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  1. It is an ongoing story arc. The Battlesphere is where I take 30 characters who've won my setups and put them in a battle royal. That's why the teams are so random. Search battlesphere to see the other parts.
  2. The man lay gasping for breath on the tiled floor, blood staining his white shirt. A few feet away his girlfriend whimpered as she vainly tried to use her hand to stop the bleeding from her own stab wound. Standing above them both brandishing a knife dripping with blood was Victor Zsasz. He stepped over the man with a confident smirk on his face. The man closed his eyes tight to keep from gazing at the shirtless figure, his arms and torso a mass of tally mark scars. “Look at me when I’m talking to you, piggie.” The man winced as Zsasz knelt on his chest. “You have no idea what I’m doing for you, do you? You think you got it made. A place to live, a girl, a future. But it’s all a lie. You are in a prison. A prison of life.” Blood dripped onto the man’s face as he desperately tried to scream. Zsasz put a finger to his lips. “Shh. Don’t worry. This is the day you are going to finally break free from your prison.” He leaned over a whispered into his victim’s ear. “Embrace your liberation.” A swift slash of Zsasz knife was all it took to cut the man’s throat. Zsasz stood up and turned around. “And now, my dear, it’s your turn to…” Zsasz stopped his ranting when he saw the woman was gone. There were several blood-soaked footprints leading out the swinging door. Zsasz’s eyes narrowed in annoyance, putting a tally mark into his left pec. “Okay, little zombie. We can play hide and seek if you want.” The woman staggered down the hall as fast as she could. She ran to the door of another apartment, seeing light shining from inside through the crack. She banged on the door with both hands. “OPEN UP! PLEASE! FOR GOD’S SAKES OPEN UP! HURRY!” There was a rattling of a chain and the door opened. The woman ran inside, not even seeing who opened the door for her. “I need your phone! There’s a madman trying to kill me!” She collapsed on a heap onto the couch. The TV in front of it was playing a scene from a Saw film. Billy the Puppet was delivering instructions to a new victim. The woman sobbed at the violent scene and turned away. Far too late this meant she could finally see the figure who had let her in. Her screams of terror mingled with the movie on the TV. “Live or die. Make your choice.” Victor Zsasz followed the footprints to the door and pushed it open with his knife. He looked inside to see the woman sitting on the couch watching the TV. Zsasz could sense something wasn’t right, but stepped into the apartment. The woman hadn’t moved. In two quick strides, Zsasz reached the couch, grabbed the woman by the hair and yanked her head back. He raised his knife, but then paused. The woman’s throat had already been slashed, with new stab wounds perforating her t-shirt. Zsasz let the woman’s hair go, letting her head fall limply against her chest. There was the sudden ringing of a cell phone. Zsasz looked around for a moment before realizing it was a flip phone clutched in the dead woman’s fingers. He pulled the phone out of her grip, flipped it open, and raised it to his ear. “Yes?” “Hello, Victor.” “Who the hell is this?” “Someone who wanted to ask you a question: What’s your favorite scary movie?” Zsasz scowled. “I’m not interested in games. If you killed my zombie you owe me a mark!” “I would have thought you’d like scary movies. Your obsession with murder and carnage. But then again guys like us prefer a more hands on experience, don’t we?” “Listen, piggie! I don’t let those shrinks in Arkham get in my head, so don’t think you have a chance. Where are you?!” “Oh I’m close. I’ve been getting to know you, Victor. That’s how I knew to get this apartment. I saw the way you looked at that couple in the restaurant. It was only a matter of time before you tried to liberate them.” Zsasz eyes darted around the room, the Saw movie still playing on the TV. “So now what? If you were wanting to stop me you could have jumped me while I was dealing with these two.” “I wouldn’t want to interfere with another man’s work. I would have let you kill them both but I wouldn’t want your lady friend to give away the surprise.” A closet door started to slowly open behind Zsasz. “And what kind of surprise is that?” “This one.” Zsasz whirled around to see a figured in black robes and a white scream mask armed with a knife leaping out of the closet. The knife caught Zsasz in the arm, but Zsasz was able to jump back and hold his own knife at the ready. “You think you can kill me? In that get up?!” “Consider it my coming-out party,” a modulated voice said. “My chance to show Gotham what a real killer looks like.” The two murderers circled the living room as the dead woman’s body slid off the couch onto the floor. “Then let’s see what you got!” Zsasz snarled. The movie played on as knives were raised into the air. “Let the game begin.” OK: Both combatants armed with knives. They are on the upper floor of an apartment building. Last one standing wins. Game On!
  3. Battlesphere 2 Part 12 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Kylo Ren Michael Jordan (Strength/skill) Speedy Gonzales (Toon physics/speed) Chucky Kitana (Powers/weapons) Speedy Gonzales (Toon physics/speed) Bride of Frankenstein Miss America (Powers) Fox McCloud (Tech/weapons) Bella Swan Miss America (Powers) Fox McCloud (Tech/weapons) Medusa Sweet (Powers) Sam (Powers) Xena Carmen Sandiego (Abilities/tech) Phantom Lady (Abilities/tech) Hawkgirl Gooey Gus (Powers) Spring Heeled Jack (Powers) Cain Ladybug (Powers/weapons) Callisto Moonwalker (Powers) Lola Bunny None Willy Wonka None Astronema None Emma Peel None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Ladies and gentlemen, we are over 40 minutes into the Battlesphere and nearly half of our combatants are still standing! Lola Bunny, our #3 entrant, is still fighting alongside her unlikely ally Miss Bourgeois, despite not having secured an elimination for herself yet. Al Rossi: Meanwhile, our last elimination has crafted a rather… heh… interesting new look for Cain. Not sure if the first murderer is a fan of a red and black polka dots, but at least got a boost of strength and a Miraculous! Andel Sanap: But through all of this Miss Swan and the Bride of Frankenstein have been using Miss America’s power of flight to simply observe the match. Al Rossi: Check out Kylo and Chucky! Those two have been eyeing them for a while! Wait! Here we go! Kylo extends his hand! He’s Force choking Bella down to Earth as Chucky brandishes Kitana’s fans under her! Andel Sanap: The Bride lets out a screech and flies down! She slams into Kylo, breaking his hold on Miss Swan! She pulls out McCloud’s blaster and fires! Chucky flips out of the way! Al Rossi: These 4 are through watching and waiting. They are ready for a fight! OK: Kylo Ren (Full strength plus Michael Jordan’s abilities and Speedy Gonzales powers) and Chucky (Full strength plus Kitana’s powers/weapons and Speedy Gonzales powers) vs Bella Swan and The Bride (Both at full strength plus Miss America’s powers and Fox McCloud’s abilities/weapons). Pair with the least votes gets eliminated, and their powers/abilities/weapons go to the pair with the most votes. If there is a tie, both pairs take damage and stay in the Battlesphere. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!
