#cbub quotelog

[Guest hamtaroblazex]

KWolf: your evil twin cloned from your saliva

 

Ethan: ...

 

Ethan: Ew.

 

Bobisbeast: Ok...

 

Methos: ethans *evil* twin?!

 

Bobisbeast: My evil twin?

 

KWolf: dont look at me

 

Ethan: I thought I was evil.

 

KWolf: g4 created it

 

KWolf: you are

 

KWolf: but he has a goatee

 

Ethan:

 

Methos: ah

 

Ethan: ...

 

Ethan: Dammit.

 

Ethan: I want a goatee.

 

Methos: out-evil'd

 

Methos: by the goatee

 

Ethan: *vulgarity*in Goatee. -.-

 

Ethan: Oh wiat.

 

Ethan: glues one on.

 

Ethan: Problem solved.

 

Methos: actually... you could do that with your name, like skirs random names Goateethan

 

Ethan: Sounds like "Go tee, Ethan." at a golf game.

 

KWolf: mm

 

Methos: true, but golf is evil as well.

 

Bobisbeast: Somewhat

 

Ethan: Especially when Happy Gilmore is involved.

 

Methos: your twin: the goatee wearing, golf playing Ethan

 

Ethan: YAY!

 

Ethan runs over evil twin with Golf Cart.

[Guest KevinDWolf93]

<Nesh> Is this really Ivan?

 

<Nesh> Because it doesn't seem like him.

 

*** Nesh was kicked by Ivan (Ivan)

 

<Ivan> seem like me now?

 

*** Nesh joined #cbub

 

<Nesh> Sorry, it's just your behavior was a bit odd.

 

<Ivan> right... which is in keeping with how I always am

 

<Ivan> I'm the loose cannon.

 

Tarv tightens Ivan up a bit

 

Ivan drops an o and an n

 

<Ivan> now I'm the lose canon

[Indolent]

<skykorean> so many admins

 

<skykorean> scary

 

<DarkRangerX> There is?

 

<DarkRangerX> ...

 

<DarkRangerX> Shit.

 

*** Tarv was kicked by DarkRangerX (DarkRangerX)

 

<kwolf> mm

 

*** Tarv joined #cbub

 

+++ ChanServ has given op to Tarv

 

<Evan> Heh

 

<kwolf> you kicked the mod

 

<Tarv> Well, that was worth it.

 

*** DarkRangerX was kicked by Tarv (Tarv)

 

<skykorean> ...

 

<Evan> Well three admins and a mod.

 

<skykorean> sorry

 

*** Ivan was kicked by Ivan (weeee)

[skykorean]

19:51 Hammy OOC:the Couger on the prowel:O

 

19:52 Kwolf_synthesizing OOC:

 

19:52 Hammy OOC: there to young for you's dont take there innosence!

[Indolent]

<Evan> يفان هو اسامة بن لادن

 

<HWFM> Speak ENGLISH!

 

<Skir> Translation, Evan is an asshole.

 

<Skir> Both the fake and real one.

 

<Evan> كان الوصول إلى النمس الكهربائية من حفرة في الأرض

 

<HWFM> The FBI will catch him.

 

<ethan> Translation: I love sleeping with very fat chicks.

 

<Skir> Damn, Evan.

 

<ethan> YOU LIKE TEH JIGGLEZ?!?!?!

 

<Evan> Yes!

 

<Evan> To all!

 

***ethan barfs***

[Guest Ivan]

<Evan> I saw a DBZ game, except there looked like they were straight out of a Zelda game

<Ethan> Link?

[Skirmisher]

<G4> My moms friend once tried to hook me up with a girl on the heavy side of the belt. Me, I was put in a very awkward situation, but later made it clear I don't date any girl heavier than me. If she's heavier than me, she's gruesomely tall or unfortunately wide...

[Guest KevinDWolf93]

<Skirlex> You have THE SWORD

 

<G4> Ok

 

<Nesh> And allmy other weapons so kindly head over to the frog zord and give them back, the white zoneis for theloading andunloading of passengersonly

[Guest KevinDWolf93]

<Skir> Someone should be Jack Burton

 

<Ethan> Demons also can withstand bullets too.

 

<Skir> Just for shits and giggles

 

<Ethan> Yeah, Demons withstand bullets for shits and giggles.

[Guest He who fights monsters]

00:17 <jesus> you cant judge jesus.

