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Echo placed the final speaker in the corner of Norman Nordstrom’s living room. She had slowly and silently moved through the darkened house, making sure that each speaker was in position and the old man’s dog was fast asleep from the tranquilizers she slipped in his food. The assassin focused on the job at hand to keep her annoyance with this mission out of her mind. She would have preferred to stay in New York at Wilson Fisk’s side. But she had been sent to deal with a problem that the Detroit locals claimed they couldn’t handle on their own. “3 of my people went into that man’s house to hide from the cops, right? Two of them are in the morgue, and the other left the city.” Echo remembered sitting at a bar table with Kazi staring at a rather unimpressive-looking drug dealer. “Before he left, Dre was going on and on about how this blind guy managed to kill them! Said he even managed to shoot Paulie with his own gun! Now I got people too scared to go a block near that house!” The dealer looked over to Kazi, who had been translating the conversation to ASL for Echo. “If your girl is as good as I hear she is…” Echo swiftly grabbed the dealer by the collar and yanked him to face her. Kazi smirked as the dealer’s eyes widened, staring face to face with the assassin. “She wants you to talk to her, not to me. Understand?” The dealer nodded rapidly. “Yeah, yeah, sure! I understand! No disrespect uh… ma’am?” Echo shoved him back into his seat. The dealer adjusted his coat and took a deep breath to steady himself. “Look, I’m really grateful that… your boss sent you to help me out here. Once that old man is gone, my people will go back to work and New York will get it’s money, you know? So, are you in?” After waiting a moment to let the dealer sweat a little more, Echo signed her response and Kazi answered. “Tell your people to stay clear of the house tonight. I will take care of your problem.” Echo had done her research on the ‘blind guy’. Norman Nordstrom, veteran of the Gulf War. Lost his wife and unborn child in a traffic accident. Had spent the following years living as a recluse in this house with only his Rottweiler for company. Clearly he hadn’t forgotten his Army training, and Echo knew all to well that just because one sense was gone didn’t mean that he wasn’t just as dangerous. Her thoughts were interrupted by a faint but familiar smell. Echo slowly turned around to see the Rottweiler sitting in the doorway a few feet from her. She cursed herself. She must not have used enough of the drug to knock him out. The dog cocked his head in curiosity as Echo reached for a tranquilizer dart on her belt. She saw the dog silently growl and bark at her, then charge for her with teeth bared. She hurled the dart and struck the dog right on the neck. Shadow yipped in pain and stumbled to the wood floor. The voice of his owner soon rang through the house. “Shadow? What is it, Shadow?!” Even if Echo couldn’t hear the voice, she knew that the noise of the dog would have woken up Norman. She moved to the far corner of the living room as the blind man lurched through the doorway. “Shadow? Where are you, boy?” Norman’s senses scanned the room. He could hear Shadow’s whines as the tranquilizer again took effect. And just beneath that sound, Norman could hear the faint creek of wood in the room. “Who… who’s there?” Echo pressed a button on her phone, and instantly the speakers she had placed starting blaring white noise. Norman spun around in confusion and Echo leapt from the shadows with a hunting knife. Instinctively Norman dropped down, causing Echo to miss with her strike. Echo sprawled onto the floor and Norman grabbed hold of her wrist. Echo quickly latched on with an armbar and pulled back as hard as she could. Norman snarled in pain but fought through it to stand to his feet. With a roar he heaved Echo off the ground, his arm still caught in her hold, and swung the assassin into the wall. The blow to the head caused Echo to release her hold and drop to the floor, and Norman scrambled through the room towards the source of the white noise. He knew every inch of his house and his hands quickly managed to find the speaker perched on a chest of drawers. “Clever little girl, aren’t you?” Norman slammed the speaker on the chest over and over until it was reduced to fragments. The noise continued on as it poured out from other speakers Echo had placed. Echo rose to her feet and Norman used the sound to focus to where she was standing. “How many of these toys have you put in my house? Answer me!” Echo remained silent and held her knife at the ready. Norman stood ready to deal with his attacker. “Alright, don’t talk. I’ll deal with your noisemakers. And then I’m going to make you see what I see.” OK: Pre-Hawkeye version of Echo. Pre-Don’t Breathe version of Norman. Echo has 5 more speakers to disorient Norman scattered around the house, plus her own weapons. Last person standing wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS! 199 official matches! 199 contests between some of the most dangerous and skilled combatants across the multiverse! And it all comes down to this! The 200th match created by the broadwaybeyonder and presented for you all here today courtesy of the Transdimensional Combat Commission! Welcome, everyone, I’m Al Rossi! Andel Sanap: And I am Jedi Master Andel Sanap! May the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: We are back aboard the Defiant overlooking the battlefield for this match, which just so happens to be the Underworld! Yes, we are in the land of the dead for what promises to be a wild battle! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. The Underworld has been under new management, ever since Eris defeated Hades in their battle nearly 4 years ago.