Match 13321 Justice League vs. The Avengers

[ThePhenomenalOne]

January Challenge!

 

 

 

"I'm sorry to do this to you old friend. I wish it didn't come to this." The man says

 

"You have nothing to be sorry about yet, friend. This is how it is going down then I'm fine with that. Don't think for one minute that we're not going to bring it." The other man says

 

"Well, it has to come to this, because if we fought, you know you guys wouldn't stand a chance. Even with you leading them, Cap." The man behind the cowl smirks as he talks

 

"Now wait just a minute! We're both good guys and both agreed that we can't risk having a member down at this time!" Captain America says firmly.

 

"Yeah, we didn't want to have to come to your universe and pick up your slack after we put you in the hospital! Now, 3 on 3, bring your best there Cap." Batman says as he turns to walk away

 

"Don't worry, we will," the man pauses before finishing his statement "Bruce!"

 

"What in the hell did you just say?" Batman says with fire in his eyes

 

"Just be there on time." Cap says confidently strolling away

 

2 weeks later, the teams meet up at an underground club. Both teams are standing on opposite ends of the stage, staring each other down. A tall man walks in between both teams on the stage with a microphone in his hand. He nods at each team before he speaks.

 

"How is everyone feeling tonight?" The man says as he points the mic to the crowd as they all scream at the top of their lungs

 

"It's me, ThePhenomenalOne, and we have an absolute crazy battle going on tonight. To my left, we have 5 members of Earth's mightiest heroes, Hulk, Ms. Marvel, Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America!" The crowd goes wild as the team is introduced. "Standing to my right, we have 5 members of the elite, Justice League, Superman, Martian Manhunter, Wonder Woman, The Flash, and Batman!! Alright, yall know the rules. Each member gets up to 30 seconds in this throw down of lyrics. Each team will alternate every 30 seconds. We will then go by the crowd to determine the winner. Captain America won the toss and has decided for the Justice League to go first. So who's going first for your team guys?"

 

"The fastest man alive will make this the fastest battle ever!" The Flash says as he grabs the mic

 

"Ok! Let's get this started! DJ, spin it!"

 

"So I'm looking at Earth's mightiest heroes/ hell, the only thing I see are a bunch of zeroes/so you got a green guy, a tin can, a douche with a shield and 2 blondes with big tits/in other words, you ain't shit/but you smell like it/just like hulk's armpits/yall need to quit/and change course/I could beat all of yall without using the speed force/in other words im too fast/run circles around all of yall and smack ms marvel's fat ass/I'm something that you can't grasp/cuz me and double M will go intangible/pimp slap you in the mandible/dismantle the candle/cut off your head and place it on my mantle/coming at you like Hannibal/Lector, yall need to quit cause Green Lantern has this sector/Ms Marvel's pasty ass needs to get tanner/now go run along before I slap you and turn you back into Bruce Banner!!

 

"Ohh! That was pretty impressive! Hulk, let's see what ya got. DJ, spin it!"

 

 

Hulk smash/hulk grab/hulk flatten tiny Flash's ass/because Hulk strongest ever!/you ever beating hulk? Never/You guys are out there for justice? You're not even in our league/Hulk doesn't need super speed to grab you and smash you with my knee/and why are you guys wearing your underwear outside of your pants?/If boy scout looks at me again, I'll smash him from here to France/come on Supes, lets dance/Hulk smash all of yall, make you cry, go grab a hanky/I'm warning you, you won't like me I'm angry/you guys are nothing but doo doo, Mr. Hanky/Flash, you look like little rascal, I'm gonna call you Spanky/They ask, hey Hulk, why are you so jolly?/cause I'm a green giant and I just beat the shit out of Wally!

 

"Wow! Who would've thought that Hulk had such a vocabulary?! Alright, Martian Manhunter, you're up."

