Who could you beat?

[Bergy_Berg]

This is a fairly simple concept. Pick the highest level fictional character that you believe you can beat at what they do best (or at lest very well)

Examples would be Lex Luthor in a match of intelligence, captain america in a fight, or flash in a race.

Feel free to set a scenario that benefits you, but not one like wearing a kryptonite suit and wrestling Superman.

[Guest Dinsdale Piranha]

Me vs. Tony Stark at failing to impress women.

[treacherous]

Give me J. Jonah Jameson's job and I could out-fire Peter Parker anyday.  YOUR FIRED!  YOU @$$HOLE!!  GET OUT OF MY OFFICE AND CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU!  PUNK KIDS WITH YOUR WU-TANG!!

[Guest .Big Game James.]

Me vs. alfred. Bruce's butler. I would serve up some bomb chicken and noodles. And def suit up on occasion to help Bruce.

[Guest Hayesmeister5651]

Me vs Spiderman, Batman, Superman, or Goku.  Competition of having more living relatives.

[Guest Shoggoth breeder]

Mr Burns at randomly firing people.

[leroypowell3]

I could do a crazier laugh than Joker.

[Guest tomisntblue]

Catwoman at house sitting. Bonus points if it involves dog sitting.

 

Batman at parenting. 

[Bergy_Berg]

Me vs Spiderman, Batman, Superman, or Goku. Competition of having more living relatives.

It's supposed to be things the character is good at. Those guys suck at having living relatives.