  4. Battlesphere 2 Part 11 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Kylo Ren Michael Jordan (Strength/skill) Speedy Gonzales (Toon physics/speed) Chucky Kitana (Powers/weapons) Speedy Gonzales (Toon physics/speed) Bride of Frankenstein Miss America (Powers) Fox McCloud (Tech/weapons) Bella Swan Miss America (Powers) Fox McCloud (Tech/weapons) Medusa Sweet (Powers) Sam (Powers) Moonwalker Michigan J. Frog (Toon physics) Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Xena None Hawkgirl None Spring Heeled Jack None Cain None Callisto None Ladybug None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois is howling with rage as she fires her pistols at Ladybug, but the yoyo causes the bullets to ricochet into the Battlesphere wall. Al Rossi: Hawkgirl is flying dangerously close to top of the sphere! If her feet or Jack’s touch then they would be out! Jack’s clawed hand tearing into her wings! She swings her mace! YOWCH! Right in the face! Andel Sanap: He slips off Hawkgirl’s back and tumbles down, only to be met with another taste of Nth Metal! Carried over the ropes and out of the Battlesphere! Al Rossi: We got Xena still trying to fend off Phantom Lady and Carmen while Gus lets loose a blast of slime towards Hawkgirl! The clock is winding down! Here comes #28! Crowd: 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: The candyman can! Al Rossi: Uhhh, what? Andel Sanap: The most unlikely of combatants! The master confectioner Willy Wonka has entered the Battlesphere. He doesn’t seem all that impressed by the chaos around him. Al Rossi: But I hope he has a heck of strategy! Here comes the demonic Medusa! Wait! Wonka’s pulling out a flask! What’s he drinking? Andel Sanap: Medusa lunges for him and By the Force! Al Rossi: He’s floating in the air! He must have some of that Fizzy Lifting Drink stuff! Look out! Hawkgirl zooms past him on a dive towards Gus! The Battlesphere is trying to give her Jack’s powers as she charges up her mace and HOLY CRAP! Andel Sanap: Gooey Gus has been reduced to a puddle of goo that flies over the ropes the drips into the bowl of the Battlesphere! Al Rossi: Carmen and Phantom Lady are shocked by the brutality of that elimination! But in comes Xena! A throw of her chakram and both them are sent over the ropes onto the apron! Andel Sanap: Xena crouches down! She runs towards the ropes where her opponents are stunned! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A: The end of your era… and the beginning of mine. Al Rossi: A lot just happened there, folks! Xena hit a double missile dropkick to Carmen and Phantom Lady, eliminating them both just as the buzzer sounded! And now, we’ve got Dark Specter’s favorite warrior joining us at #29! Andel Sanap: She charges up her Wrath Staff and aims it but… um, now she appears to be dancing with it. Al Rossi: Medusa’s tapping into Sweet’s magic! She unleashes her hair and catches a hold of Astronema’s arm as Callisto works over Moonwalker in the corner! Andel Sanap: He opens his mouth for a sonic scream but BY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: Hard to sing with a sword in your mouth! Callisto lifts Moonwalker by the remains of his throat and tosses over the top rope! Andel Sanap: The Battlesphere is quickly providing the combatants their new powers. Hawkgirl looks barely recognizable with the twisted purple body of Jack and Gus, Xena is in Phantom Lady’s outfit and Carmen’s coat and hat… Al Rossi: And Callisto is sporting the Moonwalker’s look. Which, to be honest, isn’t that bad. Crowd: 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Mrs. Peel, you’re needed. Al Rossi: And with that we’ve reached #30! Emma Peel is our final entrant! Wonka burps down and offers her a chocolate. Andel Sanap: A gesture of friendship? Mrs. Peel smiles and accepts. Al Rossi: Then she delivers a karate chop to Wonka’s head! Andel Sanap: Which allows him to miss the flying bodies of Miss Bunny, Miss Bourgeois, and Ladybug! Another display of Cain’s power! Ladybug and Miss Bourgeois desperately hurl their Miraculous to catch the bottom rope! Al Rossi: Lola scrambles into the ring, only to be met by a slash of Cain’s knife! He grinning wickedly at the two Miraculous ropes as Chloe and Ladybug try to pull themselves up. He’s pointing the First Blade back and forth between them, then brings it crashing down! Andel Sanap: I can’t believe it! The First Blade cut Ladybug’s line! The young hero falls and is eliminated! Al Rossi: Chloe clambers up the rest of the way and rejoins with Lola! They watch as Astronema fires blasts at Medusa and Wonka desperately flees Peel! No time to rest! Back into the battle! OK: Medusa (Full strength plus Sweet and Sam’s powers/weapons) and Emma Peel (Full strength) vs Willy Wonka (Full strength) and Astronema (Full strength) vs Chloe Bourgeois (Half strength plus John Wick and John Spartan’s abilities/weapons) and Lola Bunny (Half strength) Pair/s with the least votes gets eliminated, and their powers/abilities/weapons go to the pair/s with the most votes. If a pair finishes 2nd in the voting or there is a tie, the pair/s take damage and stay in the Battlesphere. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!
  5. (finally) THE BOTTOM LINE The teenagers stood huddled together, frozen in terror as Bloody Mary slashed at La Llorona with her nails. Black bile emerged from the cuts as the two figures howled and snarled at each other like rabid animals. “We gotta get to the car!” Luke whispered urgently. “We’re never getting passed them!” Laura whimpered. “We’re going to die! We’re all going to…” “Laura! Stop that!” snapped Beth. “Let’s just move further down the beach. When we’re far enough away, book it for the road.” Laura started running down the beach sobbing. “I don’t care! I want to go home! I wanna…!” La Llorona teleported in front of Laura with arms outstretched. Laura barely had time to scream before La Llorona’s hands were grasped tightly around her throat. “LAURA! NO!” Luke sprinted towards his girlfriend only for Bloody Mary to fly through his body and tear out his heart on her way out. Zach grabbed Beth by the wrist and ran for the SUV as the ghosts finished off their lovestruck friends. “Get in the car! Go! GO!” The two jumped into the car and slammed the doors behind them. Zach fumbled through his pockets for the keys and shoved them in the ignition. The engine sputtered and wheezed but wouldn’t turn over. “Come on! Damn it, come on!” “Zach,” Beth said in a hushed tone. “I know! Just give it a second!” “No. Zach!” Zach looked up, following Beth’s gaze. He finally noticed the rear-view mirror. He could his reflection, Beth’s, and one other sitting in the backseat. Zach and Beth screamed as Bloody Mary emerged out of the rear-view mirror reaching for them. Instantly La Llorona appeared in the backseat and caught hold of Bloody Mary, giving Zach and Beth time to scramble out of the SUV. Bloody Mary hissed and delivered another blow to La Llorona’s face, then spun around and dragged her into the rear-view mirror after her. Beth and Zach laid out on the sand, gasping for breath and staring at the now still and silent SUV. Around them they could see the bodies of Luke and Laura lying next to each other a few feet away, Ozzie’s head, and Madison’s drowned body washing up onto the shore. Beth’s mind was still racing but her eyes were still locked onto the SUV. They were drawn to the windshield, cracked but still in one piece. She could see the blurred images of her and Zach, but there was also something moving in the reflection. She glanced behind them and back again, but the image remained. The image of two figures locked in combat. Then one of the images grew clearer and clearer, until finally a body burst out of the windshield shattering it. Bloody Mary was sprawled out in front of the car. Her pale face and clothes were even more tattered and torn, and her eyes seemed wide with uncharacteristic fear. La Llorona appeared before the SUV and advanced on her fellow spirit. Bloody Mary wailed as she tried to scramble away from her adversary, but La Llorona was quickly upon her. The ghostly lady grabbed her victim by the hair and with a determined look proceeded to drag her down the beach. Zach and Beth jumped aside as Bloody Mary howled and snarled in anger. She kicked and clawed at the air, but nothing could stop La Llorona’s march. She stepped into the shallows and continued deeper and deeper into the water. Bloody Mary let loose a final, piercing wail before she was completely submerged. Zach and Beth put their arms around each other as they stood near the shallows. The water bubbled and fizzed, a black substance coated the surface, and smoke that stank of brimstone rose up from where the two specters had disappeared. “Is it… over?” asked Zach, still in shock. “I think so,” said Beth. She took a deep breath and turned to face Zach. “We need to get out of here. You help me get the… others in the car. We’re not leaving them out here like this.” Zach nodded. “Yeah. You’re right. As long as it’s…” La Llorona’s hands burst out of the water and grabbed a hold of both Zach and Beth by an ankle. The two gave panicked cries as they were yanked off their feet and pulled into the water. Pulled under the surface, they could see La Llorona floating before them. Even as the water filled their lungs, they could hear her tortured call. “Mis hijos! Mis pobres, pobres hijos!”
  6. THE BOTTOM LINE The farmers and Sprout could only peer through the barndoors and watch in amazement as the Giant lunged towards Giganta. He slammed the super villainess’ back first against a silo. Giganta responded with multiple blows to the back of his head. “Hands off, you green geek!” she snarled. Giganta managed to get a leg up and kicked the Giant off of her. He stumbled across the valley and came crashing down to earth, flattening several acres of farmland in the process. “Get up, Giant!” yelled Sprout. “Please get up!” “Don’t worry, Sprout,” said the head farmer. “The Giant knows what he is doing!” Giganta advanced on the Giant, grinning confidently as he rose to a knee. “Face it, big boy. I’ve fought a ton of people stronger than you! And I’ve flattened them all!” The Giant glanced up to the sun in the sky, then back to Giganta. His eyes flashed with anger and his face was no longer jolly. “Ho. Ho. Ho.” The Giant raised his hand towards the sun, his enormous fingers almost looking like they could reach it. But to Giganta’s surprise the sun seemed to turn to point itself at her, as if the Giant was adjusting a lamp. The sunlight suddenly brightened and Giganta raised her hands to her face to shield her eyes. The Giant sprang up and rushed Giganta, tackling her back to earth. The entire valley shook with the sounds of the two enormous figures landing blow after blow as they rolled over fields of vegetables. “Oh dear!” moaned one of the farmers. “The whole crop will be ruined!” “Never mind the crop!” blurted out Sprout. “The Giant’s in trouble! The bad woman is gonna hurt him!” At last the terrified farmers could see Giganta’s head rising up into view. She was holding up the Giant by his green tunic in her clutched right fist. With her left hand she rained down shots to his face, causing red blood to mingle with his green skin. “Giant!” Sprout wailed. He ran out the door, but the head farmer clutched his wrist to stop him. “Sprout! Stay inside where it’s safe!” “But we gotta save the Giant! We gotta!” Grunted with exertion, Giganta lifted her battered opponent over her shoulder. She glared at the barn and frozen in terror farmers. “You dumb hicks want your friend back? You can have him!” Giganta gave a thunderous yell and hoisted the unconscious Giant over her head. With a roar she hurled the Giant toward the barn. “EVERYBODY! RUN FOR IT!” the head farmer yelled. The farmers of the valley ran out of way, just barely getting clear as the Jolly Green Giant crashed into the barn. Giganta slowly walked towards the Giant as he lay in a pile of shattered wood and smashed vegetables, groaning in pain. “Guess this valley will be needing a new giant,” she smirked, raising up a high-heeled shoe clad foot. “Ho, ho…” But before Giganta could land the killing blow, she felt something wrap around her left wrist. With it came a familiar sensation. And an all too familiar voice. “That’s enough, Giganta!” Holding the Lasso of Truth tight, Wonder Woman hovered in the air behind Giganta. With a sharp yank on the lasso, Giganta lost her balance and went tumbling backwards into a cornfield. “Wow! Who’s that?!” gasped Sprout, as Wonder Woman flew in to deliver a punch to Giganta’s face. “I… I don’t know, Sprout,” said the head farmer. “But I’d say it’s a good bet she’s on our side!” Giganta swung wildly to try to swat Wonder Woman out of the sky, but she flew out of range her strikes, only to swoop in deliver a final blow Giganta’s jaw. The giant super villain collapsed in a heap, her body slowly starting to shrink back to it’s normal size. Wonder Woman wrapped the lasso around Giganta as the farmers and Sprout ran over to watch. “It’s alright, everyone!” Wonder Woman said. “Giganta has been contained. I’m only sorry that I was unable to get here before she destroyed your crops.” “Oh that’s alright,” said Sprout. “The Giant will help us get this place all fixed up good as new! Look!” Sprout pointed as the Giant, battered but standing tall as ever, surveyed the acres of damage to his valley. He stretched out his hands to the sky and new, healthy vegetation started to grow. Wonder Woman nodded and smiled. “Yes, I see what you mean. Now if you would excuse me, I must deliver Giganta back to the authorities.” “Oh sure!” said the head farmer. “Thank you for all your help! Come back anytime you want! Come on, fellas! The Giant’s gonna need our help to clean up the valley! Let’s get a move on!” “Bye, nice lady!” called Sprout, waving to Wonder Woman as he ran off after the farmers. “Thanks for saving the Giant!” “Rotten, little kid,” Giganta muttered. She grunted as Wonder Woman tightened the lasso’s grip before taking off into the air, letting Giganta hang down below her. “Come along, Giganta. Let’s get you back to Blackgate. If I hurry, you’ll be just in time for dinner. I understand that cook is preparing some fresh… vegetables.” “Ho, ho, freakin’ ho.” And so Sprout and the farmers went back to work in the fields as Wonder Woman flew Giganta out of the valley of the Jolly… “Ho, ho ho.” Green Giant.
