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Vincento

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  1. I can see Mandy just scribbling everything with red crayon. Not hard to beat that.
  2. Stryker's friendship fatality is blowing a whistle and holding up a stop sign while motioning for pedestrians to cross. I'm sorry swat man...
  3. I mean realistically being shot is a lot scarier than dying from poison in your sleep.
  4. They're both toys with human features. But Tiffany has better mobility and her clothes can be switched up, therefore more possibilities for imagination play. Kids will play with anything but she's basically a barbie doll and barbie dolls are one of the most long standing toy franchises
  5. Gaston rallies townspeople to raid Scrooge Mansion, convincing them that Scrooge is only rich because he is screwing over regular folk... plot thickens
  6. Clarence Odbody did turn a man's life around but he isnt much of a motivational speaker. All his arguments were revolving around showing rather that saying. Which is a good way to convince someone but isn't really the challenge here. Ak on the other hand is confident and has that air of intimidation to him? Basically I'd probably do what he told me to do out of fear of getting my ass kicked
  7. When Rock signed up to be in this match up he specifically said he is not allowed to lose. But in all seriousness it would probably go something like this: *Hobbs sits at a cafe with his daughter eating a comically large stack of pancakes with a comically small fork. Suddenly, the waitress screams, 20 gremlins burst out of the kitchen. Without reloading Hobbs shoots them all with his Smith & Wesson Model 629, not missing a single shot. "You need to get out of here!" He tells his daughter. He then walks out of the cafe and into the secret agent spy hideout that just happens to be a skyscraper next to it. Hobbs exists the elevator to see Shaw drinking a class of water. "What is this asshole doing here?" Hobbs exclaims, flipping the table 360 degrees. "I didn't sign up for this!" Shaw throws his full glass of water on the floor, another one immediately appearing in his other hand. Serious looking lady in a suit drops a pile of document on the table that Hobbs just flipped: "The Russian terrorist group is behind this probably... you need to work together." Hobbs and Shaw are sweating, Shaw takes another sip from his glass of water. Cut to the Russian terrorist layer. Our heroes sneaking past a bunch of gremlins speaking russian and/or british english. "You're sweatier than a cold glass of water" states Hobbs to Shaw. "Shut it ya wanker!" Shaw throws the glass at Hobbs but he evades and it shatters against a random gremlin. "Oh SHI-------------" Shoot out starts, grenades being thrown, the layers explodes and bad guys die, Shaw and Hobbs unwounded but covered in ash walk out. "More like greml-out of here". Credits roll. So yeah some bad guys will die. Jimmy is stated to be a detective so he will probably figure out gremlins' weakness and strengths faster, but he doesn't seem to have the connections and raw gun power that Hobbs has.
  8. asian kfc be like "yeah remember that krabby patty that can kill a health inspector" AKFC at it's core is mostly hearty southern dishes and deep fried chicken. Bob has shown to work with high quality ingredients before (like that special farm raised turkey), use exotic ingredients like black garlic and doing amazing turkey on thanksgiving holidays. Stuffing duck is probably somewhere similar? Meanwhile KFC man is here tie dyeing burger buns.
  9. I feel Jack has a better chance at this. Yeah, he failed to bring Christmas cheer to the masses before, but Grinch never even tried to do it (he was just a guest at one party if i recall correctly) and just because he never failed doesn't mean he's automatically going to be better at it. Jack is charismatic, extroverted, a natural born performer and he has a lot of experience organizing holidays (eeyore was sad cause everyone forgot his birthday, so a birthday party may be one way to win). By the end of the movie Jack is made aware that fright type parties aren't good for everyone. He's intelligent enough to do better second time. Plus Grinch is shy and likes to keep to himself even when he does get friends, he will probably not know what to do being the one to reach out to someone. I'm going to go with the guy that at least has experience for this one.
  10. At least Gintoki will make funny mirror quips I'll laugh at before he loses
  11. Leina Vance: "Her breastplate carries magical defensive properties that prevent her from being exposed should she sustain damage in the heat of battle, its durability so great that it can even resist Melona's breast milk" 😤 I don't think this is relevant to the battle per se but now you know important lore. From my understanding Leina doesn't have anything that would counter Akame's hyper speed and assasin skillset. (The armor doesn't corrode from milky, but nothing was mentioned about it countering piercing or slashing attacks)
  12. Hera seems to be more powerful of the two, but I don't think she ever used her abilities to create food or protect the crop. Therefore I'm going with the rice farmer god
  13. He isn't an evil god though. His main role is protector of peasants and travelling musicians and has saved farmers and their cattle from wrath of other deities. He uses trickery and magic to fool other gods.
  14. Based on the wiki, Kali main role is to be protector against evil and she herself fought and killed demons to do so. She's also is skilled warrior herself. While Dagda is said to be associated with manliness and strength I think he's more of a gentle giant.
  15. Hobbits have always being depicted as good alignment beings. I find it hard to see them follow a clearly cruel and evil deity. Poseidon is also kind of a selfish prick but a better choice in this case.
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