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  1. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATTENDEES NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HellooOoOoOo, fight fans! It’s Al and Andel with more TCC action as we make our way ever closer to Battlesphere 2! And tonight, we are bringing you a historic tag bout! The first ever official TCC contest to take place outside of TCC Arena! Andel Sanap: An unusual battle to be sure, Al. But as we have stated in our Battlesphere updates*, the following competitors either just missed out on qualifying for a second chance in the sphere, or are determined to redeem themselves following their performances. *If you haven’t seen the updates, why not see them now? https://www.magneticferret.com/forum/index.php?/blogs/entry/448-battlesphere-2-update-1/ Battlesphere 2 Update #2 - broadwaybeyonder - The Magnetic Ferret Message Boards Al Rossi: At the moment we are broadcasting live from the USS Defiant. Under the cover of our cloaking device, we are able to hover high above the urban squalor below us without being seen. Andel Sanap: And this is the “Gotham City” you spoke of? Al Rossi: Yep. And if the temporal historians the TCC hired are worth their salaries, it should be another freak filled day for Gothamites. Which will be so much the better for this battle! See, folks, given the bizarre combination of combatants we are dealing with, the TCC decided that this battle needed to be specially arranged to make sure that it’s fair for all concerned. Andel Sanap: I still don’t like the idea of these ladies being put into this position. Al Rossi: AKA, you’ve got a bad feeling about this? Andel Sanap: Put simply, yes. Al Rossi: Well, at least let me let the folks at home know what they’re in for tonight! Our contestants have been put into teams, one fighter paired with one non-combatant. The non-combatants have been placed on the outskirts of downtown Gotham City. They have been tasked with traversing through the city to reach Wayne Tower. The first to reach the tower wins. Andel Sanap: And in order to assist them through this dangerous terrain, the ladies have each been given an earpiece to communicate with their partner and a gold bracelet containing a signaling device. When activated, the device automatically teleports the non-combatant’s partner to their location. After 3 minutes, the device teleports the partner back here to us on the Defiant. After 5 uses, the non-combatant is on her own. Al Rossi: So it’s up to them to use their teleports wisely. Cassie, Sonya, and Claw are all in the loading bay waiting for their summons. Let’s turn on the viewscreen to see where our other three ladies are starting from. Andel Sanap: Snow White is looking bewildered standing on a corner in Gotham City’s Chinatown district. Her path to Wayne Tower will be leading her through an area currently being affected by Scarecrow’s fear toxin. Cassie Cage: Ok, princess, talk to me. Snow White: I… I hear you, Cassie. Cassie Cage: Great. Now all we need to do is to get you that tower. If you need me, you remember how to use the bracelet. Snow White: Yes. I just hope I’ll be brave enough for this. The people walking around here don’t look all that friendly. Cassie Cage: Ah relax. I’ve got your back. Anybody tries to mess with you, we’ll kick their butts. Snow White: Oh. Um, if you say so. Al Rossi: Meanwhile on the edge of Little Italy, we’ve got Cinderella watching a protest taking place by the Gotham Town Hall. We’ve got reports of a Poison Ivy neurotoxin attack on her path. Cinderella: The size of this city is incredible! All of these people! Sonya Blade: And a lot of them are dangerous, your highness. I can try to guide you with the earpiece, but do your best to avoid unnecessary contact. I don’t want you to be left without any teleports to summon me. I’ve a feeling the TCC have more than a few surprises for us closer to the tower. Cinderella: I’ll do my best, general. Andel Sanap: And finally, in the Fashion District, we find Miss Chel. Who has already gotten some… ahem, attention from passersby. Chel: Hey, fellas! Nice day for a walk, huh? Red Claw: Will you stop fooling around? I will not have us lose this contest because you were wasting time flirting! Chel: Hey! We got nothing to worry about! There’s no way those goody goody princesses are going to last longer in this city than me! I bet they’ll burn through all their summons before I need you once! Red Claw: I am a trained mercenary! You will use your teleport when I order you. Is that clear? Chel: Oh, yes sir! Sheesh what a grouch. Al Rossi: Chel certainly is sounding the most confident. Andel Sanap: Hopefully not overconfident. Her path to Wayne Tower is taking her straight into a part of the city being doused by Joker Venom. And as all of our contestants get nearer to the tower, they will all be entering an area where citizens have been exposed to Bane’s Venom. Al Rossi: So our teams really will be needing those teleports if they want to cross the finish line! Well, enough chitchat! Let’s get this thing started! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: The three ‘non-combatants’ are working their way through downtown Gotham. Apart from the normal city threats and hazards they also need to pass through an area attacked by one of Batman’s villains (Snow White/Scarecrow, Cinderella/Poison Ivy, Chel/Joker). They each have 5 teleports to summon their partner for three minutes at a time. First to reach Wayne Tower, wins. Game On!
  2. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS! Welcome to TCC Arena! The building is packed, and we are back to bring you more TCC action! It’s Al Rossi! Andel Sanap: And Jedi Master Andel Sanap! May the Force be with you all on this momentous occasion. The first match to take place since the fall of the 9. Al Rossi: And it’s going to be a wild one, Andel! While we were on the run from the 9, we were noticing some conversation about an interesting matchup that we were surprised hadn’t taken place already! Two allies of the X-Men who possessed incredible fighting skills, heightened with the ability to shift luck in their favor. And so tonight, we are going to answer the question of who is the better combatant: it’s Longshot vs Domino! Andel Sanap: Certainly an intriguing contest. Longshot was genetically engineered to serve the will of Mojo, but since gaining his freedom has used his powers to fight to free his fellow slaves and battle alongside the X-Men. Domino has also been the subject of experiments by the US government and has also aligned with X-Men when she isn’t working as a mercenary. Al Rossi: Two combatants who are never concerned with the odds, because they can easy use their powers to flip them in their favor! Let’s send it down to Philippa and Chloe for a word from today’s combatants! Philippa Forrester: Gee, you really are going to fight? I would hate to see anything happen to you. Longshot: Don’t worry, Miss Forrester. I’m no stranger to games like this. If I can handle Mojo’s arenas, I’ll be fine. Philippa Forrester: Wow! I bet that’s not all you could handle! Maybe we could get a bite to eat after the battle? Chloe Bourgeois: Umm, Philippa? Helloooo? Philippa!! Hmph! What’s gotten into her? We’re supposed to be conducting interviews! Leave it to me to be the professional one around here! Domino: Don’t be too hard on her, kid. Longshot’s powers tend to make the women around him kind of… Heh, excited. Why do think I’m standing over here? Chloe Bourgeois: Oh puh-leeze! How could anybody find that three fingered freak attractive? Well, I guess his face is kind of cute. And his hair. Wouldn’t mind having him on a poster in my room… WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT AM I SAYING?! Domino: Umm, Chloe, why don’t you stand on this side of me and ask me your questions? Chloe Bourgeois: Oh! Um, yeah, right. So, what do you think is going to be your best chance to beat loverboy? Er, I mean, Longshot? Domino: Don’t worry, me and Longshot have teamed up before, and I’ve seen footage of all of his tricks. He’s a nice guy, but after I’m done with him even his powers won't be enough to get a lady to look at him again. Umm, Chloe? Chloe Bourgeois: Hmm? What? Phillipa Forrester: How about you do your job and stop ogling Longshot? Chloe Bourgeois: Me?! Ridiculous! Utterly Ridiculous! You’ve been undressing him with your eyes for the last 5 minutes! Phillipa Forrester: Not true, you little…! Longshot: Ladies! Please! I didn’t mean for you to fight! Domino: Yeah, leave the combat to us. Sheesh, Longshot, couldn’t you turn your powers down or something? Longshot: It’s a package deal, Domino. It’s something I have struggled with all my life. Domino: Right. Some struggle. Having to deal with women falling over themselves trying to get close to you. Oh, poor you. Longshot: Maybe it would be for the best for us to go back to our locker rooms. See you on the battle terrain, Domino, and… Domino and Longshot: Good Luck! Andel Sanap: Do you think we need to send in the Winchesters to break up Miss Forrester and Miss Bourgeois? Al Rossi: Don’t worry, Andel. Longshot’s powers only affect women in his general vicinity. They’ll be back to normal by now. And things are looking are looking a little different here in the arena, thanks to the presence of the new commission. We’ve got the Winchesters, Ryan, and Austin on foot patrol with security in the arena, Goliath keeping an eye in the sky, and Superman watching us from orbit. Yugi and Sarah are on the lookout for any supernatural disturbances, and the Doctor has upped the strength of the paradox barriers. With all these safety measures in place, we are sure to be able to present tonight’s match without any interference! Andel Sanap: And the battle terrain has already generated the ‘map’ where this match will take place. Longshot and Domino will be facing off in a Portal inspired map. Pools of acid, crushers, vats of gel, and an army of turrets await the combatants. Al Rossi: They also will be starting the battle without their traditional weapons. They will have to find where they have been hidden on the battle terrain. And I hear that the boys may have added a portal gun into the map too! But here’s Justin Roberts for the introductions! Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! The first combatant to immobilize their opponent wins! Introducing first, hailing from the Mojoverse: LOOOOOOOONGSHOOOOOOOOT!!! Al Rossi: With a flash of light in his eye, Longshot somersaults onto the battle terrain to the cheers of the crowd. Andel Sanap: The women seem to be particularly enthusiastic. I thought you said his powers didn’t have that long a range? Al Rossi: Hey, you surprised? The guy isn’t exactly Quasimodo without his powers. Justin Roberts: And his opponent, representing X-Force: DOMINOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Andel Sanap: Domino powerwalks to her starting position and stands at the ready for action. Al Rossi: Now this is how to put on a fight! The fans are buzzing, we’re commentating, and Mercy is ready to put the loser back together again! But stick around after the match, folks! Because Andel and I have a HUGE announcement to make! Andel Sanap: For now, let the battle begin! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: Domino and Longshot are facing off in a Portal 2 inspired map. They start unarmed but can find their standard handheld weapons on the battle terrain. Whoever survives the map’s hazards and immobilizes their opponent wins. Game On!
