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The category is horde. We're taking the nameless, faceless foot soldiers of each faction to see how they would stack up against each other. Sgt. Slaughter is the furthest thing from a standard foot soldier. If Sgt. Slaughter is allowed, then the high-end Cybermen should be allowed, and even Slaughter wouldn't stand a chance against them. The Cybermen are not so poorly built that they can be taken out by a paper clip. They are highly advanced and very sturdy, and they're not just going to sit still while the Joe's attack them.

Are weapons allowed on this show? Is it a contest of wackiness or speed? Both? I should probably have looked into this before. In any case, 200 MPH is not McQueen's top speed (220 MPH according to some article I found, I can dig it up if need be). And again, I think because this is a vehicle category, the transformers should be constrained to their vehicle forms

I think something overlooked here is Jigsaw's intelligence and vast resources. His plans are basically impossibly complex and they always work, and he's got a seemingly endless supply of money and resources to do all of his Saw-ing. He should be more than capable of coming up with a solution, especially when they are trapped in a relatively small area. Set up traps all over, light the building on fire, that kind of thing

Well, that's what I get for not watching the source material I suppose. I'll have to look more into this to see if Arthur has any chance. @Pizzaguy2995 You got a tie out of Chaos, right? Anything to add?

Sgt. Slaughter is not part of the horde, though. The rest of the Joes were helpless there. Even if steel chairs and makeshift weapons are allowed, Cybermen would still win. A steel chair isn't going to knock out a Cyberman, but a Cyber punch to the face will knock out a Joe

Dip exists in Roger Rabbit, which is a very meta universe in which cartoons are basically actors filming the shorts that exist in our world. The animaniacs are not from Roger Rabbit, and Dip does not exist in their universe. Deathstroke doesn't really have the ability to traverse the multiverse looking for resources. I'm confident that he has never done this before. Deathstroke will find nothing in the Animaniacs world or his own that will help him win in the time he's given

Deathstroke is no chemist and no one in DC would have access to or even knowledge about Dip. No way in the world does Deathstroke get it

I'm a little surprised I made it into the top 4. Most of my picks were just characters that I liked and I have three or four people who are mostly dead weight if they get put into a match. I think I got pretty lucky

Lightning is definitely wackier. A transforming robot is strange. A living, breathing being that is also a car is stranger I think. The entire society and evolution of cars makes no sense.

I feel like a well made Robot Santa costume would be incredible, recognizable, and very funny. He should win over an obscure and not particularly unique character, no offense

Jigsaw should be able to take out the people running the train fairly easily. Does he have to destroy the vehicle itself?

Well this might not go well lol

This would physically be very close, with Cap being peak human, but I think Red Hood's training and killer instinct gives him a leg up. He has favorable fights against Deathstroke who is very similar to Cap physically and skill wise, and has stood his ground against all the Bat Family in the past

I think Mordin is just outclassed here. He doesn't have anything on Reed

Thank Goodness an easy win for my side lol. Cybermen are too heavy and sturdy to topple easily and are strong enough to manhandle a person

Prep time really works against you if you're fighting a toon, and Yakko is one of the trickiest there is. Yakko should take this

Well phooey. Chaos can sort of good around a lot and maybe that will lead to Arthur getting a win. I mean, Aladdin won against him, right? Arthur is at least as competent as him

I'm fairly certain this already happened and didn't go Ronald's way. I'll reiterate that Ronald can lean into the creepy clown thing and have some great synergy here, plus unlimited fries and milkshakes at any home showing or open house

It's a bit late now but I would argue that wiping out all life isn't really "solving" the issue. It is maybe saying the paradox is unsolvable, but I don't think AM made that calculation and decided that this was for the greater good. I think it was just a sadistic machine that did what it wanted because it could. Granted I haven't read it in a long time so I may be misremembering. EDI will honestly try to address the paradox and won't resort to just wiping everything out. In my eyes that is a more optimistic and hopeful solution than just wiping everything out and that should make it a subjectively better one

I didn't mean you were lying about the events. Personally I do think it's fair to say Michael sent Dwight in, but at best you can say Michael saw Dwight going in and didn't stop him. I meant that you misleading about Dwight when you said Michael inspired Dwight to go in to the building. Dwight would do basically saying for Michael early in the show. In any case, the fact remains in literally every real emergency Michael is not a reliable leader, he puts himself above the other people in the office, and he's a terrible choice for leading an evacuation. I'm sure Michael will at least tie, but he really shouldn't

This is just lying about the characters frankly. Michael didn't inspire Dwight. Dwight is inherently such a kiss ass that he's willing to do almost literally anything for his boss. And sending someone into a burning building after a phone is a display of both terrible judgement and reckless endangerment of the people he's in charge of. He didn't send him after a baby do they hypothetical is meaningless

Magnamax provided a mountain of examples of Michael Scott being bad in an actual emergency. Culwych provided examples of Michael being a good guy, I guess. Michael sent Dwight into a burning building to get his phone. In both evacuation scenarios in the show, Michael is either not at all helpful or actively harmful to the situation. Michael should lose

Michael Scott is consistently terrible in dangerous scenarios, isn't he? The only examples I can think of off the top of my head are him sprinting out of the office when there was a fire (helping no one else) and when Dwight set up the fake emergency where Michael was similarly not helpful at all

If memory serves, Orks have a power where the things they believe become reality, and the more of them believe it, the most powerful this affect is. The Cybermen are robots with their human minds suppressed who usually can't think for themselves Uh oh

EDI should win this one, as stated before. She basically helps Shepard with this very thing in ME3. Also, AM just kind of loses this category. AM puts no value in life and is a sadistic genocidal maniac