 

00:18 <HAMISBACK> In Soviet Russia, Jesus Judge You!.......

 

00:18 <jesus> jesus always judges you

[AVP vs The Terminator]

<02:22> Ham: ND threw the lightsaber didn't he....

 

<02:28> *** ND7 joined #cbub

<02:28> ND7: Hiya guys

<02:30> Skir: ND7, mostly all Lightsabers have a standard safety feature to shut off when they leave the hand. Only ones which specifically neglect that in their creation don't

 

<02:30> Skir: Also

 

<02:30> *** ND7 quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

 

<02:30> Skir: ...

 

<02:30> Skir: I was about to say he's lucky he didn't cut his hand off

[Guest Scar]

<Kain_boa> i'm kinda reminded of that video with the guy screaming and crying out asking people to "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"

 

<kwolf> D:

 

<I_who_make_BB_cry>

 

<kwolf> that was a guy?

[Hugo Fowl]

Nesh well where to start

 

19:38 Skir no, the Vampire one

 

19:39 Nesh i know

 

19:39 Skir We need to talk a little I guess

 

19:39 Skir Um...

 

19:39 Skir There comes a time in all Vampire's immortal lives when they experience changes

 

19:39 Skir Scar, you wanna back me up on this?

 

19:40 Nesh Vampiric puberty?

[Guest force_echo]

<Scar> I wouldn't follow Stormtroopers.

<Scar> Safest place to be is standing right in front of them.

<Scar> Being behind them is likely going to get you hit by friendly fire.

[Guest KevinDWolf93]

<Ivan> I still like the idea of Wolverine calling in Alpha Flight favors to get a babysitter

 

<Ivan> "Hey remember when I saved you and Vindicator from being eaten by Wendigo? Yeah... be here at seven. Bed time is nine. No claws in the house."

[Guest He who fights monsters]

21:03 <Scar> Khorne doesn't subdue.

 

21:03 <Scar> HE SLAUGHTERS!!!

[Indolent]

Scar: Alright, what's going on in UWT, who's killed who, who's siered cross dimensional children, what's Force bitching about and when the hell do we get to shoot Ewoks?

 

Hugo: A lot, no one yet, Vin/Galen, his balls, and maybe later.

[Guest Ivan]

* jesus uses his psychic powers to battle the ghost

[Guest KevinDWolf93]

20:57 <sky> (HEY)ZEUS WHERE ARE YOU

 

20:57 <Ocelot> Kratos killed him

 

20:57 <sky>

[Guest KevinDWolf93]

Ocelot> Emile ended up welding a Demo Charge to the bottom of Xant's bed...

 

Hugo> A DEMO-CHARGE?!

 

Ocelot> lol

 

Ocelot> That's what we said

 

Hugo> That's a bit beyond a few giggles I should think.

 

Hugo> Also, we have enough damage to the TARDIS without adding to it.

 

Hugo> The holodeck, the engines, the apartments, the gardens.....THE FREAKING ARMOURY!

 

Ocelot> lol

 

Ocelot> The Doctor should be *vulgarity*ing pissed

 

Ham> Adding insult to injury...Xant is roasting marshmellows with the buring remains.

 

*** Hugo is now known as Doctor

 

Doctor>GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

[Guest KevinDWolf93]

Nesh urts out in laughter

 

Adam_Park> whats so funneh?

 

Nesh> All our plottwists seem to start with Vin dying

 

Adam_Park> hmm

[Guest KevinDWolf93]

*** Force was kicked by DarkRangerX (DarkRangerX)

 

DarkRangerX NEVER BRING A GUN TO A KICK FIGHT!

[Hugo Fowl]

Ethan Funny how DRX shows up when I said that.

 

18:26 Force : Ethan just slapped me with a used condom.

 

18:26 Force: A VERY used condom.

 

18:26 DarkRangerX: He's challenging you to a duel

 

18:26 Force : I think he should be kicked.

 

18:27 DarkRangerX: Okay

 

18:27 *** Force was kicked by DarkRangerX (DarkRangerX)

[Guest KevinDWolf93]

Treacherous> Tarv, quit following me to Facebook.

 

Treacherous> Stalker.

 

Tarv> Quit being there

 

Treacherous> I had to look at the Star Trek guy in the skirt

 

Treacherous> It's teh funneh.

[Guest Pseudonym]

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