 

"Bitches scream Double M when I walk through the door/snacking on some oreos after smacking up Thor/throw him face down the floor/Ms Marvel? Huge whore/what's the score?/Who cares cause we're winning and not trying/you better cover your ears before i make you start crying/you're on the ground and I'm flying/tell Ms Marvel I'll call her morning, ha I'm lying/after I conquer this rhyme, I'll conquer Asgard/Thor's dumber than a hick who loves NASCAR/I'll do you worse than that lion did Mufasa, call me Scar/we're shooting eagles/yall can't even make par/I'm done with this dumb blonde broad with a bad boob job/I'm keep getting hit after hit, Ty Cobb/It's a shame I have to do this, but I'm gonna teach ya/ (TELEPATHETICALLY) I don't even have to open my mouth to beat ya/ now get the hell off my stage, see yaaaa!!"

 

"Sniggity snap! Dude just rapped inside my head! Alright Thor, you're up"

 

"Hath thee have no skill in rhyming?/Too bad you didn't get wiped out with the rest of race, bad timing/I'll finish you off though, don't mind me/don't worry, you can't find me/Cause I'll be throwing parties and pimpin like a prince/they'll ask what happened to you after this/I'll say he hasn't been right since/you're using telepathy but I got in your head/cuddled up in a little ball after the shit I said/now all he does is shit and wet his bed/twitching and shouting random things like a sped/someone needs to put a helmet on that head/poor guy, got him rattled to the bones/now he has to wear a sticker that says Hi, I'm John Jones/I'm too retarded to be left alone/I take a short bus that takes me to my home!/Now where's Wonder Woman at, you need to get on your knees/I'll then pull down my pants and scream at you, HAVE AT THEE!"

 

"Thor called him retarded! Ok, Superman, you're up!"

 

"Look, up in the air, it's a bird? It's a plane? Nah bitch it's Superman!/ Coming through with my Superfrands/ grabbing Ms Marvel's jugs with my superhands/yall are stupid man/Hulk, you wanna meet in France? Then I say oui, oui/though that radiation must not have grown your pee pee/Who told me? That's right, Bet-ty/here Hulk, I'll make you a deal/shoot youself in the face and i'll stop giving Betty my "Man of Steel"/then shove a banana up your ass and puke up the peel/just like weezy, I'm eell(ill), and not sick/take your pick/Betty treats me like a tootsie pop and asks, how many licks/I'm done clowning on the Hulk, it's just too easy/get excited when you follow my trail, Reese's pieces/if Ms Marvel was a dwarf, she'd be sleazy/Cap you're greasy/now get your old ass off this stage and collect Social Security!!"

 

"Superman going crazy on the mic! Cap, you're up."

 

"Superman, I didn't even begin and you're starting to pout/Well that's what happens when you put Captain America against a stupid boy scout/everyone in here needs to get loud!/ Cause we're rocking this all night/It won't even be a fight after I salp you in the face with some kryptonite/then I'll go pick up Lois, I just might/I don't know though, a ho just ain't my type/get your dumbass back to Krypton/you don't wanna see what happens to Lois with her pants gone/after we're finished, she'll scream damn I think my hips gone!/Supes never does it like that/ he doesn't last long/and I hate it when he asks me to put on a strap on/Damn Supes, I didn't know you went that way/but alls well that ends ok/so I'll end this shit with a *vulgarity* you, and have a nice day!"

 

"Captain America goes Old School on Superman! Well, that's it! The captain's picked their best three and now it's up to you, the audience, on who won! So don't just sit there, tell us who won?! I'll be back when the results come. Until then, be like me, be phenomenal!"

 

Ok, I hope you guys enjoy this!! I lost all the saved stuff that I had for the match and had to redo everything!

[Callisto]

Learn More About

Justice League

Read more about Justice League at Wikipedia

Official Site: DC Comics Links: Wikipedia Entry Justice League Library JLU Official Website

 

The Avengers

Read more about The Avengers at Wikipedia

Official Site: Marvel Entertainment Links: Wikipedia Marvel.com IMDb

 

 

[Guest Dinsdale Piranha]

[Guest The Lord Dragon Reborn]

I'm gonna have to give this one the The Avengers.

