Match 19334 Poison Ivy vs. Daenerys Targaryen vs. Minerva Mink

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*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION.  ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES.  SAFETY OF ATTENDEES NOT GUARANTEED.* 

Al Rossi: Hellooooooo, fight fans!  It’s Al Rossi and Andel Sanap coming to you live from….

Missandei: Silence! 

Al Rossi: Err, from the Great Pyramid of Meereen. 

Missandei: You stand in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains. 

Daenerys Targaryen: Thank you, Missandei.  I was expecting these… men to arrive.  Sooner or later. 

Andel Sanap: We apologize for any insult, your highness. 

Daenerys Targaryen: Insult?  You send me into your gladiator games with my dragons diminished, you deny me a chance to enter your ‘Battlesphere’ a second time, and now you dare to use my throne room for your… ‘commentary’? 

Al Rossi: Your highness, we promised you an opportunity to show our fans what you can do in another battle.  And the TCC has decided to give you home field advantage.  You have access to your Unsullied soldiers and your dragons against your opponents. 

Daenerys Targaryen: Opponents?  Just how many adversaries has your TCC chosen for me? 

Al Rossi: Oh, just two.  If, er, that’s ok? 

Missandei: My lady, be cautious. 

Daenerys Targaryen: It’s alright, Missandei.  I am ready for them.  So, when does your ‘game’ begin? 

Andel Sanap: Well, technically, your highness…

Messenger: Your highness! 

Andel Sanap: It’s already begun. 

Daenerys Targaryen: How dare you enter your queen’s chambers unannounced? 

Messenger: Forgive me, your highness.  But we’ve just gotten word.   Two of your dragons are missing! 

Daenerys Targaryen: What?!  How can this be? 

Messenger: The chamber door had been ripped off it’s hinges.  The chamber is filled with enormous vines and Viserion and Rhaegal are gone.  The guards were found unconscious.  They speak of a woman in green approaching them, but they remember nothing else. 

Daenerys Targaryen: Double guard around the pyramid.  Drogon may sense them in danger, and I want to be alerted the moment he is spotted. 

2^nd Messenger: Your highness! 

Daenerys Targaryen: More of your ‘games’, Lord Rossi? 

Al Rossi: Um, which answer won’t get me beheaded or barbequed? 

Daenerys Targaryen: Speak and be quick about it. 

2^nd Messenger: Your highness, there’s a madness spreading in the lower quarters of the city.  Rumors of an animal that walks like a man.  A creature that enraptures all who gaze upon her.  She’s rallying the people against you! 

Daenerys Targaryen: Missandei, find Varys and Tyrion.  We will find these women and restore order in my city. 

Missandei: Valar Dohaeris, my queen. 

Al Rossi: And we’re off to a roaring start, Andel!  Poison Ivy has already dragon-napped two of Dany’s ‘kids’, and Minerva Mink has gone to work using her toon powers to stir up trouble. 

Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al.  But Daenerys still has her armies, her final dragon, and two of the best strategic minds of Westeros.  And she’ll need all of their assistance if she hopes to hold on to her throne. 

Al Rossi: The final preliminary battle before Battlesphere 2 has begun!  And we’ll be here live to bring you all the action! 

Referee: Combatants ready?  3! 

Al Rossi: Um, ref? 

Referee: Yeah? 

Al Rossi: You see, the battle has already started. 

Referee: Uh, yeah? 

Andel Sanap: So there is really no need to count down if the combat has already commenced. 

Referee: But… I always like doing that part. 

Al Rossi: (sigh) Well, I guess you could. 

Andel Sanap: If you wish. 

Referee: Great!  Thanks!  3!  2!  1!  Commence combat! 

 

OK:

The setting is Meereen from Game of Thrones season 6. 

Daenerys has her army, one dragon, and her advisors. 

Poison Ivy has her powers, and two captured dragons. 

Minerva Mink has her toon powers and is building an army of lovestruck Meereen citizens. 

Whoever takes over the city wins. 

Game On! 

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Poison Ivy
Read more about Poison Ivy at Wikipedia
Official Site: D.C Comics Links: Wikipedia Unoff. Guide to D.C Universe IMDb

Daenerys Targaryen
Read more about Daenerys Targaryen at Wikipedia
Official Site: George R.R. Martin Links: Wikipedia Song of Ice and Fire Wiki Game of Thrones Wiki

Minerva Mink
Read more about Minerva Mink at Wikipedia
Official Site: Warner Bros Links: Wikipedia Animaniacs Wiki Looney Toons wiki

[JohnnyChany]

Great match, Broadway. I was contemplating on how Poison Ivy's pheromones may work on the Unsullied, if at all. There are the scenes between Greyworm and Missandei to consider which would indicate she may be able to sway them. Minerva Mink just throws a curveball into the whole thing.

