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*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Helloooooooo, fight fans! That’s right! The wait is over! The time has come for the first ever rematch at TCC Arena! It’s Trini Kwan/Chloe Bourgeois II: 2 out of 3 Falls! And as always, here to call the action, I’m Al Rossi and he’s Jedi Master Andel Sanap. Partner, we were beginning to wonder whether this day would finally come, but here we are! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. After the stipulations to this match were set down by the Transdimensional Combat Commission, Miss Bourgeois has been using every connection her family has to try to have it called off. But the TCC have stood firm. Either she fights Miss Kwan, or Chloe Bourgeois will be banned from competition. Al Rossi: For those of you tuning in for your first TCC sanctioned bout, here’s how this all came to be. It all began at the very first TCC match between Ladybug and Ruby Rose. Chloe threw one of her usual tantrums, demanding that she should have been given the honor of fighting first as Queen Bee. That negative emotion resulted in Chloe being akumatized by Ladybug’s nemesis Hawk Moth, and she was transformed into her villainous Queen Wasp persona. Thankfully, Ruby and Ladybug were able to stop her before she could cause too much damage, but the TCC still were not pleased with the would-be super hero. Andel Sanap: But in spite of that, the TCC did take note of fans being intrigued by what Miss Bourgeois could bring to the battle terrain. So, in an apparent compromise, the Commission put Miss Bourgeois in a match against the legendary Yellow Ranger, Trini Kwan. Certainly a formidable opponent, one that many believe would teach Miss Bourgeois some respect. Al Rossi: But none of us knew what we were in for the day of the match! These two ladies fought with all they had, but the fans still left the arena unsatisfied, thanks to a freak accident. Chloe used her Miraculous Venom attack at the same time as Trini attempted to re-morph. The full force of the Miraculous striking Trini’s power coin as it began the morphing sequence caused a power surge that knocked both women down for the count. And for the first time ever, a TCC sanctioned bout ended in a draw. Andel Sanap: Determined that this contest should have a winner, TCC spokesman Maximillion Pegasus revealed that not only would Miss Kwan and Miss Bourgeois face off in a 2 out of 3 falls match, but that each fall would serve as a test of their skill and power. The first fall shall be decided by pinfall or submission, with both ladies in their civilian modes. The second fall, also decided by pinfall or submission, will allow both combatants to morph and transform into their hero modes. Al Rossi: But, Andel, I gotta tell you I’m hoping this fight goes for a third fall! Because if that happens, Chloe gets to be akumatized back into Queen Wasp, and Trini will be given the Green Ranger coin! Submission or KO to win it all! Andel Sanap: Sorry to interrupt, Al, but we are being informed that Miss Forrester is backstage by the locker rooms with someone else wanting to see this match go to three falls: Hawk Moth himself! Philippa Forrester: That’s right, guys. I’m here with Paris’ arch-criminal Hawk Moth. I suppose I should say ‘welcome back’, seeing as how the last time you were here you brainwashed Chloe to attack everyone. Hawk Moth: Oh don’t be absurd, Miss Forrester. My akuma only allow people the power to right the wrongs done against them. Philippa Forrester: Riiiight. By turning them into super powered henchmen for you to control. Hawk Moth: All power has a price, my dear. Chloe Bourgeois has been an effective tool in my plans to sow chaos in Paris. And tonight, through my power, she will destroy this Trini Kwan! Tommy Oliver: Don’t be sure about that, Moth Ball. Philippa Forrester: Hey! Tommy Oliver! Wow! Er, I mean, it’s good of you to join us. Do you have any thoughts in the match up tonight? Tommy Oliver: I know that Trini will give it all she’s got. I’ve been helping her practice using the Dragon Shield and Dragon Dagger, and I believe she’s ready for anything Chloe’s going to throw at her. Hawk Moth: Bah! No amount of practice can prepare you for a supervillain empowered by my akuma! Tommy Oliver: And as for you, Hawk Moth, just know I’ll have my eye on you. If you try to interfere in this fight, then I’ll take you down myself! Kimberly Hart: AHHHHHHH! HELP! SOMEBODY! TOMMY! Tommy Oliver: Kimberly!! Philippa Forrester: Hey! Wait! Tommy! Sorry, folks. There’s a commotion from Trini Kwan’s dressing room. We’re following Tommy to investigate, and…oh no. Tommy Oliver: Trini! Trini, can you hear me?! Kimberly Hart: I just was peeking in to wish her luck before the fight, and she was just unconscious on the floor! That cut on her head, and I… Philippa Forrester: Take it easy, Kimberly. We’re here. Tommy Oliver: She needs a doctor! Now! Philippa Forrester: On it, Tommy. Control Room! Somebody get medical down here! Chloe Bourgeois: My, my. What is all the fuss about? Is someone hurt? Sabrina Raincomprix: It sure looks that way, Chloe. Kimberly Hart: I should have known you’d be behind this! I just couldn’t believe you’d sink this low! Chloe Bourgeois: Moi? I was busy getting ready for my match. Oh well. If little Miss Trini Kwan can’t make it, I guess I’ll just have to win by forfeit. Ta ta, losers. See you on the battle terrain. Or not. Hahaha! Sabrina Raincomprix: Hahaha! Chloe Bourgeois: What are you laughing at? Sabrina Raincomprix: Er, nothing, Chloe. Al Rossi: Well, Andel, I’m speechless! We don’t know for sure if Chloe attacked Trini, but who else would want to secure an easy victory, after dragging her heels about this fight for weeks? Andel Sanap: That is certainly true, Al. But it does seem particularly vicious, even by Miss Bourgeois’ standards. Could it be the stress of this match have driven her to… Chloe Bourgeois: Helloooo, everyone! Al Rossi: Oh now what? Here comes Chloe with Sabrina and Hawk Moth at her shoulders and a mic in her hand. And this crowd is booing like crazy. They seem to be in agreement with Kimberly! Chloe Bourgeois: Now don’t tell me you losers think that I had anything to do with Trini Kwan’s accident? Well let me tell you that accusation is ridiculous! Utterly… Crowd: RIDICULOUS!!! Chloe Bourgeois: Now cut that out! The point is, I am sure that it was just a case of Trini Kwan being clumsy. Or maybe she slipped off Kimberly and Tommy’s coat tails! Ha ha ha! Andel Sanap: Seems the only people impressed by this humor are Hawk Moth, Sabrina, and Chloe herself. The crowd has not stopped booing. Chloe Bourgeois: But seriously, people, seeing as how I’m here and ready to go for this fight, I demand that the match start right now! And when Trini Kwan isn’t here when the referee counts 10, I win by forfeit! Ring the bell! Al Rossi: Chloe shoves the mic into the hands of the official. He doesn’t look thrilled, but there’s nothing he can do! He signals the timekeeper, and he’s starting the count! Andel Sanap: A disappointing way for this match to go. All the hype, all the promotion. To end like this? Referee: 5! 6! 7! 8! Mercy: Heroes Never Die! Al Rossi: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! They were calling for medical! There’s Mercy, standing in the entrance to the battle terrain! She’s motioning behind her! Andel Sanap: There’s Trini Kwan! Trini Kwan is on the battle terrain, and she’s brought Kimberly and Tommy with her! Al Rossi: And here come’s Trini! She’s making a beeline for Chloe Bourgeois! Takes her down to the ground and starts laying in strikes! Sabrina is running for the hills with Kimberly right behind her, and Tommy is holding Hawk Moth at bay! Andel Sanap: Mr. Oliver and Hawk Moth will stay on the battle terrain in readiness for the potential third fall. But Miss Kwan is back to full strength it seems, as Miss Bourgeois is able roll out from under her and start to fire back with some kicks. Al Rossi: The fight is on! Kwan! Bourgeois! 2 out of 3 Falls! OK: The battle terrain is set up as a default coliseum, sand floor. Both Trini and Chloe are at full strength. 1st fall-No powers. Win by pinfall or submission. 2nd fall-With powers. Win by pinfall or submission. 3rd fall-Chloe gets akumatized to Queen Wasp, Trini gets the Green Ranger coin (Access to Dragon Shield and Dragon Dagger, but no Zord). Win by KO or submission. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Ernie Johnson: Hello, everyone! From Studio J presented by the TCC, welcome to Inside the NBA. Ernie Johnson, alongside Shaq, Kenny, and Charles as we prepare to answer a question that for years now has only resulted in constant internet debate. Charles Barkley: What? Shaq’s acting career? Shaquille O’Neal: Don’t start, Chuck. Ernie Johnson: I’m referring of course to the question of who is the GOAT of basketball: Michael Jordan or LeBron James? From players to fans to pundits everyone seems to have an opinion, but it seemed we would never have an answer of who would win head-to-head. Tonight, Kenny, we’re getting that answer with the assistance of the TCC. Kenny Smith: Yeah, Ernie, it’s crazy to think that we are finally going to see two of the best ever, in their primes, playing 1 on 1. Though there has been some controversy going into this, people talking about how this TCC only set up the game because of bad press they got from recent bad business decisions. But I think the fans are going to see a show tonight and it’s gonna be worth it. Ernie Johnson: Yes, and we’d like to welcome any TCC fans who are watching us for the first time tonight. Charles Barkley: Yeah, shout out to all you geeks out there. Kenny Smith: Oh, come on, Chuck! Why you have to do them like that? Charles Barkley: Like what? Ernie Johnson: Calling the viewers geeks? Charles Barkley: Cuz they are! What would you call a bunch of people watching some French girl dressed up like a bumblebee? Kenny Smith: Oh my God. Ernie Johnson: Before you dig yourself too deep again, Charles, you should know that there is another TCC licensed fighter in the studio right now. Charles Barkley: Well, it isn’t you, you never fought nobody. Shaquille O’Neal: It’s me, bum! Charles Barkley: You?! Kenny Smith: That’s right. That acting career coming through! Charles Barkley: You fighting against Power Rangers and Wonder Woman? Ernie Johnson: Just who have you fought, Shaq? Shaquille O’Neal: Nobody yet, they’re all scared of me. Kenny Smith: Oh, of course they are. Charles Barkley: You’ve got to be kidding! Why is Mr. Sensitive in this thing? Ernie Johnson: One of those ‘geeks’ you were talking about nominated him. Charles Barkley: Seriously? Kenny Smith: Yeah, Chuck, you need to be nicer to those guys. Charles Barkley: Hey! One of you nice geeks nominate me! I’ll get in that TCC and whoop Shaq’s… Ernie Johnson: Anyway, Kenny, how about you go to the board and go over the rules for this game? Kenny Smith: Sure thing. We’ve already said that the TCC has selected Michael and LeBron in their primes. This is a full-length game, four 15-minute quarters with 7 timeouts per half. Another difference is how the game will be officiated. One of the big points people keep bringing up is how fouls are called nowadays compared to Jordan’s era. For this game, the first quarter will be called under modern NBA rules, and the second quarter will be called under 90s NBA rules. So, expect a lot of physicality there. But in the second half, this is where it could get crazy. Because for the second half, the foul calling and rules will be dependent on whoever is in the lead at the time. So, if Michael is leading LeBron, the game will be called by 90s rules and vice versa. Shaquille O’Neal: You get all that, Chuck? What you on your phone for? Charles Barkley: I’m trying to get this guy to nominate me! He won’t until I apologize for insulting Chloe… Bougie? Kenny Smith: I think it’s Bourgeois. Ernie Johnson: Real quick, fellas, who you got for this game? Kenny Smith: Gotta go with Michael. With these rules he could run away with this. Shaquille O’Neal: Kenny, you were saying it could get physical. LeBron has the size advantage, and he has something to prove. He’s been having to deal with people comparing him to Jordan all his life. I think he powers through, and LeBron takes it. Ernie Johnson: And what do you say, Chuck? Shaquille O’Neal: He’s saying nothing! This dummy is too busy trying to apologize to get in the TCC. Charles Barkley: Oh, I’ll be there. And when I do you better watch your back, that’s all I’m saying. Ernie Johnson: Well, it’s just about time for the tip off! Let’s send it to Madison Square Garden and Kevin Harlan to call the action! Kevin? Kevin Harlan: Thanks, Ernie, thanks, guys, and welcome to MSG, ladies and gentlemen! The crowd is buzzing with anticipation. Jordan and James have been warming up and are now we are ready to begin. Both men are at center court! Bruce Buffer with the introductions. Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits TIME! To my left, representing the Cleveland Cavaliers, from St. Vincent-St. Mary High School and Akron, Ohio, number 23: LeBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES! And to my right, representing the Chicago Bulls, from North Carolina, at guard, 6’6”: MichAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEL JOOOOOOOOOOOORDAAAAAAAAAAN! Kevin Harlan: We are about to witness history, ladies and gentlemen! The two men nod at each other and the official moves in between them with the ball. They crouch down, ready for the tip off. The ball is in the air! We are underway! OK: Jordan and James are both in their primes. Full length game with 7 timeouts per half. 1st quarter: modern NBA rules. 2nd quarter: 90s NBA rules. 2nd half: Whoever is in the lead determines which set of rules will be applied. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 15 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Raven (skills and powers) Lord Zedd (powers and weapon) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapons) Aloy (skills and weapons) Shrek (abilities) Qui-Gon Jinn Ace the Bat-Hound (skills) Spider-Girl (powers) Kimberly Ann Hart Ahsoka (powers and weapons) Demona (abilities) Hawkman Seven of Nine (abilities and weapons) Gooey Gus Black Canary (skills and powers) Alice Carrie White (powers) Al Rossi: Gus is flailing and roaring by the ropes! The Black Canary’s abilities are no match for someone with the combined powers of a Jedi and Spider-Girl! Another Force push by Qui-Gon! Andel Sanap: Alice fires at Gamora, using Miss White’s powers to guide her bullets! Gamora batters them away with Godslayer! The now Shrek-sized hero charges ahead! Al Rossi: @ThePhenomenalOne is looking extremely pleased! We are at the final 7 and all 3 of his chosen combatants are still in the match! His plus 1 Deadpool is talking smack to the other guest in the VIP lounge. @leroypowell3 @RiotGear, and @IKA are all looking unsure as they each only have one combatant left! Andel Sanap: Gus has been lifted over the ropes! He fires a tendril of slime to snag the top rope! Master Qui-Gon slices down with his lightsaber! Al Rossi: And there goes the final wildcard! A full 30 minutes in the sphere but the Slime Monster is out of here! Err, what is Kimberly doing up above the ring? Andel Sanap: The young Ranger has been using her acquired Gargoyle wings to circle overhead. She perches on one of the turnbuckles to watch Master Qui-Gon get his upgrades. Exar Kun has just finished the process and now resembles a mass of red muscles covered in metal. Al Rossi: Heavily armored with the powers of Wallace, Raven, Azreal, AND Lord Zedd?! Serpentor nods in approval with leroypowell3. That mix might just make Exar the most powerful combatant in the ‘sphere right now! Andel Sanap: At the moment Alice is much more concerned with Gamora! Gamora appears to have gone for brute force! Alice may still have her fighting skills but her acquired telekinetic abilities are much too dangerous to give her time to react! Gamora is pummeling her opponent with blows and driving her headfirst into the turnbuckle! Al Rossi: With her knowledge of Shrek, Gamora sure knows her way around wrestling ring! Check out Hawkman! He lands in front of Kimberly. He looks like he’s trying to talk her down from whatever Demona induced rage she’s inWHOA! Andel Sanap: Miss Hart is not interested in talk! She’s pounced on Hawkman, who swings his mace to force her back! Al Rossi: Both of them take to the air! Looks like the Battlesphere just became a dogfight! OK: Kimberly Ann Hart (Full strength plus the powers/abilities/weapons of Ahsoka and Demona) vs Hawkman (Full strength plus the abilities/weapons of Seven of Nine). Winner gets the loser’s abilities. Both take damage if there is a tie. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Philippa Forrester: Helloooo, fight fans! It’s me, Philippa Forr… Reinhardt: AND I, REINHARDT OF OVERWATCH! Mercy: …Ahem. And I’m Mercy. Philippa Forrester: Welcome back to the Bunker for another TCC sanctioned battle! And if Reinhardt seems even more excited than normal, it’s because he arranged this match and selected the combatants personally. Reinhardt: Ha ha! Indeed, my friends! And I am certain my chosen warriors will give you a fight worthy of the TCC! Two heavyweights competing in a Sumo challenge! Mercy: And just where are these heavyweights, Reinhardt? Reinhardt: Relax, doctor! They are in the building! And let’s not leave our audience waiting! Begin, Justin Roberts! Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a 2 out of 3 falls Sumo match! A fall is achieved either by driving your opponent out of the ring or knocking your opponent off his feet. First to achieve 2 falls is the winner! And our first combatant, hailing from Japan… TOTOROOOOOO!!! Philippa Forrester: The legendary animal spirit has entered the Bunker! He trundles over to the ring and looks around at the cheering crowd! Reinhardt: Look at the size of him! Ha! He is ready for battle! Mercy: Umm, Reinhardt? Justin Roberts: And his opponent, hailing from Mystic Ruins… BIG! THE CAAAAAAAT!!! Philippa Forrester: Carrying his fishing pole with his faithful Froggy on his shoulder, Big the Cat looks a little confused as he walks to the ring across from Totoro. Mercy: This is your battle? Reinhardt: Why not? These two look like they could almost be as strong as me! Mercy: But, Reinhardt… Reinhardt: Let the battle begin already! Let’s give these good people some action! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Philippa Forrester: There’s the bell and our combatants… just stare at each other. Reinhardt: They aren’t just staring! They’re uh… looking for a weakness! Luring their opponent into a false sense of security! Big the Cat: Uhhh Hello! My name’s Big! And this is my polliwog pal Froggy! What’s your name? Totoro: Rrrrrrrrrrrrr… Mercy: Really, Reinhardt, didn’t you do any research on these two? Neither one of them are well known for being fighters. Reinhardt: Err, well, I uh of course knew about that! I thought they’d overcome that when they fell the adrenaline rush of battle! Buuuut if they aren’t going to… Torbjorn! Throw the switch! Philippa Forrester: Hey! Lights are flashing in the Bunker! Look at Totoro and Big! Electricity is arcing around the Sumo ring and the pair are reeling in pain! Mercy: Wait! I recognize that energy! It’s… no! it can’t be! That looks like Winston’s Primal Rage! Reinhardt: Oh? Really? Heh heh. What a coincidence. Mercy: Reinhardt. Reinhardt: Hey! They won’t get hurt! They just needed a little push to start fighting! Philippa Forrester: Froggy leaps off of Big’s shoulder as both the cat and Totoro’s eyes glow and their fur turns red! Under the influence of Primal Rage both of our combatants will have their strength increased and will fight until their opponent is defeated. But which of these two normally friendly giants will come out on top?! OK: Both Totoro and Big the Cat are 6’6”. They are only allowed to use their strength for the fight, no magic or special moves. First to achieve 2 falls wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION THROUGH THE BENEVOLENCE OF THE 9. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. VIOLATION OF GUIDELINES WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT, DEATH, AND SUSPENSION. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Vince McMahon: Welcome everyone to TCC Arena! Alongside Andrew Ryan, and Crowley, I’m Vincent Kennedy McMahon, here to bring you a battle that only The 9 can produce! After having no fans allowed at our battles a few months ago, purely for health and safety reasons, we are all very excited to have the members of the TCC Universe with us here tonight! Over 20,000 fans have come from all over the Multiverse to see the action! Andrew Ryan: … I was fairly certain there were 10,000 people in attendance? Crowley: Oh, let him go. Vince McMahon: And we sure are going to be giving you action tonight! Now we were originally scheduled to have a multi-person bout between the Avengers and the Justice League. Unfortunately, due to contract disputes, they had to cancel. But instead, we’ve found two teams of superheroes of even greater power and renown: The WildC.A.T.s and Ultraforce! Andrew Ryan: Who? Vince McMahon: Ha ha! Come on, Ryan! You must remember the WildC.A.T.s and Ultraforce! Andrew Ryan: I can’t say that I have. Crowley: They were really big in the ‘90s. Well, marginally big. Vince McMahon: The point is they’re here now! And will do battle for our amazing fans! Fans who would never be caught dead in that ridiculous Bunker of Rossi and Sanap’s! For now, let’s go to the back for an interview with Ultraforce! Take it away, Pizzazz! Pizzazz: So, I said, “If you actually think Jem is a better singer than me, then you must be the dumbest DJ in the history of…!” Stormer: Um, Pizzazz? Pizzazz: Don’t interrupt me, Stormer! So, anyway… Stormer: But, Pizzazz! Pizzazz: WHAT?! Jetta: Don’t look now, luv, but I think we’re on the air. Stormer: That’s what I was trying to tell you! It’s time for the interview! Pizzazz: … Roxy: Psst! Pizzazz! Say something! Jetta: Ha! Should have a camera on her more often! Stormer: Come on, Pizzazz! Tell the fans who you are and who you’re going to be interviewing! Pizzazz: Tell the fans who I am?! They already know who I am! I’m Pizzazz, lead singer for the hottest band in rock n roll, the Misfits! And uh… I’m here… in this… hallway.. to interview… to interview… Roxy: Ultraforce! Jeez, Pizzazz! Ultraforce! Pizzazz: I know that, moron! I’ll just um… knock on the door of their locker room and… Prime: Yes? Jetta: Whoa! Now we’re talkin’! Look at the size of this one! Roxy: You’re nuts, Jetta. He’s looking at me! Jetta: In your dreams, Yank! Pizzazz: All of you shut up! I’m trying to run an interview here! Prime: Um, can Prime help you ladies? Pizzazz: Huh? Oh yeah. We were…. I mean, I was… I mean the fans were… Stormer: She means, is your team ready for your fight with the WildC.A.T.S tonight? Prime: Oh. Well, we will be. As soon as Ghoul gets here. He’s running late. Stormer: Ghoul? Pizzazz: Ghoul? Ghoul: Hey, big guy! Sorry I couldn’t get here sooner! Traffic was murder! The Misfits: … AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Ghoul: Huh. What got into them? Have they never seen a dead guy before? Prime: Don’t sweat it, Ghoul. Get in here. Hardcase is going over the strategy. Vince McMahon: Uh, ha ha. Thank you, Pizzazz and the Misfits for that… inspiring reporting. Crowley: I know what it inspired me to do. Find the nearest bathroom and throw up. Vince McMahon: Then come right back to your seat because it’s time for tonight’s main event! Take it away, Bruce Buffer! Andrew Ryan: Excuse me, Vince. Vince McMahon: What now? Andrew Ryan: We actually were unable to get Mr. Buffer to the Arena. Vince McMahon: Then who’s doing the announcing? Screech: Hey everybody! It’s me, Screech! The battle terrain’s chosen that these lucky contestants will be fighting in this farm map. Winner will be the team that takes down all it’s opponents. Unless they chicken out. Get it? Cuz it’s on a farm? Oh well. It’s time for us to start the fight! So uh…. Coming to the ring first, we’ve got those cool cats, the WildC.A.T.S! Crowley: Where did you find this loser? Andrew Ryan: I didn’t. He volunteered. Would you rather it were you down there? Vince McMahon: Moving along, here comes the WildC.A.T.S! Spartan flies over the fields as Maul, Voodoo, Grifter, Zealot, and Warblade move out along the map. Void takes her place in their corner. Screech: And here are the guys they’ll be fighting! From… somewhere. It’s Ultraforce! Vince McMahon: The lovely Contrary hangs back as Hardcase, Prime, Prototype, Topaz, Ghoul, and Pixx enter. With Contrary and Void both providing tactical support for their teams, who has the advantage here, Ryan? Andrew Ryan: I would say… Vince McMahon: Sorry to interrupt, Ryan, but the official is in position. This battle of ‘90s super teams is about to begin! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: WildC.A.T.S: Spartan, Void, Voodoo, Maul, Grifter, Warblade, and Zealot. Ultraforce: Hardcase, Contrary, Pixx, Prime, Ghoul, Prototype, and Topaz. All are their cartoon versions at full strength. Location: A farm. Whoever immobilizes the opposing team, wins. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 13 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Asajj Ventress (powers and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Raven (skills and powers) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapons) Aloy (skills and weapons Qui-Gon Jinn Ace the Bat-Hound (skills) Kimberly Ann Hart Ahsoka (powers and weapons) Hawkman Seven of Nine (abilities and weapons) Gooey Gus Black Canary (skills and powers) Carrie White None Alice None Demona None Spider-Girl None Andel Sanap: Exar Kun and Lord Zedd cross lightsabers and jockey for position. Exar batters at Zedd with his gun arm but Zedd pushes back with the Force! Al Rossi: Exar steadies himself before he hits the ropes then moves on Zedd! Meanwhile Gooey Gus is looking to be finishing his upgrades. He’s now wearing a Black Canary outfit and is looking a lot more coordinated, Andel. Andle Sanap: A benefit of Canary’s training no doubt. But the Slime Monster seems unsure of where to strike next. Wait! Look at Qui-Gon! Al Rossi: Our dog-eared Jedi has been snagged by Spider-Girl’s webbing! The young hero swings on the web and sends Qui-Gon over the NO! What a flip! Grabbed a hold of the top rope and spun back in the ring! Delivers a kick to Spider-Girl as he lands! Slices himself free with the lightsaber! Andel Sanap: Spider-Girl charges! Master Qui-Gon dodges and Force pushes her over the ropes! Spider-Girl fires off a web line to catch herself on a turnbuckle! She’s hanging under the ring, inches from elimination! Al Rossi: And she’s about to be a whole lot closer! One slash of a lightsaber and down she goes! Qui-Gon Jinn got ‘er! @SSJRuss is out of the running! And @ThePhenomenalOne and Deadpool are letting him have it in the VIP booth! Andel Sanap: The Jedi Master is getting his upgrades! Gooey Gus charges forward! He lets loose with his newly won Canary Cry! Al Rossi: Yikes! Qui-Gon isn’t affected thanks to being shielded while getting his upgrade from Spider-Girl! But the Gus is stopping! He continues giving out that sonic wail on the shielded Jedi and the kickback is sending our combatants flying! Andel Sanap: Shrek and Gamora are hanging onto the turnbuckles! Exar and Zedd are using their Force powers to anchor themselves! Carrie remains motionless as Alice holds onto the top rope for dear life! Al Rossi: Demona just flies higher above the fray! Hawkman is eyeing herLOOK! There goes Kimberly! She’s going over! HEY! Andel Sanap: Hawkman catches the Pink Ranger by one arm! That heroic move was a questionable one in this contest, Al. Al Rossi: If questionable means dumb! What was Hawkman thinking? And there we go! Demona swoops in and claws at Hawkman, forcing him to release Kimberly and drop her to the ring apron! Andel Sanap: Gooey Gus finally ceases his attack as the upgrade finishes. Master Qui-Gon is now wearing a Spider-Girl costume, his Bat-Hound snout poking through the mask. Al Rossi: Things I didn’t expect to hear when I woke up this morning. Are combatants are recuperating from the Slime Monster’s onslaught. Can Qui-Gon’s powers be enough against Gus? OK: Qui-Gon Jinn (Full strength, plus Ace the Bat-Hound and Spider-Girl’s powers and abilities) vs Gooey Gus (Full strength, plus Black Canary’s powers and skills). Winner gets the powers of the loser. Both take damage if there is a tie. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 12 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapons) Aloy (skills and weapons Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois (powers and weapons) Qui-Gon Jinn Ace the Bat-Hound (skills) Kimberly Ann Hart Ahsoka (powers and weapons) Raven Tron (powers and weapons) Hawkman Seven of Nine (abilities and weapons) Gooey Gus None Carrie White None Alice None Demona None Black Canary None Spider-Girl None Al Rossi: Raven spawns three shadow clones and they all hurl their identity discs at Exar Kun! Exar catches them with the Force and sends them right back into the Tekken fighter! Andel Sanap: Black Canary lets out her cry and it pushes back Lord Zedd and Gus. Ventress leaps into the fray, but Lord Zedd blocks her lightsaber with his staff. Al Rossi: Gus lunges for Canary! She delivers a series of kicks but her strikes have no effect on the Slime Monster! Exar Kun riddles Raven with bullets from his Wallace gun arm! Draws him with the Force and YOWCH! There goes Raven’s head over the top rope and there goes his body! Andel Sanap: Zedd blasts the lightsaber out of Ventress grip! She draws her Fortesque sword but Zedd already has drawn MacLeod’s blade! Steel crosses steel! Al Rossi: Ventress is getting off balance! She’s not even bothering with the Force now! She’s just wailing away at Zedd! But Zedd’s won abilities might just have made him the most dangerous swordsman in the Battlesphere! Andel Sanap: Which he proves with a stab to the gut of Ventress! The jaw-less face of the Sith apprentice is a picture of shock! Zedd sheathes his blade, swings his staff, and fires! Al Rossi: Asajj Ventress! Over and out! @Pizza Guy is furious as his team is down to one! And Black Canary is caught in the grasp of Gooey Gus! Andel Sanap: She opens her mouth for another Canary CrYYBY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: Yuck! And gets a mouthful of slime for her trouble! Andel Sanap: The slime is quickly enveloping Canary! She can’t break free! Al Rossi: Gus raises her above his head and hurls her! Unbelievable! Gooey Gus eliminates Black Canary! Pizza Guy’s team has been eliminated! Andel Sanap: Miss Cattleya celebrates with Master @Venom 2009 as Lord Zedd, Exar Kun, and Gooey Gus get their upgrades. Venom 2009 has one combatant remaining, but in Lord Zedd he may secure himself a victory! Al Rossi: Meanwhile there’s plenty more action going on in the sphere! Kimberly and Alice are back-to-back, keeping Demona at bay with arrows and gunfire. Carrie White catches an arrow in mid-air and sends it flying back at the Pink Ranger, forcing the pair to re-group! Andel Sanap: The battle still rages between Team @ThePhenomenalOne and Team @SSJRuss! Spider-Girl is able to use her agility to stay ahead of the canine Qui-Gon Jinn, while Shrek’s Ebony Blade is proving effective against Gamora’s Godslayer! Al Rossi: And it looks like Exar Kun and Lord Zedd are nearly finished with their upgrades! Exar’s now sporting Raven’s shades and hairdo, along with Azrael’s armor and Wallace’s gun arm. But Lord Zedd’s red skin has turned Ventress white, and he’s sporting armor that looks one part Highlander and one part pirate! Andel Sanap: These two figures of evil are sizing each other up! They know the Battlesphere can only be conquered by one of them! Al Rossi: There can only be one! Andel Sanap: You’ve been waiting to say that. Al Rossi: You better believe it! Go for it, fellas! Show the fans what you got! OK: Exar Kun (Full strength, plus Barrett Wallace, Azrael, and Raven’s powers/abilities/weapons) vs Lord Zedd (Full strength, plus Connor MacLeod, Elizabeth Swann, and Asajj Ventress’ powers/abilities/weapons). Winner gets the powers of the loser. Both take damage if there’s a tie. Game on!

Battlesphere 3 Part 11 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapons) Aloy (skills and weapons Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois (powers and weapons) Qui-Gon Jinn Ace the Bat-Hound (skills) Kimberly Ann Hart Ahsoka (powers and weapons) Raven Tron (powers and weapons) Hawkman Seven of Nine (abilities and weapons) Gooey Gus None Carrie White None Alice None Demona None Black Canary None Spider-Girl None Andel Sanap: As Gamora and Shrek cross blades and Ventress dodges Gooey Gus’ slime, lets check in on our four remaining combatants! Al Rossi: Alice is trying to reload her pistols as Demona comes in for another strike! Kimberly sees her coming! Force push sends her off balance! Andel Sanap: The gargoyle is heading for the wall! She narrowly missed it! Demona was almost eliminated there! Al Rossi: Alice looks grateful to the Ranger, then aims her pistols at her! Andel Sanap: Kimberly drops down! Alice fires at Carrie who was sneaking behind Kimberly! Alice’s telekinesis sends the bullets harmlessly into the Battlesphere wall. Al Rossi: @JohnnyChany, @RiotGear, @IKA, and broadwaybeyonder are all looking tense in the VIP booth. They are all down to their final combatant! Sosuke Aizen leans forward in his seat. Chel clutches onto broadwaybeyonder’s arm! Andel Sanap: One thing is certain! At least 2 teams will be completely eliminated from the Battlesphere! OK: Alice (full strength) and Kimberly (full strength, plus Ahsoka’s powers and weapons) VS Demona and Carrie White (both full strength). Winning team gets the powers of the losers. Both teams take damage if it’s a tie. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 9 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapons) Aloy (skills and weapons Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois (powers and weapons) Qui-Gon Jinn Ace the Bat-Hound (skills) Kimberly Ann Hart Ahsoka (powers and weapons) Raven Tron (powers and weapons Gooey Gus None Carrie White None Alice None Demona None Seven of Nine None Hawkman None Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @Pizza Guy. Wanna hear a secret? Al Rossi: Pizza Guy is jumping out of his seat! He joins The Phenomenal One in having all 3 of his team in the ‘sphere at the same time! Andel Sanap: Black Canary leaps out of the way as Hawkman’s mace sends Shrek flying into the turnbuckle. Seven of Nine fires her phaser rifle but Shrek blocks it with the Ebony Blade. Al Rossi: Alice opens fire on Demona who takes to the air! Gooey Gus spits out his slime at Carrie but it just hovers in front of her! I don’t like that look in her eyeWHOA! Andel Sanap: Carrie sent him careening into Alice! Zedd and Exar are not backing down! Zedd swings his staff and is blocked by Exar’s gun arm from Wallace. Force push to give him distance from the lord of evil. Al Rossi: He sheathes his lightsaber?! He’s trying to channel Force lightning! Zedd readies his staff! They fire! ZZZZZZZKRACKABOOM! Andel Sanap: BY THE FORCE! The blast knocked down everyone! Who will enter at 30?! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @SSJRuss. This is a Spider-Girl world! Al Rossi: There she is! Spider-Girl of team SSJRuss is our final combatant! She perches on a turnbuckle and takes in the Battlesphere! Gamora is sporting Elle Driver’s eyepatch and sword along with Aloy’s outfit and bow. Ventress is looking like a skeleton in black and yellow spandex. Kimberly is sporting Ahsoka head tails peeking out her helmet. Raven is in Tron armor and Qui-Gon looks like… a dog? Andel Sanap: From eliminating Ace the Bat-Hound, Al. All the rest of the combatants are still recovering from the explosive results of Zedd and Exar’s powers combining. Al Rossi: Check out Demona and Alice! I think they’re coming out of the bad guy’s mind control! Aaand they go right back to shooting and slashing at each other. Seven tries to get another shot off at a downed Shrek but Hawkman lifts her off her feet! The Borg drone is dropped from Hawkman’s grip and hits the ‘sphere wall! Another Wildcard out and we have 15 combatants left in the Battlesphere! Andel Sanap: Black Canary moves to Ventress and Raven’s side. Exar and Zedd share a glance. They may not trust each other, but as long Hawkman is now protected by the Battlesphere upgrading system that leaves Pizza Guy’s full team as the biggest threat in this contest! Al Rossi: Zedd looks at Gus! He may still be under his control! Our two lords of evil and their slime golem rise to their feet! They’re squaring off with Team Pizza Guy! OK: Black Canary (full strength), Asajj Ventress (full strength, plus Sir Daniel Fortesque and Chloe Bourgeois’ powers and weapons), and Raven (full strength, plus Tron’s powers and weapons) VS Lord Zedd (half strength plus Connor MacLeod's abilities and weapons), Exar Kun (half strength, plus Barrett Wallace and Azrael's abilities and weapons), and Gooey Gus (half strength). Winning team gets the powers of the losing team. Both teams take damage if there is a tie. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 10 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapons) Aloy (skills and weapons Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois (powers and weapons) Qui-Gon Jinn Ace the Bat-Hound (skills) Kimberly Ann Hart Ahsoka (powers and weapons) Raven Tron (powers and weapons) Hawkman Seven of Nine (abilities and weapons) Gooey Gus None Carrie White None Alice None Demona None Black Canary None Spider-Girl None Andel Sanap: Gamora and Master Qui-Gon are observing the Battlesphere for their next target. I know that Qui-Gon would want to challenge Exar, but he is locked in combat with Raven at the moment. Al Rossi: Kimberly is keeping Carrie at bay with her newly won lightsaber, Alice is scrapping with Demona. Meanwhile Gamora and Qui-Gon’s teammate Hawkman is still getting his upgrade. Andel Sanap: Which leaves this pair with Shrek, who has finally got up to his feet after nearly being blown out of the ring by Zedd and Exar. Al Rossi: The now dog-like Jedi and green Guardian of the Galaxy advance on the ogre with weapons drawn. Shrek is shaky but stands ready with the Ebony Blade and Faith’s dagger! Andel Sanap: Gamora raises her katana high and BY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: She got webbed! Spider-Girl yanked the katana out of her grasp with her webbing! But now the sword flies out of her hands back to Gamora! Andel Sanap: Master Qui-Gon looking out for his teammate. Al Rossi: And now it looks like Spider-Girl is back-to-back with hers! It’s Team @SSJRuss vs Team @ThePhenomenalOne! OK: Spider-Girl (full strength) and Shrek (half strength, plus Black Knight and Faith’s abilities and weapons) VS Gamora (full strength, plus Elle Driver and Aloy’s abilities and weapons) and Qui-Gon Jinn (full strength, plus Ace the Bat-Hounds abilities). Winning team gets the powers of the losers. Both teams take damage if there is a tie. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* The following is the conclusion of Algren vs Maximus. Philippa Forrester: Maximus charges for Algren who deftly blocks his short sword with his katana! Mercy: His samurai training gives Algren a good defensive advantage. He’s allowing Maximus to push him back towards the edge of the platform. Philippa Forrester: Where some more weapons are waiting to be put into play! Maximus thrusts with his blade but Algren traps the gladiator’s arm under his own! He draws a second katana from the line and swings it only to be met with a headbutt from Maximus! Mercy: Algren’s staggered! He swings wildly but Maximus is moving too quick in his lighter armor! Philippa Forrester: YOWCH! Gladius to the gut! The Maximus fans cheer as he pulls his sword loose from Algren, who drops to his knees. Mercy: The official is jumping in! He’s calling off Maximus! It’s over! Referee: Winner: Maximus! Mercy: Pardon me, Philippa, but I must check on Captain Algren immediately! Philippa Forrester: No problem, doctor! Reinhardt: Now hold on just one minute! Philippa Forrester: Er, hello, Reinhardt. What are you doing in the booth? Reinhardt: My heartfelt apologies, Frau Forrester! But Mercy assured me that I was going to witness a glorious battle in this Bunker! Instead, I just see two men swinging swords at each other! Philippa Forrester: Um, you can just call me Phillipa, Reinhardt. And don’t worry. I think our next battle will be one you’re sure to enjoy. Reinhardt: A second battle? Ha ha! I knew I would like it in this TCC of yours! Uh who’s fighting next? Philippa Forrester: Well, Reinhardt, our fans in attendance and you all watching at home, we’ve reached the end of another exciting year at the Transdimensional Combat Commission. And even now the boys are working on bringing you the finish to Battlesphere 3 in the new year. But there are a few pieces of business we need to see to first. Because this year saw two contests in the TCC end in ties, both due to the events that took place in Match 200. And now, the time has come to settle those fights once and for all. Tech booth? Lock on all our signals and energize! Reinhardt: Fantastisch! What happened?! We are no longer in the Bunker! Philippa Forrester: We still are. Sort of. We are now coming to you from the stands of the Bunker’s baseball diamond. Our fans have been beamed to the stands to witness the final contest of 2024! Reinhardt: Why do you people have a baseball field on an asteroid? Philippa Forrester: Well, when the Sesame Street team played the Hundred Acre Woods team… er, long story. Suffice to say the field is fully enclosed and will be the site of our special tag team match! And I can see the excited fans in the crowd pointing to the field where our combatants are entering from the dugouts! Reinhardt: I can see why you thought I’d enjoy this! Those are two impressive suits of armor! Not as advanced and precise as mine, of course. Philippa Forrester: Oh of course, Reinhardt. Those suits of armor belong to Ironheart and Batwing. Their battle came to a halt when an EMP shorted out TCC Arena. And they are joined tonight for one night only by D’Vorah and Queen Bee. Reinhardt: Ha! Who needs bugs when you have superior equipment? Philippa Forrester: Those two ladies fought to a standstill until their swarms got loose. The TCC have decreed that these four meet again to finally decide a winner. Batwing has chosen to team with D’Vorah, probably because he has no interest in working with a foe of the Justice League. But with all 4 combatants knowing each other from their time at TCC Arena, anyone could walk out of here tonight the victor, Reinhardt! Reinhardt: Then enough talk! Let the battle begin! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Reinhardt: Commence combat! Philippa Forrester: Oh boy. OK: All four characters are at full strength. They have seen their opponents/partners in action from their previous fights. Match 20468 Ironheart vs. Batwing - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 20687 Queen Bee vs. D'Vorah - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Last pair standing wins. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 8 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapons) Aloy (skills and weapons Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois Hobgoblin (powers and weapons) Qui-Gon Jinn Ace the Bat-Hound (skills) Kimberly Ann Hart Ahsoka (powers and weapons) Raven Tron (powers and weapons Gooey Gus None Carrie White None Alice None Demona None Seven of Nine None Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @ThePhenomenalOne. In this world, there are heroes and villains. Andel Sanap: Hawkman enters at 28BY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: A missile strikes only inches from Hawkman, who instantly takes to the air! Oh man! I forgot! We have 15 in the ‘sphere! Chloe was using the glider to stay above the fray! Andel Sanap: She flies after Hawkman, trying to get a clear target. Wait! She’s stopping, clutching her throat! Al Rossi: It’s Ventress! She draws Fortesque’s blade as Chloe is lifted off the glider! Andel Sanap: Chloe can’t free herself! She’s pulled straight into Ventress’ strike! Al Rossi: And Ventress uses the Force to send Chloe’s head, followed by her body, over the top rope! Andel Sanap: Ventress starts her upgrade, and I can hear a furious @Venom 2009 from the VIP Lounge. Al Rossi: Seven takes at shot at Hawkman with her phaser rifle! Hawkman comes in with his mace and Shrek blocks it! Zedd and Exar’s forces are locked in combat, and we got us a three way! OK: Hawkman (Full strength) VS Shrek (Full strength, plus Black Knight and Elizabeth Swann’s skills and weapons) VS Seven of Nine (Half strength). Whoever gets the most votes gets the powers of the eliminated combatant who gets the least votes. Second place takes damage and stays in the Battlesphere. First place tie: they split the powers of the 3rd place combatant. Last place tie: the 1st place combatant gets both combatants powers. 3-way tie: All take damage. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 7 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapon) Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois Hobgoblin (powers and weapons) Aloy None Qui-Gon Jinn None Ace the Bat-Hound None Demona None Seven of Nine None Kimberly Ann Hart None Ahsoka Tano None Raven None Tron None Andel Sanap: Demona’s claws slash at the Bat-Hound! Gamora delivers a flying kick that sends the gargoyle careening into Seven of Nine! Al Rossi: Qui-Gon uses the Force to softly pick up the loyal dog and send him over the rope. Look! Aloy’s got a bead on him with her bow! Andel Sanap: Gamora strikes with Godslayer and Aloy’s bow is reduced to kindling! She rains down strikes on Aloy! The daughter of Thanos is too much for her! Al Rossi: She’s out on her feet, Andel! One clothesline and Aloy his the ‘sphere wall a second after Ace finally made contact. Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: WILDCARD. SLIME ANYONE?! Al Rossi: Oh boy. Andel Sanap: Making his second appearance in Battlesphere action, the Slime Monster Gooey Gus! Al Rossi: And he’s caught the attention of Zedd! He’s still trading blows with Shrek, but launches another blast of magic from his staff! Andel Sanap: But it hit Gus! Zedd must be trying to mentally control him the way he controlled Shrek. Al Rossi: And here comes grape boy now! He expels a fountain of slime at Shrek who cuts his way through with the Ebony Blade! Andel Sanap: And Exar Kun remains in the corner, sporting Azrael’s armor and Mr. Wallace’s gatling gun arm. Al Rossi: Ahsoka’s going after Ventress! She’s forcing the Nightsister back to the ropes! One Force push ought to eliminate her rival! LOOK OUT! Andel Sanap: Miss Hart leaps in to block the final blow! The Pink Ranger strikes Ahsoka with her Blade Blaster! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: BROADWAYBEYONDER. If I concentrate hard enough, I can make things move. Al Rossi: Say your prayers, folks! Carrie White has beamed into the middle of the Battlesphere! Andel Sanap: And instantly makes her presence known! All of our combatants are hurled backwards to the ropes! No one was eliminated, but our combatant are forced to cling to the ropes! Al Rossi: Ahsoka barely makes it under the rope! She’s still reeling from Kimberly’s hit! But the Ranger is there! Ahsoka goes for her lightsaber! Kimberly fires her bow! Andel Sanap: And the blast sends the young Jedi over the ropes and out of the Battlesphere! Al Rossi: Tron slings his disc at Kimberly but ‘sphere is shielding her while she is getting her upgrades for eliminating Ahsoka! She can’t attack but Tron can’t hurt her! Andel Sanap: But Tron can and does get hurt by a blitz attack of Raven’s shadow clones! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @IKA. My name is Alice. And I remember everything. Andel Sanap: The final member of Team IKA! The enemy of Umbrella Corp Alice! Al Rossi: With a final kick Raven topples Tron! He hits the wall of the ‘sphere and is eliminated! 13 combatants in the Battlesphere, and 3 more to enter! Andel Sanap: Alice draws her two .45 pistols and makes a move for Carrie but Exar Kun blocks her! Al Rossi: He’s motioning to Alice and Carrie! They are looking like… uh oh. Is he trying some mind tricks, Andel? Andel Sanap: It appears so, Al. And Lord Zedd sees it, as well. He fires a blast from his scepter at Demona. The gargoyle swoops down and flanks Zedd along with Gus. Al Sanap: All the other combatants are either down or getting upgrades! Zedd’s crew against Exar’s! I love me the Battlesphere! Andel Sanap: And who will be our final 3 combatants? OK: Exar Kun (Full strength, plus Barrett Wallace and Azrael’s abilities and weapons), Carrie White (Full strength), and Alice (Full strength) VS Lord Zedd (Full strength, plus Connor Macleod and Faith’s abilities and weapons), Gooey Gus (Full strength), and Demona (Half strength). Winning team gets the powers of the losers. In the event of a tie all take damage and stay in the Battlesphere. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Philippa Forrester: Hello, everyone! It’s me, Philippa, coming to you from the new and improved Bunker! I know, I know. You were all thinking that there wouldn’t be any more TCC action while Battlesphere 3 was going on. Well, surprise! I’m here to call an exciting bout for you alongside my special co-host. The lady who makes sure all of our combatants leave the arena in one piece: Overwatch’s medic Mercy! Mercy: Guten abend, everyone! Philippa Forrester: Great to have you with us in the booth, Dr. Ziegler! We’ve got a full house here at the Bunker, which is looking a lot nicer than the last time we were here. The space resembles an Olympic gymnasium with a raised square platform in the center. Here at the Bunker, there are no fancy battle terrain maps. Just two combatants having a great brawl! Mercy: And I’m sure that the two gentlemen waiting in the locker room are ready to provide one, Philippa. The 19th century American officer that some call the last Samurai Nathan Algren versus the Roman general turned gladiator Maxmius Decimus Meridius. Philippa Forrester: This is going to be a one-on-one battle, with both of these fellows in light armor with various melee weapons surrounding the battlefield. Last warrior standing wins! Mercy: Let’s send it down to the locker room for an interview with our combatants. Philippa Forrester: Um, Mercy? I usually do the interviews, and if Chloe is busy in the ‘sphere, who’s doing the interviews? Mercy: Ahem. Well, I managed to find someone from my universe who wished to take part in the action himself. But I managed to encourage him to take over the interviews for today. Fight fans, I give you my dear friend and colleague, Reinhardt! Reinhardt: Ha ha! Hello, everyone! It is I, Reinhardt! I’m sure your pulses are racing like mine as we draw nearer to battle! And I am here with our two warriors now! Katsumoto: Who is this man and why is he shouting? Proximo: Pardon me, Master… Reinhardt? If you are looking for Maximus, he is resting in his chambers before the combat. And I believe Captain Algren was meditating in the courtyard. Reinhardt: Oh. Then who are you two supposed to be? Proximo: I am Proximo. I trained Maximus for the arena. In all fairness to him a Roman general doesn’t need much training to learn how to fight. His strategic knowledge combined with his courage and strength made him the fiercest warrior I’ve ever seen enter the Colosseum. Katsumoto: Hmm. You took a soldier and made him a performing animal. I took a soldier and made him a samurai. He learned the ways of my people, found his purpose. I was honored to fight at his side. Proximo: Well, we shall see who prevails in the arena today, Master Katsumoto. Katsumoto: We shall indeed, Master Proximo. Reinhardt: Ha ha! This is going to be fantastic! Back to you, Angela and er… other British lady! Catchphrase! Philippa Forrester: Huh. I’m not sure if Reinhardt is the best fit as a backstage interviewer. Mercy: Would you rather bring back the Misfits? Philippa Forrester: Good point. And look! Maximus and Algren are marching onto the platform together! They soak in the cheers then give a nod as they go to their opposing sides! Mercy: Remember, they are entering the Bunker with just light armor. The platform is surrounded on all sides with a variety of swords, axes, and other weapons from both combatants’ respective time periods. Philippa Forrester: It looks like the boys are ready to get started! Here comes the official! Let’s do it! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: Algren and Maximus are both at full strength and wearing the same light armor. They are fighting on a wrestling ring-sized raised platform surrounded by traditional samurai/gladiator weaponry. Last man standing wins. Game On!

Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 21 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) Tracer (none) Trini Kwan (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: There is a flash of light and rose petals as Tracer gives chase after Ruby Rose! Andel Sanap: Tracer has her pulse bomb ready! She’s throwing it into the petals! Al Rossi: Uh oh! The Petal Burst is heading back toward Tracer! Ruby restores herself on a turnbuckle but the bomb keeps on flying back to it’s source! Andel Sanap: She quickly blinks out of the way to the opposite turnbuckle, allowing the bomb to explode harmlessly against the Battlesphere wall! Al Rossi: Ruby puts Crescent Rose into rifle mode and starts opening fire! Tracer away again! Oh look! She’s blinked behind Ruby to attack again! OK: Ruby Rose (Full strength) VS Tracer (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Miss America, Medusa, Chel, Phantom Lady, Ladybug, Carmen Sandiego, Wednesday Addams, Cassie Cage and Trini Kwan. The winning combatant(s) will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor(s) that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. * Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On! *Due to the number of matches going on at once, the set-ups will be shorter.

Battlesphere 3 Part 6 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapon) Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois Hobgoblin (powers and weapons) Aloy None Qui-Gon Jinn None Ace the Bat-Hound None Demona None Seven of Nine None Al Rossi: Get security to the lounge! Deadpool and Sosuke Aizen might be able to handle gunfire but our VIPs can’t! Asajj has used the Force to stabilize Chloe’s goblin glider long enough for Chloe to get onboard. Exar’s finishing up his upgrade: Azrael’s armor and Wallace’s gatling gun arm! Andel Sanap: Lord Zedd is keeping Shrek at bay, but the Ebony Blade may prove too much! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @RiotGear. Pterodactyl! Al Rossi: And it’s just what the Riot ordered! 2 combatants eliminated, but they just got a Power Ranger! Andel Sanap: The Pink Ranger draws her Power Bow and aims it at Zedd. Miss Bourgeois is bringing the glider in to aid her teammate. Al Rossi: But look at Asajj! A slash of her lightsaber to the glider! Chloe’s off balance! Force push by Ventress! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois is sent flying towards the sphere wall! She hurls her Miraculous and just manages to snag the top turnbuckle to stop her momentum! Al Rossi: Alliances aren’t made to last in the Battlesphere! Chloe swings back in and delivers a kick to Asajj! Andel Sanap: Miss Hart saw Ventress aiding her and lands a strike of her own to the Queen Bee. Al Rossi: Exar is watching all of this from the corner! We’ve got like 5 brawls going on at once in the sphere! And the VIPs are getting so heated about this we’re about to have one in the lounge! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @Venom 2009. I am no Jedi. Al Rossi: Whoa! The crowd are loving this one, Andel! Andel Sanap: The Force is strong in the Battlesphere, Al. Ahsoka Tano beams in, and Asajj Ventress does not look pleased. Al Rossi: I believe this is a post Clone Wars, pre–Rebellion Ahsoka. But her fighting skill will come in handy for Chloe! Ahsoka and Asajj cross lightsabers! Chloe tosses a pumpkin bomb and Kimberly shoots it out of the air! Andel Sanap: Demona slashes at Ace, only to receive an arrow to the shoulder from Aloy! Seven of Nine and Gamora are trading blasts and Qui-Gon deflects some them harmlessly into the sphere wall. Al Rossi: And look in the corner! Zedd’s in trouble! A clobbering blow from Shrek has sent him over the ropes! Zedd’s hanging on and rolls back under to safety, and keeps on rolling to avoid a stab of the Ebony Blade! And here comes number 23, folks! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @Pizza Guy. It’s useless to resist. Andel Sanap: The shadow agent from the Tekken dimension: Raven! Al Rossi: And he’s here to back up Asajj! Raven lands a shot on Ahsoka from behind and projects a shadow clone to batter Chloe! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois tries to regain control with Venom but Miss Hart blocks the strike with her Power Bow. Al Rossi: Kimberly sheathes the bow and goes to her Blade Blaster! Chloe cartwheels away to get out of range of the blade. But Kimberly converts it to blaster mode and fires! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois has to leap onto the goblin glider and fall back! Miss Hart rushes to aid Asajj! The former Jedi apprentice is being overwhelmed by the combined attack of Raven, Kimberly, and Ventress. Al Rossi: Asajj whips out Sir Fortesque’s crossbow and fires! Ahsoka takes the hit and is staggered! Ahsoka blocks the remaining bolts but that leaves her open to another Raven combo! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: BROADWAYBEYONDER. I fight for the Users! Andel Sanap: Broadwaybeyonder’s second combatant! The Program Tron! Al Rossi: He throws his Identity Disc and forces back Ahsoka’s attackers! Chloe looks to have steadied her nerves and pulls out some more pumpkin bombs! She’s ready to get back into this battle! OK: Chloe Bourgeois (Full strength plus Hobgoblins powers and weapons), Ahsoka Tano (Full strength), and Tron (Full strength) vs Asajj Ventress (Full strength plus Fortesque’s powers and weapons), Kimberly Ann Hart (Full strength), and Raven (Full strength). Also currently in the ring: Lord Zedd, Shrek, Exar Kun, Gamora, Aloy, Qui-Gon Jinn, Ace the Bat-Hound, Demona, and Seven of Nine. Winning team gets the powers, skills, and weapons of the losers. Tie: all combatants take damage. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 5 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapon) Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois Hobgoblin (powers and weapons) Connor MacLeod None Lord Zedd None Elizabeth Swann None Black Knight None Shrek None Faith the Vampire Slayer None Barrett Wallace None Azrael None Exar Kun None Andel Sanap: Wallace’s bullets are suspended by Exar Kun’s Force abilities. He slashes with his lightsaber and delivers a powerful strike to Azrael’s armor! Al Rossi: The knight of St. Dumas is forced to retreat! A few inches closer and we could have used Jean-Paul for a spaghetti strainer! Andel Sanap: Miss Swann parries Faith’s stake and knocks her aside to give aid to Black Knight! Shrek has him dangerously close to the ropes! Al Rossi: Here comes number 16! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @IKA. I am not your anointed. I don’t belong to you. Al Rossi: The Seeker of the Nora Tribe, Aloy beams into the Battlesphere! Andel Sanap: She fires off an arrow at MacLeod who blocks it with his swordBY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: Zedd got him in the chest with his staff! Faith charges in and stabs with the stake but it breaks against Zedd’s armor! Andel Sanap: The emperor of evil grabs the Slayer and hurls her into Connor! Zedd powers up the staff and… KABOOM! Al Rossi: Yikes! Two members of Team RiotGear over and out! Andel Sanap: And we have a shouting match going on in the lounge, Al! RiotGear seems to be taking objection with Venom 2009 enjoying the sight of his combatants’ eliminations. Al Rossi: Well, he still has one more combatant to enter, Andel. Aloy goes under the ropes and prowls along the apron, observing the chaos as the clock winds down! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @ThePhenomenalOne. There’s always a bigger fish. Al Rossi: Now here’s a guy you’ve gotta be rooting for, eh, Andel? Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn! He activates his lightsaber and is instantly met by Ventress! Al Rossi: Asajj knows a Jedi when she sees one! And she might be needing Qui-Gon’s knowledge of combat and the Force if she’s going to go after Exar Kun! Speaking of which, Exar has got both Azrael and Barret Wallace in Force chokes above the ring! Andel Sanap: I hate to interrupt, Al! But look over there! Miss Swann has climbed onto Shrek’s back and is slashing at him with her cutlass! The ogre still has Black Knight in his grasp! Al Rossi: He runs back with both combatants! He hits the ropes! He slingshots himself forward and hurls Black Knight! Swann lost her grip and flies off Shrek’s shoulders! Knight hits the wall, followed by Miss Swan! And look! Exar just Force pushed Wallace and Azrael out too! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: IKA. Sic ‘em. Al Rossi: Huh?! Wait a minute! What is this?! Andel Sanap: Unless I am mistaken, Al, that animal is the personal pet of the Dark Knight: Ace the Bat-Hound. Al Rossi: I know who.. what it is! IKA looks confident but the others in the lounge look as confused as I feel! Ace dodges Zedd, Shrek, and Exar as they get their upgrades and bounds over to Aloy’s side! Andel Sanap: Gamora jumps into the fray to aid her teammate Qui-Gon! Ventress is distracted and the Jedi Master Force pushes her into the air and into Miss Bourgeois! Al Rossi: Chloe lands with a thud back in the ring as the glider flies out of control! Aloy whispers instructions to Ace and the loyal canine pounces onto Gamora! Andel Sanap: Aloy flips into the ring and lands a boot to Qui-Gon! ThePhenomenalOne’s combatants seem taken off guard by the pair’s attack! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @JohnnyChany. I will have blood for blood! Andel Sanap: The vengeful gargoyle Demona! Al Rossi: She instantly soars at Exar Kun! She’s wanting payback for his eliminations! But the ‘sphere is still giving him his upgrades! She bangs her fists against the force field but he’s safe inside! Andel Sanap: But not for long! Lord Zedd and Shrek have finished with their upgrades! Zedd’s sporting MacLeod’s trench coat, which I can see conceals the Immortal and Faith’s weaponry! Al Rossi: Not a whole lot of help to Zedd, but check out Shrek! He’s in the Black Knight’s armor and is armed with Elizabeth’s cutlass and the Ebony Blade! And with their combined fighting experience he looks ready to give Zedd some payback for his mind control! Andel Sanap: Meanwhile, Master Qui-Gon and Gamora are attempting to reassert control against Aloy and Ace! Gamora draws her blaster and Master Qui-Gon Force pushes Ace into Aloy! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: WILDCARD. Resistance is futile. Al Rossi: Seven of Nine, of the USS Voyager! And she’s got a phaser rifle! She lays down fire to keep Gamora and Qui-Gon at bay! Aloy fires an arrow that knocks the rifle out of the freed Borg’s hand and Ace lunges for the freed Borg drone! Andel Sanap: And the commotion has attracted Demona’s attention! She abandons Exar to get into the action! Al Rossi: IKA and ThePhenomenalOne are having to hold back Sosuke Aizen and Deadpool as the Merc is talking trash! Things are heating up all over TCC Arena! OK: Aloy and Ace (Both at full strength) vs Gamora (Full strength plus Elle Driver’s weapons/abilities) and Qui-Gon Jinn (Full strength) vs Demona and Seven of Nine (Both at full strength). Also currently in the ring: Asajj Ventress, Chloe Bourgeois, Lord Zedd, Shrek, and Exar Kun. Pair with most votes gets the pair(s) with the least votes powers/abilities/weapons. 2nd place takes damage. Tied winners: split the upgrades of the losers. Tied losers: all of their upgrades get split between the winning pair. 3-way tie: all combatants take damage. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 3 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Gamora None Elle Driver None Connor MacLeod None Chloe Bourgeois None Hobgoblin None Asajj Ventress None Sir Daniel Fortesque None Andel Sanap: Ventress spins and uses the Force to hold Sir Fortesque’s blade in mid-strike! Al Rossi: He babbles incoherently and tries to pull his sword loose but it’s no good! Asajj shouts orders to Chloe, then advances towards Fortesque, lifting his feet off the canvas and slowly walking him towards the ropes! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois instantly starts raining down punches on Hobgoblin, finishing it off with a shot of Venom from her Miraculous! Al Rossi: Times almost up! Who’s number 8? Crowd: 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @Venom 2009 I am Lord Zedd, emperor of all I see! Al Rossi: A break for Chloe! Another member of team Venom! Venom 2009 shares a happy embrace with Cattleya as the mood in the observation lounge is starting to sour. Andel Sanap: The emperor of evil stands in the corner, allowing Miss Bourgeois to continue her assault on Hobgoblin. Meanwhile, MacLeod has been battling Miss Driver and BY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: Right in the chest with the Hanzo katana! If Conor wasn’t an Immortal he’d be an epitaph right now! Elle raises her sword! She’s aiming for the head! ZZAP! Andel Sanap: And so was Gamora! Al Rossi: Guess Gamora has had enough of sword fights! One shot from her blaster and Elle Driver’s head is atomized! Gamora heaves the twitching corpse over the ropes in an academic elimination at this point. Andel Sanap: And Miss Driver is our first combatant out of the Battlesphere. Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: BROADWAYBEYONDER. Do you like pain? Try wearing a corset. Al Rossi: Whoa! We’ve gone from an emperor of evil to a pirate queen! Elizabeth Swann has beamed in and is dressed to fight! Andel Sanap: She draws her cutlass and scans the ring. She sees MacLeod still down and healing from his wound while Gamora gets her upgrades from eliminating Miss Driver. She moves towards Connor! She must be thinking he’s in prime position to be eliminated! ZZZZZZZZZZAP! Al Rossi: But Zedd’s got other ideas! Elizabeth braces herself then charges at Zedd! He blocks her strike with his staff! You got to think Zedd’s just toying with her, Andel! Andel Sanap: Speaking of which, Ventress seems to have about had her fill of torturing Sir Daniel. While he screams in agony, she uses the Force to pull him limb from limb. And one finally shove sends all of his pieces into the Battlesphere wall. Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @leroypowell3. As long as the Black Blade blazes darkly in my hand, I must fight on! Al Rossi: And here comes the Black Knight! He better hurry to save Hobgoblin! Andel Sanap: But he’s met by MacLeod! He’s recovered from his wound and tackles him to the ring! Al Rossi: He might still be delirious, Andel! But the Black Knight is willing if the Immortal is able! Andel Sanap: But the Hobgoblin is certainly not! Frozen by the Miraculous, he’s dragged to the ropes by Miss Bourgeois. She heaves him to the top rope, delivers one last punch and over he goes! Al Rossi: Let’s see where were at 10 combatants in, partner! Gamora is finished with her upgrade! She’s got Elle’s katana and is sporting her eyepatch! Connor’s dueling with Black Knight, and Zedd is overpowering Elizabeth! Meanwhile we’ve got Asajj and Chloe getting their upgrades from the ‘sphere! Andel Sanap: And we still have a long journey ahead of us, Al! Who will be number 11? Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @SSJRuss. Ogres are like onions. Al Rossi: From Far Far Away, it’s Shrek! Andel Sanap: He grabs a hold of Zedd’s staff! Zedd response with a blast that sends Shrek back into the ropes! A kick from the emperor finally brings down Miss Swann! Al Rossi: She’s helpless! Um, why isn’t Zedd tossing her out? Andel Sanap: He is advancing on Shrek! Perhaps Zedd isn’t interested in eliminating someone who wouldn’t give him a more powerful upgrade. Al Rossi: His staff is glowing! Shrek’s starting to look a little dazed. Jeez! I hate mind control! Andel Sanap: Yet it would appear the ogre is now fully in Zedd’s thrall. He points at Miss Swann and Shrek rises to his feet. Al Rossi: Black Knight sees it! He shoves MacLeod aside! He’s moving in to protect Elizabeth! Those heroic tendencies aren’t great strategy in the Battlesphere, Andel! He should’ve focused on Connor and let Elizabeth get taken out! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @RiotGear. Thank God we’re hot chicks with superpowers. Al Rossi: And that’s the reason why! Knight took his foot off the gas and now Connor has a teammate in the ‘sphere. Andel Sanap: Faith rolls her eyes and helps MacLeod to his feet. Zedd and Shrek are advancing on Miss Swann and the Black Knight. The Slayer and the Immortal share a look. Al Rossi: Faith pulls out her knife and a stake. You know she is down for a fight! Connor steadies himself and he looks ready to go another round! OK: Connor Macleod (Half strength) and Faith (Full strength) vs Lord Zedd (MMPR) (Full strength) and Shrek (Full strength) vs Elizabeth Swann (PotC 3) (Full strength) and Black Knight (Full strength). Also currently in the ring: Gamora, Chloe Bourgeois, and Asajj Ventress. 1 pair wins: losers gets eliminated and their powers go to the winners, runner ups take damage. 2 pairs tie and win: losers get eliminated and their powers get split between the winners. 2 pairs tie and lose: both pairs get eliminated and their powers go to the winners. 3-way tie: all pairs take damage. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 4 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapon) Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois Hobgoblin (powers and weapons) Connor MacLeod None Lord Zedd None Elizabeth Swann None Black Knight None Shrek None Faith the Vampire Slayer None Al Rossi: Faith goes for Elizabeth! I bet Faith wants to get her hands on that sword! Andel Sanap: Zedd motions for Shrek to engage with Black Knight and he fires a blast from his staff at MacLeod! The Immortal dodges and Highland sword clashes with Zedd’s staff! Al Rossi: Also it’s looking like Asajj and Chloe are finished with their upgrades! Asajj is looking pretty decrepit and has lost her jaw, while Chloe now is sporting Hobgoblin’s costume and glider! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @JohnnyChany. Nothing worth fighting for was ever won without sacrifice. Al Rossi: From the Final Fantasy multiverse! It’s Barrett Wallace! Andel Sanap: And he instantly starts peppering the ring with gunfire from that incredible arm! Al Rossi: Everyone scatters to avoid the barrage! Chloe launches her newly won glider… and nearly faceplants into the wall! She’s got the glider and Hobby’s knowledge, but she still needs to get used to her new abilities. Andel Sanap: Ventress deflects the bullets with her lightsaber and uses the Force to pull Wallace in, but the giant man is able to batter the apprentice aside when he gets in striking distance! Al Rossi: Geez! This guy has changed the tempo of the match for sure! With all these melee characters running around, Barrett’s heavy artillery, size, and strength could give him a real advantage this early on. Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois hurls a pumpkin bomb that Wallace shoots in mid-air! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: JOHNNYCHANY. For the greater glory of God. Al Rossi: Back-to-back! Johnny’s looking pleased in the lounge, Andel! The zealous heir to the Batman cape and cowl: Azrael! Andel Sanap: He jumps into the fray and delivers a punch to Ventress! He shows no fear of the zombie apprentice, and she is forced back by the ferocity of his assault. Al Rossi: A rocket from the glider rocks the ring! Barrett staggers back and Chloe leaps from the glider to deliver a kick! Yikes! Andel Sanap: He’s caught her! He hurls her over the ropes! She is elimaNo! By the Force! Al Rossi: She flung her top and caught hold of her glider just before her feet hit the ‘sphere wall! Andel Sanap: Gamora leaps onto Barrett’s shoulders! She swings the katana only for Barrett to raise that gatling gun arm to shield himself. Al Rossi: Azrael swings his wrist blades at Ventress who is trying to regain control of this fight! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @leroypowell3. I was the greatest Dark Lord of the Sith. I am Exar Kun. Andel Sanap: Oh no. Al Rossi: One of the most feared Sith Lords of your multiverse, Andel! Exar beams in and activates his double-bladed lightsaber. Barrett and Azrael look impressed by the newcomer. Andel Sanap: Azrael delivers a kick that downs Ventress. Barrett tosses aside Gamora! Al Rossi: They’re flanking Exar! Kun is about to get a real “warm” welcome to the Battlesphere! OK: Barrett Wallace, Azrael, and Exar Kun are all at full strength. Also currently in the ring: Gamora, Connor MacLeod, Chloe Bourgeois, Asajj Ventress, Lord Zedd, Elizabeth Swann, Black Knight, Shrek, and Faith the Vampire Slayer. Winner(s) gets the losers powers. Tie vote: all combatants take damage. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 2 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Gamora (none) Elle Driver (none) Connor Macleod (none) Al Rossi: Blades clash in the Battlesphere! Connor is dual wielding with longsword and katana against Gamora and Elle! Andel Sanap: An Immortal’s lifetime of experience should even the odds, Al! Al Rossi: A kick to Elle by Connor! He’s focusing his attention on Gamora! Gamora expertly parries with Godslayer! Andel Sanap: But Miss Driver charges in again! A strike to the back of MacLeod! Al Rossi: Just because your Immortal doesn’t mean you can’t take damage! Who’s next?! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @Venom 2009. You are ridiculous! Utterly RIDICULOUS! Al Rossi: Oh brother! Andel Sanap: Making her third entry to the Battlesphere! Queen Bee Chloe Bourgeois! Al Rossi: I can hear Venom cheering in the observation lounge all the way from here, Andel. The young hero is taking in the sword fight, but she looks in no hurry to join the fray. Andel Sanap: Perhaps a new strategy from Miss Bourgeois, Al. In the past 2 contests she has successfully made it to the final 4, and in Battlesphere 2 she managed to last over an hour. Al Rossi: And she looks like she’s in for the long haul now. She’s charged up her Miraculous to Venom mode, ready to strike. But the sword fighters are so focused on their duel they haven’t even acknowledged her yet! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois knows what it takes to survive in the Battlesphere, and she’s determined to win it. Al Rossi: But the clock’s winding down! Whoever is beaming in next isn’t going to let Chloe wait! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @leroypowell3. I want this face to be the very last thing my enemies see! Al Rossi: Hobgoblin! And he’s on his glider! KABOOM! Andel Sanap: A rocket from the glider blasts the ring! The combatants are hurtled into the ropes! Al Rossi: Gamora and Chloe are left hanging on! Gamora pulls herself up but not before Elle slashes at her wrists! Andel Sanap: There is grumbling the observation lounge, Al! It appears some of the VIPs don’t look pleased with Hobgoblin being allowed to have the glider in the Battlesphere. Al Rossi: Hey, it’s part of his basic arsenal. He’s reaching for a pumpkin bomb! He throws it at Chloe! KABOOM! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois quickly switches her Miraculous to top mode to swing herself back into the ring to safety! Al Rossi: Hobgoblin really seems to have his sights on Chloe! A laser blast from his gloves sends her scrambling! Our swords…er persons are still trying to recover from the initial blast. Andel Sanap: Miss Driver advances on Gamora! Blades cross! She’s trying to get Godslayer! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @Pizza Guy. The Jedi shall fall! Al Rossi: Somebody from your multiverse, Andel! Andel Sanap: Unfortunately, yes, Al. Al Rossi: Dooku’s apprentice Asajj Ventress! She leaps in front of Chloe and deflects Hobgoblin’s lasers with her lightsaber! Andel Sanap: She’s offering her hand to Miss Bourgeois. This is unlikely simply an act of charity, Al. Al Rossi: Well, you do what you gotta do to survive in the ‘sphere! The pair leap out of the way of the swooping glider. Hobby’s got to be careful. That glider is a huge advantage, but it keeps him dangerously close to the Battlesphere wall! Andel Sanap: Asajj points to Miss Bourgeois and is shouting instructions! Miss Bourgeois leaps to the turnbuckle and hurls her Miraculous top! Al Rossi: She’s going fishing for goblins! The cord of the Miraculous snatches Hobgoblin! Andel Sanap: And the Force pulls Hobgoblin with a thud back to the mat! Asajj moves in for the kill! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @SSJRuss. I’ll show you! Al Rossi: The dead have risen in the Battlesphere! Sir Daniel Fortesque beams in! Andel Sanap: He sees the three-way duel and backs off. But now he’s seen Asajj and Miss Bourgeois advancing on Hobgoblin! Al Rossi: He might not know about Hobgoblin’s criminal record, but 2 on 1 doesn’t look like very chivalrous odds! He draws his Magic Sword and rushes to aid Hobgoblin! OK: Chloe Bourgeois, Hobgoblin, Asajj Ventress, and Sir Daniel Fortesque are all at full strength. Also currently in the ring: Gamora, Elle Driver, and Connor MacLeod. The winning pair gets the powers of the losers. If there is a tie, all combatants take damage and advance. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 1 *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS! The time has finally arrived for the TCC’s premier event! Welcome to Battlesphere 3! It’s Al Rossi! Andel Sanap: And Jedi Master Andel Sanap! May the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: The time has come for us to take the Battlesphere to a whole other level! Tonight, 9 CBUB members, including broadwaybeyonder, have gathered to see not only which 3 of their combatants will be entering the ‘sphere, but who will walk away the victor! Andel Sanap: And that individual will be joining Miss America and Hawkgirl as the only 3 combatants who can say they are Battlesphere champions! Al Rossi: Fans, TCC Arena is at full capacity tonight! Everyone is wanting to witness this thrilling contest! But no more perhaps than our CBUB guests, who all have been gathering in the observation lounge! Andel Sanap: Going to our live cameras we can see almost all of our VIPs are here. I see the owner of the CBUB @IKA sharing a drink with Sosuke Aizen of Bleach. The Soul Reaper seems much more focused on surveying the room, particularly sizing up Serpentor. The Cobra leader hasn’t stopped glaring at him since he entered the room with @leroypowell3. @SSJRuss and @RiotGearGear are looking out the window to observe the Battlesphere hovering above the arena. @Pizza Guy and @JohnnyChany are chatting it up with @ThePhenomenalOne, who’s plus 1 Deadpool does not seem interested in small talk. His eyes are fixed on @Venom 2009enom 2009’s plus 1: Cattleya from Queen’s Blade! Al Rossi: Surprised they were able to fit in the lounge. Andel Sanap: Allen! Al Rossi: What? I’m talking about all those people! What are you talking about? Andel Sanap: Ahem. Moving on, we are still waiting for the arrival of broadwaybeyonder, and our sources tell us that he is bringing a plus 1 to the Battlesphere, as well. Al Rossi: But I know what you’re thinking, folks. That’s 9 CBUB members and 27 combatants. That means that there will be 3 wildcard combatants with no allegiance to a CBUB user! And Philippa Forrester is in the locker room with 2 of those 3 right now! Philippa? Philippa Forrester: Thanks, Al and Andel. Just remember that Cattleya is a married woman and knows her way around a sword. Just in case you 2 get any ideas. At the moment I’m with 2 more ladies who are waiting to enter the Battlesphere. From the Deadly Vipers Elle Driver, and from the USS Voyager Seven of Nine! Welcome to the TCC! Seven of Nine: Thank you. Although I fail to see how welcome I should feel. Your TCC took me from my ship to this place, and only told me I was being a chance to prove myself in combat. Philippa Forrester: Don’t worry, Seven. The TCC is able to repair any damage or injuries you take during the Battlesphere. Seven of Nine: This does not fill me with confidence, but I will comply. Elle Driver: Aw, could both of you just shut up?! Philippa Forrester: Um, I’m sorry, Miss Driver. Do you have any thoughts to share on the combat tonight? Elle Driver: Thoughts? OK, here are my thoughts. I think after I win this thing I’m going to find the guy who brought me here and show him how fast a Hanzo katana can rip someone to shreds! Seven of Nine: Your bravado is commendable, but irrelevant. It is more likely that you’re compensating for your concern for the battle ahead of us. Perhaps you are displeased with the number you have drawn? Elle Driver: Shut it, lady! I’ve been trained by the greatest assassin in the world! All you need to know is that if you’re in there with me you don’t stand a chance, no matter what number I got! Seven of Nine: Training is irrelevant. I will succeed. Elle Driver: You…! Philippa Forrester: Ooookay, then. Thanks for your time, ladies. Best of luck in the Battlesphere! Al and Andel? Al Rossi: These combatants are already fired up, Andel! Andel Sanap: And they are only 2 of the 30 combatants are entering the Battlesphere. All the other combatants’ identities are secret, save for Miss Bourgeois who alerted us of her involvement during the 200th Match. Al Rossi: Yeah. I’m surprised she didn’t buy a billboard. But she is certainly motivated to win after 2 impressive showings in the last 2 Battlespheres. Wait a minute! Hold it, folks! Broadwaybeyonder has entered the observation lounge! He extends his arm and WHOA! Look who’s his plus 1! Andel Sanap: It’s Chel! The lady of El Dorado! Al Rossi: The 2 walk into the lounge arm in arm! That got the lounge buzzing! Cattleya shoots a dirty look at Venom, who looks on in shock as broadwaybeyonder escorts Chel to her seat! Andel Sanap: With that, all of the VIPs and their plus 1s are here! It is time for the 3rd edition of the Battlesphere to begin! Al Rossi: Well, let’s get it started! Let’s send it down to our ring announcer Justin Roberts! Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, fight fans and honored guests! Welcome to Battlesphere 3! Here are the rules of the Battlesphere Battle Royal. 2 combatants will enter the ring suspended in the sphere above TCC Arena. Every 90 seconds another combatant will be teleported into the ring until all 30 have entered. Combatants are eliminated when they are thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the Battlesphere wall. The eliminated combatant’s powers, abilities, and weapons will then be gifted to the combatant who eliminated them. The last combatant standing wins the Battlesphere and will be allowed to keep one combatant’s power set to use at TCC Arena. Al Rossi: Check it out! There’s Hawkgirl flying into the arena in her Queen Bee gear! She unfortunately has been busy running missions for the Justice League and has been unable to compete for the TCC since her victory. But that doesn’t change the fact she lasted over 40 minutes to win Battlesphere 2! Andel Sanap: The crowd cheers as she lands atop the Battlesphere! She raises her mace and slams it down! Nth metal energy envelops the sphere! Al Rossi: Now that’s a light show! Hawkgirl gives a final salute to the crowd and flies down to ground level. Andel Sanap: The anticipation is building, Al! Justin Roberts: And now, the combatant who drew number 1, and will enter first into the Battlsphere! P.A.: Whatever nightmares the future holds, are dreams compared to what’s behind me. Justin Roberts: Representing ThePhenomenalOne, GAMOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAA!!! Al Rossi: Well, Andel, no one wants to be number one in this match! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. But an accomplished warrior like Gamora should be up to the challenge. I can see she has her Godslayer blade, her knife, and a blaster. Al Rossi: Not to mention strength and fighting skills that can allow her to go toe-to-toe with some serious heavy hitters from the Marvel multiverse. Justin Roberts: And the combatant that drew number 2! P.A.: To me the word of an old fool like you is less than nothing. Al Rossi: Whoa! Justin Roberts: A Wildcard, the California Mountain Snake: ELLEEEEE DRIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEER!!! Andel Sanap: I believe we now know the source of Miss Driver’s frustration, Al. Al Rossi: That’s for sure! Seven was right! Elle draws her Hanzo katana and charges for Gamora! Andel Sanap: The official pulls Justin out of the way! Al Rossi: Gamora blocks with Godslayer just in time! Referee: Ring the bell! Commence combat! Al Rossi: And we’re off! Elle may be at a disadvantage physically here. I think she’s trying to overwhelm Gamora early to better her chances! Andel Sanap: She will need every bit of her training to battle Gamora. The two women exchange blows with their blades. Miss Driver is attempting to move Gamora to the ropes and By the Force! Al Rossi: Gamora gets her foot on the ropes and flips up and over Elle! Lands a strike to Elle’s back! Elle Driver: AGGH! Al Rossi: Didn’t see that move coming! Andel Sanap: Gamora delivers a kick to the gut of Miss Driver. The assassin is against the ropes! Gamora with another kick to the head! Al Rossi: Elle is over the ropes! She clings with one hand! She’s not letting go of her sword! Andel Sanap: Gamora moves in for the kill, but Miss Driver manages to just slip under the bottom rope. Al Rossi: Times almost up! Who is going to be entrant number 3? Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: RIOTGEAR. There can only be one. Al Rossi: What the Hell?! Andel Sanap: Al! It’s Conor MacLeod! The Highlander! Al Rossi: This battle has gotten off to a swashbuckling start! Cattleya has gotta be feeling right at home with all these swords swinging around! Andel Sanap: Macleod draws his claymore! Miss Driver rises to her feet and Gamora holds her dagger and Godslayer at the ready! Al Rossi: Welcome to Battlesphere 3, folks! OK: Gamora (MCU), Elle Driver, and Connor MacLeod are all at full strength. Vote winner gets the loser’s abilities/powers/weapons and stays at full strength, 2nd place takes damage, loser is eliminated from the match. 2 winner tie, they share the move set of the eliminated loser. 2 losers tie, winner gets both move sets and both are eliminated. 3 way tie, all combatants take damage and advance. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS! 199 official matches! 199 contests between some of the most dangerous and skilled combatants across the multiverse! And it all comes down to this! The 200th match created by the broadwaybeyonder and presented for you all here today courtesy of the Transdimensional Combat Commission! Welcome, everyone, I’m Al Rossi! Andel Sanap: And I am Jedi Master Andel Sanap! May the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: We are back aboard the Defiant overlooking the battlefield for this match, which just so happens to be the Underworld! Yes, we are in the land of the dead for what promises to be a wild battle! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. The Underworld has been under new management, ever since Eris defeated Hades in their battle nearly 4 years ago.* *To see how that battle went down, click here! Match 15653 Eris vs. Hades (Disney) - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Al Rossi: And Hades hasn’t been particularly thrilled about losing his kingdom to the goddess of discord. His previous attempts to reclaim it have failed, and he was just about to unleash an assault on Eris that could have destroyed the Underworld and the rest of this world along with it. This is when the TCC stepped in. They would select a team to remove Eris and in return Hades would continue to honor the arrangement the TCC made with Eris to not be so quick in claiming any souls killed off at TCC Arena. Andel Sanap: Our brave team are ready for action and are in the transporter bay ready to beam down. And there they are now! On the rocky plain below us! Al Rossi: As the transporter effect fades away, we can see our squad: Mira Nova, Sabine Wren, Liu Kang, Jax, Johnny Cage, and Raiden! Mira and Sabine faced off against each other and went to a draw in their last bout, while the Kombatants were victorious in their 25 vs 25 battle with Team Forever Red!* *To see how those battles went down, click here! Match 18209 Mira Nova vs. Sabine Wren - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 16889 Mortal Kombat Universe vs. Forever Red Power Rangers - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Andel Sanap: Miss Wren is in her custom Mandalorian armor as she draws and activates her lightsaber. Miss Nova takes aim with her wrist laser around the cavern. Mira Nova: Huh. Charming dump. Johnny Cage: No need to be rude, Smurfette. I’ve seen some spots in the Netherworld that make this place look like Disneyland. Jax: Will you for once in your life shut up, Cage? Johnny Cage: Relax, Jax. What’s to worry about? All we have to do is give a goddess an eviction notice. Liu Kang: A goddess that by no means should be taken lightly, Johnny. Raiden: Liu Kang is correct. We must be on our guard. Mira Nova? Sabine Wren? Perhaps the two of you can use your jetpacks to scout out ahead. Sabine Wren: On it! Mira Nova: Hey! Stay close, Sabine! We don’t want to get lost down here. Sabine Wren: No problem. My helmet isn’t picking up anythAGGGH! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: Sabine just got swatted out of the air! Mira manages to catch her and bring her down to earth safely. The Kombatants stand ready as the swirling mist that knocked down Sabine coalesces into… Raiden: Eris. Eris: Hmm. Well, well, well. So old Hades had to ask the good guys for help. Johnny Cage: Whoa! Nobody mentioned that the goddess of discord was also a babe! Raiden: Cage. Liu Kang: Mira, is Sabine alright? Sabine Wren: Ow. Bruised but I’m fine. Ready to go another round with Misty over there. Eris: Such spirit! Too bad it won’t do you any good. Johnny Cage: Don’t be so sure, babe! We eat gods of the underworld for breakfast where we come from! Raiden: You would be wise to stand down and leave this Realm, Eris. Eris: Ha! And I’ve just gotten the place how I wanted it! But if you ‘heroes’ want a fight, then let me provide you with one! Andel Sanap: A wave of her hand and another cloud of mist emerges from a tunnel across from our team. The mists fades away and it’s… By the Force?! Al Rossi: Andel! It’s the Street Sharks! And is that… Katie Ka-Boom?!