* *To see how that battle went down, click here! Match 15653 Eris vs. Hades (Disney) - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Al Rossi: And Hades hasn’t been particularly thrilled about losing his kingdom to the goddess of discord. His previous attempts to reclaim it have failed, and he was just about to unleash an assault on Eris that could have destroyed the Underworld and the rest of this world along with it. This is when the TCC stepped in. They would select a team to remove Eris and in return Hades would continue to honor the arrangement the TCC made with Eris to not be so quick in claiming any souls killed off at TCC Arena. Andel Sanap: Our brave team are ready for action and are in the transporter bay ready to beam down. And there they are now! On the rocky plain below us! Al Rossi: As the transporter effect fades away, we can see our squad: Mira Nova, Sabine Wren, Liu Kang, Jax, Johnny Cage, and Raiden! Mira and Sabine faced off against each other and went to a draw in their last bout, while the Kombatants were victorious in their 25 vs 25 battle with Team Forever Red!* *To see how those battles went down, click here! Match 18209 Mira Nova vs. Sabine Wren - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 16889 Mortal Kombat Universe vs. Forever Red Power Rangers - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Andel Sanap: Miss Wren is in her custom Mandalorian armor as she draws and activates her lightsaber. Miss Nova takes aim with her wrist laser around the cavern. Mira Nova: Huh. Charming dump. Johnny Cage: No need to be rude, Smurfette. I’ve seen some spots in the Netherworld that make this place look like Disneyland. Jax: Will you for once in your life shut up, Cage? Johnny Cage: Relax, Jax. What’s to worry about? All we have to do is give a goddess an eviction notice. Liu Kang: A goddess that by no means should be taken lightly, Johnny. Raiden: Liu Kang is correct. We must be on our guard. Mira Nova? Sabine Wren? Perhaps the two of you can use your jetpacks to scout out ahead. Sabine Wren: On it! Mira Nova: Hey! Stay close, Sabine! We don’t want to get lost down here. Sabine Wren: No problem. My helmet isn’t picking up anythAGGGH! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: Sabine just got swatted out of the air! Mira manages to catch her and bring her down to earth safely. The Kombatants stand ready as the swirling mist that knocked down Sabine coalesces into… Raiden: Eris. Eris: Hmm. Well, well, well. So old Hades had to ask the good guys for help. Johnny Cage: Whoa! Nobody mentioned that the goddess of discord was also a babe! Raiden: Cage. Liu Kang: Mira, is Sabine alright? Sabine Wren: Ow. Bruised but I’m fine. Ready to go another round with Misty over there. Eris: Such spirit! Too bad it won’t do you any good. Johnny Cage: Don’t be so sure, babe! We eat gods of the underworld for breakfast where we come from! Raiden: You would be wise to stand down and leave this Realm, Eris. Eris: Ha! And I’ve just gotten the place how I wanted it! But if you ‘heroes’ want a fight, then let me provide you with one! Andel Sanap: A wave of her hand and another cloud of mist emerges from a tunnel across from our team. The mists fades away and it’s… By the Force?! Al Rossi: Andel! It’s the Street Sharks! And is that… Katie Ka-Boom?!* *To see the battles they were involved in, click here! Match 16600 Biker Mice From Mars vs. Street Sharks - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 15662 Katie Ka-Boom vs. Minerva Mink - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Jax: Did anyone say anything about this lady having backup? Johnny Cage: I thought we’d be fighting her monsters, not the 90s revenge squad! Raiden: What sorcery is this, Eris? The Street Sharks would never willingly do battle for you, and Miss Ka-Boom is merely a child. Katie Ka-Boom: A CHILD?! Johnny Cage: Oh boy, now you done it. Mira Nova: How the heck did they get here anyway? Eris: Do you really think I couldn’t use my power to control these mutations? As for how I got them here? Hmm. Let’s say you have your connections, and I have mine. Katie Ka-Boom: A CHILD?!?!?! Al Rossi: Oh no! Not Chloe again! Andel Sanap: Now really, Al! Al Rossi: Think, Andel! She’s been messing with our technology for months! She could have used it bring the Sharks and Katie here so Eris would be ready for our team! Andel Sanap: We still don’t know if she WAS responsible for those accidents, Al! Katie Ka-Boom: Did that old creep in the stupid hat call me a CHILD?!??!?!?!?!!?!?! Al Rossi: We’ll deal with that later, Andel! At the moment it looks like the Sharks are in some sort of trance, growling dangerously at our squad. Meanwhile Katie is almost finished with her transformation into a giant, green monstrosity! Katie Ka-Boom: I AM A TEENAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eris: Hmm. Oh yes you are, dear. Now be a good girl and help our fishy friends destroy these intruders. Raiden: Mira Nova and Sabine Wren, contain Katie Ka-Boom. Jackson Briggs, you and Johnny Cage engage the Street Sharks. Johnny Cage: Great! I love sushi! Raiden: Liu Kang, you are with me. We must prevent Eris from bringing her powers to bear in this Kombat. Liu Kang: I am ready, Raiden. Street Sharks: Shark Attack! Andel Sanap: It all comes down to this, Al! Al Rossi: Sabine and Mira take to the air, the Street Sharks dive into the earth! Jax and Johnny charge towards the fins coming at them! Liu Kang and Raiden’s fists are lit with fire and lightning as they leap towards the smirking Eris! Match 200, folks! Let’s Go! Referee: 3! 2! 1! Kommence Kombat! OK: MKX versions of the Mortal Kombat characters. Post Rebels version of Sabine Wren. Street Sharks and Katie Ka-Boom are under Eris’ control until Eris is immobilized. Last team standing wins. Game On!