  3. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLANCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Ladybug: NO! CHLOE! Ruby Rose: Ladybug! I’m so sorry. Vinnie: Save your feeling sorry for these 9 creeps! Why don’t you cowards come down here and fight?! Maximillion Pegasus: Sorry to disappoint you, my furry friend. But the 9 don’t need to engage in fisticuffs. But if you boys and girls are really desperate for action… KRACKABOOM! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: What an explosion! It’s Rassilon blasting at our people with his gauntlet! Jareth’s spheres are floating onto the battle terrain and imprisoning the Street Sharks! Andel Sanap: And Mongul and Andrew Ryan are leading a platoon of troopers to surround the rest of our rebellion. Mercy: Ruby! You’re with me! Give the others air support! Ruby Rose: On it! Al Rossi: Mercy and Ruby take to the air! Trini and the Biker Mice are fighting off the troopers. Ruby goes in for a strike on Mongul and he doesn’t even budge! Andel Sanap: Ladybug is being overwhelmed! Trini jumps in to save her! KSSH! Philippa Forrester: Al! Andel! Can anybody hear me?! Vince McMahon: What’s that hack doing on our signal?! Andel Sanap: Miss Forrester! What’s happening? Philippa Forrester: I’m on board the Defiant! Miss America is using her strength and ice powers to breach the hull! We don’t know how long we can… KSSSSH! Al Rossi: Phillipa! Code Independence! Hold out for as long as you can! Philippa Forrester: Got it, Al! I hope it’ll be worth… KSSSSSH! Crowley: Code Independence? What’s that supposed to mean? Maximillion Pegasus: Don’t worry, Crowley. My Millennium Eye will reveal what is in little Al’s mind. Al Rossi: Don’t bother, Cyclops! Unless you tell your boys to stand down, Sisko will be setting the Defiant on a collision course with TCC Arena. Vince McMahon: WHAT?! Andel Sanap: One of Al’s favorite movies is Independence Day. Crowley: You’re bluffing! You wouldn’t send those people and your mic wench on a suicide mission. Al Rossi: They can use their escape pods. And unless you and those slimeballs you have in the audience are ready to start running now, I’d say it’s a good time to tell your forces to take five. David Xanatos: Do as he says. Vince McMahon: Who’s side are you on, Xanatos?! David Xanatos: The 9, and mine. Better to keep the stalemate than risk mutual destruction. Maximillion Pegasus: Hmm. Miss America, return to TCC Arena. Troopers, keep your weapons trained on the rebels. Andel Sanap: Well played, Al. What is our next move? Al Rossi: Yeeeeeah, I don’t have one. Andel Sanap: … You don’t have one?! Al Rossi: Take it easy! I didn’t think we’d have to use Code Independence! David Xanatos: May I make a suggestion? Crowley: Do we have a bloody choice? David Xanatos: Seeing as how we still have an audience ready for some violence, perhaps we can give them what they want and settle this matter once and for all. Al Rossi: We’re listening. David Xanatos: One last battle. One of your rebels against Miss America. If our champion is victorious, your rebellion ends, and all of you will be placed in death matches for our paying customers. Andel Sanap: Careful, Al. Al Rossi: Okay, Xanatos. But if our champion wins, the 9 are done for good! You release Miss America from whatever mind control you’ve put on her, and you are ALL out of the TCC! Maximillion Pegasus: My, my, my. Now this does sound like my kind of game! You’ve got a deal! Crowley: You’re not seriously listening to this garbage?! Vince McMahon: Yeah! Let’s just kill ‘em now! Maximillion Pegasus: SILENCE! I speak for the 9, and it is final! Al Rossi: Okay, down there on the battle terrain! Who is ready for a fight? Ladybug: Let me! I want to make these people pay for what they did to Chloe! Trini Kwan: Sorry, Ladybug. You’re too hurt. I’ll do it. My battles with Chloe are what brought so many viewers to TCC Arena. I’ll gladly fight for her now! KRACKABOOM! Maximillion Pegasus: Brave words, Trini girl. But our champion has just arrived. Miss America, prepare yourself for battle! Show no mercy! Miss America: Understood, Mr. Pegasus. Trini Kwan: I’m ready for you, Miss America. If beating you is what it’s going to take to free you from the 9, then I’ve got a gift from an old friend that’s going to help me do just that! Vince McMahon: What’s that she’s holding? Crowley: Aw hell. Al Rossi: The Green Ranger Coin! Trini Kwan: Sabretooth Tiger! Dragonzord! Unify! It’s Morphin’ Time! HA! Andel Sanap: She has morphed into her combined Yellow/Green Ranger form from her 2nd battle with Miss Bourgeois! Al Rossi: It’s all come down to this! The future of the TCC hangs in the balance! Maximillion Pegasus: Enjoy this battle, gentlemen! It’s the last you will ever call! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence Combat! OK: Click here for the previous battle. Match 18850 Callisto (Xena) and Harley Quinn vs. Chloe Bourgeois - CBUB Rated Matches - The Magnetic Ferret Message Boards Search the tags “Transdimensional Combat Commission”, “Battlesphere Battle Royal”, and “The Bunker” for the other parts of this arc. Miss America is at twice her normal strength, amplified by the Elsa magic she acquired after winning the Battlesphere Battle Royal. Trini Kwan has the combined power of the Yellow and Green Rangers, including their Zords. Game On!
  4. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLANCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Vince McMahon: Hello, everyone! And welcome back to TCC Arena! Maximillion Pegasus: And The 9 are happy to say welcome back to our dear Vince. Crowley: Yeah. What exactly have you been up to lately, Vincent? Vince McMahon: Haha! Er, thanks for the kind words, gentlemen, but we need to get down to business! Maximillion Pegasus: Yes, indeed we do. After our last battle resulted in Chloe girl being a party crasher**, we decided that if she was so eager to battle, we’d be nice enough to oblige her! Crowley: So now this brat is getting what she deserves: a fight to the death against two ladies who are not only two the baddest birds in the multiverse, but also were doing commentary and interviews in the old Khazan days. The warlord Callisto and the clown girl of Gotham Harley Quinn! Maximillion Pegasus: And with the doubled security here at the Arena, we of The 9 are confident that there is no possible way that Rossi, Sanap, or any of their fellow rebels will be able to interfere with tonight’s battle. A battle that will be taking place on our Mile High Skyscraper map. Vince McMahon: Yes, ladies and gentlemen! The Battle Terrain has projected a 50-floor building in the center of TCC Arena! Our combatants will have to battle their way from the roof to the bottom floor in order to escape. First to eliminate their competition and walk out the front door, wins! Maximillion Pegasus: How exciting! Our combatants have already been teleported to the top of the roof. Let’s send it up to Mongul! Mongul: TONIGHT! THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISION BRINGS YOU A BATTLE THAT PROVES ONCE AND FOR ALL THE FUTILITY OF OPPOSING THE 9! THIS BATTLE WILL BE A 2 ON 1 FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH NO RESSURECTION FOR THE VANQUISHED! Chloe Bourgeois: Oh, enough already! It’s bad enough you losers are forcing me into this totally unfair fight to the death. Do you really have to bore me to death first? Mongul: SILENCE, CHILD! Callisto: Hmm. Feisty. Too bad we have to kill her. Chloe Bourgeois: This is ridiculous! Utterly… ! Crowd: … Chloe Bourgeois: Uh… ridiculous? Hey! Why didn’t you people copy me like you used to? Harley Quinn: Cuz they aren’t here for a singalong, French Fry. They’re here to watch us clobber ya! Chloe Bourgeois: And just why are you two here? I thought you were at least trying to be good guys! Callisto: Ha! Please! Did you really think you could try to take my place in Khazan and get away with it? I was fighting in arenas and doing interviews before you were born! The 9 were willing to pay a large amount for me to tear you apart, but I’ll gladly finish you for free. Chloe Bourgeois: And what about you, Bozo? Harley Quinn: Meh. I could use the exercise. Mongul: ENOUGH! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN! Chloe Bourgeois: Fine! Pollen! Buzz On! Umm, Pollen? Maximillion Pegasus: Oh dear, silly me. I forgot to mention that we swapped out your Miraculous for a fake. Don’t worry, Chloe girl, it’s hidden in the skyscraper and you can use it if you find it. If you live that long! SLAM!! Chloe Bourgeois: Hey! Watch it! Vince McMahon: Haha! Harley Quinn misses with the hammer and Miss Bourgeois leaps to the door to start the fight. Callisto draws her sword and her and Harley give chase! Hey, Crowley. Are the Misfits in position? Crowley: Yeah, yeah. Ready to run interference if necessary. This brat doesn’t stand a chance in… ***KLAXON*** Vince McMahon: What the hell is that?! Screech: Uh, hello? Mr. Pegasus? Can you hear me? Maximillion Pegasus: Yes, Screech. What is the meaning of this commotion? Screech: Oh, it’s nothing! Just the control room is reporting some explosions outside the Arena’s forcefield. Crowley: You prat! We’re under attack! It’s Al and Andel’s idiots! Vince McMahon: Get security out there on the double! Don’t let them in the Arena! Maximillion Pegasus: Relax, boys. By the time our troublemakers get inside, it will be too late for Chloe girl! OK: **To read about how Chloe got caught by The 9, click here! Match 18710 Kylo Ren vs. Reva Sevander - CBUB Rated Matches - The Magnetic Ferret Message Boards As far as this match up, Chloe will need to work her way down the skyscraper, reclaim her Miraculous, and defeat Harley and Callisto to win. If you believe that Al and Andel can get through and stop the fight, that also would count as a win for Chloe. Game On!
