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*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* *THIS IS BATTLE WAS PRE-RECORDED IN THE BUNKER DURING THE REIGN OF THE 9.* Al Rossi: HelloOoOoOoOo, fight fans! It’s Al and Andel, back in the Bunker to bring you some 9-less action! Andel Sanap: And certainly a curious one, Al. I’m sure the fans are wondering what kind of conflict they will be witnessing given the combatants featured. Al Rossi: No kidding! It’s an athletic battle between the friendly faces of our childhoods: The characters of Sesame Street and the Hundred Acre Woods! Now, some of you bloodthirsty viewers might be a little disappointed that we aren’t going to be getting an all-out brawl today. But considering the temperaments of all of our ‘combatants’, we’ve set up a contest that should prove be very interesting. Welcome to Bunker Baseball! Andel Sanap: I have heard you describing this game for some time. I didn’t expect my first exposure to it would be provided by teams of stuffed animals and friendly monsters. Al Rossi: But they are all at least familiar with the rules of the game. Officially this will be the Hundred Acre Woods Hunny Pots vs the Sesame Street All Stars, in front a crowd of excited fans in our baseball field set up on our asteroid home away from TCC Arena. Already we can see our teams milling about the field and stretching out. How would you like to run through the batting order for the Sesame Street crew, Andel? Andel Sanap: Well, if you insist. The ‘leadoff hitter’ will be Cookie Monster, who will also be playing 2nd base. Next will be Telly Monster at right field and Zoe at shortstop. Grover will be at cleanup and at center, followed by Big Bird at 1st and Oscar the Grouch who will be catcher. 7th is Elmo at 3rd base, 8th is Ernie at left, and finally Bert at pitcher. The manager will be the beloved Bob Johnson. Al Rossi: Nicely done, Andel! Now let’s go through the Hundred Acre Woods team. Tigger, despite being the pitcher, has also volunteered to hit leadoff. 2nd base-bear, Winnie the Pooh will hit second, then left fielder Rabbit, then 1st base-bird Owl to cleanup. Center fielder Kanga will bat next, followed by 3rd base-gopher… uh Gopher, right fielder Roo, catcher Eeyore, and bringing up the rear will be the shortstop Piglet. And of course, their friend Christopher Robin will be managing from the dugout. Andel Sanap: 9 innings of baseball with our own officials calling the balls and strikes. Umm, Al? What’s Chloe doing on the field? Al Rossi: Huh? We aren’t going to be doing any interviews before the game! Chloe Bourgeois: Helloooo, everyone! Despite being from France, I’ve managed to learn all about your cute little American game of… uh baseball. And I know that the way you start these things is to sing the national anthem! And who better to sing it than… me! Al Rossi: Oh boy. Andel Sanap: I’ve got a bad feeling about this. Chloe Bourgeois: So stand up! Put your hands on your hearts, and listen to the best rendition of the national anthem you’ve ever heard! Ahem. Ohhhh, say can you SeEeEeEeE! By the twilight’s last GLEEEEEEEAMING! Al Rossi: Well, I haven’t heard the national anthem sung quite that way before. Andel Sanap: Here comes the official! I believe he is throwing Miss Bourgeois out of the game! Al Rossi: As Chloe storms off, I think we can gloss over the anthem. The Hunny Pots take the field on defense as Cookie Monster steps up to the bat. Eeyore stands behind him with a catcher’s mitt in his mouth. Tigger warms up on the mound. Tigger: Okay, buddy boy! Hope you’re ready for my knuckle-under-sideways-overhead-curveball! With a half a twist of lemonade! Cookie Monster: Me no want lemonade! Me want home run! And cookies! Rabbit: Tigger! You’re not supposed to tell the batter what you’re pitching! Big Bird: Good luck, Cookie Monster! You can do it! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Play ball! OK: Sesame Street All Stars: Bert, Oscar the Grouch, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Zoe, Elmo, Telly Monster, Grover, and Ernie. Hundred Acre Woods Hunny Pots: Tigger, Eeyore, Owl, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Gopher, Roo, Kanga, and Rabbit. 9 innings of baseball, extra innings if necessary. Rules loosely enforced given the players involved. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Helloooo, fight fans! Welcome back to the TCC Arena! Alongside Jedi Master Andel Sanap, I’m Al Rossi, here to bring you more TCC sanctioned action. Last time, we witnessed a friendly but competitive bout between Ruby Rose and Ladybug, which was almost derailed due to outside interference. But tonight, I think it’s safe to say, Andel, that this fight is going to be by no means friendly. Andel Sanap: You would be correct, Al. For tonight the fans here at TCC Arena will be witnessing the debut of one of the most demented and deranged minds that the WWE has ever produced. We will bear witness to the hardcore chaos of Mankind. And the officials of the Transdimensional Combat Commission have extended Mankind the privilege of naming his own opponent for one of the most brutal of pro wrestling stipulations, a Texas Death Match. Al Rossi: For those of you not familiar, a Texas Death Match is variation of ‘last man standing’ matches. The opponents will be allowed to battle anywhere in the arena, on or off the battle terrain, in an attempt to get a pinfall or a submission. If a combatant is pinned or made to submit, the referee will then start a ten count. If the combatant gets to his feet before the ref reaches 10, the match will continue. But if the combatant doesn’t answer the ten count, then his opponent will be declared the winner. Andel Sanap: And there will be no count outs or disqualifications. Naturally, the protective screen will not be activated to allow our combatants full reign of the arena. But the most bizarre thing about this contest is who Mankind has chosen for an opponent: Prince Adam, better known to his fans as Beast! Al Rossi: And, Andel, no one seems to have a clue what could possibly have driven Mankind to making this challenge. However, earlier today Philippa Forrester did catch up with Beast and his wife Belle to get his thoughts. Let’s take a look. Philippa Forrester: I’m here backstage at TCC Arena alongside Princess Belle and the Beast. Now, Beast, you have been in combat before, but never against someone as unpredictable as Mankind. What is your advantage as you go into a match with a stipulation that he is very familiar with? Beast: Philippa, I have learned a little about this Mankind. I know he thinks of himself as a monster, a force of violence. But, Mankind, I am capable of being just as monstrous as you. I don’t need barbed wire to tear your flesh, I can do that with my claws. I don’t need to strike you with a club, I can beat you senseless with my bare hands! I will be victorious in this battle, Mankind, and dedicate my victory to Belle. All I ask of you, Belle, is to go to our private box for the battle. It will be much too dangerous. Belle: But, Adam! I don’t want to leave you alone. With that madman! Please, let me walk you to the battle terrain at least. I want to be there for you. Beast: Hmph. Very well, Belle. But you must go to the box and stay there when it begins. Belle: I will, my dear. Just remember, no matter how bad things may get in this fight, you and I will always have our love. Remember that, and fight for it. Philippa Forrester: I’ll leave you two alone. Thank you for your time. Back to you in the booth! Andel Sanap: Beast is certainly determined, and is not looking to back down from this challenge, Al. Al Rossi: Well, determination might only get him so far, Andel. But either way, it’s time for the match to start. The battle terrain has already been formatted as a regulation, pro-wrestling ring. But given the falls count anywhere nature of this match, nobody should expect the action to stay inside the ropes. Andel Sanap: Let’s go down to Miss Forrester for the introductions. Philippa Forrester: Welcome, everyone, to TCC Arena! The following fight is a singles match, and will be contested under Texas Death Match Rules. Combatants must attempt to pin or submit their opponent. The referee will then start the ten count. Whoever successfully pins or submits their opponent, and renders them unable to stand up by the count of 10, wins the match. Introducing first, weighing in at 287 pounds, hailing from the boiler room, Mankind! Al Rossi: Cheers from the WWE fans in attendance as Mankind lurches his way to ring, and…Wait a minute! He’s grabbing the microphone from Philippa! Andel Sanap: Perhaps we can finally have an explanation for Mankind’s challenge. Mankind: First of all, I would like to thank all of Mankind’s fans, for petitioning to get him licensed as a TCC fighter. For the longest time, unless your name was Hogan or Undertaker, pro-wrestlers weren’t all that welcome around here. But now I am, I’m grateful that the TCC officials have allowed Mankind to choose my opponent for my debut match. Now, a lot of you are probably wondering, “Why Beast? Why would Mankind want to go one on one with the star of one of the greatest fairy tales ever?” Well, truth is, Beast, I loved that story! I had the VHS of your movie and I watched it over and over. The story of a monster who found redemption and acceptance through the love of a beautiful French girl. And even though people told me it was just a story, it still got me to thinking. Thinking that maybe there was hope for me to find my happy ending, just like you did, Beast. So I went out and I grabbed a cute, French girl off the street, locked her in the boiler room, and told her that in time she would learn to love me. But it didn’t quite work out like I thought it would. She didn’t fall in love with me. She didn’t start singing. She didn’t put on the dress I found at the Salvation Army store and dance with me. She just slapped my face, kicked me in the family jewels, ran out into the night and I haven’t seen her since! So, Beast, you and I do have some business to settle. And I hope you are ready for a fight! Because I don’t want the Beast that puts on a blue monkey suit and dances in a ballroom. I don’t want the Beast that feeds birds and gets in cutesy snowball fights. And I damn sure don’t want some Fabio-looking, French goofball in a ponytail! I want the Beast who’s rage and despair and hate go so well with my own! Because Mankind knows he has only one chance for a first impression, and Mankind wants to show all of the fans at TCC Arena what’s he’s made of. To show that no one fights like Mankind. Douses lights like Mankind! In a wrestling match nobody SLAMS YOU THROUGH A BURNING TABLE INTO THUMBTACKS LIKE MANKIND! And the dozens and dozens will be celebrating! Saying, “My what a guy, that Mankind!” Have a nice day! Al Rossi: Lots of cheers from the Mankind cheering section, but more than a few boos from everywhere else in TCC Arena. Philippa has finally gotten the mic back and hopefully can now continue the introductions as Mankind waits in the ring. Philippa Forrester: And his opponent, from France, being accompanied to the battle terrain by Princess Belle, Beast! Andel Sanap: Beast walking onto the battle terrain in his breeches and cape, arm in arm with Princess Belle in her blue dress. The arena is no place for ball gowns. Al Rossi: That’s for sure, Andel. Beast takes Belle in his arms. Belle’s looking like she is giving some last words of encouragement. Maybe a kiss for good luck before he…Look out! Mankind is rolling out of the ring and charging straight toward Beast! Andel Sanap: His back is turned! He doesn’t see him! Double axe handle strike to the back of Beast! He collides into Belle and both go down! Al Rossi: The referees are rushing onto the battle terrain! They’re desperately trying to get Mankind off Beast! He’s raining down punches as Beast desperately covers Belle! This fight hasn’t even officially started yet! Andel Sanap: Finally the referees have gotten a hold of Mankind. There’s four officials down there trying to get Mankind to calm down, but he has gone berserk! He’s shrieking and trying to break free! Al Rossi: Oh no. Beast is getting up, trying to check on Belle. It’s hard to tell from up here. I don’t know if she’s unconscious or just had the wind knocked out of her from having Beast fall on top of her like that. But Beast looks furious. He spins around and here he comes charging toward Mankind! Spear! He speared him out of the grip of the referees and drove him to the battle terrain floor! Andel Sanap: Al! The head referee is signaling the timekeeper! He is ordering them to start the clock! The match is on! Al Rossi: Both combatants trading blows! Mankind is already bleeding from a strike of Beast’s claws, but he clotheslines him over the barricade into the crowd! Somebody get the medics to check on Princess Belle! Stay tuned! We’ll be right back! OK: Beast: Original Disney Animated version. With Belle hurt, he is in a rage and will not stop until Mankind is beat or he is. Mankind: WWF Attitude Era. They can fight all over TCC Arena (roughly the size of a football stadium). They can use any traditional, pro-wrestling, street fight weapons (tables, ladders, chairs, bats wrapped in barbed wire etc.) Whoever pins/submits their opponent and leaves them unable to stand by the count of 10, wins. Game On!