My final conclusion is that Tyrion and Varys successfully manipulate Minerva and Ivy into focusing on each other and allowing the Mother of Dragons to free her babies and come out on top.

[Boratz]

Great job, Broadway! 

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

Member Ratings:
5.00 - JohnnyChany
4.00 - Boratz

FPA Calculation:
2 Total Votes cast
9.00 Total Combined Score
9.00 / 2 = 4.50 Final Rating on the match

MATCH SCORE
Poison Ivy: 1
Daenerys Targaryen: 2
Minerva Mink: 2

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17 hours ago, Callisto said:

MATCH SCORE
Poison Ivy: 1
Daenerys Targaryen: 2
Minerva Mink: 2

Huh.  This Bottom Line is going to be... interesting.  XD

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THE BOTTOM LINE

Al Rossi: And we’re back, folks!  Al and Andel from a rooftop overlooking the lower levels of Mereen!  And the battle for the city is reaching a boiling point!  From our perch we can see Daenerys’ loyal soldier Daario Naharis lead a platoon of Unsullied against Ivy’s forces.  Viserion and Rhaegal are bound in chains and vines and guarded by several enormous Venus flytraps. 

Tyrion Lannister: Oh, Seven Hells!  Will you shut up?! 

Andel Sanap: We beg your pardon, Lord Tyrion.  But we must inform our viewers on what is taking place. 

Tyrion Lannister: Of course.  It just wouldn’t do for you to endanger a city full of people and not be able to tell anyone about it. 

Varys: Calm yourself, my Lord Hand.  We must stay focused. 

Al Rossi: Err, as you can hear, folks, we are joined on the roof by Lord Tyrion, Varys, and Missandei.  Daenerys has gone out of the city to try to find her third dragon and has placed her advisors in charge of containing the dual threats to her reign. 

Andel Sanap: We had been receiving word from messengers of the revolt being led by Minerva Mink on the other side of the city.  The Unsullied commander Grey Worm had engaged a mob of Mereenese driven to adoring madness of the Toon.  However, we haven’t received word from the battle in quite some time. 

Missandei: Must you speak of this madness so lightly?! 

Andel Sanap: Forgive me, my lady.  I understand your concern for Grey Worm’s safety. 

Missandei: Just… do what you came here for. 

Al Rossi: Daario has fought past some of the flytraps and has now caught the attention of Poison Ivy.  The Gotham criminal is laid out on some flora suspended over the snarling but immobilized dragons. 

Poison Ivy: Not bad, pretty boy.  I might have a place for you once I’ve taken over this dump. 

Daario Naharis: Unfortunately, I have already sworn my sword to another. 

Poison Ivy: Too bad.  I’ll just have split you two, give half to my babies and the rest to these overgrown geckos! 

Al Rossi: Yikes!  A giant, thorn-covered vine shoots out from the ground a darts towards Daario! 

Andel Sanap: But he is able to leap out of the way to avoid it!  My Lord Tyrion, what do you believe is your best course of action to deal with Poison Ivy? 

Tyrion Lannister: I am attempting to clean up the mess you and your damned TCC started!  I don’t have time for ques….tionnnnnsss. 

Varys: My Lord Hand? 

Missandei: Lord Tyrion?  Why are you looking like that?  What’s wrong?! 

Minerva Mink: Oh, don’t worry about him, dear.  He’s never felt better in his life! 

Al Rossi: WOW!  Minerva is here!  Her outfit is a little worse for wear but she’s looking as hot as ever! 

Andel Sanap: Umm, Al?  Are you alright? 

Al Rossi: I’m fine!  It’s just Minerva’s Toon power!    

Andel Sanap: But we are wearing a personal force field to protect us from violent attacks.  It should’ve been able to shield you from Minerva’s… presence. 

Al Rossi: …Oh.  Er, right. 

Minerva Mink: Haha!  Don’t feel bad, Rossi.  It all comes naturally for me! 

Varys: Tyrion, control yourself! 

Tyrion Lannister: Let go of me!  Please!  I just want to smell her hair! 

Minerva Mink: You heard him, tall, bald, and handsome!  Don’t tell me you don’t find me… attractive? 

Varys: I.. must admit to finding you… slightly… divine. 