  5. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Maximillion Pegasus: Oh, hello, boys and girls! It’s your old pals, the 9, giving you another thrilling match up! And joining me in the booth today is none other than the most revered Time Lord of Gallifrey, 9 member Lord Rassilon! Rassilon: I trust that this contest will be worthy of our greatness, Pegasus. I’ve found some of these battles to be rather… disappointing. Maximillion Pegasus: Oh, Rassy boy, don’t be like that! I for one got a kick out of seeing LeBron play against Michael. Rassilon: Children’s games. We are the sole providers of combat to the multiverse. Surely, we are capable of more than pathetic displays of human athleticism. Maximillion Pegasus: Hmm. Maybe I should gotten someone else to do commentary with me today. But not to worry! Today’s crowd is filled with hooded and cloaked fans anxious to see a battle of the Dark Side. It’s Kylo Ren vs Third Sister Reva Sevander! Rassilon: Really? I have been meaning to see practitioners of the Force in action. And unencumbered by the codes of these Jedi, I have no doubt we will see their full powers on display. Maximillion Pegasus: Oh yes! One driven by a desire to kill Darth Vader, the other determined to be the next Darth Vader! The makings of a classic! Let’s send it down to the battle terrain and… Rassilon: Pegasus. Isn’t this where you show footage of the combatants getting interviewed by that group of imbecilic women? Maximillion Pegasus: The Misfits, yes. Normally yes, but err… we’ve had a little difficulty. Rassilon: What difficulty? Those fools have managed to bungle every interview they’ve tried to give. What could have stopped them this time? Maximillion Pegasus: Weeeeell, it turns out that when the girls tried to get comments from Kylo and Reva, both of them were in the middle of meditation sessions. When they snapped them out of it, the two were apparently so enraged they proceeded to take their lightsabers and eviscerate the lot of them. Rassilon: Good. Perhaps we can get some capable interviewers next time. Maximillion Pegasus: Sorry, Rassy. They are already getting put back together by Dr. Stockman and …ahem Davros. Rassilon: Hmm. Maximillion Pegasus: …With that said, let’s throw it down to Mongul for the introductions! Mongul: TONIGHT! WE BRING YOU THE BATTLE OF THE DARK SIDE! THE BATTLE TERRAIN HAS BEEN SELECTED! OUR TWO FORCE USERS WILL BE DOING BATTLE IN THE MUSTAFAR FOUNDRY MAP! Maximillion Pegasus: Ooh! With the Vader connection this should prove most entertaining! Platforms, equipment, streams of lava. Probably the most hazardous map we have devised! Mongul: OUR FIRST COMBATANT! REPRESENTING THE KNIGHTS OF REN: KYLO REN! Rassilon: Walking out onto the landing platform, wearing his helmet. He ignites his lightsaber and holds it at the ready. Mongul: AND HIS OPPONENT! REPRESENTING THE INQUISITORIUS: THIRD SISTER REVA SEVANDER! Maximillion Pegasus: An astonishing entrance as Reva uses her double-bladed lightsaber to fly over the battle terrain and land on the platform across from Kylo! She closes it to crescent mode and points the blade at him! Reva Sevander: Once I defeat you, it will prove that I will be ready to take my revenge on Vader! Kylo Ren: Such arrogance. I will make this quick. Maximillion Pegasus: The crowd is clapping and stomping the ground in anticipation! Rassilon: The official is in place! Let the battle commence! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: Kylo Ren (Force Awakens) vs Reva Sevander (Obi-Wan Kenobi pre-Vader fight) Both are at full strength. They are fighting on a map made to resemble the Anakin/Obi-Wan fight scene from Revenge of the Sith. This is a fight to the death. Game On!
  6. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Crowley: Hello, boys and girls. That’s right, we’re back. It’s Crowley, the king of Hell, and Jareth, the king of hair product. Jareth: Excuse me? Crowley: Oh. I mean, the king of goblins, of course. Jareth: Listen, Cowley… Crowley: That’s Crowley. Jareth: Yes. If I were you, I’d stick to commentating on this battle. I am not in the mood. Crowley: Aww, somebody still salty about being chucked into a bottomless pit by a misshapen Goonie? Jareth: Don’t try my patience, demon! Crowley: Alright, alright. Don’t get your tights in a knot. This match-up should get you in a better mood. Two women who have been called the toughest birds of the 90s: it’s the Slayer Buffy Summers vs the Warrior Princess Xena! Jareth: Hmph. I suppose that may prove… diverting. Two strong spirited competitors, known for battling overwhelming odds. Crowley: Now you’re talking. Earlier today, the Misfits were sent to get an interview with Xena. Here’s what happened when they visited the Warrior Princess’ dressing room. Pizzazz: Hold that camera steady, geek! Screech: I’m tryin’, Pizzazz! It’s heavy! Roxy: You’ll be wearing it on your head if you don’t film us right! Screech: Ok, ok! And we’re rollin’! Pizzazz: Hey, losers! It’s Pizzazz! Here to get you TCC freaks another backstage scoop! We’re about to get a one-on-one interview with Xena! I actually was originally cast to play Xena on the show, but that bimbo Lucy Lawless snaked it from me. Stormer: Oh wow! Jetta: Oh brother. Pizzazz: Clam up! Ahem. I’ll just knock on her door and… Screech: Hey! The door’s unlocked! Roxy: Thanks a lot, Sherlock. Stormer: She must be out training for the fight or something. Pizzazz: This is even better! Come on with that camera, Screech! Stormer: I don’t know if you should be in there, Pizzazz. Pizzazz: Of course I am! I’m an interviewer, right? Like a reporter! I can go wherever I want! Oooo! Get a load of this! Roxy: Isn’t that that frisbee thing Xena fights with? Screech: It’s called a chakram. Pizzazz: No one asked you, creep! I worked with this thing for weeks when I was trying out for the show. Jetta: Ha! Tell another one! Pizzazz: You calling me a liar? Fine! I’ll show you! Ha! SCHWING! Jetta: Hey! Stormer: Watch it! CRASH! CRASH! SCHWING! Roxy: Grab that thing before it wrecks the whole room! Pizzazz: Are you nuts?! I’m not getting standing in the way of that… Stormer: Look out! CLANG! Roxy: Whoa! It’s pinned to the wall! Jetta: By a… stick? Buffy: A stake, actually. Stormer: Whoa! Buffy Summers! Buffy: Yep, that would be me. And who are you people? Pizzazz: I am Pizzazz, and these are the Misfits. Screech: Ahem. Pizzazz: Oh. And Screech. Buffy: Oh, right. You’re the clowns the 9 hired to do the backstage interviews. Roxy: Who you calling a clown, shorty? Buffy: Hmm. Let’s see. Could it be the group of grown women who looked like they stuck their hair in all 31 of Baskin-Robbins flavors? Jetta: Take that back, brat, or we’ll… Xena: What is all this? Stormer: Xena! Screech: Uh oh. Xena: Hello, Buffy. I hope you’re ready for the battle tonight. Buffy: Don’t worry about me. Sorry that your best leather onesie is about to get all messed up. Xena: Ha! You might just be a challenge after all. But speaking of mess, what happened to my room? Buffy: Well, the thing is… Pizzazz: Oh, look at the time! We need to get back to the control room! Move, Misfits! Screech: But what about the interv… Pizzazz: Just shut up and move it! Jareth: And another Misfits interview becomes a disaster. Crowley: Don’t worry, we can pay for the damage to the room by taking it out of their salaries. But enough about the Misfits! It’s almost time for our two ladies to go to war. The battle terrain has already been formatted, and the map has been chosen. It is Sunnydale High, Buffy’s school, but it has been combined with a jungle forest terrain. Vines and branches break through walls and the whole place isn’t looking all that sturdy. Jareth: Moreso the challenge for our combatants. Buffy enters the school from the east entrance, and Xena from the west. Xena has her sword and chakram, and Buffy has her trusty stake and a longsword of her own. And, say, Comley… Crowley: Crowley. Jareth: If this is a replica of Buffy’s school, doesn’t that mean that more vampire hunting weapons are hidden in the library? Crowley: Why of course. The 9 are nothing if not thorough. And here we go! Buffy and Xena have spotted each other. They’re holding their weapons at the ready! Here’s the official! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Xena: AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!! OK: Xena and Buffy are at full strength. Xena has her sword and chakram, Buffy has her sword and stake. They are battling in a ruined version of Sunnydale High. First to immobilize their opponent, wins. Game On!
  7. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Ernie Johnson: Hello, everyone! From Studio J presented by the TCC, welcome to Inside the NBA. Ernie Johnson, alongside Shaq, Kenny, and Charles as we prepare to answer a question that for years now has only resulted in constant internet debate. Charles Barkley: What? Shaq’s acting career? Shaquille O’Neal: Don’t start, Chuck. Ernie Johnson: I’m referring of course to the question of who is the GOAT of basketball: Michael Jordan or LeBron James? From players to fans to pundits everyone seems to have an opinion, but it seemed we would never have an answer of who would win head-to-head. Tonight, Kenny, we’re getting that answer with the assistance of the TCC. Kenny Smith: Yeah, Ernie, it’s crazy to think that we are finally going to see two of the best ever, in their primes, playing 1 on 1. Though there has been some controversy going into this, people talking about how this TCC only set up the game because of bad press they got from recent bad business decisions. But I think the fans are going to see a show tonight and it’s gonna be worth it. Ernie Johnson: Yes, and we’d like to welcome any TCC fans who are watching us for the first time tonight. Charles Barkley: Yeah, shout out to all you geeks out there. Kenny Smith: Oh, come on, Chuck! Why you have to do them like that? Charles Barkley: Like what? Ernie Johnson: Calling the viewers geeks? Charles Barkley: Cuz they are! What would you call a bunch of people watching some French girl dressed up like a bumblebee? Kenny Smith: Oh my God. Ernie Johnson: Before you dig yourself too deep again, Charles, you should know that there is another TCC licensed fighter in the studio right now. Charles Barkley: Well, it isn’t you, you never fought nobody. Shaquille O’Neal: It’s me, bum! Charles Barkley: You?! Kenny Smith: That’s right. That acting career coming through! Charles Barkley: You fighting against Power Rangers and Wonder Woman? Ernie Johnson: Just who have you fought, Shaq? Shaquille O’Neal: Nobody yet, they’re all scared of me. Kenny Smith: Oh, of course they are. Charles Barkley: You’ve got to be kidding! Why is Mr. Sensitive in this thing? Ernie Johnson: One of those ‘geeks’ you were talking about nominated him. Charles Barkley: Seriously? Kenny Smith: Yeah, Chuck, you need to be nicer to those guys. Charles Barkley: Hey! One of you nice geeks nominate me! I’ll get in that TCC and whoop Shaq’s… Ernie Johnson: Anyway, Kenny, how about you go to the board and go over the rules for this game? Kenny Smith: Sure thing. We’ve already said that the TCC has selected Michael and LeBron in their primes. This is a full-length game, four 15-minute quarters with 7 timeouts per half. Another difference is how the game will be officiated. One of the big points people keep bringing up is how fouls are called nowadays compared to Jordan’s era. For this game, the first quarter will be called under modern NBA rules, and the second quarter will be called under 90s NBA rules. So, expect a lot of physicality there. But in the second half, this is where it could get crazy. Because for the second half, the foul calling and rules will be dependent on whoever is in the lead at the time. So, if Michael is leading LeBron, the game will be called by 90s rules and vice versa. Shaquille O’Neal: You get all that, Chuck? What you on your phone for? Charles Barkley: I’m trying to get this guy to nominate me! He won’t until I apologize for insulting Chloe… Bougie? Kenny Smith: I think it’s Bourgeois. Ernie Johnson: Real quick, fellas, who you got for this game? Kenny Smith: Gotta go with Michael. With these rules he could run away with this. Shaquille O’Neal: Kenny, you were saying it could get physical. LeBron has the size advantage, and he has something to prove. He’s been having to deal with people comparing him to Jordan all his life. I think he powers through, and LeBron takes it. Ernie Johnson: And what do you say, Chuck? Shaquille O’Neal: He’s saying nothing! This dummy is too busy trying to apologize to get in the TCC. Charles Barkley: Oh, I’ll be there. And when I do you better watch your back, that’s all I’m saying. Ernie Johnson: Well, it’s just about time for the tip off! Let’s send it to Madison Square Garden and Kevin Harlan to call the action! Kevin? Kevin Harlan: Thanks, Ernie, thanks, guys, and welcome to MSG, ladies and gentlemen! The crowd is buzzing with anticipation. Jordan and James have been warming up and are now we are ready to begin. Both men are at center court! Bruce Buffer with the introductions. Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits TIME! To my left, representing the Cleveland Cavaliers, from St. Vincent-St. Mary High School and Akron, Ohio, number 23: LeBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES! And to my right, representing the Chicago Bulls, from North Carolina, at guard, 6’6”: MichAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEL JOOOOOOOOOOOORDAAAAAAAAAAN! Kevin Harlan: We are about to witness history, ladies and gentlemen! The two men nod at each other and the official moves in between them with the ball. They crouch down, ready for the tip off. The ball is in the air! We are underway! OK: Jordan and James are both in their primes. Full length game with 7 timeouts per half. 1st quarter: modern NBA rules. 2nd quarter: 90s NBA rules. 2nd half: Whoever is in the lead determines which set of rules will be applied. Game On!