Battlesphere 2 Part 6 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Kylo Ren Michael Jordan (Strength/skill) Chucky Kitana (Powers/weapons) Bride of Frankenstein Miss America (Powers) Bella Swan Miss America (Powers) Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Xena None Sweet None Moonwalker None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: The King of Pop has arrived! In what many would say is his most powerful form! Andel Sanap: The Moonwalker points at Sweet, who walks through the mass of dancing combatants. He’s got his eyes set on Sweet! Al Rossi: And the music demon is looking more than happy to oblige! Hits a jazz hand pose and flames shoot from his fingertips! Moonwalker spins out of the way! Andel Sanap: And there isn’t much room left in the ring, Al! All of the other combatants are fully under Sweet’s spell as they dance and fight with each other! Al Rossi: Except for Bella and the Bride! Look! The Battlesphere has finished copying Miss America’s powers onto to them! They are both in red, white, and blue variations of their outfits and are floating above the ring, taking in the chaos below them! Andel Sanap: Moonwalker grabs a hold of Sweet and tosses him to the center of the ring. He pushes past Kylo Ren as he tangos with Chucky! Al Rossi: Okay, this is definitely looking nuttier than the last Battlesphere! What next entering at 18?! Crowd: 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal! Andel Sanap: When you said ‘nuttier’, Al, did you mean to say ‘toonier’? Al Rossi: The flippered face of the WB, Michigan J.! Looking dapper as always as he is beamed on top of Sweet’s head! The demon goes to grab him, but Michigan leaps off, and OH! Yuck! Andel Sanap: Michigan has just used his tongue to deliver a strike to the face of Moonwalker! Al Rossi: Moonwalker looks more annoyed than hurt. But these three new combatants are now the center of the action in the Battlesphere! There’s gonna be blood on the dance floor! OK: Sweet, Moonwalker, and Michigan J. Frog are all at full strength. Also currently in the ring: Chloe Boureois (John Wick and John Spartan’s abilities and weapons), Kylo Ren (Jordan’s abilities), Chucky (Kitana’s powers, skills, weapons), Bride of Frankenstein (Miss America’s powers), Bella Swan (Miss America’s powers), Carmen Sandiego, Gooey Gus, Lola Bunny, Phantom Lady, and Xena. The combatant with the most votes gets the powers/abilities/weapons of the combatant with the least votes. Ties for most votes means the two combatants share the bonus powers. Ties for least votes means both combatants are eliminated, and all their powers go to the winner. A combatant who finishes 2nd in the voting takes damage, but stays in the Battlesphere. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!

Battlesphere 2 Part 5 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Kylo Ren None Chucky None Michael Jordan None Kitana None Bride of Frankenstein None Miss America None Bella Swan None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Kitana delivers a quick series of kicks to Kylo! The Knight of Ren is falling back from the furious assault! Andel Sanap: He extends his hand towards Chucky, who’s been backed into a corner by Jordan. Chucky is being lifted into the air! He delivers a slash with his knife to the face of Jordan as he is pulled cackling wildly towards Katana! Al Rossi: Her back’s turned! She doesn’t see him coming! He hits his target! He’s stabbing wildly at Kitana while perched on her back! Andel Sanap: Jordan is staggering towards Kitana! He isn’t finished with ChuckyBY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: The lightsaber may be red, but Kylo clearly is no Bulls fan! Crowd: 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: ALALALALALALALALALA! Al Rossi: Make way for the warrior princess! Andel Sanap: Xena beams in and quickly pulls Miss Bunny off of Miss Sandiego! She tosses her across the ring into Miss Bourgeois who was attempting to get a bead on Phantom Lady! Al Rossi: And as much as Chicago might not want to hear this, Kylo is using the Force to pull MJ off his lightsaber! With a wave of his hand the basketball GOAT flies over the ropes out of this battle royale. Andel Sanap: Speaking of flying, Miss America’s attempt to fly above the ring has been halted by the firm grips of Miss Swan and the Bride! They drag her back to ground and Bella bares her fangs! Al Rossi: Owch! I can’t believe our first Battlesphere winner is getting manhandled like this! And Kitana isn’t doing much better as Chucky has been carving her up like a turkey! She’s hanging limp and bloodied on the ropes! Chucky takes a hold of her legs and heaves! Andel Sanap: And the empress of Outworld is the next combatant eliminated! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Once more, with feeling! Al Rossi: And a new face enters the fray! The musical demon Sweet! Andel Sanap: And he has teleported into the middle of an intriguing face-off: Xena has rallied Miss Sandiego and Phantom Lady, and they are nose to nose with Miss Bourgeois, Miss Bunny, and Gooey Gus! Al Rossi: Kylo is busy getting Jordan’s abilities, but who knows how useful basketball skills will help in this situation. Chucky is growing bigger and is now sporting Kitana’s fans, and look! Bella and the Bride have laid waste to Miss America! Not like this! Andel Sanap: They lift up the battered Golden Age heroine above their heads and toss her over the top rope! An unfortunate result. No repeat victory for Miss America! Al Rossi: So it looks like we’ve got a brawl about to go down and… wait. Why are all the combatants snapping their fingers and doing jazz squares? Andel Sanap: It’s Sweet! He’s turned this battle royal into a dance battle! Al Rossi: Xena pirouettes and tosses her chakram! Lola ducks into the splits and Chloe delivers a high kick to Phantom Lady! GOOEY GUS IS MOONWALKING?! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: OW! OK: Carmen, Phantom, Gus, and Lola have all taken damage. Xena is at full strength. Chloe has John Wick and John Spartan’s abilities as well as her own. All of them are also under Sweet’s spell. Also currently in the ring: Kylo Ren (Jordan’s abilities), Chucky (Kitana’s powers, skills, weapons), Bride of Frankenstein (Miss America’s powers), Bella Swan (Miss America’s powers), and Sweet. The team that gets the most votes gets the losers powers, skills, and equipment. If the score is tied, all six advance. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!

Battlesphere 2 Part 4 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Chloe Bourgeois John Spartan (Strength/skill/pistol) John Wick (Strength/skill/pistol) Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Kylo Ren None Chucky None Michael Jordan None Kitana None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Michael Jordan is in hot pursuit of Chucky and Kylo Ren lunges for Kitana! Kitana teleports out of the way and Kylo’s lightsaber clashes against the ring ropes! Good thing those were reinforced or he’d brought the whole ring down! Andel Sanap: Kitana teleports behind Ren and catches him the back with her fans! Ren howls in rage and stabs with the lightsaber, but Kitana takes to the air to avoid him again. Kitana’s strategy might serve to keep Ren off balance, and allow her an opening to take advantage of his rage. Al Rossi: Meanwhile, we’ve got Chloe aiming her newly acquired pistol at Carmen as she struggles with Lola! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Al Rossi: Another newcome to the ‘sphere! Here comes the Bride! Chloe Bourgeois: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Al Rossi: And there goes Chloe! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois is certainly having a difficult time some of the more monstrous combatants. Al Rossi: She’s running back to the corner but check the Bride! She’s checking out Gooey Gus as he delivers a clubbing blow to the head of Phantom Lady! Andel Sanap: She slowly moves towards Gus, her arms extended! The Slime Monster looks bewildered at a fellow creature of the night! Al Rossi: But Phantom Lady takes advantage of it! Another hit from the black light projector and Gus is staggered! Andel Sanap: With a hiss the Bride advances on Phantom Lady! She tries to fire the projector but the Bride knocks it aside! Al Rossi: Look at the strength! She hoists up the Golden Age heroine in the air with one hand! She tosses over the ropes! Phantom Lady just barely holding on to the bottom rope! Andel Sanap: The Bride moves to the ropes! Phantom Lady is at risk of elimination! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: God Bless America! Al Rossi: The winner returns! In comes Miss America! The winner of the first Battlesphere Battle Royal is here! She flies into the Bride and sends her into the turnbuckles! Andel Sanap: The crowd is cheering wildly as Miss America helps Phantom Lady back into the ring. Al Rossi: Not the brightest of moves, Andel. Miss America has said she wants to be a two-time Battlesphere winner. She isn’t going to get that way saving her competition! Andel Sanap: But there is something to be said about good sportsmanship, Al. And the bond these two World War II heroines have with each other. Al Rossi: But here comes the Bride again! Miss America pushes Phantom Lady back and catches the Bride by the wrists! Phantom Lady goes to pick up and repair her projector! Andel Sanap: The Bride seems to be able match Miss America strength for strength! Miss America takes to the air, but the Bride delivers a gouge to the eyes that brings her back to the canvas! Crowd: 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: I’ve never given much thought to how I’d die. Al Rossi: Oh boy. Andel Sanap: The vampire’s wife! Bella Swan is number 14. And she looks around the ring and see’s the Bride struggling with Miss America! She runs towards them and BY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: A cheap shot to the back of the head! Don’t know whether this is a case of a vampire helping a fellow monster or Bella seeing a chance to take out the odds-on favorite. We’ll have to see how it works out for her! OK: Miss America vs The Bride and Bella Swan (Vampire) Also currently in the ring: Carmen Sandiego, Gooey Gus, Lola Bunny, Phantom Lady, Kylo Ren, Chucky, Michael Jordan, Kitana, Chloe Bourgeois (Wick/Spartan skills and weapons). The team that gets the most votes gets the losers powers, skills, and equipment. If the score is tied, all three advance. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!

Battlesphere 2 Part 3 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None Chloe Bourgeois None John Spartan None John Wick None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Wick and Spartan are trading gunfire! All the other combatants are dodging and looking for cover! Al Rossi: Except for Gus! He’s just standing there looking at bullets going into his chest! Wick’s out of ammo! Spartan is too, but he’s going straight at him! Andel Sanap: The Demolition Man has Wick by the throat! He swinging his pistol into Spartan’s head like a club! Al Rossi: They are both on the ropes! Wick’s still trying to fight out fo Spartan’s grip, but the future cop is too strong! And check the clock! It’s almost time for our 8th combatant! Crowd: 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ PA: Let the past die! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: You said it, partner! Kylo Ren has beamed into the Battlesphere! Spartan and Wick have stopped at the sight of the new combatant. I think they both know that this is going to be a tough customer! Andel Sanap: Spartan releases Wick! They are reloading their weapons and aiming them as they advance on Ren! Al Rossi: But not so fast! Kylo’s extending his hand! He’s using a Force choke on both of them! He activates his lightsaber and YOWCH! Andel Sanap: He’s cut off Wick’s arm! He uses the Force to lift up Spartan and hurls him into Wick! Both men are on the ropes and look! Look at Miss Bourgeois! Al Rossi: Chloe’s been watching from the corner! She runs over to the two battered combatants and grabs each by the leg and heaves! They’re over the rope! They tumble to the Battlesphere wall and are beamed out! Andel Sanap: With an assist from Kylo Ren, Miss Bourgeois has secured the first 2 eliminations of the night! Al Rossi: From the way she’s celebrating, Andel, you’d think she did all by herself! Crowd: 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: You are my buddy! Andel Sanap: But there is no rest for our combatants! Chucky has entered the fray! Al Rossi: And Kylo doesn’t look all that impressed with him! Phantom Lady jumps in with a kick to Kylo who sends her ducking from a swing of his lightsaber! Andel Sanap: Meanwhile, Miss Bunny and Miss Sandiego are returning to their struggle. Lola Bunny unleashes with a flurry of strikes! Al Rossi: Would those qualify as ‘rabbit punches’? Andel Sanap: … No. Al Rossi: Ahem. Uh, anyway, let’s check in on Chloe! Remember, folks, if you eliminate a combatant, the Battlesphere will give you their powers, abilities, and equipment! That glowing, white light is fading around Chloe and whoa! She certainly got an upgrade! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. She has grown in height and muscle mass, thanks to John Spartan. And she also now has access to both his and John Wick’s fighting skills. Her outfit has even been altered slightly, her black and yellow Queen Bee costume now featuring Spartan’s beret and Wick’s coat. Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: From North! Carolina! At guard! 6’6”! MICHAEL! JORDAN! Al Rossi: Are you kidding?! Andel Sanap: Well, Al, he was featured in a TCC match up. Al Rossi: Yeah! A basketball match up! This guy’s a basketball player, not a fighter! Andel Sanap: And perhaps Steve Kerr may agree with you. However, the Chicago Bull and the one many fans have dubbed ‘the GOAT’ has entered the Battlesphere! Al Rossi: Oh boy. This is gonna hurt! Here comes Chucky! He’s got a knife out and swings at Michael! Hey! Andel Sanap: Jordan dodged it! He seems more amused than afraid of Chucky! He picks up the possessed doll and holds it at arm’s length to avoid the blade! Chucky is slashing wildly but Michael is headed for the ropes! Al Rossi: But stops short! Oh no! Not Kylo again! He’s holding Michael in place! Chucky finally lands a blow with the knife! Mike yells in pain and drops Chucky! Andel Sanap: Ren is advancing on Jordan! He holds the lightsaber close to Jordan’s face! Al Rossi: Mike is trying not to show any fear, but Kylo and Chucky are just toying with him now! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: From this day on, may all our peoples fight together as one! Andel Sanap: The new ruler of Outworld has entered the fray and is ready for Kombat! Al Rossi: Here comes Kitana! She hurls her fans to drive back Chucky and Kylo! Kitana might not be a typical team player, but in a battle royal that is already getting pretty crowded, she might need help from another Earthrealmer! Even if he doesn’t come from her version of Earth! OK: Kitana (MK10) and Michael Jordan (In his prime) vs Kylo Ren (Force Awakens) and Chucky (2019 remake) Also currently in the ring: Carmen Sandiego, Gooey Gus, Lola Bunny, Phantom Lady, Chloe Bourgeois (Wick/Spartan skills and weapons). All have their normal powers, skills, and equipment. The pair of combatants who gets the most votes get the losers’ powers/abilities/equipment. If the score is tied, both pairs advance. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!

