Hello and welcome! This is Marvel's Corner!

I'm afraid that I can't truly tell you what today's blog is about. It's a surprise... But someone's back. Someone that's very good... And also very bad... Be very afraid!

*scary piano music*

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Alright, time to move on...

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Today's Topic: He's back...

I thought he was gone for good. Everyone I talked to said it would never happen again...

I still get flashbacks. 

Obviously, I'm talking about none other than... Bryan Singer!

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!

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Yes, Singer is back in Marvel. The last time we saw him, he had backhanded Marvel and then run off with DC.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. For those who don't know who Singer is, let's take a look back...

*dream sequence*

• September 17, 1965: Bryan is born. World's collective IQ goes down.

• Bryan directs several films, most small time: 

1988-Lion's Den

1993-Public Access

1995-The Usual Suspects

1998-Apt Pupil & Burn

• If anyone remembers these movies, tell me what they're about in the comment section. Usual Suspects won a few awards though, so I can't hate on that. 

• In 2000, Bryan hits the big time. Directs X-Men. Makes more than all his other movies combined. Movie's actually not bad.

• It's 2003, and Bryan makes a summer blockbuster again. This time, it's X-Men 2. Bryan can now retire... His whole family...

 

• And then it happens. 2006, Bryan backhands Marvel. Leaves X-Men franchise, directs Superman Returns. Movie is hated by critics, makes an okay earning.

Above: Bryan Singer selling out.  

• X-Men 3 is given to Brett Ratner, director of Rush Hour. Movie sucks a little less than Superman. Still makes more money. 

• Bryan's reputation, having been crushed, keeps him from directing a new Battlestar Galactica movie.

• X-Men Origins: Wolverine makes a killing at the box office. Bryan dies a little on the inside.

 

• Today- Bryan Singer is granted the rights to direct X-Men: First Class.

Sadly, this is another prequel. To add an extra dose of sadness, Hugh Jackman will not be in this one.

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!

So, to recap...

The X-Men franchise, which can make money without Bryan, is left without Jackman and thrown in the uncaring hands of Bryan Singer. A prequel on the horizon....

NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!

I'm out...

Excelsior....