13:11 - The Rubberband Man vs. Cap'n Crunch

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 13, ROUND 11

The Rubberband Man

Slot: The Team's Mascot
Season Wins: 1
Season Losses: 1
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about The Rubberband Man at this Wiki
Official Site: Office Depot

Cap'n Crunch

Slot: The Team's Mascot
Season Wins: 1
Season Losses: 1
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Cap'n Crunch at this Wiki
Official Site: The Quaker Oats Company

Battle Terrain
Team Mascot Challenge: Umbrella Corp.

[C.T.]

.............who? No really, who? I have no idea who that is, and to be honest, just off that name/brand recognition alone, I gotta bet on the good ole Cap'n.

[Z451]

Food for thought here, but after the recent disasters that have plagued the company, I think that Rubberband Man would be a pretty good choice of mascot to provide a distraction from the all of the noise and destruction the company provided beforehand. The Captain would be good at providing a distraction too, but I think RB would be better, as he tends to be more helpful and provides more of what people need than Crunch does.

Additionally, RB while eccentric is not nearly as gung-ho as the Captain can be in terms of how he presents himself, such as the manner of driving his ship through people's living room walls and the like. A quality that would benefit individuals who don't wish to be jump scared or have conditions like PTSD be flared up by the Captain's well meaning but over enthusiastic efforts.

[Z451]

On 1/6/2024 at 10:52 AM, C.T. said:

.............who? No really, who? I have no idea who that is, and to be honest, just off that name/brand recognition alone, I gotta bet on the good ole Cap'n.

Rubberband Man is a advertisement mascot for Office Max from 2004, who would dance around offices and other places, giving people whatever office supplies they needed in the moment to achieve a particular task.

There were a few other commercials out there of him, but here is one of them.

 

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

The Rubberband Man: 6
Cap'n Crunch: 2