ViceCityMobster86

On a cold day in Liberty City, Viktor Rascalov (younger brother of GTA IV villain Dmetri Rascalov) arrives in Liberty City with a large group of Russian Mafia Members. He makes a pact with newly empowered mob Boss Ma Gnucci to sell her gang cheap Russian guns in exchange for help with his own plans, of which include revenge on one Niko Bellic. With help of a hacker, Niko's location is found, but Viktor being sadistic plans to play mind games. He tracks down the location of Roman Bellic, Mallory and their young child Kate and has them kidnapped and taken to a warehouse in Alderney. While witnessing this by accident, Clint Barton's family who where touring Liberty City on a vacation are also taken hostage along with other members of a tour group. Calling the attention of not only the Federal Investigation Bureau and LCPD but of this universes version of Shield, who contact Hawkeye to inform of his family being taken hostage in Liberty City. Hawkeye quickly gets Black Widow to join him on this mission. Meanwhile an enraged Niko Bellic grabs a MAC-10, Colt M1911, Sawed off shot gun and a Ka-Bar knife. Niko who thought he had left the life of crime behind is now also dragged back into things. He drives towards the wearhouse. At the wearhouse, the cover is blown and group of LCPD Officers and FIB Agents are outside once Black Widow and Hawkeye arrive. The head FIB Agent tries to convince them to stay out of they have it under control. While Clint and Natasha head out of earshot to discuss plans, the Russian and Italian Mobsters throw a barrage of grenades and molotovs out of the warehouse. Killing or severely injuring much of the response team. While Viktor calls in his last favor to Ma Gnucci for her to send for a chopper to get out of dodge. It is arriving in 15 minutes. While the mobsters are gloating, Clint and Natasha sneak in through on side entrance, while Niko slits a sentry's throat and gets in through another. Once all three are inside Niko, runs into the two heroes. They realize they are on the same side by default for now. They have 15 minutes to save the hostages before Viktor escapes to an off shore boat with the hostages to exploit them for money. Niko as stated is armed with his MAC-10, Colt M1911 Pistol and Ka-Bar Knife. Black Widow is armed with two Desert Eagles, a suppressed MP-5, her gauntlets and a wire garrote. Hawkeye is armed with his bow and a collection of cool arrows, including 3 explosive arrows, and an M3 knife. Most of the Russian mobsters are armed with a mix of AK-74s and Makarov pistol. Most of Ma Gnucci's henchmen are armed with SPAS Shotguns, Beretta M9s Viktor himself is armed with a Makarov Pistol, Saiga Shotgun as well as a ballistics knife and is armed with heavy body armor with a trauma plate. Can our heroes pull of this mission or do the baddies get away?

What is worse?

I did ok

Not a joke par say but just more a product of me being bored.

About a year after a Good Day to Die Hard a group of terrorists among them, Theo from the original Nakatomi heist who was paroled sometime before this after a bribe from the organization plotting this new sinister plan. A group of terrorists and Mercenaries, led by a crooked Iranian businessman is now trying to start a nuclear war between the US and Russia. One witness is gunned down by two of the Mercenaries who are intern shot by John McClane. The experienced fighter of terrorists has one of his hunches that something bad is about to go down. He contacts his son Jack, who now works with SHIELD he is sent to help John, along with The Black Widow Natasha Romanoff due to SHIELD having intel on a plot but not much more info. In this time, John McClane contacts his hacker contacts, Matt Farrell and Freddy “Warlock” Kaludis. Meanwhile Russian intelligence sends Yelena Belova to investigate what they have heard is a concerning plot in development. During run in with some of the terrorists outside of Baltimore, John, Natasha and Jack find out that the villains plan on detonating a nuke there to take out the President, Vice President and other government officials. Yelena soon comes across them as well, and is informed of the plot as well. The team plans to stop this plot by any means. This is all going down Christmas eve. A few notes This comics Natasha and Yelena. Warlock and Matt can provide tech support I am disregarding the commercial for Die Hard batteries as non canon. If the heros win, the plot is stopped If the bad guys win, the plot goes through. Who wins?

I was just goofing around with this one, not one of my better ideas

I think it could lead to some interesting matches but I feel the future of this site should be more set in stone before I start adding Battletech content.

One on one battle T-1000000 is scaled up to the size of Godzilla, which is the Heisei series version. Fight is in Tokyo.

I might do a Die Hard themed match

Well take it away Homer

Just note while I am using Earth VC86's Vercetti Crime Family, this is NOT canon with my arc.

The Vercetti Crime Family of Earth VC86 The Ruthless Mobsters who bloodied the streets of Vice City and built a massive criminal empire. The Yakuza viscous Japanese gangsters who brought fear into the minds of their enemies. WHO IS DEADLIEST?! To find out our world class experts are testing histories most lethal weapons and examining the tactics of these warriors. No rules no mercy its a dual to the death to decide, WHO IS THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR?! Back in the fight club we gather warriors from across the multiverse to determine who would win in a gang war between two Deadly criminal organizations. This will be 5 on 5. The Vercetti Crime Family's weapons will be wielded by long time Vercetti Crime Family Associate, Anthony Gallen. Providing Historical insight, is Vercetti business partner Ken Rosenberg. The Yakuza weapons will be wielded by longtime member, Kiryu Kazama. Historical insite will be provided by Yakuza family David Kono. The Vercetti Crime Family blast into battle with Long Range M4 Carbine Mid Range Colt Python Close Quarters Machete Special Weapons M60 Light Machine Gun The Yakuza retaliate with Long Range Mac 10 Mid Range SIG Sauer P220 Close Quarters Nunchuks Special Weapons Ceramic Grenade X Factors Blood lust Marksmanship Discipline Hand to hand combat

Snake should be smart enough to pull this off

Broke 100 points for what I think is the first time, cool.

I concur

Highlander Endgame ironically enough

Connor and Duncan go to Vormir instead of Hawkeye and Black Widow to get the Soul Stone, one with the less votes is the one who ends up being sacrificed for the Soul Stone.

This legit made me laugh

Looks like I am a mid carder this time. Still doing ok

I agree, my vote is for Joker though, he is on my team.

Voting for my guy The Plutonian, no doubt a lot of collateral damage.

Interesting

Who do you think takes the edge in some of the weapons?

The experts trash talking each other would be fun