  8. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Maximillion Pegasus: Hello, everyone! Welcome one and all to TCC Arena! It’s me, your friend Maximillion Pegasus, along with Crowley. I know you are all as excited as we are to bring you another evening of entertainment. Crowley: Yeah, especially now that we’ve taken care of those two meatheads Sanap and Rossi. None of you will have to hear their rambling ever again. Maximillion Pegasus: Well said, Crowley boy! Crowley: Don’t… ever call me that. Maximillion Pegasus: Hmm. As you wish. But for all you good boys and girls out there, we’ve got a special treat for you! In celebration of our first TCC event since the fall of the Bunker, we are going to present a brand-new innovation! Tonight, two groups of kiddies will have to use their courage, strength, and wits in a race against the clock! It’s the Goonies from Astoria, Oregon vs the Hawkins A.V. Club from Hawkins, Indiana! Crowley: The little brats are being teleported to the Gorge now, which has been outfitted by the Nine with a variety of obstacles and a maze they’ll need to overcome if they want to survive. And win, of course. Maximillion Pegasus: Too true, Crowley. And to show you these obstacles, here are our backstage interviewers the Misfits and Screech! Pizzazz: Hey, losers! It’s your favorite rock band the Misfits! Jetta: Can we hurry this up, Pizzazz? Roxy: Yeah! We got better places to be than this dump! Pizzazz: Cool it! We’re here to show these people what the 9 did to spruce up this place! Over here we got our dear friend Screech! Screech: Uhhhh, hi, ladies. Stormer: Screech, what’s with the pads and the football helmet? Screech: Well, Pizzazz and I flipped a coin to decide which of us were going to go into the maze to show it off and I lost. Pizzazz: But you are a good sport, Screech, dear. Jetta: Screech, dear?! Roxy: I think Pizzazz has finally flipped! Pizzazz: Now you go on ahead into the cave and make sure your camera is turned on so we can see what you see. Screech: Are you sure it’s safe for me to go in there? Pizzazz: Sure I’m sure. You’ll do great! Screech: Okay. Here I go! Stormer: What are you being so nice to Screech for, Pizzazz? Jetta: That little toad was the one who ruined our outfits at the last battle! Pizzazz: I know that! You think I’m dumb or something? Do you really think I’d risk having to crawl around an underground maze on a coin toss? Ha! It was a double headed coin I got from Eric! Roxy: Haha! Now you’re talkin’! Screech: Um, Pizzazz? Misfits? Can you hear me? Pizzazz: Oh, we hear you alright. You are coming in loud and clear! Screech: Well, folks, it’s pretty dark in here. The 9 have dug into the Gorge walls and created a whole system of passageways for the victims… I mean, the combatants to get through. Pizzazz: And there are also a ton of traps and surprises in there. And I can show you with this remote here. Let’s see. What does this button do? CRASH! Screech: Hey! Where did that boulder come from?! Jetta: HA! Wicked! Crush the little bugger! Pizzazz: Anyone want to try? Roxy: Let me do it! There! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! Screech: Oh, come on, ladies! Stormer: Look at ‘im run! Pizzazz: That idiot’s heading down the corridor! If I remember right, that should lead straight into… Demogorgon: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Screech: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Pizzazz: The Demogorgon pit. Stormer: Umm…That’s all the time we have, folks! Back to you guys at the desk! Maximillion Pegasus: Ah, it does my heart good to see the boys and girls having fun. Don’t you agree, Crowley? Crowley: As long as we can still put Screech back together again after getting mauled by a Demogorgon. Maximillion Pegasus: But I’ve just been informed that our combatants have arrived at the entrance to the maze. Let’s go to our live feed to watch as they meet the member of the 9 who will be personally overseeing this match up! Mikey: Brand! Guys! Where are we? Brand: Take it easy, shrimp. Is everybody ok? Mouth: Why? If I have a booboo can Stef kiss it to make it better? Stef: In your dreams, loser. Chunk: Guys, this is crazy! We were in Mikey’s living room and then it’s like we were all composted here! Data: Not composted! Teleported! Andy: Brand, I’m scared. Brand: Just everybody quiet! Just give me a second! Mouth: Time’s up! Jerk Alert! Check out the dweebs over there! Will: Umm, who are those guys? Jonathan: Will! Get behind me! Max: Is this place the Upside Down? Dustin: Do those people look like Demogorgons to you? Lucas: They might be Flayed though. Nancy: Whoever they are, this isn’t the Upside Down. Which means we are somewhere completely different. That… doesn’t make me feel any better. Mike: Hey! Who are you? My name is Mike. Mike Wheeler. Mikey: I’m Mike Walsh. These are my friends, the Goonies. Mouth: And we’re not all named Mike, by the way. Dustin: The Goonies? Hey! Isn’t that the movie that came out? Chunk: We’re in a movie? Cool! Jareth: As much as I loathe to interrupt… Lucas: Crap! Where did he come from?! Nancy: Is that…? Andy and Stef: David Bowie?! Jareth: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jareth, and I have brought you here to make you… charming children an offer. Jonathan: How about you offer us a ride back home? Jareth: What? You’ve only just arrived! But I will return you to your normal, mundane lives if you succeed in my quest. Mike: Quest? Jonathan: Mike. Jareth: Why, of course. The entrance of that cave leads to an underground maze. A labyrinth, if you will. Be the first to reach the exit, and I will send you back home. Max: No way! What do you have waiting for us in there? Jareth: Oh, all sorts of gruesome, grizzly things. But more than your freedom awaits you. I understand some of you have a passion for… ‘rich stuff?’ Mikey: Rich stuff? Brand: Mikey. Jareth: Yes, the exit of the labyrinth leads to my hoard of goblin gold. And something even more valuable. To you, at least. Maximillion Pegasus: Jareth pulls out one of his crystals and suspends it in the air. It starts to grow until we can an image inside of it. Two figures, trapped in crystals themselves. As the image gets clearer we can see they are… Mike: El! Chunk: Sloth! Sloth: CHUNK! HELP SLOTH! Eleven: Mike! Mike, where are you? Mike: El, I’m right here! I’m here with the others! We’re coming to get you! Eleven: Mike, help me! Something’s… happening…It hurts! Make it stop! Mikey: What are you doing to them? Jareth: Isn’t it obvious? I’m turning them into goblins. The large, oafish one is practically there already. But the girl. Such spirit. I might take my time with her. Mike: Let her go, you bastard! Crowley: The kid leaps for the crystal but Jareth disperses it. Jareth: Now, now. We must follow the rules. You all play the game, one side triumphs over my labyrinth, and I will release your friend, give you the gold, and send you on your way. If you refuse? I will transform both of your friends and you will be trapped here forever. Mike: You’re on! Come on, guys! We’ve got to save El! Dustin: Right behind you! Chunk: Well? What are you waiting for? Let’s go! Mikey: We’re with you, Chunk! Goonies Never Say Die! Maximillion Pegasus: And our foolhardy children race into the catacombs of Jareth’s new labyrinth. Too bad that both of their friends will be turned to goblins before they can find them. Crowley: Yes, too bad. OK then: Goonies: Mikey, Mouth, Data, Chunk, Brand, Stef, Andy Hawkins A.V. Club: Mike, Will, Lucas, Dustin, Johnathan, Max, Nancy (Season 3 versions) The “labyrinth” is filled with booby traps, Upside Down creatures, and Jareth’s goblins. First team to defeat the labyrinth, find the treasure, and rescue the hostage wins. Game On!