  7. Battlesphere 2 Part 10 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Kylo Ren Michael Jordan (Strength/skill) Speedy Gonzales (Toon physics/speed) Chucky Kitana (Powers/weapons) Speedy Gonzales (Toon physics/speed) Bride of Frankenstein Miss America (Powers) Fox McCloud (Tech/weapons) Bella Swan Miss America (Powers) Fox McCloud (Tech/weapons) Medusa Sweet (Powers) Sam (Powers) Moonwalker Michigan J. Frog (Toon physics) Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Xena None Hawkgirl None Spring Heeled Jack None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: The Battlesphere has been working overtime to get our combatants their upgrades, Andel! We’ve got Kylo and Chucky both looking a little Toon-ier as the zoom around the ring with their newly won speed, Bella and the Bride are sporting Starfox gear! Andel Sanap: But the most dramatic change is Medusa! Her outfit now resembles Sam’s, but her face is now twisted to look like Sweet’s! Al Rossi: Well, at least it matches her hair. Here’s entrant #25! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Am I my brother’s keeper? Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: You can say that again! The first murderer is in the Battlesphere! And he makes a beeline for… Moonwalker?! Andel Sanap: It’s not too farfetched, Al. Cain can sense how much power Moonwalker possesses. Cain’s demonic abilities combined with Moonwalker’s could make him unstoppable! Al Rossi: And check out Lola and Chloe! I think they’ve had their fill of dealing with Gooey Gus! Lola jumps in with a kick to Moonwalker and Chloe gets off a few pistol shots! WHOA! Andel Sanap: A telekinetic backhand by Cain! Miss Bunny and Miss Bourgeois desperately cling onto the ropes! Al Rossi: Cain doesn’t like to share his kills, I guess. Lola and Chloe scramble back into the ring! Andel Sanap: Kylo Ren and Chucky are setting up in the corner! Kylo is gesturing to Bella and the Bride, who are using their won powers of flight to stay above the ring. Al Rossi: Not for long though! They have to dodge out of the way of Hawkgirl as she struggles with Jack! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: I will never stop hating you, Xena! Do you hear me?! NEVER! Al Rossi: That got Xena’s attention! But she’s too busy with Gus to deal with her archrival Callisto! Andel Sanap: Moonwalker is starting to go silver! He blocks a stab from Cain a delivers a shot of his own, but here comes Callisto! Al Rossi: She thrusts her sword into Moonwalker’s chest! If he wasn’t in mid-transformation, that would have been a killing blow! Andel Sanap: But Moonwalker is still staggered! His transformation has stalled! He’s partly silver but hasn’t gotten into his mech form! Al Rossi: But here comes Chloe and Lola! Lola bum rushes Xena and Chloe uses her top to stun Cain! Andel Sanap: Takes out her pistols and dual wields to pepper Moonwalker with lead! Al Rossi: Chloe isn’t messing around! Lola and Callisto are still scrapping as Chloe stands over the downed Moonwalker! Andel Sanap: All the other combatants are focused on there own battles! Moonwalker may be finished! Al Rossi: Chloe is making him sweat! He better hope his lucky star is with #27! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Tikki, spots on! Al Rossi: AND IT IS! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois is irate! Ladybug teleports in and runs towards Miss Bourgeois to aid Moonwalker! Al Rossi: The two Miraculous heroes are going head-to-head! We still have 3 more combatants and whooooole lot of eliminations before we got ourselves a winner! OK: Moonwalker (full strength plus Michigan J. Frog’s Toon physics) and Ladybug (full strength) vs Chloe Bourgeois (half strength plus John Spartan and John Wick’s skills and weapons) and Lola Bunny (weakened) vs Cain (full strength) and Callisto (full strength). Pair/s with the least votes gets eliminated, and their powers/abilities/weapons go to the pair/s with the most votes. If a pair finishes 2nd in the voting or there is a tie, the pair/s take damage and stay in the Battlesphere. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!
  8. Battlesphere 2 Part 9 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Kylo Ren Michael Jordan (Strength/skill) Chucky Kitana (Powers/weapons) Bride of Frankenstein Miss America (Powers) Bella Swan Miss America (Powers) Moonwalker Michigan J. Frog (Toon physics) Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Xena None Sweet None Speedy Gonzales None Fox McCloud None Sam None Medusa None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Chucky uses his stolen fans to send Speedy Gonzales spiraling into the air! Al Rossi: Then hurls a fan as Kylo swings his ‘saber! Yowch! One dissected mouse! Multiple pieces of Speedy hit the Battlesphere wall! Tell Mercy she’s working overtime tonight! Andel Sanap: And Fox McCloud may be in similar need of help! His pistol has little effect on Bella and the Bride as they grab hold of him! Al Rossi: They take flight and hurl Fox over the ropes and out of the match! Andel Sanap: 30 minutes of action and the ring is still extremely crowded! Crowd: 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Shayera Hol, Hawkgirl! Al Rossi: And it’s about to get even more crowded above the ring! The Thanagarian Leaguer surveys the chaos! Andel Sanap: Al, our first 5 entries are still in the Battlesphere and have been going at each other non-stop! Miss Sandiego and Phantom Lady are attempting to regroup as Miss Bunny and Miss Bourgeois are desperately trying to calm down Gus! Al Rossi: But in charges Xena! She’s got that look in her eye, Andel! She’s loving this brawl! She stabs her blade into Gus who just stares at it in confusion! Andel Sanap: Xena isn’t giving up though! She’s trying to power it out of Gus’ slimy hide! Hawkgirl looks impressed! She’s charging up her Nth metal mace! Coming in for a dive! BOOONG! Al Rossi: And clobbers Gus! He felt that one! That mace does have a history of disrupting magical beings. This might be the thing that spells in the end for Gus! Andel Sanap: Look! Medusa has caught Sweet and Sam in her hair! She’s carrying them to the ropes! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Heh heh heh heh! Andel Sanap: First timer Spring Heeled Jack enters the Battlesphere! Al Rossi: And there goes Sweet and Sam out of it! With a toss of her tresses Medusa puts an end to the musical demon and the spirt of Halloween! Can’t wait to see how those upgrades will effect Medusa! Andel Sanap: But Jack has leapt onto Hawkgirl! Xena has freed her blade and goes for another attack on Gus! Al Rossi: And Carmen and Phantom Lady look ready to go another round themselves! OK: Carmen Sandiego (weakened) and Phantom Lady (weakened) vs Gooey Gus (weakened) and Spring Heeled Jack (full strength) vs Xena (half strength) and Hawkgirl (full strength). Pair/s with the least votes gets eliminated, and their powers/abilities/weapons go to the pair/s with the most votes. If a pair finishes 2nd in the voting or there is a tie, the pair/s take damage and stay in the Battlesphere. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!
  9. Mutt is a trained G.I. Joe operative, the Apathy are essentially zombies that drain the will of their victims until they die, and Malevolence is the daughter of Mephisto. My money's on Malevolence.