Battlesphere 2 Part 2 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Carmen Sandiego None Gooey Gus None Lola Bunny None Phantom Lady None *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Carmen Sandiego fights to her feet! She swings and misses a punch to Lola! Meanwhile, Gus is going ballistic trying to get Phantom Lady! Andel Sanap: The Golden Age heroine nimbly dodges the flailing Slime Monster. If she can just blind him long enough, she may be able to get him over the top rope and eliminate him! Al Rossi: Gus spats out some slime at the projector! Phantom Lady tosses it aside! She’ll need to wipe that stuff off if she wants to use her weapon again! If the slime touches human skin it’ll envelope it’ll envelope the victim and leave them helpless! Andel Sanap: Miss Bunny bends Miss Sandiego over the top rope, trying to force her over, but the thief if fighting back! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: You are ridiculous! Utterly RIDICULOUS! Al Rossi: Well, she swore she’d be the winner of the Battlesphere this year, and here she is! Queen Bee Chloe Bourgeois is beaming in! Andel Sanap: And instantly runs over to Miss Bunny! She’s trying to eliminate her and Miss Sandiego! Al Rossi: Lola scrambles and grabs the rope to steady herself and both her and Carmen come back into the ring. And neither one looks thrilled to see Chloe. Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois isn’t backing down, but Miss Sandiego and Phantom Lady remember how opportunistic she can be. Queen Bee is in the middle of the ring, looking from Miss Bunny, to Miss Sandiego, to Phantom Lady, to… Gooey Gus: SLIME ANYONE?! Chloe Bourgeois: AHHHHHH! Andel Sanap: To Gus. Al Rossi: Chloe runs to the corner as the other combatants return to their struggle! Chloe might be better off biding her time here. Her Venom attack gives her a great advantage in this match type. Andel Sanap: And a potential target to eliminate to gain that power for oneself. Crowd: 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Send a maniac to catch one! Andel Sanap: And here’s one of our new entrants! Al Rossi: All the way from San Angeles in the year 2032, it’s the Demolition Man John Spartan! He beams in and takes in the scene, pistol drawn! Andel Sanap: He does seem slightly baffled by the sights of the Battlesphere. Al Rossi: Well to be fair, Andel, you don’t see a Toon rabbit and a living pile of grape bubblegum fighting a thief and a World War II super hero every day. Andel Sanap: But here comes Miss Bourgeois! She swings her top at Spartan and clocks him in the head! She leaps in for a kick and, BY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: Spartan caught Chloe by the leg and slams her down to the canvas! Even he seems shocked by that, Andel. This guy battles hardened criminals not kid super heroes! Andel Sanap: He takes Miss Bourgeois by the arm but she easily tosses forward into the turnbuckles! You can see the rage start to build in his eyes! He won’t be taken off guard again! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Whoever comes, whoever it is, I’ll kill them. I’ll kill them all! Al Rossi: Oh yeah! Now we’re talking! The master assassin has entered the Battlesphere! Andel Sanap: And Spartan has spotted him! Wick aims his pistol and Spartan aims his! Al Rossi: Listen to this crowd! They want to see these two throw down right no…HEY! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois’ top wraps around the two men! Wick fires off a few shots, forcing her to run for cover! Al Rossi: With Chloe loosing her grip the cord falls, and Spartan turns to deliver a punch to the face of Wick! OK: Currently in the Ring: Carmen Sandiego, Gooey Gus, Lola Bunny, Phantom Lady. (Fighting each other) Chloe Bourgeois, John Spartan, John Wick. (Fighting each other) All have their normal powers, skills, and equipment. The combatant who gets the most votes advances and gets the losers’ powers/abilities/equipment. If two combatants tie the low score, both are eliminated and the winner gets both of their powers. If two combatants tie the high score, they both split the losers powers/abilities/equipment. If there is a three-way tie, they all advance. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!

Battlesphere 2 Part 1 *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Hellooooooooo, fight fans! It is nearly time for the return of the TCC’s most unpredictable match type! Yes, it’s the second ever Battlesphere Battle Royal! Along with Jedi Master Andel Sanap… Andel Sanap: May the Force be with you. Al Rossi: I’m Al Rossi here to bring you all of the action! And with no chance of the 8 showing up to spoil the party, Andel, this is gonna be a real barnburner! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. We have already revealed 13 of the 30 participants in this contest. First, the 6 ladies making their return to the Battlesphere: Medusa, Carmen Sandiego, Ladybug, Chloe Bourgeois, Phantom Lady, and the current Battlesphere winner Miss America. The TCC has also revealed the names of 7 newcomers: Lola Bunny, Kintara, Xena, Kylo Ren, Speedy Gonzales, Cain, and John Wick! Al Rossi: Which means there’s 17 more people that neither you or I know about, partner! The crowd has packed the TCC Arena, and the giant transparent sphere is hovering before us with the wrestling ring inside. Let’s send it down to Justin Roberts for the ground rules! Justin Roberts: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Battlesphere 2! 30 combatants will enter the sphere and attempt to toss their opponents over the top rope. If a combatant is thrown out and both feet touch the sphere’s interior, they are eliminated and will be instantly teleported from the Battlesphere. Their powers, abilities, and weapons will be given to the combatant who eliminated them. The match will begin with 2 combatants and a new combatant will teleport in every 90 seconds until all 30 have entered. The last combatant standing, wins the match and earns the right to choose one of their powers to use in TCC competition for one calendar year! And now, let’s bring in the combatant that drew number 1! P.A.: DO IT, ROCKAPELLA! YEAH! Al Rossi: Whoa! It’s Carmen! Justin Roberts: From an undisclosed location, she puts the ‘miss’ in misdemeanor… CARMEEEEN SANDIEEEEEGOOOO! Andel Sanap: Miss Sandiego has teleported into the Battlesphere and acknowledges the cheers of the crowd. Al Rossi: But see the look on her face, Andel! She knows that she had to start the first battle royal at number 2, now she’s stuck at the start again at number 1! Andel Sanap: She is not looking particularly happy. But she earned her second chance by lasting nearly a full hour in the Battlesphere. If anyone can go the distance, it’s Miss Sandiego. Justin Roberts: And now the combatant that drew number 2! P.A.: SLIME ANYONE?! Andel Sanap: Oh dear. Al Rossi: You were saying something about ‘going the distance’? Justin Roberts: From parts unknown! He is Gooey Gus, THE SLIIIIIIIME MONSTEEEEEEER! Al Rossi: You don’t suppose Gus will go easy on her? I mean they both worked for PBS, didn’t they? Andel Sanap: I believe you are mocking me. Al Rossi: Well, if Carmen is going to win this, first she needs to get past 6 feet of slime! The crowd is buzzing with anticipation! The referee signals! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Andel Sanap: Gus unleashes a torrent of purple goo at Miss Sandiego, but she quickly leaps out of the way! Al Rossi: And we are underway! The slime slams against the Battlesphere wall and sizzles as it is broken down by the reinforcing defensive screen. Andel Sanap: Miss Sandiego pulls out a grapple and fires it at Gus! It latches on his arm and the beast roars his pre-recorded catchphrases in rage! Al Rossi: He’s trying to break free but Carmen is holding on tight! She’s trying to pull Gus towards the ropes and… wait! Why is she climbing over the ropes?! Andel Sanap: She’s going to try to swing down and pull out Gus! There she goes! She leaps off the apron still holding the grapple! Al Rossi: But Gus isn’t budging! He’s grabbing the line and yanking Carmen back up! It was a risky play, Carmen would’ve had to grab onto the rigging under the ring to keep from eliminating herself! Andel Sanap: Gus tosses Carmen across the ring! She slides under the bottom rope and grabs a hold of it! She wouldn’t be eliminated because she went under, but the fall wouldn’t do her any favors! Crowd: 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Don’t call me… ‘doll’. Al Rossi: And history repeats itself again! Last time it was Minerva Mink entering at 3, today it’s Lola Bunny! Andel Sanap: She’s teleported right in front of Gus! The Slime Monster looks stunned at the sight of the Toon. Al Rossi: Funny, I thought he always looks like that. But get a load of Lola! See that look in her eyes? She takes hold of Gus and… what is she doing? Andel Sanap: I believe she is feeling the muscles in his arm. Al Rossi: What game is she playing? I mean, I know that these Toon girls have a way to get guys wrapped around their finger, but I don’t know if her ‘charms’ work on Slime Monsters. Andel Sanap: But here comes Miss Sandiego! She pulled herself back into the ring and blindsided Miss Bunny! She pulls her over to the rope! Al Rossi: Lola’s trying to kick loose but Carmen’s got her….HEY! Gus got Carmen! He pulls her off Lola and knocks her back! Andel Sanap: Miss Bunny’s strategy worked! She’s calling to Gus, urging him to eliminate Miss Sandiego! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Forward, Freedom Fighters! Andel Sanap: And another Battlesphere veteran enters the fray! Al Rossi: The Phantom Lady teleports by the turnbuckles and blasts Gus with her blacklight projecter! Lola charges in with kicks to the downed Carmen! Battlesphere 2 is well and truly underway! OK: Currently in the Ring: Carmen Sandiego, Gooey Gus, Lola Bunny, Phantom Lady. All have their normal powers, skills, and equipment. Whichever pair gets the most votes, advances and gets the losers powers/abilities/equipment. If there is a tie, all four will advance. Check out the other Rumbles to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions feel free to ask them. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATTENDEES NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Hellooooooo, fight fans! It’s Al Rossi and Andel Sanap coming to you live from…. Missandei: Silence! Al Rossi: Err, from the Great Pyramid of Meereen. Missandei: You stand in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains. Daenerys Targaryen: Thank you, Missandei. I was expecting these… men to arrive. Sooner or later. Andel Sanap: We apologize for any insult, your highness. Daenerys Targaryen: Insult? You send me into your gladiator games with my dragons diminished, you deny me a chance to enter your ‘Battlesphere’ a second time, and now you dare to use my throne room for your… ‘commentary’? Al Rossi: Your highness, we promised you an opportunity to show our fans what you can do in another battle. And the TCC has decided to give you home field advantage. You have access to your Unsullied soldiers and your dragons against your opponents. Daenerys Targaryen: Opponents? Just how many adversaries has your TCC chosen for me? Al Rossi: Oh, just two. If, er, that’s ok? Missandei: My lady, be cautious. Daenerys Targaryen: It’s alright, Missandei. I am ready for them. So, when does your ‘game’ begin? Andel Sanap: Well, technically, your highness… Messenger: Your highness! Andel Sanap: It’s already begun. Daenerys Targaryen: How dare you enter your queen’s chambers unannounced? Messenger: Forgive me, your highness. But we’ve just gotten word. Two of your dragons are missing! Daenerys Targaryen: What?! How can this be? Messenger: The chamber door had been ripped off it’s hinges. The chamber is filled with enormous vines and Viserion and Rhaegal are gone. The guards were found unconscious. They speak of a woman in green approaching them, but they remember nothing else. Daenerys Targaryen: Double guard around the pyramid. Drogon may sense them in danger, and I want to be alerted the moment he is spotted. 2nd Messenger: Your highness! Daenerys Targaryen: More of your ‘games’, Lord Rossi? Al Rossi: Um, which answer won’t get me beheaded or barbequed? Daenerys Targaryen: Speak and be quick about it. 2nd Messenger: Your highness, there’s a madness spreading in the lower quarters of the city. Rumors of an animal that walks like a man. A creature that enraptures all who gaze upon her. She’s rallying the people against you! Daenerys Targaryen: Missandei, find Varys and Tyrion. We will find these women and restore order in my city. Missandei: Valar Dohaeris, my queen. Al Rossi: And we’re off to a roaring start, Andel! Poison Ivy has already dragon-napped two of Dany’s ‘kids’, and Minerva Mink has gone to work using her toon powers to stir up trouble. Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. But Daenerys still has her armies, her final dragon, and two of the best strategic minds of Westeros. And she’ll need all of their assistance if she hopes to hold on to her throne. Al Rossi: The final preliminary battle before Battlesphere 2 has begun! And we’ll be here live to bring you all the action! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! Al Rossi: Um, ref? Referee: Yeah? Al Rossi: You see, the battle has already started. Referee: Uh, yeah? Andel Sanap: So there is really no need to count down if the combat has already commenced. Referee: But… I always like doing that part. Al Rossi: (sigh) Well, I guess you could. Andel Sanap: If you wish. Referee: Great! Thanks! 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: The setting is Meereen from Game of Thrones season 6. Daenerys has her army, one dragon, and her advisors. Poison Ivy has her powers, and two captured dragons. Minerva Mink has her toon powers and is building an army of lovestruck Meereen citizens. Whoever takes over the city wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATTENDEES NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HellooOoOoOo, fight fans! It’s Al and Andel with more TCC action as we make our way ever closer to Battlesphere 2! And tonight, we are bringing you a historic tag bout! The first ever official TCC contest to take place outside of TCC Arena! Andel Sanap: An unusual battle to be sure, Al. But as we have stated in our Battlesphere updates*, the following competitors either just missed out on qualifying for a second chance in the sphere, or are determined to redeem themselves following their performances. *If you haven’t seen the updates, why not see them now? https://www.magneticferret.com/forum/index.php?/blogs/entry/448-battlesphere-2-update-1/ Battlesphere 2 Update #2 - broadwaybeyonder - The Magnetic Ferret Message Boards Al Rossi: At the moment we are broadcasting live from the USS Defiant. Under the cover of our cloaking device, we are able to hover high above the urban squalor below us without being seen. Andel Sanap: And this is the “Gotham City” you spoke of? Al Rossi: Yep. And if the temporal historians the TCC hired are worth their salaries, it should be another freak filled day for Gothamites. Which will be so much the better for this battle! See, folks, given the bizarre combination of combatants we are dealing with, the TCC decided that this battle needed to be specially arranged to make sure that it’s fair for all concerned. Andel Sanap: I still don’t like the idea of these ladies being put into this position. Al Rossi: AKA, you’ve got a bad feeling about this? Andel Sanap: Put simply, yes. Al Rossi: Well, at least let me let the folks at home know what they’re in for tonight! Our contestants have been put into teams, one fighter paired with one non-combatant. The non-combatants have been placed on the outskirts of downtown Gotham City. They have been tasked with traversing through the city to reach Wayne Tower. The first to reach the tower wins. Andel Sanap: And in order to assist them through this dangerous terrain, the ladies have each been given an earpiece to communicate with their partner and a gold bracelet containing a signaling device. When activated, the device automatically teleports the non-combatant’s partner to their location. After 3 minutes, the device teleports the partner back here to us on the Defiant. After 5 uses, the non-combatant is on her own. Al Rossi: So it’s up to them to use their teleports wisely. Cassie, Sonya, and Claw are all in the loading bay waiting for their summons. Let’s turn on the viewscreen to see where our other three ladies are starting from. Andel Sanap: Snow White is looking bewildered standing on a corner in Gotham City’s Chinatown district. Her path to Wayne Tower will be leading her through an area currently being affected by Scarecrow’s fear toxin. Cassie Cage: Ok, princess, talk to me. Snow White: I… I hear you, Cassie. Cassie Cage: Great. Now all we need to do is to get you that tower. If you need me, you remember how to use the bracelet. Snow White: Yes. I just hope I’ll be brave enough for this. The people walking around here don’t look all that friendly. Cassie Cage: Ah relax. I’ve got your back. Anybody tries to mess with you, we’ll kick their butts. Snow White: Oh. Um, if you say so. Al Rossi: Meanwhile on the edge of Little Italy, we’ve got Cinderella watching a protest taking place by the Gotham Town Hall. We’ve got reports of a Poison Ivy neurotoxin attack on her path. Cinderella: The size of this city is incredible! All of these people! Sonya Blade: And a lot of them are dangerous, your highness. I can try to guide you with the earpiece, but do your best to avoid unnecessary contact. I don’t want you to be left without any teleports to summon me. I’ve a feeling the TCC have more than a few surprises for us closer to the tower. Cinderella: I’ll do my best, general. Andel Sanap: And finally, in the Fashion District, we find Miss Chel. Who has already gotten some… ahem, attention from passersby. Chel: Hey, fellas! Nice day for a walk, huh? Red Claw: Will you stop fooling around? I will not have us lose this contest because you were wasting time flirting! Chel: Hey! We got nothing to worry about! There’s no way those goody goody princesses are going to last longer in this city than me! I bet they’ll burn through all their summons before I need you once! Red Claw: I am a trained mercenary! You will use your teleport when I order you. Is that clear? Chel: Oh, yes sir! Sheesh what a grouch. Al Rossi: Chel certainly is sounding the most confident. Andel Sanap: Hopefully not overconfident. Her path to Wayne Tower is taking her straight into a part of the city being doused by Joker Venom. And as all of our contestants get nearer to the tower, they will all be entering an area where citizens have been exposed to Bane’s Venom. Al Rossi: So our teams really will be needing those teleports if they want to cross the finish line! Well, enough chitchat! Let’s get this thing started! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: The three ‘non-combatants’ are working their way through downtown Gotham. Apart from the normal city threats and hazards they also need to pass through an area attacked by one of Batman’s villains (Snow White/Scarecrow, Cinderella/Poison Ivy, Chel/Joker). They each have 5 teleports to summon their partner for three minutes at a time. First to reach Wayne Tower, wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS! Welcome to TCC Arena! The building is packed, and we are back to bring you more TCC action! It’s Al Rossi! Andel Sanap: And Jedi Master Andel Sanap! May the Force be with you all on this momentous occasion. The first match to take place since the fall of the 9. Al Rossi: And it’s going to be a wild one, Andel! While we were on the run from the 9, we were noticing some conversation about an interesting matchup that we were surprised hadn’t taken place already! Two allies of the X-Men who possessed incredible fighting skills, heightened with the ability to shift luck in their favor. And so tonight, we are going to answer the question of who is the better combatant: it’s Longshot vs Domino! Andel Sanap: Certainly an intriguing contest. Longshot was genetically engineered to serve the will of Mojo, but since gaining his freedom has used his powers to fight to free his fellow slaves and battle alongside the X-Men. Domino has also been the subject of experiments by the US government and has also aligned with X-Men when she isn’t working as a mercenary. Al Rossi: Two combatants who are never concerned with the odds, because they can easy use their powers to flip them in their favor! Let’s send it down to Philippa and Chloe for a word from today’s combatants! Philippa Forrester: Gee, you really are going to fight? I would hate to see anything happen to you. Longshot: Don’t worry, Miss Forrester. I’m no stranger to games like this. If I can handle Mojo’s arenas, I’ll be fine. Philippa Forrester: Wow! I bet that’s not all you could handle! Maybe we could get a bite to eat after the battle? Chloe Bourgeois: Umm, Philippa? Helloooo? Philippa!! Hmph! What’s gotten into her? We’re supposed to be conducting interviews! Leave it to me to be the professional one around here! Domino: Don’t be too hard on her, kid. Longshot’s powers tend to make the women around him kind of… Heh, excited. Why do think I’m standing over here? Chloe Bourgeois: Oh puh-leeze! How could anybody find that three fingered freak attractive? Well, I guess his face is kind of cute. And his hair. Wouldn’t mind having him on a poster in my room… WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT AM I SAYING?! Domino: Umm, Chloe, why don’t you stand on this side of me and ask me your questions? Chloe Bourgeois: Oh! Um, yeah, right. So, what do you think is going to be your best chance to beat loverboy? Er, I mean, Longshot? Domino: Don’t worry, me and Longshot have teamed up before, and I’ve seen footage of all of his tricks. He’s a nice guy, but after I’m done with him even his powers won't be enough to get a lady to look at him again. Umm, Chloe? Chloe Bourgeois: Hmm? What? Phillipa Forrester: How about you do your job and stop ogling Longshot? Chloe Bourgeois: Me?! Ridiculous! Utterly Ridiculous! You’ve been undressing him with your eyes for the last 5 minutes! Phillipa Forrester: Not true, you little…! Longshot: Ladies! Please! I didn’t mean for you to fight! Domino: Yeah, leave the combat to us. Sheesh, Longshot, couldn’t you turn your powers down or something? Longshot: It’s a package deal, Domino. It’s something I have struggled with all my life. Domino: Right. Some struggle. Having to deal with women falling over themselves trying to get close to you. Oh, poor you. Longshot: Maybe it would be for the best for us to go back to our locker rooms. See you on the battle terrain, Domino, and… Domino and Longshot: Good Luck! Andel Sanap: Do you think we need to send in the Winchesters to break up Miss Forrester and Miss Bourgeois? Al Rossi: Don’t worry, Andel. Longshot’s powers only affect women in his general vicinity. They’ll be back to normal by now. And things are looking are looking a little different here in the arena, thanks to the presence of the new commission. We’ve got the Winchesters, Ryan, and Austin on foot patrol with security in the arena, Goliath keeping an eye in the sky, and Superman watching us from orbit. Yugi and Sarah are on the lookout for any supernatural disturbances, and the Doctor has upped the strength of the paradox barriers. With all these safety measures in place, we are sure to be able to present tonight’s match without any interference! Andel Sanap: And the battle terrain has already generated the ‘map’ where this match will take place. Longshot and Domino will be facing off in a Portal inspired map. Pools of acid, crushers, vats of gel, and an army of turrets await the combatants. Al Rossi: They also will be starting the battle without their traditional weapons. They will have to find where they have been hidden on the battle terrain. And I hear that the boys may have added a portal gun into the map too! But here’s Justin Roberts for the introductions! Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! The first combatant to immobilize their opponent wins! Introducing first, hailing from the Mojoverse: LOOOOOOOONGSHOOOOOOOOT!!! Al Rossi: With a flash of light in his eye, Longshot somersaults onto the battle terrain to the cheers of the crowd. Andel Sanap: The women seem to be particularly enthusiastic. I thought you said his powers didn’t have that long a range? Al Rossi: Hey, you surprised? The guy isn’t exactly Quasimodo without his powers. Justin Roberts: And his opponent, representing X-Force: DOMINOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Andel Sanap: Domino powerwalks to her starting position and stands at the ready for action. Al Rossi: Now this is how to put on a fight! The fans are buzzing, we’re commentating, and Mercy is ready to put the loser back together again! But stick around after the match, folks! Because Andel and I have a HUGE announcement to make! Andel Sanap: For now, let the battle begin! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: Domino and Longshot are facing off in a Portal 2 inspired map. They start unarmed but can find their standard handheld weapons on the battle terrain. Whoever survives the map’s hazards and immobilizes their opponent wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLANCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Ladybug: NO! CHLOE! Ruby Rose: Ladybug! I’m so sorry. Vinnie: Save your feeling sorry for these 9 creeps! Why don’t you cowards come down here and fight?! Maximillion Pegasus: Sorry to disappoint you, my furry friend. But the 9 don’t need to engage in fisticuffs. But if you boys and girls are really desperate for action… KRACKABOOM! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: What an explosion! It’s Rassilon blasting at our people with his gauntlet! Jareth’s spheres are floating onto the battle terrain and imprisoning the Street Sharks! Andel Sanap: And Mongul and Andrew Ryan are leading a platoon of troopers to surround the rest of our rebellion. Mercy: Ruby! You’re with me! Give the others air support! Ruby Rose: On it! Al Rossi: Mercy and Ruby take to the air! Trini and the Biker Mice are fighting off the troopers. Ruby goes in for a strike on Mongul and he doesn’t even budge! Andel Sanap: Ladybug is being overwhelmed! Trini jumps in to save her! KSSH! Philippa Forrester: Al! Andel! Can anybody hear me?! Vince McMahon: What’s that hack doing on our signal?! Andel Sanap: Miss Forrester! What’s happening? Philippa Forrester: I’m on board the Defiant! Miss America is using her strength and ice powers to breach the hull! We don’t know how long we can… KSSSSH! Al Rossi: Phillipa! Code Independence! Hold out for as long as you can! Philippa Forrester: Got it, Al! I hope it’ll be worth… KSSSSSH! Crowley: Code Independence? What’s that supposed to mean? Maximillion Pegasus: Don’t worry, Crowley. My Millennium Eye will reveal what is in little Al’s mind. Al Rossi: Don’t bother, Cyclops! Unless you tell your boys to stand down, Sisko will be setting the Defiant on a collision course with TCC Arena. Vince McMahon: WHAT?! Andel Sanap: One of Al’s favorite movies is Independence Day. Crowley: You’re bluffing! You wouldn’t send those people and your mic wench on a suicide mission. Al Rossi: They can use their escape pods. And unless you and those slimeballs you have in the audience are ready to start running now, I’d say it’s a good time to tell your forces to take five. David Xanatos: Do as he says. Vince McMahon: Who’s side are you on, Xanatos?! David Xanatos: The 9, and mine. Better to keep the stalemate than risk mutual destruction. Maximillion Pegasus: Hmm. Miss America, return to TCC Arena. Troopers, keep your weapons trained on the rebels. Andel Sanap: Well played, Al. What is our next move? Al Rossi: Yeeeeeah, I don’t have one. Andel Sanap: … You don’t have one?! Al Rossi: Take it easy! I didn’t think we’d have to use Code Independence! David Xanatos: May I make a suggestion? Crowley: Do we have a bloody choice? David Xanatos: Seeing as how we still have an audience ready for some violence, perhaps we can give them what they want and settle this matter once and for all. Al Rossi: We’re listening. David Xanatos: One last battle. One of your rebels against Miss America. If our champion is victorious, your rebellion ends, and all of you will be placed in death matches for our paying customers. Andel Sanap: Careful, Al. Al Rossi: Okay, Xanatos. But if our champion wins, the 9 are done for good! You release Miss America from whatever mind control you’ve put on her, and you are ALL out of the TCC! Maximillion Pegasus: My, my, my. Now this does sound like my kind of game! You’ve got a deal! Crowley: You’re not seriously listening to this garbage?! Vince McMahon: Yeah! Let’s just kill ‘em now! Maximillion Pegasus: SILENCE! I speak for the 9, and it is final! Al Rossi: Okay, down there on the battle terrain! Who is ready for a fight? Ladybug: Let me! I want to make these people pay for what they did to Chloe! Trini Kwan: Sorry, Ladybug. You’re too hurt. I’ll do it. My battles with Chloe are what brought so many viewers to TCC Arena. I’ll gladly fight for her now! KRACKABOOM! Maximillion Pegasus: Brave words, Trini girl. But our champion has just arrived. Miss America, prepare yourself for battle! Show no mercy! Miss America: Understood, Mr. Pegasus. Trini Kwan: I’m ready for you, Miss America. If beating you is what it’s going to take to free you from the 9, then I’ve got a gift from an old friend that’s going to help me do just that! Vince McMahon: What’s that she’s holding? Crowley: Aw hell. Al Rossi: The Green Ranger Coin! Trini Kwan: Sabretooth Tiger! Dragonzord! Unify! It’s Morphin’ Time! HA! Andel Sanap: She has morphed into her combined Yellow/Green Ranger form from her 2nd battle with Miss Bourgeois! Al Rossi: It’s all come down to this! The future of the TCC hangs in the balance! Maximillion Pegasus: Enjoy this battle, gentlemen! It’s the last you will ever call! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence Combat! OK: Click here for the previous battle. Match 18850 Callisto (Xena) and Harley Quinn vs. Chloe Bourgeois - CBUB Rated Matches - The Magnetic Ferret Message Boards Search the tags “Transdimensional Combat Commission”, “Battlesphere Battle Royal”, and “The Bunker” for the other parts of this arc. Miss America is at twice her normal strength, amplified by the Elsa magic she acquired after winning the Battlesphere Battle Royal. Trini Kwan has the combined power of the Yellow and Green Rangers, including their Zords. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLANCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Vince McMahon: Hello, everyone! And welcome back to TCC Arena! Maximillion Pegasus: And The 9 are happy to say welcome back to our dear Vince. Crowley: Yeah. What exactly have you been up to lately, Vincent? Vince McMahon: Haha! Er, thanks for the kind words, gentlemen, but we need to get down to business! Maximillion Pegasus: Yes, indeed we do. After our last battle resulted in Chloe girl being a party crasher**, we decided that if she was so eager to battle, we’d be nice enough to oblige her! Crowley: So now this brat is getting what she deserves: a fight to the death against two ladies who are not only two the baddest birds in the multiverse, but also were doing commentary and interviews in the old Khazan days. The warlord Callisto and the clown girl of Gotham Harley Quinn! Maximillion Pegasus: And with the doubled security here at the Arena, we of The 9 are confident that there is no possible way that Rossi, Sanap, or any of their fellow rebels will be able to interfere with tonight’s battle. A battle that will be taking place on our Mile High Skyscraper map. Vince McMahon: Yes, ladies and gentlemen! The Battle Terrain has projected a 50-floor building in the center of TCC Arena! Our combatants will have to battle their way from the roof to the bottom floor in order to escape. First to eliminate their competition and walk out the front door, wins! Maximillion Pegasus: How exciting! Our combatants have already been teleported to the top of the roof. Let’s send it up to Mongul! Mongul: TONIGHT! THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISION BRINGS YOU A BATTLE THAT PROVES ONCE AND FOR ALL THE FUTILITY OF OPPOSING THE 9! THIS BATTLE WILL BE A 2 ON 1 FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH NO RESSURECTION FOR THE VANQUISHED! Chloe Bourgeois: Oh, enough already! It’s bad enough you losers are forcing me into this totally unfair fight to the death. Do you really have to bore me to death first? Mongul: SILENCE, CHILD! Callisto: Hmm. Feisty. Too bad we have to kill her. Chloe Bourgeois: This is ridiculous! Utterly… ! Crowd: … Chloe Bourgeois: Uh… ridiculous? Hey! Why didn’t you people copy me like you used to? Harley Quinn: Cuz they aren’t here for a singalong, French Fry. They’re here to watch us clobber ya! Chloe Bourgeois: And just why are you two here? I thought you were at least trying to be good guys! Callisto: Ha! Please! Did you really think you could try to take my place in Khazan and get away with it? I was fighting in arenas and doing interviews before you were born! The 9 were willing to pay a large amount for me to tear you apart, but I’ll gladly finish you for free. Chloe Bourgeois: And what about you, Bozo? Harley Quinn: Meh. I could use the exercise. Mongul: ENOUGH! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN! Chloe Bourgeois: Fine! Pollen! Buzz On! Umm, Pollen? Maximillion Pegasus: Oh dear, silly me. I forgot to mention that we swapped out your Miraculous for a fake. Don’t worry, Chloe girl, it’s hidden in the skyscraper and you can use it if you find it. If you live that long! SLAM!! Chloe Bourgeois: Hey! Watch it! Vince McMahon: Haha! Harley Quinn misses with the hammer and Miss Bourgeois leaps to the door to start the fight. Callisto draws her sword and her and Harley give chase! Hey, Crowley. Are the Misfits in position? Crowley: Yeah, yeah. Ready to run interference if necessary. This brat doesn’t stand a chance in… ***KLAXON*** Vince McMahon: What the hell is that?! Screech: Uh, hello? Mr. Pegasus? Can you hear me? Maximillion Pegasus: Yes, Screech. What is the meaning of this commotion? Screech: Oh, it’s nothing! Just the control room is reporting some explosions outside the Arena’s forcefield. Crowley: You prat! We’re under attack! It’s Al and Andel’s idiots! Vince McMahon: Get security out there on the double! Don’t let them in the Arena! Maximillion Pegasus: Relax, boys. By the time our troublemakers get inside, it will be too late for Chloe girl! OK: **To read about how Chloe got caught by The 9, click here! Match 18710 Kylo Ren vs. Reva Sevander - CBUB Rated Matches - The Magnetic Ferret Message Boards As far as this match up, Chloe will need to work her way down the skyscraper, reclaim her Miraculous, and defeat Harley and Callisto to win. If you believe that Al and Andel can get through and stop the fight, that also would count as a win for Chloe. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Maximillion Pegasus: Oh, hello, boys and girls! It’s your old pals, the 9, giving you another thrilling match up! And joining me in the booth today is none other than the most revered Time Lord of Gallifrey, 9 member Lord Rassilon! Rassilon: I trust that this contest will be worthy of our greatness, Pegasus. I’ve found some of these battles to be rather… disappointing. Maximillion Pegasus: Oh, Rassy boy, don’t be like that! I for one got a kick out of seeing LeBron play against Michael. Rassilon: Children’s games. We are the sole providers of combat to the multiverse. Surely, we are capable of more than pathetic displays of human athleticism. Maximillion Pegasus: Hmm. Maybe I should gotten someone else to do commentary with me today. But not to worry! Today’s crowd is filled with hooded and cloaked fans anxious to see a battle of the Dark Side. It’s Kylo Ren vs Third Sister Reva Sevander! Rassilon: Really? I have been meaning to see practitioners of the Force in action. And unencumbered by the codes of these Jedi, I have no doubt we will see their full powers on display. Maximillion Pegasus: Oh yes! One driven by a desire to kill Darth Vader, the other determined to be the next Darth Vader! The makings of a classic! Let’s send it down to the battle terrain and… Rassilon: Pegasus. Isn’t this where you show footage of the combatants getting interviewed by that group of imbecilic women? Maximillion Pegasus: The Misfits, yes. Normally yes, but err… we’ve had a little difficulty. Rassilon: What difficulty? Those fools have managed to bungle every interview they’ve tried to give. What could have stopped them this time? Maximillion Pegasus: Weeeeell, it turns out that when the girls tried to get comments from Kylo and Reva, both of them were in the middle of meditation sessions. When they snapped them out of it, the two were apparently so enraged they proceeded to take their lightsabers and eviscerate the lot of them. Rassilon: Good. Perhaps we can get some capable interviewers next time. Maximillion Pegasus: Sorry, Rassy. They are already getting put back together by Dr. Stockman and …ahem Davros. Rassilon: Hmm. Maximillion Pegasus: …With that said, let’s throw it down to Mongul for the introductions! Mongul: TONIGHT! WE BRING YOU THE BATTLE OF THE DARK SIDE! THE BATTLE TERRAIN HAS BEEN SELECTED! OUR TWO FORCE USERS WILL BE DOING BATTLE IN THE MUSTAFAR FOUNDRY MAP! Maximillion Pegasus: Ooh! With the Vader connection this should prove most entertaining! Platforms, equipment, streams of lava. Probably the most hazardous map we have devised! Mongul: OUR FIRST COMBATANT! REPRESENTING THE KNIGHTS OF REN: KYLO REN! Rassilon: Walking out onto the landing platform, wearing his helmet. He ignites his lightsaber and holds it at the ready. Mongul: AND HIS OPPONENT! REPRESENTING THE INQUISITORIUS: THIRD SISTER REVA SEVANDER! Maximillion Pegasus: An astonishing entrance as Reva uses her double-bladed lightsaber to fly over the battle terrain and land on the platform across from Kylo! She closes it to crescent mode and points the blade at him! Reva Sevander: Once I defeat you, it will prove that I will be ready to take my revenge on Vader! Kylo Ren: Such arrogance. I will make this quick. Maximillion Pegasus: The crowd is clapping and stomping the ground in anticipation! Rassilon: The official is in place! Let the battle commence! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: Kylo Ren (Force Awakens) vs Reva Sevander (Obi-Wan Kenobi pre-Vader fight) Both are at full strength. They are fighting on a map made to resemble the Anakin/Obi-Wan fight scene from Revenge of the Sith. This is a fight to the death. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Crowley: Hello, boys and girls. That’s right, we’re back. It’s Crowley, the king of Hell, and Jareth, the king of hair product. Jareth: Excuse me? Crowley: Oh. I mean, the king of goblins, of course. Jareth: Listen, Cowley… Crowley: That’s Crowley. Jareth: Yes. If I were you, I’d stick to commentating on this battle. I am not in the mood. Crowley: Aww, somebody still salty about being chucked into a bottomless pit by a misshapen Goonie? Jareth: Don’t try my patience, demon! Crowley: Alright, alright. Don’t get your tights in a knot. This match-up should get you in a better mood. Two women who have been called the toughest birds of the 90s: it’s the Slayer Buffy Summers vs the Warrior Princess Xena! Jareth: Hmph. I suppose that may prove… diverting. Two strong spirited competitors, known for battling overwhelming odds. Crowley: Now you’re talking. Earlier today, the Misfits were sent to get an interview with Xena. Here’s what happened when they visited the Warrior Princess’ dressing room. Pizzazz: Hold that camera steady, geek! Screech: I’m tryin’, Pizzazz! It’s heavy! Roxy: You’ll be wearing it on your head if you don’t film us right! Screech: Ok, ok! And we’re rollin’! Pizzazz: Hey, losers! It’s Pizzazz! Here to get you TCC freaks another backstage scoop! We’re about to get a one-on-one interview with Xena! I actually was originally cast to play Xena on the show, but that bimbo Lucy Lawless snaked it from me. Stormer: Oh wow! Jetta: Oh brother. Pizzazz: Clam up! Ahem. I’ll just knock on her door and… Screech: Hey! The door’s unlocked! Roxy: Thanks a lot, Sherlock. Stormer: She must be out training for the fight or something. Pizzazz: This is even better! Come on with that camera, Screech! Stormer: I don’t know if you should be in there, Pizzazz. Pizzazz: Of course I am! I’m an interviewer, right? Like a reporter! I can go wherever I want! Oooo! Get a load of this! Roxy: Isn’t that that frisbee thing Xena fights with? Screech: It’s called a chakram. Pizzazz: No one asked you, creep! I worked with this thing for weeks when I was trying out for the show. Jetta: Ha! Tell another one! Pizzazz: You calling me a liar? Fine! I’ll show you! Ha! SCHWING! Jetta: Hey! Stormer: Watch it! CRASH! CRASH! SCHWING! Roxy: Grab that thing before it wrecks the whole room! Pizzazz: Are you nuts?! I’m not getting standing in the way of that… Stormer: Look out! CLANG! Roxy: Whoa! It’s pinned to the wall! Jetta: By a… stick? Buffy: A stake, actually. Stormer: Whoa! Buffy Summers! Buffy: Yep, that would be me. And who are you people? Pizzazz: I am Pizzazz, and these are the Misfits. Screech: Ahem. Pizzazz: Oh. And Screech. Buffy: Oh, right. You’re the clowns the 9 hired to do the backstage interviews. Roxy: Who you calling a clown, shorty? Buffy: Hmm. Let’s see. Could it be the group of grown women who looked like they stuck their hair in all 31 of Baskin-Robbins flavors? Jetta: Take that back, brat, or we’ll… Xena: What is all this? Stormer: Xena! Screech: Uh oh. Xena: Hello, Buffy. I hope you’re ready for the battle tonight. Buffy: Don’t worry about me. Sorry that your best leather onesie is about to get all messed up. Xena: Ha! You might just be a challenge after all. But speaking of mess, what happened to my room? Buffy: Well, the thing is… Pizzazz: Oh, look at the time! We need to get back to the control room! Move, Misfits! Screech: But what about the interv… Pizzazz: Just shut up and move it! Jareth: And another Misfits interview becomes a disaster. Crowley: Don’t worry, we can pay for the damage to the room by taking it out of their salaries. But enough about the Misfits! It’s almost time for our two ladies to go to war. The battle terrain has already been formatted, and the map has been chosen. It is Sunnydale High, Buffy’s school, but it has been combined with a jungle forest terrain. Vines and branches break through walls and the whole place isn’t looking all that sturdy. Jareth: Moreso the challenge for our combatants. Buffy enters the school from the east entrance, and Xena from the west. Xena has her sword and chakram, and Buffy has her trusty stake and a longsword of her own. And, say, Comley… Crowley: Crowley. Jareth: If this is a replica of Buffy’s school, doesn’t that mean that more vampire hunting weapons are hidden in the library? Crowley: Why of course. The 9 are nothing if not thorough. And here we go! Buffy and Xena have spotted each other. They’re holding their weapons at the ready! Here’s the official! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Xena: AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!! OK: Xena and Buffy are at full strength. Xena has her sword and chakram, Buffy has her sword and stake. They are battling in a ruined version of Sunnydale High. First to immobilize their opponent, wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Ernie Johnson: Hello, everyone! From Studio J presented by the TCC, welcome to Inside the NBA. Ernie Johnson, alongside Shaq, Kenny, and Charles as we prepare to answer a question that for years now has only resulted in constant internet debate. Charles Barkley: What? Shaq’s acting career? Shaquille O’Neal: Don’t start, Chuck. Ernie Johnson: I’m referring of course to the question of who is the GOAT of basketball: Michael Jordan or LeBron James? From players to fans to pundits everyone seems to have an opinion, but it seemed we would never have an answer of who would win head-to-head. Tonight, Kenny, we’re getting that answer with the assistance of the TCC. Kenny Smith: Yeah, Ernie, it’s crazy to think that we are finally going to see two of the best ever, in their primes, playing 1 on 1. Though there has been some controversy going into this, people talking about how this TCC only set up the game because of bad press they got from recent bad business decisions. But I think the fans are going to see a show tonight and it’s gonna be worth it. Ernie Johnson: Yes, and we’d like to welcome any TCC fans who are watching us for the first time tonight. Charles Barkley: Yeah, shout out to all you geeks out there. Kenny Smith: Oh, come on, Chuck! Why you have to do them like that? Charles Barkley: Like what? Ernie Johnson: Calling the viewers geeks? Charles Barkley: Cuz they are! What would you call a bunch of people watching some French girl dressed up like a bumblebee? Kenny Smith: Oh my God. Ernie Johnson: Before you dig yourself too deep again, Charles, you should know that there is another TCC licensed fighter in the studio right now. Charles Barkley: Well, it isn’t you, you never fought nobody. Shaquille O’Neal: It’s me, bum! Charles Barkley: You?! Kenny Smith: That’s right. That acting career coming through! Charles Barkley: You fighting against Power Rangers and Wonder Woman? Ernie Johnson: Just who have you fought, Shaq? Shaquille O’Neal: Nobody yet, they’re all scared of me. Kenny Smith: Oh, of course they are. Charles Barkley: You’ve got to be kidding! Why is Mr. Sensitive in this thing? Ernie Johnson: One of those ‘geeks’ you were talking about nominated him. Charles Barkley: Seriously? Kenny Smith: Yeah, Chuck, you need to be nicer to those guys. Charles Barkley: Hey! One of you nice geeks nominate me! I’ll get in that TCC and whoop Shaq’s… Ernie Johnson: Anyway, Kenny, how about you go to the board and go over the rules for this game? Kenny Smith: Sure thing. We’ve already said that the TCC has selected Michael and LeBron in their primes. This is a full-length game, four 15-minute quarters with 7 timeouts per half. Another difference is how the game will be officiated. One of the big points people keep bringing up is how fouls are called nowadays compared to Jordan’s era. For this game, the first quarter will be called under modern NBA rules, and the second quarter will be called under 90s NBA rules. So, expect a lot of physicality there. But in the second half, this is where it could get crazy. Because for the second half, the foul calling and rules will be dependent on whoever is in the lead at the time. So, if Michael is leading LeBron, the game will be called by 90s rules and vice versa. Shaquille O’Neal: You get all that, Chuck? What you on your phone for? Charles Barkley: I’m trying to get this guy to nominate me! He won’t until I apologize for insulting Chloe… Bougie? Kenny Smith: I think it’s Bourgeois. Ernie Johnson: Real quick, fellas, who you got for this game? Kenny Smith: Gotta go with Michael. With these rules he could run away with this. Shaquille O’Neal: Kenny, you were saying it could get physical. LeBron has the size advantage, and he has something to prove. He’s been having to deal with people comparing him to Jordan all his life. I think he powers through, and LeBron takes it. Ernie Johnson: And what do you say, Chuck? Shaquille O’Neal: He’s saying nothing! This dummy is too busy trying to apologize to get in the TCC. Charles Barkley: Oh, I’ll be there. And when I do you better watch your back, that’s all I’m saying. Ernie Johnson: Well, it’s just about time for the tip off! Let’s send it to Madison Square Garden and Kevin Harlan to call the action! Kevin? Kevin Harlan: Thanks, Ernie, thanks, guys, and welcome to MSG, ladies and gentlemen! The crowd is buzzing with anticipation. Jordan and James have been warming up and are now we are ready to begin. Both men are at center court! Bruce Buffer with the introductions. Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits TIME! To my left, representing the Cleveland Cavaliers, from St. Vincent-St. Mary High School and Akron, Ohio, number 23: LeBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES! And to my right, representing the Chicago Bulls, from North Carolina, at guard, 6’6”: MichAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEL JOOOOOOOOOOOORDAAAAAAAAAAN! Kevin Harlan: We are about to witness history, ladies and gentlemen! The two men nod at each other and the official moves in between them with the ball. They crouch down, ready for the tip off. The ball is in the air! We are underway! OK: Jordan and James are both in their primes. Full length game with 7 timeouts per half. 1st quarter: modern NBA rules. 2nd quarter: 90s NBA rules. 2nd half: Whoever is in the lead determines which set of rules will be applied. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Maximillion Pegasus: Hello, everyone! Welcome one and all to TCC Arena! It’s me, your friend Maximillion Pegasus, along with Crowley. I know you are all as excited as we are to bring you another evening of entertainment. Crowley: Yeah, especially now that we’ve taken care of those two meatheads Sanap and Rossi. None of you will have to hear their rambling ever again. Maximillion Pegasus: Well said, Crowley boy! Crowley: Don’t… ever call me that. Maximillion Pegasus: Hmm. As you wish. But for all you good boys and girls out there, we’ve got a special treat for you! In celebration of our first TCC event since the fall of the Bunker, we are going to present a brand-new innovation! Tonight, two groups of kiddies will have to use their courage, strength, and wits in a race against the clock! It’s the Goonies from Astoria, Oregon vs the Hawkins A.V. Club from Hawkins, Indiana! Crowley: The little brats are being teleported to the Gorge now, which has been outfitted by the Nine with a variety of obstacles and a maze they’ll need to overcome if they want to survive. And win, of course. Maximillion Pegasus: Too true, Crowley. And to show you these obstacles, here are our backstage interviewers the Misfits and Screech! Pizzazz: Hey, losers! It’s your favorite rock band the Misfits! Jetta: Can we hurry this up, Pizzazz? Roxy: Yeah! We got better places to be than this dump! Pizzazz: Cool it! We’re here to show these people what the 9 did to spruce up this place! Over here we got our dear friend Screech! Screech: Uhhhh, hi, ladies. Stormer: Screech, what’s with the pads and the football helmet? Screech: Well, Pizzazz and I flipped a coin to decide which of us were going to go into the maze to show it off and I lost. Pizzazz: But you are a good sport, Screech, dear. Jetta: Screech, dear?! Roxy: I think Pizzazz has finally flipped! Pizzazz: Now you go on ahead into the cave and make sure your camera is turned on so we can see what you see. Screech: Are you sure it’s safe for me to go in there? Pizzazz: Sure I’m sure. You’ll do great! Screech: Okay. Here I go! Stormer: What are you being so nice to Screech for, Pizzazz? Jetta: That little toad was the one who ruined our outfits at the last battle! Pizzazz: I know that! You think I’m dumb or something? Do you really think I’d risk having to crawl around an underground maze on a coin toss? Ha! It was a double headed coin I got from Eric! Roxy: Haha! Now you’re talkin’! Screech: Um, Pizzazz? Misfits? Can you hear me? Pizzazz: Oh, we hear you alright. You are coming in loud and clear! Screech: Well, folks, it’s pretty dark in here. The 9 have dug into the Gorge walls and created a whole system of passageways for the victims… I mean, the combatants to get through. Pizzazz: And there are also a ton of traps and surprises in there. And I can show you with this remote here. Let’s see. What does this button do? CRASH! Screech: Hey! Where did that boulder come from?! Jetta: HA! Wicked! Crush the little bugger! Pizzazz: Anyone want to try? Roxy: Let me do it! There! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! Screech: Oh, come on, ladies! Stormer: Look at ‘im run! Pizzazz: That idiot’s heading down the corridor! If I remember right, that should lead straight into… Demogorgon: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Screech: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Pizzazz: The Demogorgon pit. Stormer: Umm…That’s all the time we have, folks! Back to you guys at the desk! Maximillion Pegasus: Ah, it does my heart good to see the boys and girls having fun. Don’t you agree, Crowley? Crowley: As long as we can still put Screech back together again after getting mauled by a Demogorgon. Maximillion Pegasus: But I’ve just been informed that our combatants have arrived at the entrance to the maze. Let’s go to our live feed to watch as they meet the member of the 9 who will be personally overseeing this match up! Mikey: Brand! Guys! Where are we? Brand: Take it easy, shrimp. Is everybody ok? Mouth: Why? If I have a booboo can Stef kiss it to make it better? Stef: In your dreams, loser. Chunk: Guys, this is crazy! We were in Mikey’s living room and then it’s like we were all composted here! Data: Not composted! Teleported! Andy: Brand, I’m scared. Brand: Just everybody quiet! Just give me a second! Mouth: Time’s up! Jerk Alert! Check out the dweebs over there! Will: Umm, who are those guys? Jonathan: Will! Get behind me! Max: Is this place the Upside Down? Dustin: Do those people look like Demogorgons to you? Lucas: They might be Flayed though. Nancy: Whoever they are, this isn’t the Upside Down. Which means we are somewhere completely different. That… doesn’t make me feel any better. Mike: Hey! Who are you? My name is Mike. Mike Wheeler. Mikey: I’m Mike Walsh. These are my friends, the Goonies. Mouth: And we’re not all named Mike, by the way. Dustin: The Goonies? Hey! Isn’t that the movie that came out? Chunk: We’re in a movie? Cool! Jareth: As much as I loathe to interrupt… Lucas: Crap! Where did he come from?! Nancy: Is that…? Andy and Stef: David Bowie?! Jareth: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jareth, and I have brought you here to make you… charming children an offer. Jonathan: How about you offer us a ride back home? Jareth: What? You’ve only just arrived! But I will return you to your normal, mundane lives if you succeed in my quest. Mike: Quest? Jonathan: Mike. Jareth: Why, of course. The entrance of that cave leads to an underground maze. A labyrinth, if you will. Be the first to reach the exit, and I will send you back home. Max: No way! What do you have waiting for us in there? Jareth: Oh, all sorts of gruesome, grizzly things. But more than your freedom awaits you. I understand some of you have a passion for… ‘rich stuff?’ Mikey: Rich stuff? Brand: Mikey. Jareth: Yes, the exit of the labyrinth leads to my hoard of goblin gold. And something even more valuable. To you, at least. Maximillion Pegasus: Jareth pulls out one of his crystals and suspends it in the air. It starts to grow until we can an image inside of it. Two figures, trapped in crystals themselves. As the image gets clearer we can see they are… Mike: El! Chunk: Sloth! Sloth: CHUNK! HELP SLOTH! Eleven: Mike! Mike, where are you? Mike: El, I’m right here! I’m here with the others! We’re coming to get you! Eleven: Mike, help me! Something’s… happening…It hurts! Make it stop! Mikey: What are you doing to them? Jareth: Isn’t it obvious? I’m turning them into goblins. The large, oafish one is practically there already. But the girl. Such spirit. I might take my time with her. Mike: Let her go, you bastard! Crowley: The kid leaps for the crystal but Jareth disperses it. Jareth: Now, now. We must follow the rules. You all play the game, one side triumphs over my labyrinth, and I will release your friend, give you the gold, and send you on your way. If you refuse? I will transform both of your friends and you will be trapped here forever. Mike: You’re on! Come on, guys! We’ve got to save El! Dustin: Right behind you! Chunk: Well? What are you waiting for? Let’s go! Mikey: We’re with you, Chunk! Goonies Never Say Die! Maximillion Pegasus: And our foolhardy children race into the catacombs of Jareth’s new labyrinth. Too bad that both of their friends will be turned to goblins before they can find them. Crowley: Yes, too bad. OK then: Goonies: Mikey, Mouth, Data, Chunk, Brand, Stef, Andy Hawkins A.V. Club: Mike, Will, Lucas, Dustin, Johnathan, Max, Nancy (Season 3 versions) The “labyrinth” is filled with booby traps, Upside Down creatures, and Jareth’s goblins. First team to defeat the labyrinth, find the treasure, and rescue the hostage wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Crowley: Hello, boys and girls. Welcome back to the old TCC Arena. It’s your pal Crowley along with Mr. Excitement himself, Andrew Ryan. Andrew Ryan: Where’s McMahon? He was supposed to be here for this. Crowley: You know how it is. Busy schedule. Lot on his plate at the moment. But don’t worry, you blood thirsty lot, we’ve got something good for you this time. An extraterrestrial free for all on the battle terrain. Ten Signmakers against five Death Angels. Heh. Can think of a few flyboys who won’t like the sound of that. Andrew Ryan: For the purposes of this fight, the Nine have implemented a new map and security measures for the battle terrain. To walk you through this set up, here are the Misfits and Mister…. Screech. Screech: Hey, guys! It’s Screech! Know you are all excited to see me! I’m up here in the control room overlooking the battle terrain! The new map looks kinda like a Q*Bert level, a bunch of squares sticking up out of the ground. It’s real neat and… Pizzazz: Oh, get on with it, loser! We don’t have all day! Jetta: Yeah! You let us say something for a change! Stormer: Why did you need us here anyway? Screech: Um…. Yeah. Good question. Oh wait! I remember now! The Nine wanted to show how this new force field works. Let’s see, is it this button ooooor…. This one! ZZZZZZZZZZZ Jetta: Hey! Watch it! Could have fried my hair with that thing! Roxy: With your hair? No one could tell the difference. Screech: You see, folks, with these creepy aliens coming to fight, the Nine want to make extra sure they can’t get out and start eating people. So not only will there be the main force field around the arena floor, there will be this handy force field around this square area. No aliens getting out of that! Pizzazz: Brilliant, Einstein. Now turn off the force field so we can get out of here! Screech: Hmm? Oh! Sure! Let’s see. Huh. Which button is the off switch on this thing? Maybe it’s this one. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Misfits: OWWW!! Pizzazz: SCREECH! TURN THAT OFF! Screech: Whoops! Heh heh. I forgot. The Nine have rigged the cubes in the enclosure to sometimes make that loud noise you’re hearing. The Death Angels really don’t like that. Pizzazz: TURN IT OFF, YOU PENCIL NECKED GEEK! Screech: And neither do Misfits, I guess. Let’s try this button! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Misfits: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Roxy: Kill those sprinklers! Pizzazz: MY HAIR!!!! Screech: And that must be the control to turn on the water jets. Those green guys can’t stand water. Makes you wonder why they’d come to Earth when it’s covered in… Pizzazz: SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!! Screech: Oh! Right! Okay! This must be the button for the force field! Misfits: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SPLAAAAAASH! Screech: Or the button that opens the trapdoor on the cubes. And from the sounds of things, I’ve opened the one filled with water. Ummmm, well, that’s all the time we’ve got! If you’ll excuse me I gotta go find a tech to fix this console and then get on the first bus outta here! Back to you guys at the desk! Andrew Ryan: What a display of incompetence. Crowley: Meh, loosen up, Ryan. The techs got the equipment working again in time for the fight. With Screech… indisposed at the moment, and the Misfits out looking to put his head on a stick, let’s just get our alien guests into their habitat. The Signmakers are entering from one end of the cube, and the Death Angels are being herded into the other. Andrew Ryan: The smaller cubes inside will randomly generate high frequency sound and water at various points in the battle. Some cubes will open up to trap combatants inside in water or surrounded by speakers. And some cubes will open to reveal armaments for our combatants to use against each other. Crowley: The green aquaphobes have numbers, and are more likely to benefit from the weapons, but the Death Angels certainly have size and speed on their side. All I know is it’s going to be bloody and violent; my kind of evening! Let’s get on with it! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! AAAAAAARGH!! Andrew Ryan: And the official is the first casualty as he gets his head ripped off by a Death Angel. Crowley: I knew I was gonna love this one! The Signmakers charge forward, their gas projectors at the ready! This is gonna be a fight to the finish! OK: 10 Signs Aliens vs 5 Death Eaters. They are fighting on a Q*Bert style terrain (cubes set up in various pyramids). The cubes will occasionally project high frequency sound (that can paralyze the Death Angels and leave them vulnerable), and jets of water (which is acidic to the Signs Aliens). The cubes can also open to trap combatants and to reveal weapons. Last alien standing, wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Vince McMahon: Welcome everyone to TCC Arena! Alongside Andrew Ryan, and Crowley, I’m Vincent Kennedy McMahon, here to bring you a battle that only The 9 can produce! After having no fans allowed at our battles a few months ago, purely for health and safety reasons, we are all very excited to have the members of the TCC Universe with us here tonight! Over 20,000 fans have come from all over the Multiverse to see the action! Andrew Ryan: … I was fairly certain there were 10,000 people in attendance? Crowley: Oh, let him go. Vince McMahon: And we sure are going to be giving you action tonight! Now we were originally scheduled to have a multi-person bout between the Avengers and the Justice League. Unfortunately, due to contract disputes, they had to cancel. But instead, we’ve found two teams of superheroes of even greater power and renown: The WildC.A.T.s and Ultraforce! Andrew Ryan: Who? Vince McMahon: Ha ha! Come on, Ryan! You must remember the WildC.A.T.s and Ultraforce! Andrew Ryan: I can’t say that I have. Crowley: They were really big in the ‘90s. Well, marginally big. Vince McMahon: The point is they’re here now! And will do battle for our amazing fans! Fans who would never be caught dead in that ridiculous Bunker of Rossi and Sanap’s! For now, let’s go to the back for an interview with Ultraforce! Take it away, Pizzazz! Pizzazz: So, I said, “If you actually think Jem is a better singer than me, then you must be the dumbest DJ in the history of…!” Stormer: Um, Pizzazz? Pizzazz: Don’t interrupt me, Stormer! So, anyway… Stormer: But, Pizzazz! Pizzazz: WHAT?! Jetta: Don’t look now, luv, but I think we’re on the air. Stormer: That’s what I was trying to tell you! It’s time for the interview! Pizzazz: … Roxy: Psst! Pizzazz! Say something! Jetta: Ha! Should have a camera on her more often! Stormer: Come on, Pizzazz! Tell the fans who you are and who you’re going to be interviewing! Pizzazz: Tell the fans who I am?! They already know who I am! I’m Pizzazz, lead singer for the hottest band in rock n roll, the Misfits! And uh… I’m here… in this… hallway.. to interview… to interview… Roxy: Ultraforce! Jeez, Pizzazz! Ultraforce! Pizzazz: I know that, moron! I’ll just um… knock on the door of their locker room and… Prime: Yes? Jetta: Whoa! Now we’re talkin’! Look at the size of this one! Roxy: You’re nuts, Jetta. He’s looking at me! Jetta: In your dreams, Yank! Pizzazz: All of you shut up! I’m trying to run an interview here! Prime: Um, can Prime help you ladies? Pizzazz: Huh? Oh yeah. We were…. I mean, I was… I mean the fans were… Stormer: She means, is your team ready for your fight with the WildC.A.T.S tonight? Prime: Oh. Well, we will be. As soon as Ghoul gets here. He’s running late. Stormer: Ghoul? Pizzazz: Ghoul? Ghoul: Hey, big guy! Sorry I couldn’t get here sooner! Traffic was murder! The Misfits: … AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Ghoul: Huh. What got into them? Have they never seen a dead guy before? Prime: Don’t sweat it, Ghoul. Get in here. Hardcase is going over the strategy. Vince McMahon: Uh, ha ha. Thank you, Pizzazz and the Misfits for that… inspiring reporting. Crowley: I know what it inspired me to do. Find the nearest bathroom and throw up. Vince McMahon: Then come right back to your seat because it’s time for tonight’s main event! Take it away, Bruce Buffer! Andrew Ryan: Excuse me, Vince. Vince McMahon: What now? Andrew Ryan: We actually were unable to get Mr. Buffer to the Arena. Vince McMahon: Then who’s doing the announcing? Screech: Hey everybody! It’s me, Screech! The battle terrain’s chosen that these lucky contestants will be fighting in this farm map. Winner will be the team that takes down all it’s opponents. Unless they chicken out. Get it? Cuz it’s on a farm? Oh well. It’s time for us to start the fight! So uh…. Coming to the ring first, we’ve got those cool cats, the WildC.A.T.S! Crowley: Where did you find this loser? Andrew Ryan: I didn’t. He volunteered. Would you rather it were you down there? Vince McMahon: Moving along, here comes the WildC.A.T.S! Spartan flies over the fields as Maul, Voodoo, Grifter, Zealot, and Warblade move out along the map. Void takes her place in their corner. Screech: And here are the guys they’ll be fighting! From… somewhere. It’s Ultraforce! Vince McMahon: The lovely Contrary hangs back as Hardcase, Prime, Prototype, Topaz, Ghoul, and Pixx enter. With Contrary and Void both providing tactical support for their teams, who has the advantage here, Ryan? Andrew Ryan: I would say… Vince McMahon: Sorry to interrupt, Ryan, but the official is in position. This battle of ‘90s super teams is about to begin! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: WildC.A.T.S: Spartan, Void, Voodoo, Maul, Grifter, Warblade, and Zealot. Ultraforce: Hardcase, Contrary, Pixx, Prime, Ghoul, Prototype, and Topaz. All are their cartoon versions at full strength. Location: A farm. Whoever immobilizes the opposing team, wins. Game On!

Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 27 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Ruby Rose (Semblance, Crescent Rose, fighting skill) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Carmen Sandiego (Tech, fighting skill) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Ladybug has wrapped up Miss Bourgeois up with her yoyo but Miss Bourgeois takes to the air! Miss Cage draws a Blade Blaster opens fire as Miss Bourgeois tries to swing Ladybug into the wall! Al Rossi: But check out Miss America and Phantom Lady! They’ve both finished with their power ups! Miss America is now wearing Ruby’s cloak and hood, and she has the Crescent Rose scythe! Meanwhile Phantom Lady now is adorned in Carmen Sandiego’s trademark hat and trench coat! Andel Sanap: With the other three combatants fighting each other, it appears we will be having a showdown between our two Golden Age heroines. Al Rossi: And here we go! Both of them went to Elsa’s ice magic! The magic blasts collide and scatter all over the ring! Miss America soars toward Phantom Lady who places a portal in the ring! Leaps into the air, ice and black light to the face of Miss America! Andel Sanap: The force of the blasts send Miss America tumbling into the portal! Phantom Lady puts another portal on the Battlesphere wall, but Miss America zooms through it and flies back into the ring! Al Rossi: She’s using Petal Burst! She whirls around Phantom Lady, lifting her into the air! She has to fire one of Carmen’s grapple hooks to keep from being carried out of the ring! Andel Sanap: The hook attaches to the top of the Battlesphere! Phantom Lady is taking a risk by taking the fight to the air. But will it pay off by eliminating Miss America? OK: Miss America (The fighting skills and weapons of Mercy, Anamaria, and Ruby, and Elsa’s ice magic) (Full strength) vs Phantom Lady (Chell’s Aperture Science Portal Device, Elsa’s ice magic, and Carmen’s tech and fighting skill) (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Cassie Cage, and Ladybug. Winner gets the losers powers and abilities. Game On!

Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 26 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Medusa (prehensile hair, Inhuman strength) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) Ruby Rose Tracer (Weapons, powers, tech) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Miss America tears above the ring after Miss Rose. The huntress has activated her Petal Burst semblance and is darting around the Battlesphere. Al Rossi: Miss America motioning with her hands! She’s summoning Elsa’s magic! Yes! A gust of wind is sweeping through the Battlesphere! It’s scattering the rose petals! Ruby has to reform but she is tumbling through the air! Andel Sanap: And Miss America is there to catch her! Miss Rose is struggling but can’t break free! Around and around spins Miss America and tosses Miss Rose into the Battlesphere wall and elimination. Al Rossi: Meanwhile we have Ladybug desperately trying to avoid getting snagged by Carmen Sandiego’s vines and hair! She sends a flurry of thorns at Ladybug who deflects with her yoyo, but look out! Here comes her Medusa hair from behind! Andel Sanap: Ladybug’s legs are trapped! She has no where to go! Carmen’s hair reels back and hurls her to the wall! It’s over! No! Wait! Ladybug just got the yoyo to catch on the bottom rope! She is desperately trying to climb back up to the ring! Al Rossi: Carmen furious tears at the yoyo string but here comes Phantom Lady! A forearm to the back of the head! A blast of black light! And some Elsa magic to freeze the hair in place! Carmen’s defenseless! Ladybug makes to the apron just as Phantom Lady clotheslines Carmen over and out! Andel Sanap: After 55 minutes of action, the master thief has been eliminated! But things are still at a stalemate with Miss Bourgeois and Miss Cage! Miss Bourgeois must be getting close to reaching her ka-boom threshold again, Al. Al Rossi: No kidding, Andel! Despite her power advantages, Cassie has managed to stay right with her! She’s used to facing powerful opponents, and with Trini’s Yellow Ranger Powers, Cassie has come close to eliminating her! A kick takes down Chloe! She’s seen Ladybug! She lets out a scream and charges! She’s lost it! She takes down Ladybug! And here comes Cassie! Andel Sanap: These ladies are near their breaking points! Who will eliminate who? OK: Chloe Bourgeois (Ka-Boom’s toon physics and monster form, Claw’s size and fighting skill, Tinker Bell’s flight and pixie dust, Wednesday’s weapons, and Chel’s cleverness) (Half strength and about to go ‘ka-boom’) vs Cassie Cage (Trini’s skill and Yellow Ranger power) (Half strength) vs Ladybug (Chell’s Aperture Portal Device, and Baby Doll’s toy themed weapons) (Half strength) Also currently in the ring: Miss America and Phantom Lady Winner gets the loser’s abilities/powers/weapons. Game On!

Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 25 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) Ruby Rose Tracer (Weapons, powers, tech) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Medusa and Carmen have been going blow for blow! They’ve taken to the air, Carmen with her own jetpack against Medusa’s taken from Roxy. Carmen dodges the tendrils of hair and the sweeping tail and sends Ivy’s vines into Medusa pack! Andel Sanap: It’s starting to smoke! The vines are sprouting out of the rocket pack and crushing it! Medusa has to unhook herself and leap away as it crashes into the Battlesphere! Al Rossi: She looks out of it as she stands on the ring apron, her hair grasping at the air! Carmen lands and charges toward Medusa who throws up her hands. Wait a second here. Look at Medusa! Andel Sanap: Yes, she certainly appears to be looking at Miss Sandiego with a somewhat…um…suggestive eye. Al Rossi: Oh don’t tell me she’s trying to use Minerva’s Toon powers on Carmen?! But Carmen’s drawing closer to the ropes! She’s putting her arms around Medusa! Is she under Medusa’s control?! Andel Sanap: But look, she’s jumped back! She takes out a remote and presses it! She planted a drone in Medusa’s hair! The drone takes off, dragging Medusa off the apron with it! Al Rossi: Medusa tries to swing back to the apron but she collides with the wall, and finally she is out! Andel Sanap: An unbelievable performance, Al! Now it’s Miss Sandiego who will benefit from the prehensile hair and Inhuman strength of Medusa! Al Rossi: Ladybug and Phantom Lady are looking to team up again to get Carmen out! Ladybug throws her yoyo but it gets caught in Carmen’s hair! It’s mass of follicles and vines that Carmen uses to pull Ladybug towards her! Andel Sanap: Phantom Lady fires her portal device just behind Carmen puts another portal on the Battlesphere wall. She blasts her with black light and ice than shoves her in. Al Rossi: But she’s dragging Ladybug with her! They pop out of the other portal and Carmen’s newly won hair breaks her fall as it wraps around a turnbuckle post. Ladybug has to resort to her yoyo! Andel Sanap: Now Ladybug is going after Phantom Lady! She’s looking for payback! Will she get it? OK: Carmen Sandiego (Poison Ivy’s control of plants, Medusa’s hair and strength) (Half strength) vs Phantom Lady (Chell’s portal device and Elsa’s ice magic) (Full strength) vs Ladybug (Chell’s portal device and Baby Doll’s toy themed weapons) (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Miss America, Ruby Rose, and Cassie Cage. Whoever gets the most votes gets the powers/abilities/weapons of whoever gets the least. Game On!

Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 24 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) Ruby Rose (none) Tracer (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Ruby is loading up another Dust cartridge but Tracer is blinking toward her! Ruby fires right as Tracer is in her sights! Andel Sanap: Tracer’s been hit! But she’s just hovering in mid-air! What has Ruby done to her? Al Rossi: It’s a Gravity Dust cartridge! Tracer is trying to restore her equilibrium but Ruby launches herself with Crescent Rose and blasts Tracer with a Fire Dust cartridge! Another blow from Crescent Rose and the Overwatch agent is over and out! Andel Sanap: Miss America has been hovering over the mat and watching Miss Rose. She’s letting the huntress get her power up. And it’s certainly is an impressive one. Al Rossi: You’re not kidding, Andel! She keeps her cape and hood, but now Ruby has red version of Tracer’s armor, plus her weapons and blink ability! Andel Sanap: Now Miss America descends to the ring. She appears to be gesturing to Miss Rose. One on one, just the two of them! Al Rossi: This is a tall order for Ruby. On top of Miss America’s strength, she’s also picked up the fighting skills of Anamaria, Mercy, and the ice magic of Elsa! But Ruby shows no hesitation! Holstering Crescent Rose and whipping out her versions of Tracer’s pistols! Andel Sanap: Miss Rose will need her wits about her is she means to eliminate Miss America! OK: Miss America (Mercy Graves and Anamaria’s fighting skills and weapons, and Elsa’s ice magic) (Full strength) vs Ruby Rose (Tracer’s powers, weapons, and tech) (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Medusa, Phantom Lady, Ladybug, Carmen Sandiego, and Cassie Cage. Winner gets the powers/abilities/weapons of the loser. Game On!

Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 18 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech)) Baby Doll Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) Tracer (none) Trini Kwan (none) Elsa (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: All 30 of our combatants have entered the Battlesphere! And we still of 14 of them in the ring right now! Who are you most surprised by, Andel? Al Rossi: I must say I’m impressed by how well Chel has done, Al. She has already broken 20 minutes in the Battlesphere, longer than Harley Quinn, Sonya Blade, Katie Ka-Boom. All of them had arguably more fight experience and powers than Chel, but she’s still hanging in there. Al Rossi: But then we can’t forget Medusa and Carmen! Those entered at number 1 and number 2, and they are still in this fight! That’s over 42 minutes of action! Andel Sanap: And speaking of action, we need to get back to it! Though Ladybug has been separated from Phantom Lady, she’s still determined to get the upper hand of Miss Bourgeois. Both are still in the air above the ring but Ladybug fires another portal towards Miss Bourgeois! Al Rossi: Chloe dodges as the portal connects with the Battlesphere. She’s getting more monstrous as her Ka-Boom ability is starting to heat up again. She strikes with a clawed hand at Ladybug! She got off another portal above the ring! She hurls her yoyo! Andel Sanap: Thru the portal at the top of the Battlesphere, out the other portal behind Miss Bourgeois! The yoyo caught her! A mighty yank from Ladybug and Miss Bourgeois is sent hurtling backward thru the portal, careening out of the second into the canvas! Al Rossi: Check out Baby Doll! She’s just hovering above Chloe, giggling at her getting tricked by Ladybug! Andel Sanap: Now Miss Bourgeois is truly furious! She lunges at Baby Doll and grabs her by the throat! Al Rossi: And in comes Ladybug! She dives onto both of the former allies! Andel Sanap: The Miraculous hero of Paris is not giving up! Al Rossi: But can she eliminate Chloe? Andel Sanap: Or will Miss Bourgeois finally succeed in claiming her Miraculous? Al Rossi: Or can Baby Doll pull off a giant sized upset? Anything can happen in the Battlesphere! OK: Chloe Bourgeois (Katie’s toon physics and powers, Red Claw’s size and fighting skills, and Tinker Bell’s flight and pixie dust) (Full strength) vs Baby Doll (Tinker Bell’s flight and pixie dust) (Full strength) vs Ladybug (Aperture Science Portal Device) (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Medusa, Chel, Miss America, Carmen Sandiego, Wednesday Addams, Phantom Lady, Ruby Rose, Cassie Cage, Tracer, Trini Kwan, and Elsa The winning combatant(s) will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor(s) that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On!

Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 19 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech)) Baby Doll Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) Tracer (none) Trini Kwan (none) Elsa (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: A blast of black light to the face of Elsa! In swoops Miss America with a right hand that sends her into the ropes! Andel Sanap: Princess Elsa has been caught off guard! Here come the heroes! A double clothesline sends the Frozen Princess tumbling out of the ring to the Battlesphere wall! Al Rossi: That’s a shock to me, Andel! Was really thinking Elsa could hold her own in there! But check out Chloe and Ladybug! Chloe fires her Ka-Boom laser at Ladybug, but she dodges leaps and nails her with the kick! Andel Sanap: Baby Doll is firing her doll-machine gun, Ladybug snags it out of her grip with the yoyo! She hurls it again and now she’s caught Miss Dahl! Al Rossi: Throws her into the air, and fires the portal gun! Baby Doll falls through and pops out of a portal on the Battlesphere wall! The portal closes, her feet touch the wall, she’s out! Nice maneuver by Ladybug! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois is still reeling from that kick and look out! Now she’s caught in Wednesday Addams’ Entrapta-won hair! She’s already trapped Chel, as well, and is now carrying both of them to the ropes to eliminate them! Al Rossi: Both Chloe and Chel are fighting to get loose! Chloe throws some of her pixie dust! Wednesday is starting to float into the air! Andel Sanap: Right into Chel’s birds! Al Rossi: Wednesday activates Entrapta’s drones to blast Chel’s flocks but she is forced to let Chloe and Chel go! Chloe hits the mat hard and Chel falls on top of her! Andel Sanap: Oh dear. A rough shove from Miss Bourgeois to get out from under Chel! And Chel doesn’t look please with that one bitBy The Force! Al Rossi: Yowch! What a slap by Chel! Chloe can’t believe it! And here we go! Chloe tackles Chel to the mat, raining down strikes! She’s gonna go Ka-Boom any minute! OK: Wednesday Addams (Entrapta’s prehensile hair and drones) (Half strength) VS Chloe Bourgeois (Katie’s toon physics and powers, Red Claw’s size and fighting skills, and Tinker Bell’s flight and pixie dust) (Half strength, about to go Ka-Boom) vs Chel (control of birds) (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Medusa, Miss America, Carmen Sandiego, Phantom Lady, Ladybug, Ruby Rose, Cassie Cage, Tracer, and Trini Kwan. The winning combatant(s) will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor(s) that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On!