  9. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Crowley: Hello, boys and girls. Welcome back to the old TCC Arena. It’s your pal Crowley along with Mr. Excitement himself, Andrew Ryan. Andrew Ryan: Where’s McMahon? He was supposed to be here for this. Crowley: You know how it is. Busy schedule. Lot on his plate at the moment. But don’t worry, you blood thirsty lot, we’ve got something good for you this time. An extraterrestrial free for all on the battle terrain. Ten Signmakers against five Death Angels. Heh. Can think of a few flyboys who won’t like the sound of that. Andrew Ryan: For the purposes of this fight, the Nine have implemented a new map and security measures for the battle terrain. To walk you through this set up, here are the Misfits and Mister…. Screech. Screech: Hey, guys! It’s Screech! Know you are all excited to see me! I’m up here in the control room overlooking the battle terrain! The new map looks kinda like a Q*Bert level, a bunch of squares sticking up out of the ground. It’s real neat and… Pizzazz: Oh, get on with it, loser! We don’t have all day! Jetta: Yeah! You let us say something for a change! Stormer: Why did you need us here anyway? Screech: Um…. Yeah. Good question. Oh wait! I remember now! The Nine wanted to show how this new force field works. Let’s see, is it this button ooooor…. This one! ZZZZZZZZZZZ Jetta: Hey! Watch it! Could have fried my hair with that thing! Roxy: With your hair? No one could tell the difference. Screech: You see, folks, with these creepy aliens coming to fight, the Nine want to make extra sure they can’t get out and start eating people. So not only will there be the main force field around the arena floor, there will be this handy force field around this square area. No aliens getting out of that! Pizzazz: Brilliant, Einstein. Now turn off the force field so we can get out of here! Screech: Hmm? Oh! Sure! Let’s see. Huh. Which button is the off switch on this thing? Maybe it’s this one. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Misfits: OWWW!! Pizzazz: SCREECH! TURN THAT OFF! Screech: Whoops! Heh heh. I forgot. The Nine have rigged the cubes in the enclosure to sometimes make that loud noise you’re hearing. The Death Angels really don’t like that. Pizzazz: TURN IT OFF, YOU PENCIL NECKED GEEK! Screech: And neither do Misfits, I guess. Let’s try this button! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Misfits: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Roxy: Kill those sprinklers! Pizzazz: MY HAIR!!!! Screech: And that must be the control to turn on the water jets. Those green guys can’t stand water. Makes you wonder why they’d come to Earth when it’s covered in… Pizzazz: SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!! Screech: Oh! Right! Okay! This must be the button for the force field! Misfits: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SPLAAAAAASH! Screech: Or the button that opens the trapdoor on the cubes. And from the sounds of things, I’ve opened the one filled with water. Ummmm, well, that’s all the time we’ve got! If you’ll excuse me I gotta go find a tech to fix this console and then get on the first bus outta here! Back to you guys at the desk! Andrew Ryan: What a display of incompetence. Crowley: Meh, loosen up, Ryan. The techs got the equipment working again in time for the fight. With Screech… indisposed at the moment, and the Misfits out looking to put his head on a stick, let’s just get our alien guests into their habitat. The Signmakers are entering from one end of the cube, and the Death Angels are being herded into the other. Andrew Ryan: The smaller cubes inside will randomly generate high frequency sound and water at various points in the battle. Some cubes will open up to trap combatants inside in water or surrounded by speakers. And some cubes will open to reveal armaments for our combatants to use against each other. Crowley: The green aquaphobes have numbers, and are more likely to benefit from the weapons, but the Death Angels certainly have size and speed on their side. All I know is it’s going to be bloody and violent; my kind of evening! Let’s get on with it! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! AAAAAAARGH!! Andrew Ryan: And the official is the first casualty as he gets his head ripped off by a Death Angel. Crowley: I knew I was gonna love this one! The Signmakers charge forward, their gas projectors at the ready! This is gonna be a fight to the finish! OK: 10 Signs Aliens vs 5 Death Eaters. They are fighting on a Q*Bert style terrain (cubes set up in various pyramids). The cubes will occasionally project high frequency sound (that can paralyze the Death Angels and leave them vulnerable), and jets of water (which is acidic to the Signs Aliens). The cubes can also open to trap combatants and to reveal weapons. Last alien standing, wins. Game On!
  10. *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Vince McMahon: Welcome everyone to TCC Arena! Alongside Andrew Ryan, and Crowley, I’m Vincent Kennedy McMahon, here to bring you a battle that only The 9 can produce! After having no fans allowed at our battles a few months ago, purely for health and safety reasons, we are all very excited to have the members of the TCC Universe with us here tonight! Over 20,000 fans have come from all over the Multiverse to see the action! Andrew Ryan: … I was fairly certain there were 10,000 people in attendance? Crowley: Oh, let him go. Vince McMahon: And we sure are going to be giving you action tonight! Now we were originally scheduled to have a multi-person bout between the Avengers and the Justice League. Unfortunately, due to contract disputes, they had to cancel. But instead, we’ve found two teams of superheroes of even greater power and renown: The WildC.A.T.s and Ultraforce! Andrew Ryan: Who? Vince McMahon: Ha ha! Come on, Ryan! You must remember the WildC.A.T.s and Ultraforce! Andrew Ryan: I can’t say that I have. Crowley: They were really big in the ‘90s. Well, marginally big. Vince McMahon: The point is they’re here now! And will do battle for our amazing fans! Fans who would never be caught dead in that ridiculous Bunker of Rossi and Sanap’s! For now, let’s go to the back for an interview with Ultraforce! Take it away, Pizzazz! Pizzazz: So, I said, “If you actually think Jem is a better singer than me, then you must be the dumbest DJ in the history of…!” Stormer: Um, Pizzazz? Pizzazz: Don’t interrupt me, Stormer! So, anyway… Stormer: But, Pizzazz! Pizzazz: WHAT?! Jetta: Don’t look now, luv, but I think we’re on the air. Stormer: That’s what I was trying to tell you! It’s time for the interview! Pizzazz: … Roxy: Psst! Pizzazz! Say something! Jetta: Ha! Should have a camera on her more often! Stormer: Come on, Pizzazz! Tell the fans who you are and who you’re going to be interviewing! Pizzazz: Tell the fans who I am?! They already know who I am! I’m Pizzazz, lead singer for the hottest band in rock n roll, the Misfits! And uh… I’m here… in this… hallway.. to interview… to interview… Roxy: Ultraforce! Jeez, Pizzazz! Ultraforce! Pizzazz: I know that, moron! I’ll just um… knock on the door of their locker room and… Prime: Yes? Jetta: Whoa! Now we’re talkin’! Look at the size of this one! Roxy: You’re nuts, Jetta. He’s looking at me! Jetta: In your dreams, Yank! Pizzazz: All of you shut up! I’m trying to run an interview here! Prime: Um, can Prime help you ladies? Pizzazz: Huh? Oh yeah. We were…. I mean, I was… I mean the fans were… Stormer: She means, is your team ready for your fight with the WildC.A.T.S tonight? Prime: Oh. Well, we will be. As soon as Ghoul gets here. He’s running late. Stormer: Ghoul? Pizzazz: Ghoul? Ghoul: Hey, big guy! Sorry I couldn’t get here sooner! Traffic was murder! The Misfits: … AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Ghoul: Huh. What got into them? Have they never seen a dead guy before? Prime: Don’t sweat it, Ghoul. Get in here. Hardcase is going over the strategy. Vince McMahon: Uh, ha ha. Thank you, Pizzazz and the Misfits for that… inspiring reporting. Crowley: I know what it inspired me to do. Find the nearest bathroom and throw up. Vince McMahon: Then come right back to your seat because it’s time for tonight’s main event! Take it away, Bruce Buffer! Andrew Ryan: Excuse me, Vince. Vince McMahon: What now? Andrew Ryan: We actually were unable to get Mr. Buffer to the Arena. Vince McMahon: Then who’s doing the announcing? Screech: Hey everybody! It’s me, Screech! The battle terrain’s chosen that these lucky contestants will be fighting in this farm map. Winner will be the team that takes down all it’s opponents. Unless they chicken out. Get it? Cuz it’s on a farm? Oh well. It’s time for us to start the fight! So uh…. Coming to the ring first, we’ve got those cool cats, the WildC.A.T.S! Crowley: Where did you find this loser? Andrew Ryan: I didn’t. He volunteered. Would you rather it were you down there? Vince McMahon: Moving along, here comes the WildC.A.T.S! Spartan flies over the fields as Maul, Voodoo, Grifter, Zealot, and Warblade move out along the map. Void takes her place in their corner. Screech: And here are the guys they’ll be fighting! From… somewhere. It’s Ultraforce! Vince McMahon: The lovely Contrary hangs back as Hardcase, Prime, Prototype, Topaz, Ghoul, and Pixx enter. With Contrary and Void both providing tactical support for their teams, who has the advantage here, Ryan? Andrew Ryan: I would say… Vince McMahon: Sorry to interrupt, Ryan, but the official is in position. This battle of ‘90s super teams is about to begin! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: WildC.A.T.S: Spartan, Void, Voodoo, Maul, Grifter, Warblade, and Zealot. Ultraforce: Hardcase, Contrary, Pixx, Prime, Ghoul, Prototype, and Topaz. All are their cartoon versions at full strength. Location: A farm. Whoever immobilizes the opposing team, wins. Game On!
  11. Battlesphere Battle Royal FINAL!! Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Ruby Rose (Semblance, Crescent Rose, fighting skill) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Carmen Sandiego (Tech, fighting skill) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Ladybug crashes back into the ring! Miss Cage charges in but Ladybug leaps back to her feet! She’s swinging her yoyo but Miss Cage knocks it aside! Al Rossi: Nails with her pistols and she leaps up! She’s got the green energy going! Right on target and Ladybug is sent sailing over and out! Andel Sanap: Miss Cage lands by the ropes and Look out! Miss Bourgeois from behind! Clotheslining her over the top! Al Rossi: But she hung on! She’s pulling herself back up to the apron! But Chloe doesn’t see her! She’s looking the other way playing to the crowd, celebrating her ‘6th’ elimination! But the lights are flickering around Cassie! Her outfit is being covered in Ladybug spots! And she’s got the yoyo! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois needs to turn around! Miss Cage throws the yoyo, and wraps it around Miss Bourgeois upraised hands! A mighty heave from Miss Cage! Al Rossi: Chloe’s flailing! She’s out of control! She’s hit the Battlesphere wall! She’s out! Andel Sanap: Exactly at the one hour mark, Miss Bourgeois has been eliminated, having participated in eliminating five combatants, the most of any in this match! Err, could security please check at the north guardrail? Someone in a Venom t-shirt has apparently jumped onto the battle terrain in protest. Al Rossi: This crowd has been loving this action, Andel! And it’s heating up, or should I say cooling down, with Miss America and Phantom Lady. The two Golden Age heroines appear to be mastering Elsa’s powers and are trying to get off a final, freezing attack. Phantom Lady launches a portal and slips through to avoid the ice blast. Andel Sanap: But look! Miss America has already Petal Burst-ed to the exit portal to catch Phantom Lady coming out! A right hand from Miss America sends Phantom Lady back through the portal she came from! Another Petal Burst carries Phantom Lady out of the ring, over the ropes, and before she can recover, right into the Battlesphere wall! Al Rossi: And just like that, Andel, we are down to the final two! 30 combatants entered the Battlesphere, now only two remain! Andel Sanap: From Earthrealm, Cassie Cage! With her eliminations, she has the combined fighting skills, strength, and weapons of Trini Kwan, Chloe Bourgeois, and Ladybug! Her Yellow Ranger armor is covered in black Ladybug spots, and she’s duel wielding the Miraculous yoyo and top! Al Rossi: And from WWII, Miss America! Thanks to her eliminations, she now possesses the fighting prowess and powers of Mercy Graves, Anamaria, Ruby, and Phantom Lady, on top of Elsa’s magic! She still has her cape over Elsa’s robes, which also conceal Crescent Rose and the black light projector! Andel Sanap: Miss Cage activates Lucky Charm! Miss America flies ahead! The final fight has begun! OK: The Final Match to determine the winner of the Battlesphere Battle Royal! Cassie Cage (Trini’s skill and Yellow Ranger power, Ladybug’s Miraculous abilities, yoyo, and Lucky Charm, and Chloe’s Miraculous abilities, top, and Venom paralyzing power) (Full strength) vs Miss America (The fighting skills and weapons of Mercy, Anamaria, and Ruby, Elsa’s ice magic, and Phantom Lady’s black light projector) (Full strength) Whoever wins gets to choose one of the powers they’ve acquired to use in any future TCC matches they take part in. It all comes down to this. Game On!
