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One of Esdeath's lesser known powers is an immunity to chronic back pain.

I had a pepsi yesterday. It was garbage, a tasteless brown liquid compared to the far superior coke. That doesn't lend much to analyzing this match, but I needed to share.

There's really not much going for Vasquez here. I don't see any applicable skills for her. Dutch, post the predator movie, shows himself to be capable of using others for his own gains, like using soldiers as bait for hunting another Predator. That willingness to sacrifice others for his own interests is the best skill either of these characters bring to the table in this challenge.

This is the best and worst possible result.

Here's a video of the hill climb from back in 2013. The driver finds plenty of opportunities to put his foot down and use the car's power, so the speed advantage of the mach five comes into play. The main argument for Herbie seems to be that it can corner better than the mach five. While I wouldn't say that Herbie has any trouble cornering at speed, it would be simply wrong to think the mach five can't do just as well.

For something a little more realistic for the Punisher to have available, the RPG-7 is listed at tier 9 as well. Your standard Frag Grenade is also in tier 9.

Kind of a tough call, all depends on what you count as "heavy weaponry," because there's a point where the Punisher crosses from tier 9 to tier 8 based on what he's armed with. The vsbattles wiki lists this naval gun as tier 9. So I guess Frank has some pretty powerful weapons he's allowed to be armed with.

So I've never been to a demolition derby where speed was the key factor to victory, since it's not a race but a contest of which car is the last one standing. And as I understand highly tuned street racing supercars (which mostly comes from watching Top Gear), they don't do well on dirt or when they're crashed into. That Lexus also doesn't look like it has much up front to protect the driver, or anything in the back to protect what I assume is a rear-mounted engine.

Would Christine necessarily try to murder people trying to take care of it? I thought it's murdering was generally aimed at people who the car doesn't like. Homicidal tendencies aside, I think an old car might be easier to pit than a fucked up ice cream truck.

I don't think Herbie has an advantage there, the Mach 5 is incredibly maneuverable. I may concede that they can handle the turns equally well. The big difference is that the Mach 5 is just so much faster. It should easily outpace Herbie in any race.

While Saitama is often a silly person and doesn't take fights seriously, when he does he absolutely obliterates his opponent. Taking this as his best, or most serious, form he should have no problems taking out Akuma quickly.

Barbie's horse adventures could def carry a console.

Thinking of the people who might buy this, I feel like furries might be the target demographic for disposable underwear. Jesus, I'm about to vote based on that.

The only way to interpret Smith is as he/it appears in the first Matrix. A bullet dodging program personified. I would say in the real world it would be silly to include the teleportation and body snatching mechanic of agents, but the physical powers should stand or there's just no fight anyway.

It kinda doesn't though. Static can sense metal. Cassandra won't be able to hide unless she removes every piece of metal from herself. Otherwise known as removing all the dangerous gadgets she might carry. So he only option, really, is trying to go hand to hand with Static. Which will end in her being zapped.

So stealth might work, but even that's a stretch. If Static see her once, he can tag her with an electric charge and track her through it. So batgirl's only chance is to finish him off immediately, which is a tough thing to do against an opponent whose body can automatically rejoin lost parts, who can generate force fields, and who has incredible reaction time. Add in the fact that, as Pey said, Static can keep himself safe from the environment without the suit, and Cassandra has few if any paths to victory. Static is massively more powerful and incredibly varied in his attacks, both with electricity and electromagnetism. He shows creative uses and can identify and counter powerful opponents on the fly. Thrown weaponry can be easily blocked and cast aside, and attempting to strike Static in melee is basically suicide. Without massive prep time that Static himself is not privy too, Batgirl is just outclassed here.

Jedi have crazy reaction time though. They block lasers with a sword after all. Luke can't move as fast as Supergirl, not by a long stretch, but he may be able to react to her and track her movement. Lightsabers are pretty powerful, and I think would hurt this version of supergirl. Though one hit is probably not enough to mortally wound.

Agent Smith in his lowest form dodges bullets and beats the hell out of plugged in and trained enemies. Caesar is weaker, slower, and has not consistently fought Gun-Fu battles against highly skilled opponents. Smith takes this one with ease.

Erin runs into the same problem as when Esurance used her: Literally too much porn to be good for the business.

To me this fight really comes down to whether Supergirl can handle getting slashed by a lightsaber. If yes, easy win for her. If no, then Luke has a real chance. I'm open to arguments on that.

Nightcrawler is also a master fencer and Cold is not stab proof.

Nightcrawler is able to survive in space, and Cold isn't durable enough to withstand repeated strikes from Nightcrawler. Nightcrawler should be able to disarm Cold's main weapon and beat him down, cold field or not.

We've seen Herbie help out during a pit stop. I think that little bug could win this.

The plymouth fury (Christine) is a classic car, but not a rare car. There's likely to be plenty of classics like it, minus the murder part. The mach five has a major novelty factor going for it. A one of a kind racecar should steal the show.

Static doesn't need to draw electricity in to win this fight, looks like Omega Red gets zapped and fried for a pretty one sided fight.