Match 5443 Ashley J. Williams and Shaun vs. Pinhead

[Guest callisto]

After the events of Army of Darkness, Ash feels like it's time to go back to the cabin in the woods. After all, the Deadites have been defeated once and for all, so nothing bad can happen now, right?

 

As he pulls up his Oldsmobile in front of the cabin and enters, he finds two other people inside.

 

"You must be the owner of this cabin. I'm Shaun, and this is my fiancee, Liz. We just moved here from England, and we're here to have a little holiday. Move away from the madness and the chaos of the big city, so to speak."

 

"Hi, Shaun. I'm Ash, and I'm also here looking for some peace and quiet. You seem like a nice guy, unlike the assholes who previously visited this cabin. I think we are gonna get along nicely."

 

As Ash unpacks his things and goes to get a beer from the fridge, Shaun and Liz find a strange-looking cube.

 

"What do you think this is, Shaun?" says Liz

 

"Oh, I know what this is. It's a Rubik's Cube. I used to own one of these when I was a little kid. They may seem hard, but they are actually pretty easy to solve." says Shaun

 

Shaun starts fidgeting around with the cube, until he eventually solves the puzzle.

 

At that moment, Ash enters the room.

 

"No! Don't touch that!" says Ash

 

But, alas, it's too late.

 

The room starts to fill with mist and smoke, the smell of rotting flesh is everywhere, and chains begin forming from the walls.

 

"Greeting, my children. You have released us. Time to play. There is so much to show you..." says Pinhead

 

As more Cenobites materialize from the shadows, a song starts playing in the background, a song that's all too familiar to Shaun...

 

"Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time

I feel alive and the world it's turning inside out, yeah!

I'm floating around in ecstasy

So don't stop me now, don't stop me!

'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time!

 

I'm a shooting star leaping through the skies!

Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity!

I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva!

I'm gonna go go go!

There's no stopping me!

 

I'm burning through the skies, yeah!

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!

I'm trav'ling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic man of you!

 

Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time!

I'm having a ball, don't stop me now

If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call!

Don't stop me now! ('Cause I'm having a good time!)

Don't stop me now! (Yes I'm having a good time!)

I don't want to stop at all!

 

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars

On a collision course!

I am a satellite, I'm out of control!

I am a sex machine ready to reload!

Like an atom bomb about to

Oh oh oh oh oh, explode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm burning through the skies, yeah!

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!

I'm trav'ling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you!

 

Don't stop me, don't stop me, don't stop me!

Hey hey hey!

Don't stop me, don't stop me!

Ooh ooh ooh (I like it!)

Don't stop me! Have a good time, good time!

Don't stop me, don't stop me!

Ooh ooh Alright!

I'm burning through the skies, yeah!

Two hundred degrees

That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!

I'm trav'ling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic woman of you!

 

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time

I'm having a ball, don't stop me now!

If you wanna have a good time

Just give me a call!

Don't stop me now! ('Cause I'm having a good time!)

Don't stop me now! (Yes, I'm having a good time!)

I don't wanna stop at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

La la la la laaaa

La la la la

La la laa laa laa laaa

La la laa la la la la la laaa hey!!...."

 

"What's with the Queen song?" says Ash

 

Shaun shrugs and says "It follows me wherever I go."

 

"Anyway, it looks like we have to take care of this. Are you ready?" says Ash as he grabs his weapons

 

Shaun turns to Liz and says "Go upstairs, Liz. It's time for us to take out the trash!" as he also grabs his weapons.

 

So, it's

 

-Ash (with his double-barreled shotgun and his chainsaw)

 

and

 

-Shaun (with a Winchester rifle, a baseball bat and a crowbar)

 

VS

 

-Pinhead, Butterball, Chatterer and Angelique

 

 

Who wins this?

[Guest Superheroguy]

Awesome setup! A+ from me and I choose the dog of hell and his cenobites

[Guest Superheroguy]

Ur a good scenario starter u should write one for Wolverine vs. Lobo