  12. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 27 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Ruby Rose (Semblance, Crescent Rose, fighting skill) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Carmen Sandiego (Tech, fighting skill) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Ladybug has wrapped up Miss Bourgeois up with her yoyo but Miss Bourgeois takes to the air! Miss Cage draws a Blade Blaster opens fire as Miss Bourgeois tries to swing Ladybug into the wall! Al Rossi: But check out Miss America and Phantom Lady! They’ve both finished with their power ups! Miss America is now wearing Ruby’s cloak and hood, and she has the Crescent Rose scythe! Meanwhile Phantom Lady now is adorned in Carmen Sandiego’s trademark hat and trench coat! Andel Sanap: With the other three combatants fighting each other, it appears we will be having a showdown between our two Golden Age heroines. Al Rossi: And here we go! Both of them went to Elsa’s ice magic! The magic blasts collide and scatter all over the ring! Miss America soars toward Phantom Lady who places a portal in the ring! Leaps into the air, ice and black light to the face of Miss America! Andel Sanap: The force of the blasts send Miss America tumbling into the portal! Phantom Lady puts another portal on the Battlesphere wall, but Miss America zooms through it and flies back into the ring! Al Rossi: She’s using Petal Burst! She whirls around Phantom Lady, lifting her into the air! She has to fire one of Carmen’s grapple hooks to keep from being carried out of the ring! Andel Sanap: The hook attaches to the top of the Battlesphere! Phantom Lady is taking a risk by taking the fight to the air. But will it pay off by eliminating Miss America? OK: Miss America (The fighting skills and weapons of Mercy, Anamaria, and Ruby, and Elsa’s ice magic) (Full strength) vs Phantom Lady (Chell’s Aperture Science Portal Device, Elsa’s ice magic, and Carmen’s tech and fighting skill) (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Cassie Cage, and Ladybug. Winner gets the losers powers and abilities. Game On!
  13. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 26 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Medusa (prehensile hair, Inhuman strength) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) Ruby Rose Tracer (Weapons, powers, tech) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Miss America tears above the ring after Miss Rose. The huntress has activated her Petal Burst semblance and is darting around the Battlesphere. Al Rossi: Miss America motioning with her hands! She’s summoning Elsa’s magic! Yes! A gust of wind is sweeping through the Battlesphere! It’s scattering the rose petals! Ruby has to reform but she is tumbling through the air! Andel Sanap: And Miss America is there to catch her! Miss Rose is struggling but can’t break free! Around and around spins Miss America and tosses Miss Rose into the Battlesphere wall and elimination. Al Rossi: Meanwhile we have Ladybug desperately trying to avoid getting snagged by Carmen Sandiego’s vines and hair! She sends a flurry of thorns at Ladybug who deflects with her yoyo, but look out! Here comes her Medusa hair from behind! Andel Sanap: Ladybug’s legs are trapped! She has no where to go! Carmen’s hair reels back and hurls her to the wall! It’s over! No! Wait! Ladybug just got the yoyo to catch on the bottom rope! She is desperately trying to climb back up to the ring! Al Rossi: Carmen furious tears at the yoyo string but here comes Phantom Lady! A forearm to the back of the head! A blast of black light! And some Elsa magic to freeze the hair in place! Carmen’s defenseless! Ladybug makes to the apron just as Phantom Lady clotheslines Carmen over and out! Andel Sanap: After 55 minutes of action, the master thief has been eliminated! But things are still at a stalemate with Miss Bourgeois and Miss Cage! Miss Bourgeois must be getting close to reaching her ka-boom threshold again, Al. Al Rossi: No kidding, Andel! Despite her power advantages, Cassie has managed to stay right with her! She’s used to facing powerful opponents, and with Trini’s Yellow Ranger Powers, Cassie has come close to eliminating her! A kick takes down Chloe! She’s seen Ladybug! She lets out a scream and charges! She’s lost it! She takes down Ladybug! And here comes Cassie! Andel Sanap: These ladies are near their breaking points! Who will eliminate who? OK: Chloe Bourgeois (Ka-Boom’s toon physics and monster form, Claw’s size and fighting skill, Tinker Bell’s flight and pixie dust, Wednesday’s weapons, and Chel’s cleverness) (Half strength and about to go ‘ka-boom’) vs Cassie Cage (Trini’s skill and Yellow Ranger power) (Half strength) vs Ladybug (Chell’s Aperture Portal Device, and Baby Doll’s toy themed weapons) (Half strength) Also currently in the ring: Miss America and Phantom Lady Winner gets the loser’s abilities/powers/weapons. Game On!
  14. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 25 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) Ruby Rose Tracer (Weapons, powers, tech) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Medusa and Carmen have been going blow for blow! They’ve taken to the air, Carmen with her own jetpack against Medusa’s taken from Roxy. Carmen dodges the tendrils of hair and the sweeping tail and sends Ivy’s vines into Medusa pack! Andel Sanap: It’s starting to smoke! The vines are sprouting out of the rocket pack and crushing it! Medusa has to unhook herself and leap away as it crashes into the Battlesphere! Al Rossi: She looks out of it as she stands on the ring apron, her hair grasping at the air! Carmen lands and charges toward Medusa who throws up her hands. Wait a second here. Look at Medusa! Andel Sanap: Yes, she certainly appears to be looking at Miss Sandiego with a somewhat…um…suggestive eye. Al Rossi: Oh don’t tell me she’s trying to use Minerva’s Toon powers on Carmen?! But Carmen’s drawing closer to the ropes! She’s putting her arms around Medusa! Is she under Medusa’s control?! Andel Sanap: But look, she’s jumped back! She takes out a remote and presses it! She planted a drone in Medusa’s hair! The drone takes off, dragging Medusa off the apron with it! Al Rossi: Medusa tries to swing back to the apron but she collides with the wall, and finally she is out! Andel Sanap: An unbelievable performance, Al! Now it’s Miss Sandiego who will benefit from the prehensile hair and Inhuman strength of Medusa! Al Rossi: Ladybug and Phantom Lady are looking to team up again to get Carmen out! Ladybug throws her yoyo but it gets caught in Carmen’s hair! It’s mass of follicles and vines that Carmen uses to pull Ladybug towards her! Andel Sanap: Phantom Lady fires her portal device just behind Carmen puts another portal on the Battlesphere wall. She blasts her with black light and ice than shoves her in. Al Rossi: But she’s dragging Ladybug with her! They pop out of the other portal and Carmen’s newly won hair breaks her fall as it wraps around a turnbuckle post. Ladybug has to resort to her yoyo! Andel Sanap: Now Ladybug is going after Phantom Lady! She’s looking for payback! Will she get it? OK: Carmen Sandiego (Poison Ivy’s control of plants, Medusa’s hair and strength) (Half strength) vs Phantom Lady (Chell’s portal device and Elsa’s ice magic) (Full strength) vs Ladybug (Chell’s portal device and Baby Doll’s toy themed weapons) (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Miss America, Ruby Rose, and Cassie Cage. Whoever gets the most votes gets the powers/abilities/weapons of whoever gets the least. Game On!
  15. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 24 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) Ruby Rose (none) Tracer (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Ruby is loading up another Dust cartridge but Tracer is blinking toward her! Ruby fires right as Tracer is in her sights! Andel Sanap: Tracer’s been hit! But she’s just hovering in mid-air! What has Ruby done to her? Al Rossi: It’s a Gravity Dust cartridge! Tracer is trying to restore her equilibrium but Ruby launches herself with Crescent Rose and blasts Tracer with a Fire Dust cartridge! Another blow from Crescent Rose and the Overwatch agent is over and out! Andel Sanap: Miss America has been hovering over the mat and watching Miss Rose. She’s letting the huntress get her power up. And it’s certainly is an impressive one. Al Rossi: You’re not kidding, Andel! She keeps her cape and hood, but now Ruby has red version of Tracer’s armor, plus her weapons and blink ability! Andel Sanap: Now Miss America descends to the ring. She appears to be gesturing to Miss Rose. One on one, just the two of them! Al Rossi: This is a tall order for Ruby. On top of Miss America’s strength, she’s also picked up the fighting skills of Anamaria, Mercy, and the ice magic of Elsa! But Ruby shows no hesitation! Holstering Crescent Rose and whipping out her versions of Tracer’s pistols! Andel Sanap: Miss Rose will need her wits about her is she means to eliminate Miss America! OK: Miss America (Mercy Graves and Anamaria’s fighting skills and weapons, and Elsa’s ice magic) (Full strength) vs Ruby Rose (Tracer’s powers, weapons, and tech) (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Medusa, Phantom Lady, Ladybug, Carmen Sandiego, and Cassie Cage. Winner gets the powers/abilities/weapons of the loser. Game On!