  10. Here is my entry. A battle featuring 2 ghostly debuts! Enjoy!
  11. The crescent Moon shined over the Gulf of Mexico. The waves lapped on the shore, only interrupted by the splash of a beer bottle crashing into it. An SUV was parked on top of a dune overlooking the beach. Beside it sat a blond boy in a t-shirt and jeans and a redhaired girl wearing a college jacket over a cheerleader’s outfit with their arms wrapped around each other. Two boys also in college jackets stood further down the beach, laughing, high fiving, and betting who would through the next bottle the furthest. Another girl with short brown hair wearing a sweater and skirt idly glanced up at the starry night, while a girl with blond hair wearing a crop top and jean shorts leaned against the SUV looking bored. “I can’t believe those idiots managed to get us lost!” the blond grumbled. “They didn’t mean to, Madison,” said the brunette. “Ozzie’s been planning this trip for weeks.” “And don’t you go making excuses for him, Beth!” Madison snapped. “I was all ready to see a concert and have a party on the beach! And what do I get instead? No concert, no party! Just those two morons drinking beer and chucking the empties into the stupid ocean!” The blond boy leaned in to give the redhead another kiss. “I don’t know, Madi. I think I’m beginning to like the scenery. What about you, Laura?” “Oh yes!” Laura giggled. “It’s so romantic!” “Hmph!” said Madison. “Yeah, real romantic. Why don’t you two get a room or something?” “Just take it easy, Madi,” said Beth. “There’ll be other parties. You don’t have to take it out on Luke and Laura.” The two bottle throwers ran back up the beach to rejoin their friends. Beth could hear the voice Zach, the dark-haired, taller of the two, bragging to Ozzie. “I told you I’d hit that rock! Chalk another win for the star QB!” Ozzie rolled his eyes and smiled. “Star of the bench you mean! Hey! What are all you people doing over here? This is supposed to be our vacation! Let’s lighten up! Have some fun!” Madison crossed her arms and glared at Zach. “Doing what? Sing songs around a campfire? You promised me a concert and a party, Zach!” “Hey, baby, don’t be mad!” “Yeah!” said Ozzie. “There’s a ton of stuff we could do. We’re at the beach! Let’s go for a swim!” Beth glanced at the ocean before them. “But I didn’t bring a swimsuit.” Ozzie grinned. “Who says we need ‘em?” Madison slapped Ozzie on the shoulder. “You wish, creep!” Zach held up his hands. “Okay, okay. If you don’t want to swim, perhaps you’re up for another… challenge.” Madison looked annoyed at Zach. “What challenge? What are you talking about?” Zach gave a wink to Ozzie, who cleared his throat and looked to the sky. “Yes, it’s the perfect night. She is sure to be listening.” Beth drew closer and even Luke and Laura stopped their flirting to listen. “Who is listening?” Zach and Ozzie shared an expectant look, then Ozzie answered in a hushed tone. “Bloody Mary.” “OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!” Madison picked up a purse off the sand and stomped towards the SUV. Zach hurried up to her and caught her by the shoulders. “Aw come on, Madison! Don’t be a downer!” “When you stop being such a kid! Seriously? Bloody Mary? You want us to play that dumb, old game?” Ozzie looked shocked. “Oh it is more than a game. For centuries, people have told the legend of Bloody Mary. That anyone who dares to say her name three times while looking into a mirror, would summon her from the land of the dead, and risk her wrath!” Laura scootched closer to Luke. “Oooh! That’s so creepy!” “If by creepy you mean stupid,” sniffed Madison. “And the legend also says,” Ozzie went on. “That the spirt of Bloody Mary is at it’s strongest on the night the crescent Moon.” “HMPH. Just like boys’ brains get dumber during the crescent Moon,” said Maidson derisively. “Well, if you really feel that way, baby, why don’t you prove it?” asked Zach. “Why don’t you say the name three times and see what happens?” “I would, but we’re fresh out of mirrors. Oh well, guess we’ll have to do this dumb game some other time.” “There’s the rear-view mirrors on the car,” Laura offered. “Yeah, there is no way I’m saying Bloody Mary 3 times to a freaking car!” “You won’t have to.” Beth reached into her purse and pulled out a smart phone. Pressing a few buttons, she activated an app that turned the home screen into a reflective surface. “There. A 21st century hand mirror.” “Don’t tell me you believe this crap?” said Madison, as Beth handed the phone to Ozzie. “I don’t have to,” replied Beth. “The fact is we have nothing else to do out here. And if you’re so sure that Bloody Mary isn’t real, there’s only way to prove it.” “Go on, Madison!” snickered Luke. “Yeah!” chorused Laura. “Call Bloody Mary!” Ozzie held the phone out in front of him with the ‘mirror’ facing Madison. He gave a dramatic smile. “Do you dare to face the wrath of… her?” Madison looked around at her friends and groaned. “Ugh! Fine!” She took a step towards Ozzie and fixed her eyes on the phone. “Bloody Mary!” Just as Madison’s half-heartedly words left her lips a cold rush of air swept in from the ocean. Laura yelped in surprise and put her arms even tighter around Luke. Beth’s grip subconsciously tightened onto the hood of the car. Madison looked around for a moment uneased. “Well? That’s 1,” said Zach. “You need 2 more!” “I know that!” Madison barked. “I… just got… distracted.” She took a breath to steady herself then faced the phone again. “Bloody Mary!” Another breeze came across the Gulf. It whipped past the friends and against the car. Beth almost thought she could hear the sound of a woman’s cry carried on the wind. Madison was looking more and more frightened as Zach slowly moved behind her. “Maybe we should just get in the car and head home,” Laura said nervously. “No way!” said Luke. “Madison just needs to say it one more time!” Beth glanced at Ozzie. “Maybe Laura’s right, Oz.” “No! We’ve started the ritual! Only Madison can stop it. If she’s too scared.” “I’m not scared!” Madison shouted. The wind died down, as if in anticipation of what was to happen next. Madison took a deep breath, then spoke in a barely audible whisper. “Bloody Mary.” There was a moment of silence on the beach. Then Zach quickly wrapped his arms around Madison’s waist and hoisted her into the air. Madison squealed and kicked her feet up, knocking the phone out of Ozzie’s grip and sending it flying overhead into the bushes behind him. The others laughed as Zach carried Madison towards the water. “Put me down, you creep!” she shouted, laughing in spite of herself. “I cannot!” Zach said in a monotone voice. “You have dared to say her name! Any who dares to say her name must be punished!” Zach continued carrying Madison kicking and squirming into the shallows. Madison pulled her feet up from the water as Zach grinned. “One last chance! Do you beg forgiveness for saying her name?” “Never!” Madison giggled. “Screw Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!” “Aw go throw her in!” laughed Luke. “Yeah! Maye a bath will stop her being such a wet blanket!” chimed in Laura. Zach began swinging Madison back and forth as the others counted along. “1! 2! 3!” With a final shriek, Madison was flung out of Zach’s arms a fell with a splash into the Gulf. Beth shook her head and grinned at Ozzie. “You are crazy, you know that?” “Yep! And proud of it!” “Well how about you make me proud and find my phone? I think it landed over there in those bushes.” Ozzie gave a salute. “Fear not, my lady! I shall rescue your electronic device for thee!” “Cut the Shakespeare and just get my phone back, please?” Beth chuckled. Ozzie winked at Beth and headed into the bushes. His eyes scanned the ground, but the phone wasn’t there. Maybe Madison had kicked it further than he thought. “Hey, Zach!” Ozzie shouted over his shoulder. “Any chance of coach letting Madison be our new placekicker?” He had gone a few more feet away from the SUV when Ozzie reached a clearing in the brush. Beth’s phone lay face up in the sand. Ozzie groaned when he saw that the screen was cracked. “Great. Beth’s never gonna let me forget this.” That was when Ozzie heard a sound. It seemed to be coming from the bushes ahead of him. It was almost like the sound of ragged breathing. Clutching the phone in his hand, Ozzie called out. “Okay, guys. Beth? Is that you? Look I know it’s you so just come out of there.” At that moment, Ozzie felt an ice-cold breath on the back of his neck. He spun around and let out a scream that was quickly silenced by the bony fingers wrapped around his throat. Ozzie’s scream was obscured by the screams of Madison as she splashed wildly in the ocean. “Come on, Madison. It’s not even that deep!” said Luke. “Swim back to shore and we can get back to the motel.” “Somebody help me!” Maidson wailed. “Something grabbed my leg! Something’s in the water!” “Right, like Jaws’ Mexican cousin!” guffawed Zach. “Please, Zach! Get me out of the water! Please!” Beth could see the panic in Madison’s face. She reached out to Zach. “You better help her out, Zach. It’s probably nothing, but look at her! She’s freaking out!” “Ah, fine. Time to fish my girlfriend out of the ocean. You guys get the stuff back in the car. And see where Oz got to.” Zach jogged towards into the shallows as Madison’s head went under. Zach reached into the water, feeling around for Madison’s body. But he could feel nothing. Luke was right, the water wasn’t that deep. But Madison was gone. “Madi? MADI!” Zach turned back to yell to the shore. “GUYS! SOMEBODY CALL 911!” An arm shot out of the water making Zach fall backwards into the shallows. To Zach’s terror, the arm was followed by the body a veiled woman dressed in white. Zach could see her pale skin and sunken eyes. The woman open her mouth and let out a piercing wail. “Mis hijos! Mis pobres pobres hijos!” Beth stared in disbelief at the woman advancing on Zach as he desperately scrambled to shore. Luke moved in front of Laura. “Stay behind me, girls!” “For what?!” shouted Laura. “That’s right!” said Beth. “We’ve got the car! We’ve got to get out of here!” The windows of the SUV suddenly smashed all at once. The hapless friends screamed at the sight of Bloody Mary perched on top of the SUV’s hood, still holding Ozzie’s head. She leapt off the hood and advanced on Beth, Laura, and Luke as La Llorona stepped out of the water towards Zach. The friends all backed into each other, frozen in fear. Bloody Mary let out a screech, only for La Llorona to sweep through the group to face her. “Mis hijos! Mis pobres hijos!” she cried. “What the hell is she saying?!” whispered Luke. “I think… I think she’s saying we’re her kids,” said Beth. “Well, that’s good, right?” stammered Laura. “If we’re her kids she won’t hurt us, right?” “But she must have drowned Madison!” snapped Zach. “Oh yeah. So...... what happens then?” Bloody Mary let loose a howl and slashed at La Llorona, who responded in kind with a strike of her own. Beth looked on with grim resignation. “I think we’re supposed wait to see who gets to kill us next!” OK: Both Mary and Llorona have all the powers/weaknesses associated with ghosts and poltergeists, as well as their legends. Last ghost standing wins. Game On!