Missandei: Oh enough!  Whatever your sorcery is, it won’t help you!  Our queen will return and put an end to your plans. 

Minerva Mink: Look, honey, I’ve had a long day.  I’ve spent the last three hours in this dirty, noisy town watching my gang of admirers get trounced by a bunch of spear wielding nuts.  But at least it wasn’t a total loss.  Oh, loverboy! 

Andel Sanap: Someone’s climbing up onto the roof!  It’s…!  By the Force! 

Missandei: Grey Worm?! 

Al Rossi: Uh oh. 

Grey Worm: Did you call, my beloved mistress? 

Minerva Mink: Yeah, sweetie.  I’m not really about violence.  So could you do your new queen a favor and hit these people with that… giant stick thing? 

Grey Worm: At your command, mistress! 

Andel Sanap: Grey Worm advances with his spear at the ready on Missandei and Daenerys’ beguiled advisors!  Meanwhile, Naharis’ forces are getting surround by Poison Ivy’s botanical monsters.  Ivy delivers a spinning kick to Naharis!  He drops to the cobblestones! 

Poison Ivy: Don’t worry.  I’m not gonna kill you.  One kiss from me, and you’ll won’t even remember your old queen’s name. 

Daario Naharis: I will always forever remember my queen.  And so shall you! 

Drogon: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! 

Al Rossi: HOLY…!!!! 

Andel Sanap: The Mother of Dragons has returned! 

Al Rossi: And she’s riding Drogon!  The biggest of her three dragons slams down to earth, crushing some of Ivy’s monsters and a few unlucky Unsullied.  Minerva and her enthralled men are looking slack jawed at the scene.  But look!  Where’s Missandei going? 

Andel Sanap: She’s got a hold of Grey Worm! 

Grey Worm: You will let me go!  I live to serve only Minerva! 

Missandei: Please, Grey Worm!  It’s me!  Missandei of Naath!  Don’t you remember? 

Grey Worm: I don’t know you!  I never knew you! 

Missandei: Yes, you do!  And maybe this will remind you! 

Al Rossi: Whoa!  Missandei just grabbed Grey Worm by the head and planted the biggest kiss on his lips I’ve ever seen! 

Andel Sanap: Grey Worm looks stunned, but is it enough to break Minerva’s control? 

Grey Worm: Miss… Missandei? 

Missandei: Yes!  Yes, Grey Worm, it’s me! 

Minerva Mink: Hey!  Hands off my man, lady! 

Al Rossi:  Minerva lunges for Grey Worm!  Missandei catches her by the wrists! 

Andel Sanap: They are struggling close to the edge of the roof!  Tyrion and Varys are still lovestruck!  Grey Worm looks between the two women.  He raises his spear up! 

THWACK! 

Al Rossi: Oof!  Right to the head of Minerva!  Minerva’s seeing tweeting birds as she tumbled off the roof to the ground below! 

Missandei: Grey Worm! 

Grey Worm: Yes, Missandei of Naath.  I am free once more. 

Tyrion Lannister: Ugh, what… what happened? 

Varys: I believe something I haven’t experienced for several decades. 

Al Rossi: There goes Minerva!  She’s running on all fours for Drogon!  Daenerys is focused on having her dragon corner Poison Ivy!  Her flytraps have been crushed, and the Unsullied and Naharis are freeing the other two dragons. 

Daenerys Targaryen: You are defeated.  Bend the knee and maybe your life will be spared. 

Poison Ivy: Danny, girl.  There’s no need for this.  It’s all just a game! 

Daenerys Targaryen: A game where you have taken my children!  And for that, there is only one punishment.  DRACARYS! 

Drogon: RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! 

Al Rossi: Welp, one roasted Gotham Girl. 

Andel Sanap: Viseron and Rhaegal are free!  They are all breathing fire and burning the remaining flytrap creatures! 

Al Rossi: Um, Andel?  Those flames are getting kind of close!  Look out!  Viserion is headed this….!!! 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! 

Al Rossi: Can you hear me?  Control room, am I coming through clear? 

Andel Sanap: If you can hear us, ladies and gentlemen, we’ve been attempting to restore contact for the last 20 minutes.  Viserion’s flame damaged our camera equipment, but we believe it’s in working order now. 

Al Rossi: In the chaos, we saw Minerva jump on Drogon and saw the dragon take off with her and Daenerys!  We’ve been sticking with Danny’s entourage to follow the creature and it appears all three of her dragons are gathered around the Great Pyramid! 

