4:1 - Hawkeye Pierce vs. Josiah Bartlet

[UMPIRE]

SEASON 4, ROUND 1

Hawkeye Pierce

Slot: The Team's Greatest Liability
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Hawkeye Pierce at Wikipedia
Official Site: 20th Century Fox

Josiah Bartlet

Slot: The Team's Greatest Liability
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Josiah Bartlet at Wikipedia
Official Site: Warner Bros. Television

Battle Terrain
Break-up Eric and Donna

[SSJRuss]

Hawkeye is flirty and charming enough to get the job done.

[Bergy_Berg]

The challenge here rocks. Whoever came up with it must be really smart.

[Magnamax]

Bartlet is renowned for his ability to squash young love and be resourceful. He’ll have them fighting and broken up before lunch.

[Macklemore]

I don't know any of these, I need examples on their resources to come up with something.

[Magnamax]

17 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I don't know any of these, I need examples on their resources to come up with something.

Bartlet is a fictional president. He’s also a history buff who is a master at working negotiations and getting people to follow his vision. I’m sure he would immediately figure out how to work Red and Bob against each other in a way to get these two broken up. 

[DSkillz]

TV needs to go ahead and bring reruns of The West Wing back. I don't think I've seen the show on TV since it ended, which is weird given there are a good number of other series from around the same era whose reruns do air on multiple networks. 

Anyways, I, too, think Bartlet takes this. He very likely has more of a myriad of ways to initiate this breakup than a Vietnam vet.

[OMFG]

Its a tie.

Eric's natural dumbassery gets Donna to break up with him anyways.

Hmm, for this match I say Hawkeye looks at Donna's general direction, Foreman tries to do some wacky stunt, and they break up for an episode.

[Magnamax]

4 hours ago, DSkillz said:

TV needs to go ahead and bring reruns of The West Wing back. I don't think I've seen the show on TV since it ended, which is weird given there are a good number of other series from around the same era whose reruns do air on multiple networks. 

Anyways, I, too, think Bartlet takes this. He very likely has more of a myriad of ways to initiate this breakup than a Vietnam vet.

It's on Netflix right now. I think they are doing a renion short sometime soon.

[Nate86]

12 hours ago, DSkillz said:

TV needs to go ahead and bring reruns of The West Wing back. I don't think I've seen the show on TV since it ended, which is weird given there are a good number of other series from around the same era whose reruns do air on multiple networks. 

Anyways, I, too, think Bartlet takes this. He very likely has more of a myriad of ways to initiate this breakup than a Vietnam vet.

Hawkeye is actually a Korean war vet as well as Red. Neither he or Bartlet have much in common with Red but this one common thread might lend him a slight edge in using the Red route to break them up.

[DSkillz]

14 hours ago, Nate86 said:

Hawkeye is actually a Korean war vet as well as Red.

Ah, my bad. It's been quite some time seen I've watched M.A.S.H.

[Nate86]

12 hours ago, DSkillz said:

Ah, my bad. It's been quite some time seen I've watched M.A.S.H.

No worries. It may just be my attempt to weigh the scales in Hawkeyes favor.

[UMPIRE]

Match Final Results

Hawkeye Pierce: 13
Josiah Bartlet: 10