  12. The sun rose in the sky above the valley of the Jolly Green Giant. It’s rays found the sleeping form of Giganta, passed out in a pile of cast aside leaves. She was her ‘normal’ height and wearing a torn prison uniform. She groaned and squinted from the sunlight. It had felt like she had been running for days. It would have been easier for her to grow to her giant size and travel miles in minutes, but that would only have drawn the attention of the A.R.G.U.S. agents pursuing her. And Giganta would never be taken back to prison. She glanced at the fields that surrounded her. In her mad rush through the forest up a mountainside she hadn’t paid any attention to the scenery. The last thing she could remember was passing out from exhaustion. Giganta rose to her feet and brushed some cabbage leaves off her shoulder. “Terrific,” she muttered. “Ran right onto some hick’s farm. Well, maybe they’ll have something decent to eat around here.” Giganta made her way down a row of corn until she came to a tarp with some freshly picked vegetables sitting on it. Beans, peas, carrots, and more were all sitting in baskets, and looking ready to be eaten. Giganta looked unimpressed with the harvest, but her grumbling stomach urged her on to the vegetables. She picked up a carrot and bit into it. “Hmm. Not bad. Not as good as cheeseburger, but this crud will do.” “Who are you?” Giganta turned to see a little green boy looking up at her. She waved the boy away. “Leave me alone, kid. Don’t you know you shouldn’t interrupt a lady when she’s eating?” “But those vegetables don’t belong to you! We’re supposed to take those to the village!” Giganta tossed aside the carrot and grabbed the boy by the wrist. “And I say they’re staying right here with me! And if you don’t shut up, you little twerp, I’ll…!” A man in suspenders and a straw hat came running down the cornrow, followed by a group of similar dressed men carrying shovels, rakes, and other farm equipment. “Sprout! What’s going on?!” “This lady was stealing our vegetables!” Sprout shouted, struggling to free himself from Giganta’s grip. “I told you to shut up!” Giganta hissed. “Listen, lady!” the farmer said, voice shaking. “We don’t want any trouble! If you wanted some vegetables you could’ve just asked! But right now, I’m gonna need you to let Sprout go!” Giganta smirked at the farmers then tossed Sprout loose. The boy scrambled to the lead farmer as Giganta cracked her neck. “Oh, but I just gotta have some vegetables!” she said in a mocking tone. “You see, I’m a growing girl!” The farmers all began shouting in panic as Giganta activated her powers and began to grow taller and taller. She laughed as she watched them run for the shelter of a barn. “And another thing! All of you better start getting me some real food! Or there’s gonna be some real trouble!” “Ho ho ho!” The deep, rumbling laugh shook the valley. The ground began to shake under Giganta’s feet, but it wasn’t her steps that was causing it. Stepping over the ridge, the Jolly Green Giant entered the valley. Giganta’s eyes widened, but she didn’t lose any confidence. She had fought people who could grow as big as her before. She could handle some green freak. “So, you’re in charge here?” she said. The Giant just looked back with a confident smile. “Quiet type, huh? No problem! I’ll wreck you, then I’ll take care of your little friends!” Giganta charged forward and swung a hammerfist blow to the Giant’s head. He staggered back, his giant feet crushing huge stretches of vegetation. But the Giant slowly rose back up, and though he was still smiling, his fists were now clenched and ready to defend his valley. OK: Both Giganta and the Giant are 50 feet tall. Last giant standing, wins. Game On!
  13. Battlesphere 2 Part 8 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Kylo Ren Michael Jordan (Strength/skill) Chucky Kitana (Powers/weapons) Bride of Frankenstein Miss America (Powers) Bella Swan Miss America (Powers) Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Xena None Sweet None Moonwalker None Speedy Gonzales None Fox McCloud None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Almost half of the field of 30 is still in the Battlesphere! Sweet is leaning in the corner dazed following the strike who took from Moonwalker! Al Rossi: Which explains why none of our combatants are breaking out into any dance numbers at the moment. Moonwalker has finished his upgrade and he looks like he’s been transformed into a cartoon version of himself! Andel Sanap: He sees Xena getting overpowered by Miss Bourgeois and leaps in to lend a hand! Al Rossi: A giant Toon sized hand! He throws a punch that sends Chloe colliding into Gus! They both fly over the top rope! Chloe is holding for dear life as Gus’ body adheres to the ring apron! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Trick ‘r Treat! Trick ‘r Treat! Give us something good to eat! Al Rossi: Hope you checked your candy, folks! The spirt of Halloween, Sam, enters at #21! Andel Sanap: He seems unbothered by the chaos around him as he joins Sweet in the corner. Al Rossi: Some kind of demonic alliance? Sheesh! Get a load of all the monsters in this fight! Chucky is using Kitana’s powers to pursue the Bride into the air! Gus is roaring in Chloe’s face for running into him! Andel Sanap: Miss Swan has Speedy cornered again! But the mouse leaps up and over the vampire! He’s got her by the cape! Speedy is dragging the teenager around the ring! Al Rossi: And we got Fox trading shots with Kylo! Something’s got to give, Andel! Not even the Battlesphere could possibly contain this much action! Andel Sanap: And Sweet and Sam are watching it all! They may be waiting for the right moment to strike! Al Rossi: Carmen’s fighting to get Lola over the rope, and Chloe yanks Carmen off of her! But here comes Gus again, getting in Chloe’s face! If she gets slimed, it’s game over for the Parisian hero! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: ALL HAIL MEDUSA! Andel Sanap: The Queen of the Inhumans, and the first Battlesphere’s number one entrant! Al Rossi: Medusa surveys the chaos but there’s Sam! A quick slash of his lollipop knife and Medusa shouts in pain! Andel Sanap: Sweet charges in to pick the bones but Sam leaps onto to him, swinging his blade wildly! Al Rossi: Well, guess this is one alliance that was short lived! Medusa gets to her feet, and she looks ready for a war! OK: Sweet (half strength after his last battle) vs Sam vs Medusa (both at full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Boureois (John Wick and John Spartan’s abilities and weapons), Kylo Ren (Michael Jordan’s strength/skill), Chucky (Kitana’s powers/weapons), Bride (Miss America’s powers), Bella Swan (Miss America’s powers), Carmen Sandiego, Gooey Gus, Lola Bunny, Phantom Lady, Xena, Moonwalker, Speedy Gonzales, and Fox McCloud. The combatant with the most votes gets the powers/abilities/weapons of the combatant with the least votes. Ties for most votes means the two combatants share the bonus powers. Ties for least votes means both combatants are eliminated, and all their powers go to the winner. A combatant who finishes 2nd in the voting takes damage, but stays in the Battlesphere. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!
  14. Battlesphere 2 Part 7 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Kylo Ren Michael Jordan (Strength/skill) Chucky Kitana (Powers/weapons) Bride of Frankenstein Miss America (Powers) Bella Swan Miss America (Powers) Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Xena None Sweet None Moonwalker None Michigan J. Frog None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: A blast of fire shoots from Sweet’s fingertips and Moonwalker anti-gravity leans out of the way! Al Rossi: Jumps into a kick that catches Sweet right in the face! Lola and Carmen are going at it in the corner, Phantom Lady gives another projector blast to an even madder Gus, and Look out! Chloe’s trying to get Xena over the ropes! Andel Sanap: But it seems that Kylo and Chucky have caught the eyes of our monstrous brides! Bella and the Bride have been using Miss America’s flight to hover above the ring, but here they come! Crowd: 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Arriba! Andale! Eppa eppa YEEHA! Al Rossi: The fastest mouse in all of Mexico! Speedy Gonzales is here! He tears around the ring, hopping onto the ring ropes! Andel Sanap: He breezes past Mr. Frog, who looks annoyed that his dance routine on the middle rope was interrupted. He goes back into his routine, but look out for Moonwalker! Al Rossi: Goes into a spin that kicks the legs out from Sweet and sends Moonwalker flying towards the ropes! Spinning backfist clobbers Michigan and that frog is history! Andel Sanap: Already the Battlesphere is starting to give Moonwalker his earned upgrades. Toon power mixed with the considerable magics that Moonwalker possesses? A dangerous combination! Al Rossi: Speaking of dangerous combos, look at Bella and the Bride! They cornered Speedy at the turnbuckle! Looks like there’s a disagreement over who should eliminate the Toon and get his powers! Andel Sanap: But Kylo and Chucky are right there, as well! Chucky brandishes his Kitana fans and you can see the look of determination on the face of the Knight of Ren! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Let’s rock and roll! Al Rossi: And another new combatant! At #20 it’s Fox McCloud! He sees Speedy surrounded by some unpleasant company! Whips out his blaster and fires! Andel Sanap: Kylo blocks with his lightsaber, Chucky leaps for Speedy who darts away! Chucky slams into the Bride and Bella lunges for Kylo! Al Rossi: Two thirds of the way through the field of 30, and this battle royal has no signs of slowing down! OK: Kylo Ren (Michael Jordan’s strength/skill) and Chucky (Kitana’s weapons/powers) vs The Bride (Miss America’s powers) and Bella Swan (Miss America’s powers) vs Speedy Gonzales and Fox McCloud All are at full strength and also possess their normal weapons and powers. Also currently in the ring: Chloe Boureois (John Wick and John Spartan’s abilities and weapons), Carmen Sandiego, Gooey Gus, Lola Bunny, Phantom Lady, Xena, Sweet, and Moonwalker. The combatant with the most votes gets the powers/abilities/weapons of the combatant with the least votes. Ties for most votes means the two teams share the bonus powers. Ties for least votes means both teams are eliminated, and all their powers go to the winners. A team who finishes 2nd in the voting takes damage, but stays in the Battlesphere. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!