  16. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 23 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) Tracer (none) Trini Kwan (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* KA-BOOOOOM!!!! Andel Sanap: By the Force! A massive explosion from Miss Bourgeois! Al Rossi: The blast sent everyone sprawling, and look out! Wednesday got caught and was sent careening over the ropes! Chel is just barely hanging on to the ropes, her birds chirping wildly! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois has regained enough of her senses! She’s stumbles to the ropes and lands a kick to the back of Chel! And that will be enough to end the run for the lady of El Dorado. Al Rossi: Two quick eliminations for Chloe! She has now eliminated 5 competitors! But as the lights start to fade out, you got to wonder what powers or abilities she gets for eliminating Wednesday and… oh. Um, Andel? How would you describe this? Andel Sanap: Er, well, I would say it’s Chloe Bourgeois with Red Claw’s physique, Miss Ka-Boom’s monstrous face and claws, Tinker Bell’s wings, and Miss Adam’s dour expression wearing Chel’s loincloth. Al Rossi: Yeah, I thought so. Ummm, let’s go check in on Cassie and Trini! A right cross to Trini who lunges with the power daggers only to get grabbed by Cassie! She whips her into the turnbuckles! Andel Sanap: Miss Kwan’s skull is rattling inside of her Ranger helmet! A burst of strength as Miss Cage heaves her over the ropes! Miss Kwan is fighting back, but a burst of gunfire from Miss Cage’s pistols sends her flying off the apron to the wall! Al Rossi: Double axe handle from behind by Chloe! She’s trying to get Cassie out before she powers up! But it’s too late! The lights are shining brightly and Cassie is now in the armor of the Yellow Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois is enraged! She had to face Miss Kwan twice before and now she must face the powers of the Yellow Ranger again! Al Rossi: And those powers are now enhanced by a woman who has fought and been trained by some of the most dangerous and skilled fighters in the Mortal Kombat tournaments! But can she topple Chloe? Chloe takes to air, and Cassie charges ahead! OK: Chloe Bourgeois (Ka-Boom’s toon physics and monster form, Claw’s size and fighting skill, Tinker Bell’s flight and pixie dust, Wednesday’s weapons, and Chel’s cleverness) (Half strength) vs Cassie Cage (Trini’s skill and Yellow Ranger power) (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Miss America, Medusa, Phantom Lady, Ladybug, Carmen Sandiego, Ruby Rose, and Tracer. Winner gets the loser’s abilities/powers/weapons. Game On!
  17. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 22 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) Tracer (none) Trini Kwan (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Al, we are in the home stretch! We’ve got multiple brawls, Phantom Lady and Miss America have gotten their ice powers from eliminating Elsa, and Ladybug has gotten a new skirt and toy gimmicks from eliminating Baby Doll. Al Rossi: And through this entire match, Andel, two women have been in it since the beginning! Medusa and Carmen Sandiego are now both pushing 50 minutes in the Battlesphere, and from the looks of things they’ve realized that, too! Andel Sanap: Medusa flies in with her rocket pack and unleashes her hair! Miss Sandiego responds with her Ivy vines! Who will eliminate and outlast the other?! OK: Medusa (Minerva’s Toon physics and tail) (Roxy’s rocket pack) (Half strength) VS Carmen Sandiego (Poison Ivy’s plant manipulation) (Half strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Miss America, Chel, Phantom Lady, Ladybug, Wednesday Addams, Ruby Rose, Cassie Cage, Tracer, and Trini Kwan. The winning combatant(s) will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor(s) that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. * Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On! *Due to the number of matches going on at once, the set-ups will be shorter.
  18. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 21 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) Tracer (none) Trini Kwan (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: There is a flash of light and rose petals as Tracer gives chase after Ruby Rose! Andel Sanap: Tracer has her pulse bomb ready! She’s throwing it into the petals! Al Rossi: Uh oh! The Petal Burst is heading back toward Tracer! Ruby restores herself on a turnbuckle but the bomb keeps on flying back to it’s source! Andel Sanap: She quickly blinks out of the way to the opposite turnbuckle, allowing the bomb to explode harmlessly against the Battlesphere wall! Al Rossi: Ruby puts Crescent Rose into rifle mode and starts opening fire! Tracer away again! Oh look! She’s blinked behind Ruby to attack again! OK: Ruby Rose (Full strength) VS Tracer (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Miss America, Medusa, Chel, Phantom Lady, Ladybug, Carmen Sandiego, Wednesday Addams, Cassie Cage and Trini Kwan. The winning combatant(s) will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor(s) that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. * Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On! *Due to the number of matches going on at once, the set-ups will be shorter.
  19. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 20 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) Tracer (none) Trini Kwan (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Al, if I could tear your attention away from Chel and Miss Bourgeois, I think we are about to have a martial arts showdown in the Battlesphere. Miss Cage and Miss Kwan look ready for combat! Al Rossi: Cassie charges in with pistols drawn! Trini is able to dodge and leaps in for a kickBut it’s caught! Cassie caught the leg in mid-air! Flips Trini to the ground! Andel Sanap: Think of all the training that Miss Cage has received through the Mortal Kombat tournaments! She’s moving in for some ground and pound but Goodness! She didn’t dodge the kick that time, Al! Al Rossi: Special Forces vs Power Rangers. Who’s training will allow them to get the upper hand? OK: Cassie Cage (Full strength) vs Trini Kwan (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Medusa, Miss America, Chel, Carmen Sandiego, Phantom Lady, Wednesday Addams, Ladybug, Ruby Rose, and Tracer. The winning combatant(s) will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor(s) that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. * Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On! *Due to the number of matches going on at once, the set-ups will be shorter.
  20. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 19 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech)) Baby Doll Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) Tracer (none) Trini Kwan (none) Elsa (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: A blast of black light to the face of Elsa! In swoops Miss America with a right hand that sends her into the ropes! Andel Sanap: Princess Elsa has been caught off guard! Here come the heroes! A double clothesline sends the Frozen Princess tumbling out of the ring to the Battlesphere wall! Al Rossi: That’s a shock to me, Andel! Was really thinking Elsa could hold her own in there! But check out Chloe and Ladybug! Chloe fires her Ka-Boom laser at Ladybug, but she dodges leaps and nails her with the kick! Andel Sanap: Baby Doll is firing her doll-machine gun, Ladybug snags it out of her grip with the yoyo! She hurls it again and now she’s caught Miss Dahl! Al Rossi: Throws her into the air, and fires the portal gun! Baby Doll falls through and pops out of a portal on the Battlesphere wall! The portal closes, her feet touch the wall, she’s out! Nice maneuver by Ladybug! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois is still reeling from that kick and look out! Now she’s caught in Wednesday Addams’ Entrapta-won hair! She’s already trapped Chel, as well, and is now carrying both of them to the ropes to eliminate them! Al Rossi: Both Chloe and Chel are fighting to get loose! Chloe throws some of her pixie dust! Wednesday is starting to float into the air! Andel Sanap: Right into Chel’s birds! Al Rossi: Wednesday activates Entrapta’s drones to blast Chel’s flocks but she is forced to let Chloe and Chel go! Chloe hits the mat hard and Chel falls on top of her! Andel Sanap: Oh dear. A rough shove from Miss Bourgeois to get out from under Chel! And Chel doesn’t look please with that one bitBy The Force! Al Rossi: Yowch! What a slap by Chel! Chloe can’t believe it! And here we go! Chloe tackles Chel to the mat, raining down strikes! She’s gonna go Ka-Boom any minute! OK: Wednesday Addams (Entrapta’s prehensile hair and drones) (Half strength) VS Chloe Bourgeois (Katie’s toon physics and powers, Red Claw’s size and fighting skills, and Tinker Bell’s flight and pixie dust) (Half strength, about to go Ka-Boom) vs Chel (control of birds) (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Medusa, Miss America, Carmen Sandiego, Phantom Lady, Ladybug, Ruby Rose, Cassie Cage, Tracer, and Trini Kwan. The winning combatant(s) will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor(s) that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On!
  21. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 18 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech)) Baby Doll Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) Tracer (none) Trini Kwan (none) Elsa (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: All 30 of our combatants have entered the Battlesphere! And we still of 14 of them in the ring right now! Who are you most surprised by, Andel? Al Rossi: I must say I’m impressed by how well Chel has done, Al. She has already broken 20 minutes in the Battlesphere, longer than Harley Quinn, Sonya Blade, Katie Ka-Boom. All of them had arguably more fight experience and powers than Chel, but she’s still hanging in there. Al Rossi: But then we can’t forget Medusa and Carmen! Those entered at number 1 and number 2, and they are still in this fight! That’s over 42 minutes of action! Andel Sanap: And speaking of action, we need to get back to it! Though Ladybug has been separated from Phantom Lady, she’s still determined to get the upper hand of Miss Bourgeois. Both are still in the air above the ring but Ladybug fires another portal towards Miss Bourgeois! Al Rossi: Chloe dodges as the portal connects with the Battlesphere. She’s getting more monstrous as her Ka-Boom ability is starting to heat up again. She strikes with a clawed hand at Ladybug! She got off another portal above the ring! She hurls her yoyo! Andel Sanap: Thru the portal at the top of the Battlesphere, out the other portal behind Miss Bourgeois! The yoyo caught her! A mighty yank from Ladybug and Miss Bourgeois is sent hurtling backward thru the portal, careening out of the second into the canvas! Al Rossi: Check out Baby Doll! She’s just hovering above Chloe, giggling at her getting tricked by Ladybug! Andel Sanap: Now Miss Bourgeois is truly furious! She lunges at Baby Doll and grabs her by the throat! Al Rossi: And in comes Ladybug! She dives onto both of the former allies! Andel Sanap: The Miraculous hero of Paris is not giving up! Al Rossi: But can she eliminate Chloe? Andel Sanap: Or will Miss Bourgeois finally succeed in claiming her Miraculous? Al Rossi: Or can Baby Doll pull off a giant sized upset? Anything can happen in the Battlesphere! OK: Chloe Bourgeois (Katie’s toon physics and powers, Red Claw’s size and fighting skills, and Tinker Bell’s flight and pixie dust) (Full strength) vs Baby Doll (Tinker Bell’s flight and pixie dust) (Full strength) vs Ladybug (Aperture Science Portal Device) (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Medusa, Chel, Miss America, Carmen Sandiego, Wednesday Addams, Phantom Lady, Ruby Rose, Cassie Cage, Tracer, Trini Kwan, and Elsa The winning combatant(s) will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor(s) that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On!
