11:1 - Mercy (Overwatch) vs. Hawkeye Pierce

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 11, ROUND 1

Mercy (Overwatch)

Slot: The Team's Medic
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Mercy (Overwatch) at this Wiki
Official Site: Blizzard Entertainment

Hawkeye Pierce

Slot: The Team's Medic
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Hawkeye Pierce at this Wiki
Official Site: 20th Century Fox

Battle Terrain
Medical Challenge: Flatline Catchphrase!

[Fox]

"Somebody call the whambulance!"

-Mercy

[Magnamax]

I think this challenge is about who is more articulate and has better bedside manner or just who can say something more clever? Either way, I think Pierce is good here; here’s a sampling of good quotes:
 

“Three hours ago, this man was in a battle. Two hours ago, we operated on him. He’s got a fifty-fifty chance. We win some, we lose some. That’s what it’s all about. No promises. No guaranteed survival. No ‘saints in surgical garb.’ Our willingness, our experience, our technique are not enough. Guns and bombs and anti-personnel mines have more power to take life than we have to preserve it. Not a very happy ending to a movie. But then again, no war is a movie.”

General Hammond: Who are you?
Hawkeye: Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce. Who are you, Sarge?
General Hammond: (pointing to his general's insignia) What do you think this star means?
Hawkeye: You're Tinkerbell?

Margie: I've been transferred to another unit.
Trapper: Transferred?
Margie: Major Houlihan says I'm a bit of a distraction.
Trapper: What a rotten thing to say!
Hawkeye: Yeah. You're an incredibledistraction.
 

https://quotecatalog.com/quote/richard-m-powell-frank-do-you-k-Z720vra

[Fox]

3 hours ago, Magnamax said:

I think this challenge is about who is more articulate and has better bedside manner or just who can say something more clever? Either way, I think Pierce is good here; here’s a sampling of good quotes:

 

I do generally conceded that Hawkeye is the master of Medical Quips, so thanks for that.

It's great to see you in here defending your team. 👍

[Pizzaguy2995]

A one-liner contest hmm? Well in this case I’ll back Hawkeye.

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Mercy (Overwatch): 5
Hawkeye Pierce: 10