll try to make fun of them somehow. So click on this blog! 

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I think that's enough. It might've been too much. Anyways, let's get to it.

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Today's Topic: Cavemen, Pirates, & Batman

Alright, in case any of you read DC comics, STOP! Do not be afraid. There are better comics out there. There are people you can talk to, such as the 1-800-Marvel Hotline.

 

Anyways, now that we got that over with, prepare yourself. The following pictures are DC, except that they actually look pretty cool.

But before I show them, do you guys remember a couple years ago when Captain America bravely died after Marvel's Civil War (which can be purchased here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d.html/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/192-4042195-7614201?a=078512179X )

Yep. Well, naturally, DC tried to get up all in Marvel's business by killing off Batman. How'd they do it?

Well, Batman had just used a gun to kill Darkseid with a god-bullet, when Darkseid got off a last shot of his Omega Beams and killed him.

Man, there's so many things wrong with that...

Anyways, Bats died earlier this year/last year. The grave was just about to get it's first flowers, when DC announces this:

DC Fans: "So, when is Bats coming back?

 

Writers: "Right now."

 

Fans: "Really? Cool. How?"

 

Writers: "Well.... Batman wasn't dead, he was just sent across time & space..."

 

Fans: "This sounds a lot like Samurai Jack."

 

Writers: "... Hey look, it's Grant Morrison!

 

Fans: *squeal*

Of course, I'm taking a few liberties with their actual words. 

But serously, Grant (DC's most loyal writer) is pulling out all the stops on this one. From Bat-Pirate:

To Bat-Caveman:

He's got it all. Sadly, I must admit that this actually looks pretty cool. Weird. Silly. But cool. 

Hey, it's just like old times! Quick, someone get Adam West!

Anyways, that's it for today. This is Marvel Man, signing off. 

Excelsior!