9:8 - Squirrel Girl vs. The Flash (Barry Allen)

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 9, ROUND 8

Squirrel Girl

Slot: The Team's Marvel Comics Character
Season Wins: 1
Season Losses: 1
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Squirrel Girl at this Wiki
Official Site: Marvel Entertainment

The Flash (Barry Allen)

Slot: The Team's DC Comics Character
Season Wins: 1
Season Losses: 1
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about The Flash (Barry Allen) at this Wiki
Official Site: DC Comics

Battle Terrain
Location: Mumbai

[Bergy_Berg]

Barry is running, circling this strange foe. He knows not her powers, but he finds her smile and cheery demeanor during battle to be off-putting.

Suddenly, he feels a tickle in his armpit. Another tickle on his stomach. There's a scurrying within his costume.

He feels a sudden weight on his head. His mask stretches out, and exposes a squirrel staring Barry in the face. Another pops up in his vision, and another. Soon, Barry's suit is filled with squirrels. There are more fluffy tails than man within the speedster's costume.

Barry struggles to move under the weight of the fuzzy monsters. His throat clogs as he inhales the squirrel's hair. He can't move, can't see, can't breathe through the mass of varmints that have fully enveloped him.

His world turns black. The last thing he hears is the woman giggling. She mocks his demise, saying in a sing-song voice "I'm the unbeatable Squirrel Girl."

[Macklemore]

Not a single person Squirrel Girl has beaten in canon has ever been as fast as the Flash. Combine all of their speed feats, and they still wouldn't reach the speed of the Flash.

[DSkillz]

Speed steal, IMP, etc. FTW.

Unless, of course, the fight happens off-panel.

[IKA]

Just now, DSkillz said:

Speed steal, IMP, etc. FTW.

Unless, of course, the fight happens off-panel.

It's always off panel, what the Squirrels lack in speed, they make up in numbers. Plus if she recruits Secret Squirrel, he'll have a plan. That conversation will be off panel as well.

[Bergy_Berg]

1 minute ago, IKA said:

It's always off panel, what the Squirrels lack in speed, they make up in numbers. Plus if she recruits Secret Squirrel, he'll have a plan. That conversation will be off panel as well.

I do appreciate that you saw this category where everyone would pick God tier characters and said "You know what? Fuck it. Squirrel Girl."

[IKA]

28 minutes ago, Bergy_Berg said:

I do appreciate that you saw this category where everyone would pick God tier characters and said "You know what? Fuck it. Squirrel Girl."

That's was pretty much exactly my thought process lol.

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Squirrel Girl: 4
The Flash (Barry Allen): 6