  15. (After a rain delay, here is finally) THE BOTTOM LINE Al Rossi: We’re back, folks! It’s the bottom of the 9th, score tied 1 to 1! The Hunny Pots were the first on the board when Roo hit a grounder that allowed Kanga to score in the 3rd inning. Unfortunately, the All Stars were able to catch Roo and Gopher in a double play as Elmo made an impressive throw to second base. Andel Sanap: But then the game tightened up in the 7th, when Zoe hit a solo home run to put the All Stars on the board. And that brings us to where we are now. Bert, the pitcher for the Sesame Street team, has thrown an excellent game and has managed to strike out Gopher and Roo. We may be going into extra innings, Al. Al Rossi: During the break we could see Hunny Pot manager Christopher Robin giving some encouragement to this team. Now he is stepping into the batter’s box to once again pinch hit for Eeyore. Oscar is in his garbage can behind Christopher with his catcher’s mitt. Bert goes into his stance. The wind up. The pitch! Strike one called! Ernie: Way to go, Bert! You’re doing great! Bert: Will you be quiet, Ernie?! I’m trying to concentrate! Bob Johnson: Keep it together, All Stars! Take your time and throw when your ready, Ernie! Oscar the Grouch: Don’t take too long! I’m falling asleep back here! Piglet: B b be careful, Christopher Robin! Al Rossi: Christopher squares up in the batter’s box. Bert looks for the signal from Oscar, who’s just sitting bored in his garbage can. And the pitch…. Bouncing ball towards right field! Christopher takes off running as Grover and Telly Monster rush for the ball! Grover: I got it! Telly Monster: I got it! Andel Sanap: …And the ball bounces between the two monsters. Telly Monster: I thought you had it! Grover: But you said you had it! Oscar the Grouch: One of you get it or you’re gonna get it! Al Rossi: Christopher rounds first, and he’s heading for second! Telly scrambles and leaps on the ball, heaving it to Cookie Monster who catches it, but not before Christopher is called safe. Cookie Monster: Wow! Me have never seen anybody run that fast! Even when me is looking for cookies! Christopher Robin: Thank you, err Mr. Monster. Okay, Eeyore, you can take my place at second base. Eeyore: Of course, I’m always second. Christopher Robin: And, Piglet, now it’s your turn at bat. Piglet: *gulp* Again? Couldn’t you bat for me instead? Winnie the Pooh: Be brave, little Piglet. It’s just a game. Piglet: Yes, but a game where a very fast ball could hit a very small animal! Al Rossi: Piglet cautiously creeps into the batter’s box. His bat is shaking in his grip. Bert looks and deals! Piglet: OH DDDDDDDear! Andel Sanap: The ball breezed high past Piglet’s head, sending dropping to the dirt protect himself! Oscar the Grouch: Don’t worry, pork chop. That ball doesn’t hurt… much. Heh heh heh. Tigger: Hmph! Says the green Spookable in a trash can! Oscar the Grouch: Mind your own business, stripes for brains! Big Bird: Oscar! That isn’t being a good sport! This is just for fun! Oscar the Grouch: The only fun this Grouch knows is when he’s winning! So let’s play ball already! Al Rossi: That will be ball 1. 1-0 the count. Bert delivers the pitch… and it’s right down the middle for a strike! Piglet is so scared he didn’t even swing! Owl: I say! The speed of that ball reminds me of the time when my Uncle Bartholomew got his tail feathers caught in a tornado! Rabbit: Everyone just be quiet! Can’t you see Piglet is trying to concentrate?! Winnie the Pooh: But you’re the only one yelling, Rabbit. Rabbit: Oh. Ahem. Yes. Al Rossi: 1-1 the count. Piglet has his eyes closed tight and is holding the bat in front of his face. The pitch! IT’S A BUNT! It hit the bat flush! The ball bounces passed the pitchers mound and Piglet’s in shock! Christopher Robin: Run for it, Piglet! Piglet: Oh, ddddddddear dear dear! Andel Sanap: Piglet darts madly to first! Zoe picks up the ball! Zoe: Heads up, Big Bird! Al Rossi: Piglet dives for the plate! Here comes the ball! Umpire signals… SAFE! Piglet is curled on the first base, and the Hunny Pots have runners at first and second! Things are getting dicey for the All Stars! Andel Sanap: Ernie is calling for timeout. He goes to the mound to talk with Bert. Ernie: Are you feeling okay, Bert? You’re supposed to strike the other team out. Bert: I know that! Ernie: If they hit the ball again they could score, Bert. Bert: I know that, Ernie! I’m just having trouble with the ball! I keep losing my grip on it! Ernie: Well, if the ball’s no good, why not use something else? Bert: Like what? POP! Ernie: Your nose, Bert! Hehehe! Bert: Cut that out, and give that back! Referee: Alright! Let’s play ball! Bob Johnson: You heard the umpire! Everybody move back! You too, Ernie. And please give Bert his nose back. Ernie: Okay, Bob. Al Rossi: Ernie tosses Bert his nose and the official gives him a new ball as Tigger bounces into the batter’s box! Tigger: Hoo hoo hoo! Now to show ya some real baseballin’! Oscar the Grouch: Oh shut up and swing! Andel Sanap: The All Stars are moving into the outfield in preparation of a hit from Tigger. Al Rossi: Bert glares back at Ernie, and deals. LINE DRIVE! That’s a base hit! Eeyore scrambles to third and Piglet moves to second! The ball goes to center and is picked up by Grover! A mighty heave that goes over the head of Cookie Monster but is snagged by Bert! Everyone stays right where they are! We got 2 outs, bases loaded, a tie game, and the bear with very little brain stepping up to the plate! Roo: Yay, Pooh Bear! Gopher: Let ‘em have it, sonny! Kanga: And be careful, dear! Rabbit: Remember, Pooh Bear! You need to trust your instincts! Don’t think to hard about it! Winnie the Pooh: Don’t worry, Rabbit. Hmm hmm. I don’t think hard about much of anything! Big Bird: You can do it, Bert! Bert: Uh… yeah. Yeah, I can. Right. Al Rossi: Bert goes to his stance and Pooh is at the ready. One clean hit will be all it takes to win it for the Hunny Pots! The pitch! Swing and a miss! Bert put his whole body into that one! Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother! Elmo: It’s ok, Bert! Elmo believes in you! Telly Monster: Oh, I can’t look! Al Rossi: Bert delivers again! Strike two called! 0-2 is the count and Bert is one strike away from getting out of this jam and sending us into extra innings! Winnie the Pooh: And another bother! Oscar the Grouch: If I were you, fluff n stuff, I’d give up and go back to the woods. Winnie the Pooh: But you are not me! Unless I’m not myself today. Ernie: One more and you got ‘em, Bert! Bert: Ernie! Just let me concentrate! Andel Sanap: There’s a wild pitch from Bert! Al Rossi: That’s a ball, 1-2 the count. Pooh takes a deep breath and squares up. Bert looks to first base, and the pitch. It’s a flyball to right! It’s going far! It’s got a CHAAAAAAAAAAANCE GONE! A HOME RUN FOR THE HUNNY POTS! A GRAND SLAM WINS IT! Eeyore, Piglet, Tigger, and Pooh round the bases as the All Stars stand in disbelief! Andel Sanap: After 9 innings of play, the final score will be the Hunny Pots winning 5 to 1! A very exciting game, Al. Perhaps we may have a few more of them here at the Bunker. Al Rossi: I’d be glad to see it! Well, folks, as the Hunny Pots celebrate and shake hands with the good sports from Sesame Street, we will bid you a found farewell from the Bunker. For Andel Sanap and all of our team, this is Al Rossi saying good nigh from Bunker Baseball! Christopher Robin: I’m so proud of you, Pooh! Winnie the Pooh: Oh, it was nothing, Christopher Robin. Could we celebrate with some hunny? Big Bird: Don’t feel bad, Bert. You did a great job! Ernie: Yeah, Bert. That’s what really counts. Bert: Well, I guess your right. Oscar the Grouch: Blech! Give me a break! Chloe Bourgeois: I know I couldn’t sing the anthem because that rude official interrupted me, but could I at least sing something for the postgame? Philippa Forrester: Only if you want to sing it from Oscar’s trash can. Chloe Bourgeois: Ridiculous! Fine! Baseball is a dumb game anyway! HMPH!
