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Today the slow news death-lock has been broken! In this post we talk Iron Man 2, and I present hot off the press news. So click that button!

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Are those enough lines?

Heck, I don't know. I really should check. Maybe tomorrow. 

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*whistles*

Uh?

Oh yeah, the blog. 

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Today's Topic: Iron Man 2

Alright, as always, I'm here to inform you of what's hip and new. These days, comic book movies are all the rage, second only to the recent Vampire Craze.

Darn you...

Anyways, last year Iron Man dominated the blockbuster summer season (with one exception...)

Darn you too...

Iron Man was basically a reboot of Iron Man's Origin, based off the popular character, Iron Man. Some noticeable differences are the lack of Communists, and the rise of Middle Eastern looking baddies.

Also, the Main Villain was a power hungry CEO.

This is just a coincidence, and not at all a reflection of our economic woes... right?

Anyways, next year, on May 7, after everyone has calmed down from their Cinco de Mayo parties...

Those things are wild...

... Iron Man 2 comes out. It's the Big Budget, Star-studded, Twilight-Killer the world needs...

And now, for the moment you've been waiting for...

The new Movie poster! Starring War Machine! ... And Iron Man...

Wow. I just can't wait for this movie. Which armor's cooler? Team Iron Man or Team War Machine?!

AAARRGGG!! 

... I can't choose.

Anyways, that's it for today. This is Marvel Man, signing off. 

Excelsior!