[Guest force_echo]

[xLEGACYx]

^^^ the Avengers if BET had made it. Thank God for Disney.

[DSkillz]

Pretty good rap battle, Phenom. Everybody got in some good punchlines. I have to think for a bit on who won this one.

 

I actually wonder how the rest of the hereos' verses went.

[DSkillz]

Alright, I've finally decided on the Justice League. I think they just had better punchlines overall.

 

BTW, Phenom, I'm pretty sure Challenge entries were supposed to reference a specific song at least some kind of way.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

USER RATINGS

F

B Nice rap battle!

SCORE

Justice League: 13

The Avengers: 19

FPA: 1.8

 

[ThePhenomenalOne]

Thank you for the feedback peeps. Sorry I didn't get to it earlier. And a big go *vulgarity* yourself to the doucherdick that gave me an F.

 

Alright, I've finally decided on the Justice League. I think they just had better punchlines overall.

 

BTW, Phenom, I'm pretty sure Challenge entries were supposed to reference a specific song at least some kind of way.

 

I had so much more for this match but most of it got deleted. The other verses were better IMO and everyone had a go. The challenge said do whatever you want as long as it had music, even said something about original music, and I believe I was the only contestant to make original music.

[Guest The Lord Dragon Reborn]

I feel you on you grade comment. I hate how one friggin' teabag can mess up your FPA and get your match scratched just because they felt like it. Some of us really put a lot of thought into our matches just to have some ass mess it up for us.

[DSkillz]

I hate how one friggin' teabag can mess up your FPA and get your match scratched just because they felt like it. Some of us really put a lot of thought into our matches just to have some ass mess it up for us.

 

*sigh* Not this again...

 

It's already been explained that the "F" on your match was given strictly because of a perceived stomp, and nothing more. Given kain's track record, I'm inclined to believe that. People are entitled to their own opinions when grading. Giving grades only becomes a problem when they're given out strictly to affect F.P.A.'s or out of spite and not the quality of the match.

 

The "F" given on this match may be a bit questionable, though.

[Guest sirmethos]

I honestly don't remember if I rated/voted on this match. It's extremely rare lately, that I get around to doing so. Also, my memory is not even remotely perfect.

 

However, it has been my practice for quite some time(several months at least), to give an automatic "F" rating, if I stumble on a match, that has no setup, 3(or more) hours after it has been posted. So if you created this match, and it took you 3 or more hours, before you added the actual setup, then I might be the person that gave you the "F".

 

 

Why do I do that?

 

Because there is no excuse for not having a setup when you create the match. It says, right there next to the button you click to actually create the match(after deciding which characters you're gonna pick): "Are you ready to post this match-up? This match will go live when you push this button. Please have something prepared to paste into the forum post."

 

If you(anyone) can't be arsed making the effort of getting a setup ready when the match goes live, then you, imo, deserve an F.

 

So, with that in mind, why do I wait until the match has been live for 3 or more hours?

 

Because, the other button that you can press, the "I'm not ready to post it" button, gives you three hours to write the setup. That button also makes the match go live right away. And while pressing the "I'm ready" button on purpose, without having a setup ready is just lazy, and deserves an F. I don't assume that people know about the glitch, which causes the "I'm not ready" button, to make the match go live as well.

 

And since I have no way of knowing whether a person was being lazy(pressing the "I'm ready" button without a setup ready) or if they actually pressed the "I'm not ready" button, and simply didn't know about the glitch, I'm willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. The "I'm not ready" button, would give people 3 hours to write a setup, so I do the same.

[Guest The Lord Dragon Reborn]

I can respect that. Some people don't have as good of a reason as yours.

[ThePhenomenalOne]

Nope, typed it 30 mins before i posted. Haters gonna hate.

[Guest sirmethos]

Nope, typed it 30 mins before i posted. Haters gonna hate.

 

In that case, I'm not the one that gave the F.

[treacherous]

Rap Baaatttttlllleeee!!