  16. Battlesphere 2 Part 6 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Kylo Ren Michael Jordan (Strength/skill) Chucky Kitana (Powers/weapons) Bride of Frankenstein Miss America (Powers) Bella Swan Miss America (Powers) Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Xena None Sweet None Moonwalker None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: The King of Pop has arrived! In what many would say is his most powerful form! Andel Sanap: The Moonwalker points at Sweet, who walks through the mass of dancing combatants. He’s got his eyes set on Sweet! Al Rossi: And the music demon is looking more than happy to oblige! Hits a jazz hand pose and flames shoot from his fingertips! Moonwalker spins out of the way! Andel Sanap: And there isn’t much room left in the ring, Al! All of the other combatants are fully under Sweet’s spell as they dance and fight with each other! Al Rossi: Except for Bella and the Bride! Look! The Battlesphere has finished copying Miss America’s powers onto to them! They are both in red, white, and blue variations of their outfits and are floating above the ring, taking in the chaos below them! Andel Sanap: Moonwalker grabs a hold of Sweet and tosses him to the center of the ring. He pushes past Kylo Ren as he tangos with Chucky! Al Rossi: Okay, this is definitely looking nuttier than the last Battlesphere! What next entering at 18?! Crowd: 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal! Andel Sanap: When you said ‘nuttier’, Al, did you mean to say ‘toonier’? Al Rossi: The flippered face of the WB, Michigan J.! Looking dapper as always as he is beamed on top of Sweet’s head! The demon goes to grab him, but Michigan leaps off, and OH! Yuck! Andel Sanap: Michigan has just used his tongue to deliver a strike to the face of Moonwalker! Al Rossi: Moonwalker looks more annoyed than hurt. But these three new combatants are now the center of the action in the Battlesphere! There’s gonna be blood on the dance floor! OK: Sweet, Moonwalker, and Michigan J. Frog are all at full strength. Also currently in the ring: Chloe Boureois (John Wick and John Spartan’s abilities and weapons), Kylo Ren (Jordan’s abilities), Chucky (Kitana’s powers, skills, weapons), Bride of Frankenstein (Miss America’s powers), Bella Swan (Miss America’s powers), Carmen Sandiego, Gooey Gus, Lola Bunny, Phantom Lady, and Xena. The combatant with the most votes gets the powers/abilities/weapons of the combatant with the least votes. Ties for most votes means the two combatants share the bonus powers. Ties for least votes means both combatants are eliminated, and all their powers go to the winner. A combatant who finishes 2nd in the voting takes damage, but stays in the Battlesphere. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!
  17. Battlesphere 2 Part 5 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Kylo Ren None Chucky None Michael Jordan None Kitana None Bride of Frankenstein None Miss America None Bella Swan None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Kitana delivers a quick series of kicks to Kylo! The Knight of Ren is falling back from the furious assault! Andel Sanap: He extends his hand towards Chucky, who’s been backed into a corner by Jordan. Chucky is being lifted into the air! He delivers a slash with his knife to the face of Jordan as he is pulled cackling wildly towards Katana! Al Rossi: Her back’s turned! She doesn’t see him coming! He hits his target! He’s stabbing wildly at Kitana while perched on her back! Andel Sanap: Jordan is staggering towards Kitana! He isn’t finished with ChuckyBY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: The lightsaber may be red, but Kylo clearly is no Bulls fan! Crowd: 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: ALALALALALALALALALA! Al Rossi: Make way for the warrior princess! Andel Sanap: Xena beams in and quickly pulls Miss Bunny off of Miss Sandiego! She tosses her across the ring into Miss Bourgeois who was attempting to get a bead on Phantom Lady! Al Rossi: And as much as Chicago might not want to hear this, Kylo is using the Force to pull MJ off his lightsaber! With a wave of his hand the basketball GOAT flies over the ropes out of this battle royale. Andel Sanap: Speaking of flying, Miss America’s attempt to fly above the ring has been halted by the firm grips of Miss Swan and the Bride! They drag her back to ground and Bella bares her fangs! Al Rossi: Owch! I can’t believe our first Battlesphere winner is getting manhandled like this! And Kitana isn’t doing much better as Chucky has been carving her up like a turkey! She’s hanging limp and bloodied on the ropes! Chucky takes a hold of her legs and heaves! Andel Sanap: And the empress of Outworld is the next combatant eliminated! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Once more, with feeling! Al Rossi: And a new face enters the fray! The musical demon Sweet! Andel Sanap: And he has teleported into the middle of an intriguing face-off: Xena has rallied Miss Sandiego and Phantom Lady, and they are nose to nose with Miss Bourgeois, Miss Bunny, and Gooey Gus! Al Rossi: Kylo is busy getting Jordan’s abilities, but who knows how useful basketball skills will help in this situation. Chucky is growing bigger and is now sporting Kitana’s fans, and look! Bella and the Bride have laid waste to Miss America! Not like this! Andel Sanap: They lift up the battered Golden Age heroine above their heads and toss her over the top rope! An unfortunate result. No repeat victory for Miss America! Al Rossi: So it looks like we’ve got a brawl about to go down and… wait. Why are all the combatants snapping their fingers and doing jazz squares? Andel Sanap: It’s Sweet! He’s turned this battle royal into a dance battle! Al Rossi: Xena pirouettes and tosses her chakram! Lola ducks into the splits and Chloe delivers a high kick to Phantom Lady! GOOEY GUS IS MOONWALKING?! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: OW! OK: Carmen, Phantom, Gus, and Lola have all taken damage. Xena is at full strength. Chloe has John Wick and John Spartan’s abilities as well as her own. All of them are also under Sweet’s spell. Also currently in the ring: Kylo Ren (Jordan’s abilities), Chucky (Kitana’s powers, skills, weapons), Bride of Frankenstein (Miss America’s powers), Bella Swan (Miss America’s powers), and Sweet. The team that gets the most votes gets the losers powers, skills, and equipment. If the score is tied, all six advance. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!
  18. This version is from The Legend of Tarzan (2001 to 2003). She was in three episodes: Lost City of Opar, Leopard Man Rebellion, and Return of La.
  19. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* *THIS IS BATTLE WAS PRE-RECORDED IN THE BUNKER DURING THE REIGN OF THE 9.* Al Rossi: HelloOoOoOoOo, fight fans! It’s Al and Andel, back in the Bunker to bring you some 9-less action! Andel Sanap: And certainly a curious one, Al. I’m sure the fans are wondering what kind of conflict they will be witnessing given the combatants featured. Al Rossi: No kidding! It’s an athletic battle between the friendly faces of our childhoods: The characters of Sesame Street and the Hundred Acre Woods! Now, some of you bloodthirsty viewers might be a little disappointed that we aren’t going to be getting an all-out brawl today. But considering the temperaments of all of our ‘combatants’, we’ve set up a contest that should prove be very interesting. Welcome to Bunker Baseball! Andel Sanap: I have heard you describing this game for some time. I didn’t expect my first exposure to it would be provided by teams of stuffed animals and friendly monsters. Al Rossi: But they are all at least familiar with the rules of the game. Officially this will be the Hundred Acre Woods Hunny Pots vs the Sesame Street All Stars, in front a crowd of excited fans in our baseball field set up on our asteroid home away from TCC Arena. Already we can see our teams milling about the field and stretching out. How would you like to run through the batting order for the Sesame Street crew, Andel? Andel Sanap: Well, if you insist. The ‘leadoff hitter’ will be Cookie Monster, who will also be playing 2nd base. Next will be Telly Monster at right field and Zoe at shortstop. Grover will be at cleanup and at center, followed by Big Bird at 1st and Oscar the Grouch who will be catcher. 7th is Elmo at 3rd base, 8th is Ernie at left, and finally Bert at pitcher. The manager will be the beloved Bob Johnson. Al Rossi: Nicely done, Andel! Now let’s go through the Hundred Acre Woods team. Tigger, despite being the pitcher, has also volunteered to hit leadoff. 2nd base-bear, Winnie the Pooh will hit second, then left fielder Rabbit, then 1st base-bird Owl to cleanup. Center fielder Kanga will bat next, followed by 3rd base-gopher… uh Gopher, right fielder Roo, catcher Eeyore, and bringing up the rear will be the shortstop Piglet. And of course, their friend Christopher Robin will be managing from the dugout. Andel Sanap: 9 innings of baseball with our own officials calling the balls and strikes. Umm, Al? What’s Chloe doing on the field? Al Rossi: Huh? We aren’t going to be doing any interviews before the game! Chloe Bourgeois: Helloooo, everyone! Despite being from France, I’ve managed to learn all about your cute little American game of… uh baseball. And I know that the way you start these things is to sing the national anthem! And who better to sing it than… me! Al Rossi: Oh boy. Andel Sanap: I’ve got a bad feeling about this. Chloe Bourgeois: So stand up! Put your hands on your hearts, and listen to the best rendition of the national anthem you’ve ever heard! Ahem. Ohhhh, say can you SeEeEeEeE! By the twilight’s last GLEEEEEEEAMING! Al Rossi: Well, I haven’t heard the national anthem sung quite that way before. Andel Sanap: Here comes the official! I believe he is throwing Miss Bourgeois out of the game! Al Rossi: As Chloe storms off, I think we can gloss over the anthem. The Hunny Pots take the field on defense as Cookie Monster steps up to the bat. Eeyore stands behind him with a catcher’s mitt in his mouth. Tigger warms up on the mound. Tigger: Okay, buddy boy! Hope you’re ready for my knuckle-under-sideways-overhead-curveball! With a half a twist of lemonade! Cookie Monster: Me no want lemonade! Me want home run! And cookies! Rabbit: Tigger! You’re not supposed to tell the batter what you’re pitching! Big Bird: Good luck, Cookie Monster! You can do it! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Play ball! OK: Sesame Street All Stars: Bert, Oscar the Grouch, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Zoe, Elmo, Telly Monster, Grover, and Ernie. Hundred Acre Woods Hunny Pots: Tigger, Eeyore, Owl, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Gopher, Roo, Kanga, and Rabbit. 9 innings of baseball, extra innings if necessary. Rules loosely enforced given the players involved. Game On!