AFTER AN ETERNITY (APOLOGIES) THE BOTTOM LINE! Andel Sanap: Control room! Have we got footage yet? Al Rossi: I can’t believe this! Another malfunction! We’re trying to build up hype for the 200th battle and we lose the picture! Look! There we go! Now we got it! Andel Sanap: Our sincere apologies, fight fans, for the inconvenience. Al Rossi: Yeah, an inconvenience that has a thing for black and yellow jumpsuits. Andel Sanap: If you are referring to Miss Bourgeois, Al, we have no proof that she’s responsible for these malfunctions. Al Rossi: Oh please! You know how sore she is about the Battlesphere! She screwed around with our equipment at the first CBUB fight, why not now? Andel Sanap: Perhaps we should stick to calling this match for the moment, Al? Al Rossi: Alright, fine. Show must go on, I got it. Our two combatants have burst into what appears to be the cafeteria of the Cobra base! And it’s full of Cobra grunts having their dinner! They’ve spotted Carmen and Emma! Cobra Troopers: COBRA!!! Andel Sanap: Miss Peel and Miss Sandiego take up fighting stances as the mass of terrorists charge for them. Emma Peel: We can get out of this. Just follow my lead. Carmen Sandiego: Sorry, I prefer my own. Al Rossi: Carmen whips out a grapple gun and fires it! She snags a pipe and swings above the mob! Emma does not look pleased! Andel Sanap: But she doesn’t have time for frustration! Miss Peel engages with the Cobra troopers in combat as Miss Sandiego flips through the air and lands at the doors on the far side of the cafeteria! Al Rossi: But not so fast! The Biker Mice are there to block her path! Modo: Going somewhere, Red? Carmen Sandiego: Yeah, to buy some mousetraps. Vinnie: Oh yeah? Only one trapped around here is you, babe! Ow! Al Rossi: Vinnie lunges for Carmen but only grabs the edge of her coat. Carmen slips out of the coat, but grabs hold of the sleeves. A hard yank pulls in Vinnie off balance and YOWCH! Knee to the chin sends the cocky mouse staggering into the doors! Andel Sanap: But she takes a right hand from Throttle! Miss Sandiego needs to keep moving here. She may have been able to outmaneuver Vinnie, but Throttle is much more skilled combatant and Modo strength and weapons won’t make him so easy defeat either! Al Rossi: She may need help from her opponent, but Emma is still finishing off the last of the Cobra troopers! One last judo throw and a chop to the throat and… Minerva Mink: Hold it right there, spy lady! Al Rossi: Oh brother! Minerva’s got Emma by the wrist! Minerva Mink: It’s been a long night, honey. Hand over those rubies and let’s end this thing so I can go home? Emma Peel: Oh! You poor thing. It’s such a shame that such a creature should be caught up in this plot, where no one appreciates your beauty. Al Rossi: Huh?! Andel Sanap: What? Minerva Mink: It is? Oh! Oh yes! Of course it is! You have no idea how much time I had to spend in make up! That Baroness just kept going on and on about the mission! Geez! I haven’t had directors who were that pushy! Baroness (over PA): Minerva, you fool! Dispose of her and help your thralls with Sandiego! Emma Peel: But you have no business fighting, do you, Minerva? What the Baroness wants, and I’m sure what you want too, are these rubies. Don’t you? Minerva Mink: Wow! They look almost as pretty as me! Al Rossi: Um, Andel? I thought Carmen grabbed the rubies from the laser? Andel Sanap: Perhaps they split the rubies between them while we lost picture. Baroness (over PA): You stupid Toon! It’s a trick! She’d never hand the rubies over to you so willingly! Minerva Mink: Aw cool it! It’s my Toon powers! She’ll do anything for me now! But I’ll settle for those jewels! Emma Peel: You want them, Minerva? Take them! *CRASH!* Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: I knew it! Those weren’t the real rubies! They were gas bombs! Emma dashes to aid Carmen as Minerva coughs and falls to the ground! Andel Sanap: Miss Sandiego is cornered on the floor by Throttle and Modo! Modo has his laser cannon arm pointed right at the thief! Al Rossi: But look! The two mice look a little shaken up themselves! Emma has another handful of ‘rubies’ ready to throw! Modo: Uhhhh, my head! Has Vinnie been blasting that rock ‘n’ roll again? Throttle: I don’t know, Modo. Last thing I remember is opening the door to the hangout. There was this good-looking lady with our burger orders and… Hey! Where are we? Andel Sanap: Miss Sandiego springs up and delivers a spinning kick to both confused mice! She grabs some of the rubies from Miss Peel and hurls them at the feet of Throttle and Modo! Emma Peel: Carmen! They were breaking out of Minerva’s spell! They could have helped us! Carmen Sandiego: I’m not taking that chance! Now grab a hold of me and hold on tight! Al Rossi: Emma obliges, and Carmen presses a button on her belt. She’s activated a VILE jet pack! The pair launches into the air, and crashes through a window and out of the base! Baroness (over PA): MINVERVA! ANYONE?! NO! NOT AGAIN! THAT CURSED BRITISHER ESCAPED ME AGAIN?!