  22. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 17 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech)) Baby Doll Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) Tracer (none) Trini Kwan (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: I can’t believe what we’re seeing, Andel! Our newcomers Cassie, Trini and Tracer are all holding their own well in the Battlsphere! Cassie had gotten Chel over the ropes only for Ruby to swoop in for the save! Andel Sanap: In the meantime, Tracer’s pulse bomb may have staggered Medusa and Miss Addams, but Miss Sandiego was able to throw a vine to save her partner, Miss Kwan was able to rebound off the ropes to strike back, and Medusa was able to get her rocket pack working in time to save herself! Al Rossi: And she isn’t the only one still in the air! Baby Doll and Chloe are still dodging portals from Ladybug and Phantom Lady, still under the influence of their pixie dust! Andel Sanap: And Miss America has gotten her power up! A combination of hero, bodyguard, and pirate, with powers and abilities to match! And now it’s time! The Final Entrant! Who is Number 30? Crowd: 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZ! P.A.: Let it gooooo! Let it gooooo! Al Rossi: The princess of Arendelle! Elsa is the final entrant in the Battlesphere Battle Royal! Andel Sanap: Swiftly beams in, and nearly gets laid out by a falling Phantom Lady! Miss Bourgeois was able to connect with a strike that brought her down to the mat! Al Rossi: Elsa is looking uncertain. But look! She’s summoning her magic! Readying for a blast of ice! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Miss America flew in for the save! She is more durable than Phantom Lady to take the damage, but not even she should be able to stand up to Princess Elsa’s magic! Al Rossi: Phantom Lady fires a portal underneath her and Miss America! There popping out of another portal on the Battlesphere wall! They dive into the ring, and their target is Elsa! OK: Phantom Lady (Aperture Science Portal Device) (Full strength) and Miss America (Mercy and Anamaria’s fighting skills and weapons) (Full strength) vs Elsa (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Medusa, Chel, Carmen Sandiego, Wednesday Addams, Baby Doll, Ladybug, Ruby Rose, Cassie Cage, Tracer, and Trini Kwan. The winning combatant(s) will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor(s) that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On!
  23. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 16 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech)) Baby Doll Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: The combatants are scrambling as the firefight between Ruby and Cassie heats up! We’ve got Chloe and Baby Doll using their newly won wings to take to the air, while Phantom Lady and Ladybug are ducking into portals! Andel Sanap: Here comes number 28! Crowd: 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZ! P.A.: Ya know, the world could always use more heroes! Andel Sanap: The face of Overwatch! Tracer rapidly blinks to the teleporters and into the Battlesphere! Al Rossi: And is instantly caught in the hair of Wednesday Addams! She’s putting Entrapta’s powers to good use! Carmen is stepping in, using Ivy’s powers to try to help restrain Tracer! Andel Sanap: But Tracer blinks away again! She leaps to the turnbuckle and starts firing her pulse pistols! Al Rossi: But check out Wednesday! She still has Entrapta’s drone remote! The drones spring to life and start shooting at Tracer! Tracer is fighting back but they just keep coming! Andel Sanap: Meanwhile, Miss Bourgeois and Miss Dahl seem more than comfortable hovering over the ring. They could just use their wings to avoid the fighting then swoop in and steal the powers. But wait! Look above them! Two portals! Al Rossi: And out come Ladybug and Phantom Lady! Might as well call them Team Phantom Bug, because they are not letting Chloe and Baby Doll just sit on the sidelines! They are throwing pixie dust to try to get their enemies to float into the sphere wall to eliminate themselves! Andel Sanap: And there flies Medusa after Miss Rose! The airspace is getting pretty crowed in the Battlesphere, Al! Al Rossi: But we still have two more entrants! Crowd: 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZ! P.A.: Sabretooth Tiger! Andel Sanap: Already morphed, Miss Trini Kwan leaps into action and dives into the teleporter! Al Rossi: She rushes to assist Tracer! Power daggers drawn! Whoa! But Wednesday is right their with her own knife! Andel Sanap: Miss Sandiego sends a flurry of throns towards Miss Kwan and Tracer blinks her to safety! She’s got her pulse bomb ready! But will it be enough? And who will be the final entrant in the Battlesphere Battle Royal?! OK: Carmen Sandiego (Poison Ivy’s control of plants) (Full strength) and Wednesday Addams (Prehensile hair and tech) (Full strength) vs Tracer (Full strength) and Trini Kwan (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Medusa, Chel, Miss America, Baby Doll, Phantom Lady, Ladybug, Ruby Rose, and Cassie Cage. Each member of the winning team will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On!
  24. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 15 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Anamaria Tasha Yar (Starfleet training, phaser) Mercy Graves Harley Quinn (weapons, fighting skill) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech)) Tinker Bell (none) Baby Doll (none) Phantom Lady (none) Ladybug (none) Miss America (none) Chell (none) Ruby Rose (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Miss America grabs a hold of Miss Graves and Anamaria! She takes to the air and flies over the top rope! Al Rossi: She casual drops them and they slam into the Battlesphere! Two for the price of one! KABOOOOM! Andel Sanap: By the Force! There goes Miss Bourgeois! Ladybug and Phantom Lady are down! Chell and Tinker Bell are down! Tinker Bell is trying to take to the air… Al Rossi: Yowch! Chloe caught her with Venom just as Baby Doll got off a shot from her doll! Tink is spiraling out of control and she’s out! Andel Sanap: Meanwhile it looks like Medusa has set her sights on Ruby! Crowd: 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZ! P.A.: Cassandra Cage! Al Rossi: Sonya’s daughter is finally making her way to the Battlesphere! She beams in and draws her pistols, opening fire on Ruby! Andel Sanap: Miss Cage must be eager to get into the fray, after having to watch her mother get eliminated earlier in the night. But wait! The bluebirds! Their encircling Miss Cage! Al Rossi: Cassie pistols reduce some the birds to feathers! But here come’s Chel! She knows that if she wants to win, she’s going to need to get out some stronger opponents! Ruby sweeps in with Crescent Rose and Cassie dodges! Medusa uses her rocket pack to dive towards Ruby but Ruby Petal Burst to take to the air! Andel Sanap: But look! In the corner! Ladybug has the other Chell all wrapped up in her yoyo! Phantom Lady is helping her get Chell out of the ring! Now she’s out! Al Rossi: One Chell is out, but the other Chel is now fighting side by side with Ruby against Medusa and Cassie! OK: Medusa (Toon physics, tail, Roxy rocket pack) (full strength) and Cassie Cage (full strength) vs Chel (control of birds) (full strength) and Ruby Rose (full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Carmen Sandiego, Wednesday Addams, Baby Doll, Phantom Lady, Ladybug, and Miss America. Each member of the winning team will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On!
  25. Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 14 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Poison Ivy Daenerys Targaryen (Control of dragons) Sonya Blade (fighting skills/tech) Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Anamaria Tasha Yar (Starfleet training, phaser) Mercy Graves Harley Quinn (weapons, fighting skill) Carmen Sandiego (none) Wednesday Addams (none) Entrapta (none) Tinkerbell (none) Baby Doll (none) Phantom Lady (none) Ladybug (none) Miss America (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Miss Addams! She’s sneaking up on Entrapta! Al Rossi: Still blinded by Carmen’s gas! She doesn’t see her! Wow that girl is strong! Entrapta is out! Andel Sanap: A blast of fire from Poison Ivy’s dragons sends Miss Addams sprawling! Al Rossi: Carmen charges in! A right hand to Ivy! This sudden rush her completely off guard! Andel Sanap: The 25th competitor is about to enter! Crowd: 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: For science. You monster. Al Rossi: From Aperture Science’s Testing Labs, Chell quickly bounds to the teleporters. Andel Sanap: Beams in and is immediately jumped by Miss Bourgeois! She’s striking blind after the attack by Phantom Lady! Al Rossi: A burst of Ka-Boom strength and over goes Chell… wait! She just went through a portal! She has the portal gun! Andel Sanap: Now this could make Chell a very tempting target! With the portal device, a competitor can quite easily save themselves from touching the walls of the Battlesphere and just portal jump back into the ring! Al Rossi: The portal is still there! Carmen shoves Ivy through it! She pops out the other end, heading back to the ring and Whoa! Carmen nails her with the kick! The dragons cry out but Poison Ivy has finally been eliminated! Andel Sanap: Tinkerbell looks to get back into the action! She flies to Chell’s shoulder and appears to be jumping and down? Al Rossi: Pixie dust! She’s giving Chell a chance to fly! Baby Doll is coming after Tink again but stops short of Chell’s portal! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeoi leaps in the air toward Chell but Ladybug snags her with her yoyo! Crowd: 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: Red like roses…. Al Rossi: The Huntress Ruby Rose! A flash of petals and she’s beamed into a chaotic battle, Andel! Andel Sanap: Yes, Al! We have the latest power-up updates. We have Chel in an outfit that seems to be a mashup of Snow White and Cinderella’s dresses, accompanied by their birds. Medusa testing out Miss Rocket’s rocket pack, Miss Addams is developing Entrapta’s hair, and Miss Sandiego is starting to look a little green. Al Rossi: And in the middle of it all, we’ve got Ladybug and Phantom Lady trying to stop Chloe and Baby Doll from getting their hands on Tinkerbell and Chell’s powers. Whew! And we are down to the final five entrants! Strap yourselves in, folks! OK: Chloe Bourgeois (Katie’s Toon physics and powers) (about to go Ka-boom) and Baby Doll (Full strength) VS Ladybug (Full strength) and Phantom Lady (Full strength) VS Tinkerbell (Full strength) and Chell (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Medusa, Chel, Anamaria, Mercy Graves, Carmen Sandiego, Wednesday Addams, and Miss America. Teammates can trade opponents and assist each other. Vote for the team that eliminates the other by throwing them over the top rope. Each member of the winning team will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor that they eliminate. Whoever gets the least votes gets eliminated (If there’s a tie, both get eliminated). Whoever gets the most votes gets that woman’s powers/abilities (If there’s a tie, both get powers of the eliminated). If there are no ties the odd women out simply takes damage, and will need to compete in the next round of the battle royal. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On!
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