  20. Battlesphere 2 Part 4 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Kylo Ren None Chucky None Michael Jordan None Kitana None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Michael Jordan is in hot pursuit of Chucky and Kylo Ren lunges for Kitana! Kitana teleports out of the way and Kylo’s lightsaber clashes against the ring ropes! Good thing those were reinforced or he’d brought the whole ring down! Andel Sanap: Kitana teleports behind Ren and catches him the back with her fans! Ren howls in rage and stabs with the lightsaber, but Kitana takes to the air to avoid him again. Kitana’s strategy might serve to keep Ren off balance, and allow her an opening to take advantage of his rage. Al Rossi: Meanwhile, we’ve got Chloe aiming her newly acquired pistol at Carmen as she struggles with Lola! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Al Rossi: Another newcome to the ‘sphere! Here comes the Bride! Chloe Bourgeois: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Al Rossi: And there goes Chloe! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois is certainly having a difficult time some of the more monstrous combatants. Al Rossi: She’s running back to the corner but check the Bride! She’s checking out Gooey Gus as he delivers a clubbing blow to the head of Phantom Lady! Andel Sanap: She slowly moves towards Gus, her arms extended! The Slime Monster looks bewildered at a fellow creature of the night! Al Rossi: But Phantom Lady takes advantage of it! Another hit from the black light projector and Gus is staggered! Andel Sanap: With a hiss the Bride advances on Phantom Lady! She tries to fire the projector but the Bride knocks it aside! Al Rossi: Look at the strength! She hoists up the Golden Age heroine in the air with one hand! She tosses over the ropes! Phantom Lady just barely holding on to the bottom rope! Andel Sanap: The Bride moves to the ropes! Phantom Lady is at risk of elimination! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: God Bless America! Al Rossi: The winner returns! In comes Miss America! The winner of the first Battlesphere Battle Royal is here! She flies into the Bride and sends her into the turnbuckles! Andel Sanap: The crowd is cheering wildly as Miss America helps Phantom Lady back into the ring. Al Rossi: Not the brightest of moves, Andel. Miss America has said she wants to be a two-time Battlesphere winner. She isn’t going to get that way saving her competition! Andel Sanap: But there is something to be said about good sportsmanship, Al. And the bond these two World War II heroines have with each other. Al Rossi: But here comes the Bride again! Miss America pushes Phantom Lady back and catches the Bride by the wrists! Phantom Lady goes to pick up and repair her projector! Andel Sanap: The Bride seems to be able match Miss America strength for strength! Miss America takes to the air, but the Bride delivers a gouge to the eyes that brings her back to the canvas! Crowd: 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: I’ve never given much thought to how I’d die. Al Rossi: Oh boy. Andel Sanap: The vampire’s wife! Bella Swan is number 14. And she looks around the ring and see’s the Bride struggling with Miss America! She runs towards them and BY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: A cheap shot to the back of the head! Don’t know whether this is a case of a vampire helping a fellow monster or Bella seeing a chance to take out the odds-on favorite. We’ll have to see how it works out for her! OK: Miss America vs The Bride and Bella Swan (Vampire) Also currently in the ring: Carmen Sandiego, Gooey Gus, Lola Bunny, Phantom Lady, Kylo Ren, Chucky, Michael Jordan, Kitana, Chloe Bourgeois (Wick/Spartan skills and weapons). The team that gets the most votes gets the losers powers, skills, and equipment. If the score is tied, all three advance. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!
  21. Battlesphere 2 Part 3 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Chloe Bourgeois None John Spartan None John Wick None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Wick and Spartan are trading gunfire! All the other combatants are dodging and looking for cover! Al Rossi: Except for Gus! He’s just standing there looking at bullets going into his chest! Wick’s out of ammo! Spartan is too, but he’s going straight at him! Andel Sanap: The Demolition Man has Wick by the throat! He swinging his pistol into Spartan’s head like a club! Al Rossi: They are both on the ropes! Wick’s still trying to fight out fo Spartan’s grip, but the future cop is too strong! And check the clock! It’s almost time for our 8th combatant! Crowd: 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ PA: Let the past die! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: You said it, partner! Kylo Ren has beamed into the Battlesphere! Spartan and Wick have stopped at the sight of the new combatant. I think they both know that this is going to be a tough customer! Andel Sanap: Spartan releases Wick! They are reloading their weapons and aiming them as they advance on Ren! Al Rossi: But not so fast! Kylo’s extending his hand! He’s using a Force choke on both of them! He activates his lightsaber and YOWCH! Andel Sanap: He’s cut off Wick’s arm! He uses the Force to lift up Spartan and hurls him into Wick! Both men are on the ropes and look! Look at Miss Bourgeois! Al Rossi: Chloe’s been watching from the corner! She runs over to the two battered combatants and grabs each by the leg and heaves! They’re over the rope! They tumble to the Battlesphere wall and are beamed out! Andel Sanap: With an assist from Kylo Ren, Miss Bourgeois has secured the first 2 eliminations of the night! Al Rossi: From the way she’s celebrating, Andel, you’d think she did all by herself! Crowd: 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: You are my buddy! Andel Sanap: But there is no rest for our combatants! Chucky has entered the fray! Al Rossi: And Kylo doesn’t look all that impressed with him! Phantom Lady jumps in with a kick to Kylo who sends her ducking from a swing of his lightsaber! Andel Sanap: Meanwhile, Miss Bunny and Miss Sandiego are returning to their struggle. Lola Bunny unleashes with a flurry of strikes! Al Rossi: Would those qualify as ‘rabbit punches’? Andel Sanap: … No. Al Rossi: Ahem. Uh, anyway, let’s check in on Chloe! Remember, folks, if you eliminate a combatant, the Battlesphere will give you their powers, abilities, and equipment! That glowing, white light is fading around Chloe and whoa! She certainly got an upgrade! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. She has grown in height and muscle mass, thanks to John Spartan. And she also now has access to both his and John Wick’s fighting skills. Her outfit has even been altered slightly, her black and yellow Queen Bee costume now featuring Spartan’s beret and Wick’s coat. Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: From North! Carolina! At guard! 6’6”! MICHAEL! JORDAN! Al Rossi: Are you kidding?! Andel Sanap: Well, Al, he was featured in a TCC match up. Al Rossi: Yeah! A basketball match up! This guy’s a basketball player, not a fighter! Andel Sanap: And perhaps Steve Kerr may agree with you. However, the Chicago Bull and the one many fans have dubbed ‘the GOAT’ has entered the Battlesphere! Al Rossi: Oh boy. This is gonna hurt! Here comes Chucky! He’s got a knife out and swings at Michael! Hey! Andel Sanap: Jordan dodged it! He seems more amused than afraid of Chucky! He picks up the possessed doll and holds it at arm’s length to avoid the blade! Chucky is slashing wildly but Michael is headed for the ropes! Al Rossi: But stops short! Oh no! Not Kylo again! He’s holding Michael in place! Chucky finally lands a blow with the knife! Mike yells in pain and drops Chucky! Andel Sanap: Ren is advancing on Jordan! He holds the lightsaber close to Jordan’s face! Al Rossi: Mike is trying not to show any fear, but Kylo and Chucky are just toying with him now! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: From this day on, may all our peoples fight together as one! Andel Sanap: The new ruler of Outworld has entered the fray and is ready for Kombat! Al Rossi: Here comes Kitana! She hurls her fans to drive back Chucky and Kylo! Kitana might not be a typical team player, but in a battle royal that is already getting pretty crowded, she might need help from another Earthrealmer! Even if he doesn’t come from her version of Earth! OK: Kitana (MK10) and Michael Jordan (In his prime) vs Kylo Ren (Force Awakens) and Chucky (2019 remake) Also currently in the ring: Carmen Sandiego, Gooey Gus, Lola Bunny, Phantom Lady, Chloe Bourgeois (Wick/Spartan skills and weapons). All have their normal powers, skills, and equipment. The pair of combatants who gets the most votes get the losers’ powers/abilities/equipment. If the score is tied, both pairs advance. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!
  22. Glad to be aboard! And I would like to learn more about the secret handshake and pay. Not necessarily in that order. XD
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