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Al Rossi: Glad to see the Baroness is taking the loss so well. Andel Sanap: Meanwhile our combatants have made their way to the docks. They can use one of those speedboats to secure their escape. But we still technically don’t have a winner yet. Emma Peel: With my beacon we can take one of these boats and MI6 will pick us up. I wouldn’t mind making this a tie. I wouldn’t have gotten out of there without your help. Carmen Sandiego: Yeah, and I guess you helped me out too. In fact, here are the rubies. Emma Peel: How unusual generous of you. Except for the fact these aren’t the real rubies. Carmen Sandiego: What? I don’t know what… Emma Peel: Oh really, Carmen. I helped design those gas bombs. Don’t you think I could tell the difference between them and the real rubies? Now hand them over. Carmen Sandiego: Well spotted, Miss Peel. Then I suppose the ‘match’ is still on? Emma Peel: Most definitely. Carmen Sandiego: All I needed to know. HYAH! Emma Peel: WHOA! *SPLASH!* Al Rossi: A thrust kick sends Emma into the drink! Andel Sanap: Miss Sandiego bolts for the speedboat. She climbs in and picks up a life preserver. Al Rossi: She tosses it over to Emma! Carmen Sandiego: Don’t worry, Miss Peel. Your plan will work fine. You take a boat and call your friends. I’ll take a boat and keep the rubies! Thank for an enjoyable evening, Miss Peel. Emma Peel: *cough cough* Don’t… *cough* mention it. Referee: Winner: Carmen Sandiego! Andel Sanap: And as Miss Sandiego sails off into the sunrise, and Miss Peel swims over to find a boat for herself, we now eagerly await the next TCC battle, the 200th battle of broadwaybeyonder! Al Rossi: And if Chloe doesn’t blow up TCC Arena first… Andel Sanap: Al. Al Rossi: Ok, ok, sorry. We will then be proud to present Battlesphere 3! All the teams have been selected and the ultimate battle for supremacy in the CBUB dimension is about to begin! For all of us at the TCC, he’s Andel Sanap, I’m Al Rossi! See you at number 200! Chloe Bourgeois: Ugh! How many times do I have to tell you people? It’s not my fault your equipment keeps getting broken! Philippa Forrester: But if it isn’t your fault, Chloe, than who?

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THE BOTTOM LINE Al Rossi: Things aren’t looking good for the fairest! She runs down a torch lit corridor pursued by a horde of zombies! Andel Sanap: Every attempt that Snow White has made to escape the Crypt Keepers mansion has been blocked! Half of her time has gone! She only has 90 minutes left! Al Rossi: She’s really dragging, Andel! She stops to catch her breath by a suit of armor, but those creeps are right behind her! Andel Sanap: Now she’s shoving the armor! She might not be strong enough, but… Yes! Down goes the armor, and the princess takes off running again! Al Rossi: That can only barely slow the horde down! Now she’s stopping again. She’s reaches for the wall to steady herself and… Snow White: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Another secret passageway! Al Rossi: Snow is sent tumbling head over heels down a chute and out past a sliding panel into another dungeon in the mansion. Wait! Look! It’s Cinderella! Snow’s stumbled onto where she’s being imprisoned with that pendulum! Cinderella: Snow! Help me! Snow White: Cindy? I’ve been so frightened! Cinderella: Please, Snow, there’s no time! Untie me before it’s too late! Hurry! Andel Sanap: You can do it, your highness! Snow White rushes to the table and unties the ropes! … Wait. The ropes? Al Rossi: She’s got Cinderella loose! Snow pulls her off the table just as the pendulum blade crashes into it! Andel Sanap: Um, Al? Cinderella: Thank you, Snow! You saved me! Snow White: We still have to get out of here! Maybe there’s another secret passage somewhere! Crypt Keeper: AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Heh heh heh heh! There’s is no way out! Al Rossi: Crypt Keeper! Snow is in a bad way, folks, but with Cinderella maybe she had a chance! Andel Sanap: Al? Al Rossi: Not now, Andel! This is just getting good! Snow White: Even if I don’t win this game, at least I was able to save Cinderella! Crypt Keeper: Heh heh heh! Are you sure about that, princess? Andel Sanap: AL! Al Rossi: Oh what is it?! Andel Sanap: When Crypt Keeper showed Cinderella in that pendulum trap, wasn’t she bound with chains, not rope? Al Rossi: … Yeah, she was, wasn’t she? Why would Cryptie make it easier for Snow to free her unless… uh oh. Snow White: What do you mean? I was able to free Cinderella before the pendulum hurt her! Cinderella: Hmm hmm. Too bad it still wasn’t in time. Snow White: Cindy? What’s wrong with your voice? Crypt Keeper: Heh heh heh heh! Sorry, dearie! It wouldn’t be a ‘Tale from the Crypt’ without a twist! Al Rossi: Andel! Look at Cinderella! Her face! Her eyes! And… are those… FANGS?! Crypt Keeper: Before this stupid game started, I introduced Cinderella to a very old pal of mine! He gave her a whole new look. Too bad she won’t be able to check herself out in the mirror anymore! HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! Snow White: CINDY! NO! Cinderella: Don’t be afraid, Snow. We can still be friends. And now you will never be afraid of anything. EVER AGAIN! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Snow White: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CRUNCH! Crypt Keeper: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Heh heh heh heh heh haaaaaaaaa. Referee: Um, Winner: Crypt Keeper! Al Rossi: Well, I didn’t predict this match would end in Disney Princess vampires, but that’s the way it goes. Andel Sanap: Mercy! Report to the Crypt Keeper mansion! And you better bring the Winchester brothers with you! Al Rossi: Match 198 is in the books! But Sandiego vs Peel is still going on! Stay tuned to see how match 199 ends as we make our way to number 200, followed by Battlesphere 3! Crypt Keeper: So, ladies, would like something to drink after that ‘tale’? I have some O negative in stock! Heh heh heh! Cinderella: I think I’d rather pay a visit to my stepmother and stepsisters. Care to join me for a bite, Snow? Snow White: Mmm. Sounds delicious! Prince Charming is going to be so surprised!

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*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Greetings, fight fans! Welcome back to the TCC’s festivities leading up to broadwaybeyonder’s 200th battle! Hello, I am Jedi Master Andel Sanap, may the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: And I’m Al Rossi. We’re aboard the cloaked USS Defiant above a secret Cobra installation. It will be the battleground for our two combatants: the master thief Carmen Sandiego and the master spy Emma Peel! Andel Sanap: Our combatants have been informed that this Cobra base is housing a laser weapon focused by five priceless rubies. Mrs. Peel has been sent here by the British government to destroy the laser and return the rubies to their rightful owners, while Miss Sandiego is here to take the rubies for herself. Al Rossi: Two ladies that have had their fair share of close calls!* *To see the battles that earned these 2 a spot in the 200th Battle celebration, click here! Match 18076 Emma Peel vs. Baroness - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 16395 Carmen Sandiego vs. Harley and Ivy - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles It should be a blast to these ladies in action, Andel! Let’s go to the viewscreen! We can see the room where the giant laser is being housed. And look! Someone is cutting a hole in the roof with a blowtorch! Andel Sanap: It’s the queen of VILE, Carmen. She lowers herself down on a cable and softly lands on the floor. She quickly hurries to the laser. Al Rossi: She starts working on the panel. Wait! She’s stopped! She hears someone coming into the room. She ducks behind a pillar! Andel Sanap: And enter Emma Peel disguised as Cobra technician. She checks the hallway and locks the door behind her. She sees the hole in the roof! Al Rossi: She knows something is up! She’s scanning the room. Carmen’s coming up behind her and… WHOA! Andel Sanap: By the Force! A perfect Judo throw from Mrs. Peel! Miss Sandiego quickly gets to her feet. Carmen Sandiego: Nice moves. I’ll bet Cobra didn’t teach you how to do that. Emma Peel: Self-taught, actually. You know we could save ourselves a lot of trouble if worked together to destroy that laser. Carmen Sandiego: Maybe. But where’s the fun in that? Al Rossi: Yikes! Spinning kick from Carmen sends Emma flying back into the laser! *Klaxon* Andel Sanap: I have a bad feeling about this! Baroness: Attention, all Cobra personnel! We have intruders! Secure the facility but do not enter the laser lab! Leave that to our secret weapons! Al Rossi: Uh, secret weapons? Andel Sanap: I believe they are the ones who are banging on the door! CRASH! Al Rossi: It’s… it’s… Minerva Mink?! Minerva Mink: Hello, girls! Lovely night, isn’t it?* *To see the battle that got Minerva a supporting role in this setup, click here! Match 15662 Katie Ka-Boom vs. Minerva Mink - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Emma Peel: Funny. I always thought Cobra preferred fangs to fur. Carmen Sandiego: What’s a Toon like you doing here working for Cobra? Minerva Mink: Meh. It’s a bit part, I know. But I had to do a lot of convincing of broadway to get me in this. Carmen Sandiego: Oh I’m sure you did. But we all know you aren’t a fighter even with your powers. Minerva Mink: But with my ‘powers’, a girl will never feel neglected. Boys? Al Rossi: Andel! Check who’s coming through the doorway? Is that…? Andel Sanap: The Biker Mice!* And the three of them look like they are in a daze! *To see the battle that got the Biker Mice a supporting role in this setup, click here! Match 16600 Biker Mice From Mars vs. Street Sharks - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Throttle: You called, Minerva? Minerva Mink: Sure did, fellas! Be a good gang of mice and smash those two okay? Vinnie: Ow! Haha! No problem, Minerva babe! Modo: Yeah, we can take ‘em! Throttle: You heard the lady, boys! Let’s ride! Al Rossi: Vinnie charges at Emma! Leg sweep and down goes the Biker Mouse. Modo comes in swinging but Emma manages to dodge his blows! Andel Sanap: Meanwhile Miss Sandiego races back to the laser and reaches in to pull out the rubies! She sees Throttle coming at her but slides through his legs! Al Rossi: She sprints past Emma Peel! The secret agent delivers a throw to Modo that sends him into a pillar! The two ladies race to the doorway at Minerva! The mink shrieks and