broadwaybeyonder Posted August 24, 2023 Read Aloud Posted August 24, 2023 Battlesphere 2 Part 3 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Chloe Bourgeois None John Spartan None John Wick None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Wick and Spartan are trading gunfire! All the other combatants are dodging and looking for cover! Al Rossi: Except for Gus! He’s just standing there looking at bullets going into his chest! Wick’s out of ammo! Spartan is too, but he’s going straight at him! Andel Sanap: The Demolition Man has Wick by the throat! He swinging his pistol into Spartan’s head like a club! Al Rossi: They are both on the ropes! Wick’s still trying to fight out fo Spartan’s grip, but the future cop is too strong! And check the clock! It’s almost time for our 8th combatant! Crowd: 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ PA: Let the past die! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: You said it, partner! Kylo Ren has beamed into the Battlesphere! Spartan and Wick have stopped at the sight of the new combatant. I think they both know that this is going to be a tough customer! Andel Sanap: Spartan releases Wick! They are reloading their weapons and aiming them as they advance on Ren! Al Rossi: But not so fast! Kylo’s extending his hand! He’s using a Force choke on both of them! He activates his lightsaber and YOWCH! Andel Sanap: He’s cut off Wick’s arm! He uses the Force to lift up Spartan and hurls him into Wick! Both men are on the ropes and look! Look at Miss Bourgeois! Al Rossi: Chloe’s been watching from the corner! She runs over to the two battered combatants and grabs each by the leg and heaves! They’re over the rope! They tumble to the Battlesphere wall and are beamed out! Andel Sanap: With an assist from Kylo Ren, Miss Bourgeois has secured the first 2 eliminations of the night! Al Rossi: From the way she’s celebrating, Andel, you’d think she did all by herself! Crowd: 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: You are my buddy! Andel Sanap: But there is no rest for our combatants! Chucky has entered the fray! Al Rossi: And Kylo doesn’t look all that impressed with him! Phantom Lady jumps in with a kick to Kylo who sends her ducking from a swing of his lightsaber! Andel Sanap: Meanwhile, Miss Bunny and Miss Sandiego are returning to their struggle. Lola Bunny unleashes with a flurry of strikes! Al Rossi: Would those qualify as ‘rabbit punches’? Andel Sanap: … No. Al Rossi: Ahem. Uh, anyway, let’s check in on Chloe! Remember, folks, if you eliminate a combatant, the Battlesphere will give you their powers, abilities, and equipment! That glowing, white light is fading around Chloe and whoa! She certainly got an upgrade! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. She has grown in height and muscle mass, thanks to John Spartan. And she also now has access to both his and John Wick’s fighting skills. Her outfit has even been altered slightly, her black and yellow Queen Bee costume now featuring Spartan’s beret and Wick’s coat. Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: From North! Carolina! At guard! 6’6”! MICHAEL! JORDAN! Al Rossi: Are you kidding?! Andel Sanap: Well, Al, he was featured in a TCC match up. Al Rossi: Yeah! A basketball match up! This guy’s a basketball player, not a fighter! Andel Sanap: And perhaps Steve Kerr may agree with you. However, the Chicago Bull and the one many fans have dubbed ‘the GOAT’ has entered the Battlesphere! Al Rossi: Oh boy. This is gonna hurt! Here comes Chucky! He’s got a knife out and swings at Michael! Hey! Andel Sanap: Jordan dodged it! He seems more amused than afraid of Chucky! He picks up the possessed doll and holds it at arm’s length to avoid the blade! Chucky is slashing wildly but Michael is headed for the ropes! Al Rossi: But stops short! Oh no! Not Kylo again! He’s holding Michael in place! Chucky finally lands a blow with the knife! Mike yells in pain and drops Chucky! Andel Sanap: Ren is advancing on Jordan! He holds the lightsaber close to Jordan’s face! Al Rossi: Mike is trying not to show any fear, but Kylo and Chucky are just toying with him now! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: From this day on, may all our peoples fight together as one! Andel Sanap: The new ruler of Outworld has entered the fray and is ready for Kombat! Al Rossi: Here comes Kitana! She hurls her fans to drive back Chucky and Kylo! Kitana might not be a typical team player, but in a battle royal that is already getting pretty crowded, she might need help from another Earthrealmer! Even if he doesn’t come from her version of Earth! OK: Kitana (MK10) and Michael Jordan (In his prime) vs Kylo Ren (Force Awakens) and Chucky (2019 remake) Also currently in the ring: Carmen Sandiego, Gooey Gus, Lola Bunny, Phantom Lady, Chloe Bourgeois (Wick/Spartan skills and weapons). All have their normal powers, skills, and equipment. The pair of combatants who gets the most votes get the losers’ powers/abilities/equipment. If the score is tied, both pairs advance. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!
Callisto Posted August 24, 2023 Read Aloud Posted August 24, 2023 Learn More About Kylo Ren Read more about Kylo Ren at Wikipedia Official Site: Lucas Film Links: Wikipedia Chucky (2019 Remake) Read more about Chucky (2019 Remake) at Wikipedia Official Site: MGM Links: Wikipedia Kitana Read more about Kitana at Wikipedia Official Site: Midway Links: Wikipedia The Mortal Kombat Wiki Wapedia Michael Jordan Read more about Michael Jordan at Wikipedia Official Site: Public Domain Links: Wikipedia NBA.com Space Jam
leroypowell3 Posted August 24, 2023 Read Aloud Posted August 24, 2023 Honestly, I think Jordan could take Chucky. Let him get serious enough. But Kyo Ren solo's this. Kintana is dangerous and all but she's not going to be putting down Vader's grandson. 1
Macklemore Posted August 26, 2023 Read Aloud Posted August 26, 2023 Kylo Ren does solo this, his lightsaber + force powers make it impossible for anyone involved to beat him. 1
Pizzaguy2995 Posted August 26, 2023 Read Aloud Posted August 26, 2023 Not quite sure how Air Jordan is gonna be useful in a fight to the death? I mean maybe Kylo or Chucky are fans of his and will get distracted asking for his autograph? Other than that, RIP MJ. 1
Callisto Posted August 29, 2023 Read Aloud Posted August 29, 2023 MATCH SCORE Chucky (2019 Remake) and Kylo Ren: 4Michael Jordan and Kitana: 0
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