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Michael Lovecraft

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Michael Lovecraft last won the day on December 17 2022

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  1. This scale is only based on the uk measurement of officer and is not based on a global scale, therefor Mr. Angel cannot truly say he is the best in the land. 2nd..... ITS CONAN COMEON. HE IS A PEAK SPECIMEN HUMAN. this is point I expect the loss of votes because I cannot come up with a better argument.
  2. Blade would hunt her down from a distance completely disabling her charm. Plus he would hunt her at night when she's sleeping or when she least expects it. And he definitely would not have to be within close proximity of her to unalive her. He has more toy and gadgets then Bruce Wayne.
  3. It was just another day in JellyStone National Park, Yogi and Boo Boo were up to their usual tricks trying to steal more Picnic Baskets. A very attenuative Squirrel that was lurking in the trees noticed that the baskets that Yogi was hoarding was in fact made from the very trees of JellyStone national Park, trees that Foamy had made part of his vacation home. Angered by this revelation Foamy threw a nut at Yogi who unwittingly dodged it while ducking to grab a sandwich, the nut accidentally went into a yawning Boo Boo’s throat who choaked and passed out. “Aye,” Yelled Yogi “Why did you throw a nut at me? You Killed my Boo-Boo" “Hey fuck you man!” Foamy responded from his tree “Your baskets are made from my trees!” “Save the trees man, save them all!” “You Killed Boo-Boo over some wood?” I’m going to have myself a Squirrel Sand-a-which tonight!” Before the two would come to blows a nearby Owl stopped by to try and calm the situation down. “Listen guys we don’t need any trouble here.” “Suck a fuckin’ tootsie-pop you stupid owl,” Foamy yells throwing a nut at the Owl knocking it from the tree from which it fell breaking its neck. “GGRRAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Yogi Roars as he charges towards Foay’s Tree. “Oh... shit!” Foamy retreats into a nearby tree as Yogi climbs the tree ripping down Foamy’s Vacation home. “You asshole, that took me a whole day to build!” Yogi jumped and swatted at Foamy whom turned back throwing a nut at Yogi’s head knocking the angry bear to the ground. As he landed the branch gave way sending the squirrel hurdling down the tree hitting several branches on the way down. As Foamy recovers from his fall he turns back to see Yogi running in his direction. Noticing a squirrel had fallen from the tree Ranger Smith offers a helping hand, unfortunately from his time with Yogi he was not expecting such an angry bear who tore him in half on his way to the terrified Squirrel.
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