drops to the ground, covering her face! Andel Sanap: Her vanity allows our combatants to leap over her and into the hallway! Baroness: (Over PA) Minerva, you fool! What were you thinking?! Minerva Mink: Well, I couldn’t let them hit me in the face! How will I get a movie deal if I’m black and blue! Baroness: (Over PA) Silence! You and your ‘mice’ will pursue the intruders! Attention, all Cobra personnel! The intruders have escaped! Shoot on sight! Emma Peel shall not escape me again, and neither will that cursed Carmen Sandiego! Referee: Umm, 3, 2, 1, commence combat? Al Rossi: It’s a little late for that, Bob. Referee: Aww. Andel Sanap: Two ladies of adventure, a base crawling with terrorists… Al Rossi: And a quartet of ticked off Toons! Hold on tight, folks! This one’s going down to the wire! OK: Both Carmen and Emma are at full strength and have various handheld gadgets to help them escape. Baroness has a platoon of Cobra soldiers plus Minerva Mink with the lovestruck Biker Mice. Whoever escapes the base, wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS! We are back with more TCC sanctioned competition, drawing ever closer to our 200th battle under the leadership of broadwaybeyonder! It’s Al Rossi… Andel Sanap: And Jedi Master Andel Sanap, may the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: Bringing you the call on all the action! But we’re not coming from TCC Arena! We are set up outside the mansion of that grisly horror host, the Crypt Keeper! Andel Sanap: Tonight, the TCC has declared that leading up to the 200th battle we will be witnessing 2 contests taking place simultaneously! The first is a race for survival featuring the Crypt Keeper and the fairest of them all Snow White. Al Rossi: Remember, the TCC have selected the combatants from the winners of broadwaybeyonder’s most well received and popular battles. Snow White was the victor of a test of wills with Cinderella in Disney World, while Crypt Keeper managed to defeat Gooey Gus in one of the ‘beyonder’s first bouts*. *To see how those matches went down, click here! Match 16928 Snow White vs. Cinderella - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 15700 The Crypt Keeper vs. Gooey Gus - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Andel Sanap: Snow White isn’t a stranger to TCC competition, however. She also took part in that race through Gotham and participated in the first Battlsphere. Well, briefly. Which is why I’m impressed with Snow White’s courage in facing off with the Crypt Keeper! Al Rossi: Umm… Andel Sanap: Al? She did agree to this contest? Didn’t she? Al Rossi: Oh yeah, sure she did. Um, she just might not have known who her opponent was. Or where the fight was. Andel Sanap: Allen! Al Rossi: Oh look! The monitors! Our cameras inside the Keeper’s house are showing us Snow White being beamed into the crypt! Let’s listen in! Snow White: Goodness! Where am I? Crypt Keeper: AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Snow White: EEEEEEEEEEE!! Crypt Keeper: Heh heh heh! Did I scare you? This’ll be easier than I thought! Snow White: Who… who are you? Crypt Keeper: Well, you’re the ‘fairest of them all’? Well, lady, meet the foulest of them all! I am the Crypt Keeper, and I’m your ‘stiff’ competition tonight! Snow White: Oh my! I’m supposed to… fight you? Crypt Keeper: Heh! Not necessarily, my pretty ‘ghoul’. All you have to do to win is to escape my creaking crypt. But if you can’t get out before the stroke of midnight, you lose and stay here with me forever! Heh heh heh! Snow White: Forever? In this gloomy place? Crypt Keeper: You got it! And just in case you need a little more motivation, I’ve got just the thing for you! Andel Sanap: Al, what’s he talking about? Al Rossi: He’s walking over to his table and picks up a remote. He turns on an old TV monitor. Hey! Folks, we’re getting footage of someone chained to a table, with an enormous blade on a pendulum swinging back and forth above them! Andel Sanap: Who is that woman? It looks like… BY THE FORCE! Snow White: Cindy! Crypt Keeper: Heh heh! That’s right! Cinderella is imprisoned somewhere in my house, as well. Can you find her, free her, and escape from my crypt? Al Rossi: Keeper! This wasn’t the way the contest was supposed to go! Crypt Keeper: Aw, let a ghoul have a good time! Snow White: I might be afraid, but I won’t let you hurt my friend! Cyrpt Keeper: So you accept the challenge? Snow White: …(sigh) Yes. I do. Crypt Keeper: Perfect! Now let’s get this monster bash started! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! *CLICK* Snow White: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Andel Sanap: A click of the Keeper’s remote and Snow White goes down a trapdoor! Al Rossi: She has 3 hours until midnight, folks! Can Snow White rescue Cinderella? Will she try to save herself? Will the Crypt Keeper have the last laugh? We’ll have to wait and see, because our next battle is about to start! Stay tuned! OK: Snow White has 3 hours to escape the Crypt Keeper’s house. She can choose to save Cinderella, but still wins if she escapes without her. Crypt Keeper can use any of the ‘street level’ creatures from his stories to scare and trap her (No magic users). Game On!

