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What If?


videogameman

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Yesterday, I listened to the deepest, most thought provoking song. As I pondered the answers, I thought I must share these questions to the Ferret. Answer in the comments.

 

What if the world was made of glazed donuts?

 

 

What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?

 

What if you peed out of your nose?

 

What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii?

 

What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with?

 

What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts, making all the donut people pissed?

 

What if your face was made of bumblebees?

 

What if your dad was made of rainbows?

 

What if your pool was filled with applesauce?

 

What if a hot dog was your tongue?

 

What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three meat jambalaya?

 

What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there would be no escape?

 

 

What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs?

 

Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?

 

What if your butt was on your chest?

 

What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?

 

Whole song here: We Ran Out of CD Space by Psychostick

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1. What if the world was made of glazed donuts?World hunger would end. Humanity would get a hundred years of prosperity before people realized that eating the planet you're on is not a good idea. Laws to prevent this are set, but without raw materials to build weapons, these laws are ignored. WWIII breaks out but quickly ends due to lack of resources. Plants die, and our whole planet soon follows. Humanity ends up dead rather quickly with absolutely no trace of us being here. 2. What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?Thumb wrestling would be pretty awesome. Thumbs up would have a different meaning, and people would say Dinosaus roared like thumbs instead of the other way around. 3. What if you peed out of your nose?Bathrooms would change. Humanity would soon die in their sleep (how would we breathe?)4. What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii?Only one person? That person would be mocked and ridiculed.Everyone? Then nothing really changes. 5. What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with?No change. Heck, it might've already happened. 6. What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts, making all the donut people pissed?Why would there be donut people on a donut world? Are we made of Earth? Besides, the donut people wouldn't have a world to live on, so they'd allbe dead. No change.7. What if your face was made of bumblebees?Same as previous question. If everyone's the same, you can't pick fun of them.8. What if your dad was made of rainbows?Then I'd be a rainbow too. 9. What if your pool was filled with applesauce?It'd just be a giant applesauce dip. Also, I don't have a pool. 10. What if a hot dog was your tongue?We'd all throw up once we found out what hot dogs are made from. On the bright side, biting your tongue wouldn't hurt as bad. 11. What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three meat jambalaya?I'd pull all that stuff out carefully, then go buy a new mouth. 12. What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there would be no escape?I don't hate anyone.Note: Checkmate VGM, checkmate.Note: Note: That spaceship would never work.13. What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs?You'd be attacked by PETA. Neuter your pets people.14. Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?To their anti-hiurricane caves.15. What if your butt was on your chest?Then we'd wear pants instead of shirts. Also, everyone would look like women. 16. What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?Rock Stars would end world hunger.

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