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The moon shone over the moors in the lands of the Baskervilles. General Woundwort gazed with his one good eye on the desolate landscape. The rabbit had traveled many miles from Watership Down, far from the new warren made up of the deserters of his kingdom. In his mind, Woundwort hurled curses on all traitors and deserters. And the dog. Especially that cursed dog! He still felt the twinge of pain when he breathed, a souvenir of his battle with the dog that the traitors had led into him and his Owsla. The dog had slaughtered all of his rabbits and took Woundwort to the limits of his strength. When the general had last saw the cursed beast, it was lying down in the grass bleeding from countless blows from Woundwort's claws. No creature, elil or rabbit, could ever defeat Woundwort in a fight. A piercing howl shattered Woundwort's thoughts. His ears shot up, listening intently, trying to pinpoint the sound. Woundwort turned slowly, as the sounds of some beast approaching came closer and closer. Suddenly, a large shape burst through the shrubbery before the deposed general. It was a dog unlike any Woundwort had seen before. It's fur had an unearthly glow, and it's eyes shone like fire. The dog snarled at the general, crouching and ready to strike. Woundwort glared with his eye. "So, dog, you want a meal, do you? Well, I've already sent one of your brothers to the Black Rabbit, and I'll be more than willing to do the same to you!" General Woundwort lept at the hound, claws extended. The hound snarled and let out a howl to the moonlit sky, and pounced. OK: Woundwort and the Hound are the same size and at full strength. Fight takes place in the moors surrounding Baskerville Hall. Fight goes on until one of the animals is no more. Enjoy!

Huh.

Guess I should have picked characters better known than Visser Three and Alex Mack.

Ok, possible dumb question. How exactly does a fight get scratched?

No specific book. Just Visser Three at his strongest from the book series as opposed to the less impressive TV series.

Al Rossi: Hello, everybody! Welcome back to another edition of the Nineties Wrestling Federation! This is Al Rossi and Andel Sanap and we have another cracker tonight! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. The leader of the Yeerk invasion Visser Three has issued an opened challenge to the NWF locker room, and tonight we will see who answers it. Al Rossi: But before that, let's show you some of the final moments of our last match as Slappy and the Haunted Mask took on Crimson Clown and Ghastly Grinner. Let's roll it! Al Rossi: And were back, ladies and gentlemen! Haunted Mask really beating down the two clowns! Slappy really seems to be letting Mask do most of the damage! Andel Sanap: Not necessarily, Al. Slappy blew some sort of green smoke into the eyes of Crimson and Grinner, blinding them. This allowed Mask to get the upper hand. Al Rossi: Wait a minute! Slappy's telling Mask to stand back! Maybe Slappy wants to get a few of his own licks in on these two! A couple of boots to the head of Grinner! Andel Sanap: Look! The Clown is back up! Mask and Slappy don't see him! Al Rossi: Oh my goodness! Crimson used his magic and tied up Mask with red streamers! Slappy hasn't even noticed yet! Andel Sanap: But he does now, Al! Slappy staring into the eyes of the Crimson Clown! Slappy: You're gonna need to do better than that to scare me, bozo! Andel Sanap: Grinner's back up! Kick to the back of Slappy and now the Living Dummy is down! Al Rossi: Uh oh. Crimson Clown's using his magic to grow! He's big enough hold the tied up Haunted Mask with one hand! Andel Sanap: And now the Grinner is picking up the unconscious Slappy by the legs. He motions to Crimson! What in the Force are these two doing? Al Rossi: I think baseball season is coming early, Andel! Ghastly Grinner: BATTER UP!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA! Al Rossi: The wind up, the pitch... Holy cow! Crimson turned the Haunted Mask into the Haunted Fastball, while Slappy became the living baseball bat! The force of the collision knocked the Mask off it's host, who is now unconscious in the middle of the ring! Andel Sanap: While the blow caused Slappy's head to shatter, allowing the spirit to escape harmlessly into the ether. I do believe it's game, set, and match to the clowns. Al Rossi: What a match up for the first edition of the NWF, eh Andel? Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. And I doubt that that was the last we will see those four compete in the NW... Visser Three: <ATTENTION, PITIFUL HUMANS!! BE SILENT IN THE PRESENCE OF VISSER THREE!> Al Rossi: Um, sorry, Andel. From that thought speak, I take it that Visser Three is ready for action. Visser Three: <LOOK UPON ME, HUMANS! THE GREATEST WARRIOR IN ALL THE COSMOS! THE MOST FEARED CONQUEROR IN THE UNIVERSE! THERE IS NONE IN THIS PITIFUL NWF WHO CAN DEFEAT ME IN SINGLE COMBAT! ONCE I HAVE BESTED ALL OF YOUR HEROES, THEN THIS EARTH WILL SUCCUMB TO THE ALL POWERFUL YEERK EMPIRE!> Alex Mack: Oh shut up! You're giving me a headache! Al Rossi: What!? It's Alex Mack on the ramp! Alex Mack: You talk like you have never been beaten. But the only thing you're known for is losing to kids like me. Visser Three: <IMPUDENT BRAT! YOU WILL PAY FOR MOCKING ME!> Al Rossi: Incoming tail blade! Look out, Alex! Andel Sanap: Do not fear for her, Al. She has morphed into liquid form. Al Rossi: But where did she go? She moves so fast. Visser's eyes, all four of them, are scouring the arena. Visser Three: <AHHHHHHHH!> Andel Sanap: The Visser is jumping in pain! Al Rossi: Ha! Alex demorphed underneath him and gave him an electric shock! But now Visser's got a bead on her. Ouch! Andel Sanap: A swipe with the tail blade sends Alex Mack to the outside! Looks like the Visser plan's to do some morphing of his own! Al Rossi: Who will be victorious? OK: Visser Three: Book version. At full strength. Alex Mack: 1 year older since we saw her at the end of "Secret Life." Same powers, just a little more experience at using them. Fight takes place in a standard wrestling arena filled with fans. Fight goes on till one fighter is down. Who wins? You decide. Enjoy!