Correction! 36 hours left to submit your characters for Battlesphere 3! Deadline is 11:59 PM August 16th!

Less than 24 hours left to submit your characters for Battlesphere 3!

There is room for 2 more teams to enter Battlesphere 3, and anyone who has already entered is free to select a plus 1 to join them in the set up! 2 and a half days left to submit your characters! Submissions will not be accepted after 11:59 PM on August 16th!

BREAKING NEWS! Two of our participants have selected a plus 1 to join them for the Battlesphere! Our current standings: @Venom 2009 (with a plus 1) @JohnnyChany @SSJRuss @Pizza Guy @leroypowell3 (with a plus 1) @ThePhenomenalOne (with a plus 1) @RiotGear @IKA (with a plus 1) There is room for just 2 more teams of 3 to join Battlesphere 3! And a whole Database of characters that could be your plus 1 as you cheer your combatants to victory! And only TWO DAYS LEFT to submit your characters! Deadline is 11:59PM August 16th!

BREAKING NEWS! TWO MORE TEAMS HAVE JOINED THE BATTLESPHERE 3 ROSTER! @Venom 2009 (with a plus 1) @JohnnyChany @SSJRuss @Pizza Guy @leroypowell3 @ThePhenomenalOne (with a plus 1) @RiotGear @IKA Only 2 teams and 8 spots remain! And there is still time to select a plus 1 if you haven't chosen one yet. Only 4 days left to submit your characters!

AFTER AN ETERNITY, THE BOTTOM LINE Gorilla Monsoon: Uncle Sam with a right to Hogan, another sends him towards the corner! Jesse Ventura: But look at Hogan! Shaking his head, his arms! These people know what’s coming! Gorilla Monsoon: Another right by Sam! But the Hulkster’s right back up! Crowd: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! Gorilla Monsoon: Wagging the finger is Hogan, in the face of Uncle Sam! Jesse Ventura: Some American hero he is! Doing that to the symbol of our country! Gorilla Monsoon: I thought you said you didn’t believe he was… Jesse Ventura: Oh shut up and call the match, Gorilla! Gorilla Monsoon: Sam tries for another right hand but Hogan blocks it! Now a right from Hogan! Hogan is rallying to the cheers of the Hulkamaniacs! He’s forced Uncle Sam to the center of the ring! Whips him into the ropes! Jesse Ventura: Heads up, Unc! Gorilla Monsoon: Rebounds right into the big boot! The Hulkster has put away countless men with that maneuver! All that’s left is if the leg drop! He looks to the fans! He urges them to be louder! Jesse Ventura: Stop your showboating and pin ‘em already! Gorilla Monsoon: Hogan hits the ropes, he leaps up, and comes crashing down with the big leg! He covers! Ref counts 1! 2! NO! Jesse Ventura: Unbelievable, Gorilla! That’s what Hogan gets for playing to these fans! It gave Sam time to gather his strength and kick out! Gorilla Monsoon: The champion can’t believe it! Folks, this has been a true back and forth contest! Uncle Sam looked to be getting the upper hand, only for Hogan to Hulk up to try to score a pinfall. Jesse Ventura: But what’s Hogan gonna do now, Gorilla? If this Uncle Sam can take his biggest move, what can the champ do to put him down? Gorilla Monsoon: Hogan rushes to the ropes! Here he comes again with ANOTHER leg drop! He springs to his feet and looks to the crowd! Jesse Ventura: Holding up one finger? He’s wanting the fans to tell him to hit his move again? Gorilla Monsoon: That’s the plan, Jesse. One more leg drop should put Uncle Sam away! Again to the ropes! He jumps! NO! He rolled out of the way! Uncle Sam rolled out of the way and Hogan came crashing down on nothing! Jesse Ventura: No water in the pool, Gorilla! Now here comes Sam! Hooks up Hogan! Lifts him up! Gorilla Monsoon: Belly to back suplex! Hogan is reeling! Sam again takes a hold of the champ! Another suplex! The Madison Garden crowd is roaring! Crowd: USA! USA! USA! USA! Gorilla Monsoon; A quick flurry of rights and lefts to the champion! Uncle Sam grabs Hogan! Hogan’s trying to break free, but he can’t get loose! A kick to the gut by Sam! OH MY! He’s lifted Hogan up onto his shoulders! Jesse Ventura: I never thought I’d see anybody manhandle Hogan like this! I love it! Gorilla Monsoon: Hogan dazed as Uncle Sam marches around the ring with him in a fireman’s carry hold. To the middle of the ring! A salute from Sam! And SLAMS Hogan to the canvas! Jesse Ventura: Is it enough?! Gorilla Monsoon: Sam covers! Referee! 1! 2! 