Marvel Man

*Nods in Approval*

Hmmmm. Alright, Surfer seems to know what he's talking about (also, he went with what I want I want to pick). Garrus and Wrex it shall be! MARVANOTE: And yeah. I guess the blue oracle chick and I could have just... Played shirtless twister? Cleaned her windows?

Hey, I'm not saying that a 90s Era Will Smith punch doesn't hurt. Or that the crash didn't daze him (but seriously, I'm sure the hyper advanced ship had some sort of future air bags. I mean, the alien did come out all angry and crap. He had all his tentacles flailing like he was about to choke somebody. He didn't seem too hurt to me...) Anyways, I'm just saying. Xenos eat up hardened marines like Cheerios. All the muscle and ammo helps lower their cholesterol or something. They're just too much! Without their force fields, the ID Aliens got owned hard. Thats what's happening here.

Isn't she mostly robotic? ... Oh, and I already got dat blue oracle chick and I didn't even realize I was going for her. My charm must have been too high. One minute I'm talking to some general guy, the next, I'm seeing some weird Hollywood style love cut scenes. Crazy stuff.

We have galleries?

I'm going with the original facehugging, acid blooded, tiny mouth within a mouth aliens! Why? Because this set up was hilarious! Oh, and the ID4 Aliens rely too much on their tech. In hand to hand combat, a single fist from Will Smith was able to knock one out cold. I realize that same alien later decimated a room full of scientists, but come on. When have you seen a movie where the scientists who perform the autopsy DON'T get ripped apart by the thing they're cutting open? Also, the blue skinned people are not in this match. They only exist to provide incredible entertainment as the newly created Blue Xenos rip through them.

Oh yeah, I'm loving it. Can't decide on who should be on my squad though. All the really cool looking aliens are the same character (a muscleman), and then there's the nerdy type supporting character. I wanted to have Garrus AND Wrex, but I realized that would be dumb. So I'm using Wrex and Tali. And I'm still not sure whether to go paragon or renegade.

Finally got the time to play Mass Effect (I heard its a long story type game, so I've been playing Batman, Minecraft, and Battlefield 3 until I got the time). Started playing yesterday and... I FREAKING HATE ELEVATORS!! WTF! ARE ELEVATORS IN THE FUTURE MANUALLY LIFTED BY SMALL CHILDREN OR SOMETHING??? HAS NO ONE THOUGHT ABOUT UPGRADING THOSE THINGS??? Also, the moment when you get your spaceship... It just blew my mind.

I never made it to Piccolo. Can anybody tell me if he's worth Google Image searching? MARVANOTE: And DBZ was the stuff man! You just need to be able to sit through tons of episodes filled with stare downs and rocks levitating from how powerful everybody is (the perfec age is somewhere between 6-12). It was like seeing every fight I'd ever imagined my action figures would have, except with way more shirtless guys. I can't imagine why a movie studio wouldn't make an honest DBZ movie. Get Michael Bay to direct it or something. It's practically everything Americans enjoy already! ... Maybe this is America's way of attacking the Japanese? By destroying their beloved franchises? That would explain why Pokemon is still limping on and that Astro Boy movie.

I don't think I've ever been let down by a movie so much as I was by Ninja Assassin. I just now got around to seeing that thing... And by Stan Lee's cameos, what a terrible movie. I mean, I don't even understand why I dislike it so much. The cover told me what to expect. The first scene where blood sprays out of people like a water fountain... There were so many signs. But I just didn't expect... I mean, the thing with her heart? Gahhhh... And I normally like mindless action flicks...

Landon speaks the truth! G Gundam was the greatest thing to ever appear on television. It had ridiculous stereotypes of every country. And no matter how many times the episode ended with da Burning Hand attack, it was still freaking awesome. Big thumbs up to Landon for reminding me about it. I got to go search the internet now.

Huh. Marvel heroes vs computer animated cannon fodder. I feel like I've seen this before. A "D" on the set up. Too many grammar mistakes my friend. My own grammar sucks, but this was too much.

Check out this chick's bow:

Huzzah! Victory is finally mine! Anyways, props to all the other writers for being so insanely creative and a big thanks to the judges. As a guy who judges others constantly (and sometimes their writing), I know that taking the time to read other people's matches is a big commitment. A big thumbs up for another well executed challenge. But of course, the biggest thanks goes to DSkillz! His Mayhem character add got my imagination running.

Fellow Spammers! There is a new target!

An Anime Universe? Are you being serious here? Why.... Would you need that in the database? ... I'm about to submit the Omniverse.

I agree with the coolest cat on the CBUB, DSkillz. How about you guys start finding some 200x200 pics? That would certainly speed up this process.

Let the spamming commence!

Nice.

WOOO! USA WINS GOLD! MARVANOTE: Props to Japan for playing hard the entire match. I love watching the Japanese team play. So technical. Women's soccer is far from boring.

I say we end this one. Force, feel free to start writing the finale. We can do a new story in a month? A few weeks? I'm up for it.

Surfer, come on man. Don't diss Matt Damon like that.

No Bale? What the heck? A whole new cast? Will they at least use the same Superman?

Nah, I'm okay with the Trigun ending. Vash the Stampede is such a cool character. It's just like him to do what he does. But yeah. Read manga after the anime? Whaaaat? Reading???? Isn't that why you watch anime instead of reading the manga to begin with?

Nice idea. Not a lot of these lend themselves to CBUB writing, but eh. Writing is writing. Mind if I throw one or two in? 1) You're walking down the street in a very large city. Suddenly, you overhear a man cry out in exasperation, so you look over to see what the matter is. The man is speaking into a public phone. The type almost no one uses anymore. He asks what time the bomb is suppose to go off. As he says this, he glances up and happens to see you looking at him... 2) Congratulations! You've just won a once in a lifetime chance to travel to any place on earth, courtesy of a special offer by a famous airline. Write about where you go and why. 3) You're chilling at home when someone starts ringing your doorbell like a madman. Annoyed, you get off your couch and look through the peephole. A bloody, but otherwise gorgeous woman is standing outside. She looks like she needs help... 4) Eating at your favorite restaurant, you're just about ready to chow down on one of your favorite meals. Suddenly, the man in the next table begins to choke on a poorly cooked piece of steak. Acting selflessly, you jump over and save the man's life. As you look up, your work done, you see a small army of news reporters. A reporter from among the crowd asks what it feels like to save the life of multibillionaire oil tycoon, Marc Jacobs. The flash of a million cameras then blinds you...