http://www.electricferret.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=25753&st=0&do=findComment&comment=342716 Here's my submission for the April Challenge. Fantasy vs. Comics. Elf vs. Elf. Haldir vs. Cutter

The messenger knelt down before the thrones of Galadriel and Celebron. "My lord and my lady, Elrond of Rivendell calls for your aid." Galadriel peered down on the elf. "We assumed there was trouble in Rivendell by your presence, sir. Your wounds are of one who has walked through a great struggle." The voice of the messenger grew angrier. "My lady, I have borne witness to a heresy unlike any seen in this Middle Earth. Four days past, a bright light appeared on the outskirts of the Lonely Mountain. My lord Elrond sent a party to investigate. We found the mountain deserted, save for the bodies of countless goblins. They had been put to the sword and had seemed to have been mauled by their own wargs. Later that evening, we heard the cries of a hundred wargs fill the sky. Before we could comprehend what was happening, Rivendell was overrun with a score of warriors riding wargs. They tore through all defense and captured Elrond, holding him prisoner. The worse is that they called themselves elves!" Celebron looked to Galadriel. "Elves riding wargs and attacking Rivendell." "Their leader, Cutter they called him, questioned Elrond," continued the messenger. "He spoke of some place called Sorrow's End and that they had been transported to our land by some magic. He believed my lord Elrond was responsible and demanded he use his magic to send his people back to Sorrow's End." "And you made your escape from Rivendell to give us this news?" concluded Galadriel. "Cutter has decreed that if my lord Elrond does not reverse the enchantment, Cutter will lay waste to Rivendell. He says that Elrond is not a true elf, that Cutter is a child of the High Ones. My lady Galadriel, rally your forces and let us destroy these imposters!" Galadriel raised her hand and the messenger fell silent. "This Cutter is truly a formidable warrior. He feels that he has been wronged, and will go to any lengths to achieve his goal. He will not listen to reason. I shall send my marchwarden Haldir to Rivendell. Challenge Cutter to single combat. If this Cutter is victorious, we will sue for peace and use all within our power to send his people home. And if you are victorious, Haldir, you will give Cutter's followers a choice: peace or destruction. Do you accept this charge?" Haldir saluted Galadriel. "I live to serve the lady of the wood. Rivendell shall be reclaimed!" OK: Both Haldir and Cutter are at full strength and have their usual weapons. Movie version of Haldir, comic book version of Cutter. Haldir is on horse, Cutter is on wolf. Have fun!

Al Rossi: Good evening, fans, and welcome to the premiere bout of the Nineties Wrestling Federation! I'm Al Rossi and I'm joined at the announce table by my buddy Jedi Master Andel Sanap! Andel, truly this will be a great moment of fighting history. Andel Sanap: Indeed it is, Al. The NWF is setting out on journey to give the fans to give the best action possible, featuring the finest gladiators that the great era known as the Nineties has to offer. And tonight, we are about to bear witness to a tag match between the 4 of the most fearsome creatures of the decade. Al Rossi: Andel ain't exaggerating, folks! It's Goosebumps versus the creations of the Midnight Society! Killer clowns Ghastly Grinner and Crimson Clown against the Living Dummy and the Haunted Mask! Wait, hold up. That unnerving piano music! That's the Goosebumps theme! And here comes Slappy and Mask down to the ring! Andel Sanap: It appears that the Mask has found a suitable host for the task at hand. Al Rossi: You're not kidding, Andel! A very impressive physique to be sure, towering over Slappy, and muscular too. Andel Sanap: But do not be deceived, Al. Slappy is not to be taken lightly. Al Rossi: It appears that Slappy has asked for a microphone. Wants to share a few thoughts with this crowd. Slappy: Hello, slaves! Haahahahahaha! Did ya miss me? I know I did! I just wanted to say it will be a pleasure beating these two hacks into submission! You think you two clowns know anything about fear? RL Stine could write circles around the Midnight Society! And if you don't believe me, explain how the Living Dummy and the Haunted Mask are still going strong, while you two are just a footnote in horror history? Hmmm? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Al Rossi: Uh oh. More creepy music! Here comes Grinner and Crimson! Crimson Clown: Slappy! Heh heh heh! You've been a real bad boy! Heh heh heh! And this time, the Crimson Clown is not going to show mercy, no matter how much you beg! Heh heh heh! Ghastly Grinner: Enough of this talk! After I'm done with you, Pinocchio, I'll use you for a doorstop! Al Rossi: Oh boy! The time for talking is over! Grinner and Crimson are charging toward the ring! Here we go! OK: Slappy: Book version, with all powers and weaknesses. At full strength. The Haunted Mask: Book version, with all powers and weakness. Has taken over the body of a man in his early thirties in good physical condition. At full strength. Crimson Clown: TV version, with all powers and weaknesses. At full strength. Ghastly Grinner: TV version, with all powers and weaknesses. At full strength. Fight takes place in a standard wrestling ring and surrounding arena filled with fans. The fight goes on until both members of one side are beaten. Who wins? You decide. Enjoy!