3! Jesse Ventura: WHOA! Howard Finkel: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, UNCLE SAM!!! Jesse Ventura: If this was for the title we’d have a new champ right now, Gorilla! Gorilla Monsoon: Indeed, Jess. The Garden has gone bananas as Sam has his hand raised. But now he walks over to Hogan. The champ is shaken. You can see he’s upset to have let down his Hulkamaniacs. Uncle Sam offers a hand. Jesse Ventura: Hogan won’t take it. He’s such a bad sport, his ego won’t let him admit that Sam was the better man tonight. Gorilla Monsoon: Oh what are you, nuts?! This is Hulk Hogan were talking abo… HEY! Wait a minute! Sheik and Volkoff! Jesse Ventura: Jumping Sam from behind while Freddie Blassie took care of the referee! Gorilla Monsoon: Do these clowns have any respect at all?! This man just went 20 minutes with the WWF Champion! Jesse Ventura: So what? Sheik and Volkoff have been disrespected every day of the year by these patriotic yokels! Time to show these Hulkamaniacs who the real big guns are around here! Gorilla Monsoon: Uncle Sam is being worked over in the corner by the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff! Now Freddie Blassie with that cane of his! Sheik and Volkoff each grab an arm of Uncle Sam! Jesse Ventura: Batter up, Freddie! Gorilla Monsoon: He swings back and HOGAN CAUGHT! He yanks the cane from Blassie’s grip! Now he grabs him by the hair and tosses him out of the ring! Jesse Ventura: Why can’t that red and yellow joker mind his own business?! Gorilla Monsoon: Uncle Sam breaks free of Blassie’s cronies. He bangs their skulls together! Sheik stumbles into the waiting fists of Hogan! Sam continues to work on Volkoff! Jesse Ventura: Hogan and Sam fighting side by side! Gorilla Monsoon: Double Irish whips into the ropes straight into stereo big boots! Sheik and Volkoff look like the 8th Calvary just ran over them! Sam and Hogan look at each other, then charge ahead! Jesse Ventura: Double clothesline and Sheik and Nikolai go over the rope and bye bye! Gorilla Monsoon: Much to the delight of the New York crowd! These two patriotic gladiators are standing tall in the ring! Again, Uncle Sam holds out his hand! In respect and friendship! Hogan looks to his Hulkamaniacs! They want him to do it! And yes! He does! Jesse Ventura: What a display of good sportsmanship! It makes me want to throw up! Gorilla Monsoon: Well, folks, were just about out of time! As Hogan and Sam mount the turnbuckles to celebrate with the crowd, we just want to say we hope you had a Happy 4th of July! For Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura, I’m Gorilla Monsoon saying good night from Madison Square Garden!

Let's see which characters from the land of Fantasy could compete in Battlesphere 3! REMEMBER: These are not all the characters available, just a handful of Fantasy characters that have 3 wins, no more than 20 fights, and what I believe are not overpowered. Autolycus Anthony Gallen Boromir Connor Macleod David Dunn Elizabeth Swann Gollum Jadis (The White Witch) King Arthur Legolas Greenleaf Mathayus, The Scorpion King Roland the Gunslinger Severus Snape Westley (Princess Bride) Dread Pirate Roberts

BREAKING NEWS: @ThePhenomenalOne5 has selected their plus 1! If you want any character in the Database at your side in the booth to watch Battlesphere 3, just send me a message. No limits on records, power level, or involvement in the match. You want a character with a 0-10 record? Great! You want a character who wields the Power Cosmic? Sure! You want a character to fight for you AND be your plus 1? Why not? Remember you have until the 16th to submit your plus 1 and your potential characters!

We have a new entrant for Battlesphere 3! Here are the teams now: @Venom 2009 (With a plus one) @JohnnyChany @SSJRuss @Pizza Guy @leroypowell3 @ThePhenomenalOne5 18 of the 30 spots in the Battlesphere have been filled. I have room for 4 more teams. Remember, you have until August 16th to choose your 5 potential characters and message them to me. With only 6 days to go, if you want in the Battlesphere with your favorite character submit your team today!

One Week remains to submit your team for Battlesphere 3! 5 teams have already been approved. 5 more team slots are available in this over-the-top rope battle royal! Which member of the CBUB will be victorious, and which character will rule the Battlesphere? Message me your 5 potential characters to enter!

Here are some creatures of the night from Horror who may be chosen for your Battlesphere 3 team! REMEMBER: these are not the only characters available, only some that have at least 3 wins and no more than 20 matches with a win or a loss. Alice (Resident Evil) Blacula Candyman Cherry Darling Dean Winchester Faith the Vampire Slayer The Headless Horseman Jared Nomak Lestat de Lioncourt Michael Corvin Patrick Bateman Rosaleen (The Company of Wolves) Selene (Underworld) The Toxic Avenger