Tyrion Lannister: Naharis, Grey Worm.  Be at the ready.  Find the queen, and if you see Minerva, don’t hesitate to kill her. 

Daario Naharis: To avoid being put under her spell like you were, little man? 

Tyrion Lannister: Just get in the throne room! 

Andel Sanap: They rush into the room and…. Oh dear. 

Al Rossi: Minerva is sitting on the bench… curled up with Daenerys! 

Minerva Mink: Oh hi, guys!  Come on in!  Me and Danny were just getting better acquainted, aren’t we, Danny? 

Daenerys Targaryen: Oh yes, my love. 

Daario Naharis: My queen!  Stand away from this creature! 

Daenerys Targaryen: Daario!  Put away your sword! 

Tyrion Lannister: Daenerys! 

Daenerys Targaryen: I am your queen, and you will obey my commands! 

Minerva Mink: That’s right, dear.  Now, how about you be a good girl and surrender your little kingdom to me so I can win this thing and get some beauty sleep? 

Daenerys Targaryen: I… I…

Missandei: Daenerys, please! 

Minerva Mink: Don’t you start again, or I’ll chuck you off this pyramid myself!  Ahem.  You were saying, sweetie? 

Daenerys Targaryen: I… I… I can’t! 

Minerva Mink: What?! 

Daenerys Targaryen: I mean, you are beautiful, Minerva, but I need to rule Meereen!  I must build up my forces to prepare to retake Westeros.  But perhaps there is another way. 

Minerva Mink: A…nother way? 

Daenerys Targaryen: Yes.  Perhaps you could stay in Meereen.  As my consort. 

Minerva Mink: Ooo!  A consort!  Uh, what’s a consort? 

Tyrion Lanniser: Err, it’s somewhat like a queen.  You would be Daenerys’… companion. 

Varys: And it would not be without it’s advantages.  You’d have access to the royal purse, servants to tend to your every whim. 

Minerva Mink: Hmm.  That sounds promising. 

Daenerys Targaryen: So do you accept, Minerva? 

Minerva Mink: Meh.  Sure, why not?  I’m tired of all this fighting anyway.  And I could use a bath to get the dust out of my hair. 

Grey Worm: I’ll escort the consort to the baths, my queen! 

Missandei: You are staying right here! 

Tyrion Lannister: Yes, Grey Worm.  I shall tend to Lady Minerva. 

Daenerys Taragaryen: Peace!  Varys, if you would be so kind as to see to Minerva’s needs and find her a room in the pyramid? 

Varys: As you wish, my queen. 

Al Rossi: Sooo, does this count as a tie? 

Andel Sanap: I believe so.  Daenerys still rules Meereen, but Minerva hasn’t really been defeated. 

Grey Worm: I am sorry for my weakness, Missandei of Naath.  I allowed my passion to overwhelm me. 

Missandei: Don’t punish yourself, Grey Worm.  Come with me. 

Grey Worm: Where? 

Missandei: Well, if you are still feeling passionate, there would be no need to let it waste, would it? 

Grey Worm: …Oh.  No, there would not. 

Tyrion Lannister: Err, my queen, are you sure you are feeling alright? 

Daenerys Targaryen: Of course, Tyrion.  Minerva is beautiful, but her powers only work on men.  If I can keep her here, she will be a useful ally when we go to Westeros. 

Tyrion Lannister: An… interesting plan, my queen. 

Daenerys Targaryen: Of course, it is.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go gaze upon my beloved!  Err, haha, I mean, um, see to my consort.  Yes, my consort. 

Daario Naharis: Unbelievable.  I’ve lost my queen to the spell of an animal! 

Al Rossi: Ah, look on the bright side.  You could have lost her to her cousin. 

Daario Naharis: What? 

Al Rossi: Errr, anyway, folks, I think that wraps it up for us in Meereen!  We’ve gone through the prelims, now it’s time for the main event! 

Andel Sanap: Yes, Al.  The next time you hear from us the Transdimensional Combat Commission will proudly be presenting Battlesphere 2!  30 combatants enter, only one walks out victorious! 

Al Rossi: And don’t worry, folks, we also will be broadcasting some Bunker Battles we previously recorded.  So, tons of TCC action coming your way!  So for Andel Sanap, I’m Al Rossi saying so long from Meereen! 

Minerva Mink: Oh, Danny!  This water’s too cold!  Could you have one of your lizards heat it up a smidge? 

Daenerys Targaryen: Whatever you desire, beloved! 

Tyrion Lannister: Seven Hells.