* *To see the battles they were involved in, click here! Match 16600 Biker Mice From Mars vs. Street Sharks - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 15662 Katie Ka-Boom vs. Minerva Mink - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Jax: Did anyone say anything about this lady having backup? Johnny Cage: I thought we’d be fighting her monsters, not the 90s revenge squad! Raiden: What sorcery is this, Eris? The Street Sharks would never willingly do battle for you, and Miss Ka-Boom is merely a child. Katie Ka-Boom: A CHILD?! Johnny Cage: Oh boy, now you done it. Mira Nova: How the heck did they get here anyway? Eris: Do you really think I couldn’t use my power to control these mutations? As for how I got them here? Hmm. Let’s say you have your connections, and I have mine. Katie Ka-Boom: A CHILD?!?!?! Al Rossi: Oh no! Not Chloe again! Andel Sanap: Now really, Al! Al Rossi: Think, Andel! She’s been messing with our technology for months! She could have used it bring the Sharks and Katie here so Eris would be ready for our team! Andel Sanap: We still don’t know if she WAS responsible for those accidents, Al! Katie Ka-Boom: Did that old creep in the stupid hat call me a CHILD?!??!?!?!?!!?!?! Al Rossi: We’ll deal with that later, Andel! At the moment it looks like the Sharks are in some sort of trance, growling dangerously at our squad. Meanwhile Katie is almost finished with her transformation into a giant, green monstrosity! Katie Ka-Boom: I AM A TEENAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eris: Hmm. Oh yes you are, dear. Now be a good girl and help our fishy friends destroy these intruders. Raiden: Mira Nova and Sabine Wren, contain Katie Ka-Boom. Jackson Briggs, you and Johnny Cage engage the Street Sharks. Johnny Cage: Great! I love sushi! Raiden: Liu Kang, you are with me. We must prevent Eris from bringing her powers to bear in this Kombat. Liu Kang: I am ready, Raiden. Street Sharks: Shark Attack! Andel Sanap: It all comes down to this, Al! Al Rossi: Sabine and Mira take to the air, the Street Sharks dive into the earth! Jax and Johnny charge towards the fins coming at them! Liu Kang and Raiden’s fists are lit with fire and lightning as they leap towards the smirking Eris! Match 200, folks! Let’s Go! Referee: 3! 2! 1! Kommence Kombat! OK: MKX versions of the Mortal Kombat characters. Post Rebels version of Sabine Wren. Street Sharks and Katie Ka-Boom are under Eris’ control until Eris is immobilized. Last team standing wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Greetings, fight fans! Welcome back to the TCC’s festivities leading up to broadwaybeyonder’s 200th battle! Hello, I am Jedi Master Andel Sanap, may the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: And I’m Al Rossi. We’re aboard the cloaked USS Defiant above a secret Cobra installation. It will be the battleground for our two combatants: the master thief Carmen Sandiego and the master spy Emma Peel! Andel Sanap: Our combatants have been informed that this Cobra base is housing a laser weapon focused by five priceless rubies. Mrs. Peel has been sent here by the British government to destroy the laser and return the rubies to their rightful owners, while Miss Sandiego is here to take the rubies for herself. Al Rossi: Two ladies that have had their fair share of close calls!* *To see the battles that earned these 2 a spot in the 200th Battle celebration, click here! Match 18076 Emma Peel vs. Baroness - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 16395 Carmen Sandiego vs. Harley and Ivy - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles It should be a blast to these ladies in action, Andel! Let’s go to the viewscreen! We can see the room where the giant laser is being housed. And look! Someone is cutting a hole in the roof with a blowtorch! Andel Sanap: It’s the queen of VILE, Carmen. She lowers herself down on a cable and softly lands on the floor. She quickly hurries to the laser. Al Rossi: She starts working on the panel. Wait! She’s stopped! She hears someone coming into the room. She ducks behind a pillar! Andel Sanap: And enter Emma Peel disguised as Cobra technician. She checks the hallway and locks the door behind her. She sees the hole in the roof! Al Rossi: She knows something is up! She’s scanning the room. Carmen’s coming up behind her and… WHOA! Andel Sanap: By the Force! A perfect Judo throw from Mrs. Peel! Miss Sandiego quickly gets to her feet. Carmen Sandiego: Nice moves. I’ll bet Cobra didn’t teach you how to do that. Emma Peel: Self-taught, actually. You know we could save ourselves a lot of trouble if worked together to destroy that laser. Carmen Sandiego: Maybe. But where’s the fun in that? Al Rossi: Yikes! Spinning kick from Carmen sends Emma flying back into the laser! *Klaxon* Andel Sanap: I have a bad feeling about this! Baroness: Attention, all Cobra personnel! We have intruders! Secure the facility but do not enter the laser lab! Leave that to our secret weapons! Al Rossi: Uh, secret weapons? Andel Sanap: I believe they are the ones who are banging on the door! CRASH! Al Rossi: It’s… it’s… Minerva Mink?! Minerva Mink: Hello, girls! Lovely night, isn’t it?* *To see the battle that got Minerva a supporting role in this setup, click here! Match 15662 Katie Ka-Boom vs. Minerva Mink - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Emma Peel: Funny. I always thought Cobra preferred fangs to fur. Carmen Sandiego: What’s a Toon like you doing here working for Cobra? Minerva Mink: Meh. It’s a bit part, I know. But I had to do a lot of convincing of broadway to get me in this. Carmen Sandiego: Oh I’m sure you did. But we all know you aren’t a fighter even with your powers. Minerva Mink: But with my ‘powers’, a girl will never feel neglected. Boys? Al Rossi: Andel! Check who’s coming through the doorway? Is that…? Andel Sanap: The Biker Mice!* And the three of them look like they are in a daze! *To see the battle that got the Biker Mice a supporting role in this setup, click here! Match 16600 Biker Mice From Mars vs. Street Sharks - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Throttle: You called, Minerva? Minerva Mink: Sure did, fellas! Be a good gang of mice and smash those two okay? Vinnie: Ow! Haha! No problem, Minerva babe! Modo: Yeah, we can take ‘em! Throttle: You heard the lady, boys! Let’s ride! Al Rossi: Vinnie charges at Emma! Leg sweep and down goes the Biker Mouse. Modo comes in swinging but Emma manages to dodge his blows! Andel Sanap: Meanwhile Miss Sandiego races back to the laser and reaches in to pull out the rubies! She sees Throttle coming at her but slides through his legs! Al Rossi: She sprints past Emma Peel! The secret agent delivers a throw to Modo that sends him into a pillar! The two ladies race to the doorway at Minerva! The mink shrieks and drops to the ground, covering her face! Andel Sanap: Her vanity allows our combatants to leap over her and into the hallway! Baroness: (Over PA) Minerva, you fool! What were you thinking?! Minerva Mink: Well, I couldn’t let them hit me in the face! How will I get a movie deal if I’m black and blue! Baroness: (Over PA) Silence! You and your ‘mice’ will pursue the intruders! Attention, all Cobra personnel! The intruders have escaped! Shoot on sight! Emma Peel shall not escape me again, and neither will that cursed Carmen Sandiego! Referee: Umm, 3, 2, 1, commence combat? Al Rossi: It’s a little late for that, Bob. Referee: Aww. Andel Sanap: Two ladies of adventure, a base crawling with terrorists… Al Rossi: And a quartet of ticked off Toons! Hold on tight, folks! This one’s going down to the wire! OK: Both Carmen and Emma are at full strength and have various handheld gadgets to help them escape. Baroness has a platoon of Cobra soldiers plus Minerva Mink with the lovestruck Biker Mice. Whoever escapes the base, wins. Game On!

Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 26 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Medusa (prehensile hair, Inhuman strength) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) Ruby Rose Tracer (Weapons, powers, tech) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Miss America tears above the ring after Miss Rose. The huntress has activated her Petal Burst semblance and is darting around the Battlesphere. Al Rossi: Miss America motioning with her hands! She’s summoning Elsa’s magic! Yes! A gust of wind is sweeping through the Battlesphere! It’s scattering the rose petals! Ruby has to reform but she is tumbling through the air! Andel Sanap: And Miss America is there to catch her! Miss Rose is struggling but can’t break free! Around and around spins Miss America and tosses Miss Rose into the Battlesphere wall and elimination. Al Rossi: Meanwhile we have Ladybug desperately trying to avoid getting snagged by Carmen Sandiego’s vines and hair! She sends a flurry of thorns at Ladybug who deflects with her yoyo, but look out! Here comes her Medusa hair from behind! Andel Sanap: Ladybug’s legs are trapped! She has no where to go! Carmen’s hair reels back and hurls her to the wall! It’s over! No! Wait! Ladybug just got the yoyo to catch on the bottom rope! She is desperately trying to climb back up to the ring! Al Rossi: Carmen furious tears at the yoyo string but here comes Phantom Lady! A forearm to the back of the head! A blast of black light! And some Elsa magic to freeze the hair in place! Carmen’s defenseless! Ladybug makes to the apron just as Phantom Lady clotheslines Carmen over and out! Andel Sanap: After 55 minutes of action, the master thief has been eliminated! But things are still at a stalemate with Miss Bourgeois and Miss Cage! Miss Bourgeois must be getting close to reaching her ka-boom threshold again, Al. Al Rossi: No kidding, Andel! Despite her power advantages, Cassie has managed to stay right with her! She’s used to facing powerful opponents, and with Trini’s Yellow Ranger Powers, Cassie has come close to eliminating her! A kick takes down Chloe! She’s seen Ladybug! She lets out a scream and charges! She’s lost it! She takes down Ladybug! And here comes Cassie! Andel Sanap: These ladies are near their breaking points! Who will eliminate who? OK: Chloe Bourgeois (Ka-Boom’s toon physics and monster form, Claw’s size and fighting skill, Tinker Bell’s flight and pixie dust, Wednesday’s weapons, and Chel’s cleverness) (Half strength and about to go ‘ka-boom’) vs Cassie Cage (Trini’s skill and Yellow Ranger power) (Half strength) vs Ladybug (Chell’s Aperture Portal Device, and Baby Doll’s toy themed weapons) (Half strength) Also currently in the ring: Miss America and Phantom Lady Winner gets the loser’s abilities/powers/weapons. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS! We are back with more TCC sanctioned competition, drawing ever closer to our 200th battle under the leadership of broadwaybeyonder! It’s Al Rossi… Andel Sanap: And Jedi Master Andel Sanap, may the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: Bringing you the call on all the action! But we’re not coming from TCC Arena! We are set up outside the mansion of that grisly horror host, the Crypt Keeper! Andel Sanap: Tonight, the TCC has declared that leading up to the 200th battle we will be witnessing 2 contests taking place simultaneously! The first is a race for survival featuring the Crypt Keeper and the fairest of them all Snow White. Al Rossi: Remember, the TCC have selected the combatants from the winners of broadwaybeyonder’s most well received and popular battles. Snow White was the victor of a test of wills with Cinderella in Disney World, while Crypt Keeper managed to defeat Gooey Gus in one of the ‘beyonder’s first bouts*. *To see how those matches went down, click here! Match 16928 Snow White vs. Cinderella - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 15700 The Crypt Keeper vs. Gooey Gus - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Andel Sanap: Snow White isn’t a stranger to TCC competition, however. She also took part in that race through Gotham and participated in the first Battlsphere. Well, briefly. Which is why I’m impressed with Snow White’s courage in facing off with the Crypt Keeper! Al Rossi: Umm… Andel Sanap: Al? She did agree to this contest? Didn’t she? Al Rossi: Oh yeah, sure she did. Um, she just might not have known who her opponent was. Or where the fight was. Andel Sanap: Allen! Al Rossi: Oh look! The monitors! Our cameras inside the Keeper’s house are showing us Snow White being beamed into the crypt! Let’s listen in! Snow White: Goodness! Where am I? Crypt Keeper: AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Snow White: EEEEEEEEEEE!! Crypt Keeper: Heh heh heh! Did I scare you? This’ll be easier than I thought! Snow White: Who… who are you? Crypt Keeper: Well, you’re the ‘fairest of them all’? Well, lady, meet the foulest of them all! I am the Crypt Keeper, and I’m your ‘stiff’ competition tonight! Snow White: Oh my! I’m supposed to… fight you? Crypt Keeper: Heh! Not necessarily, my pretty ‘ghoul’. All you have to do to win is to escape my creaking crypt. But if you can’t get out before the stroke of midnight, you lose and stay here with me forever! Heh heh heh! Snow White: Forever? In this gloomy place? Crypt Keeper: You got it! And just in case you need a little more motivation, I’ve got just the thing for you! Andel Sanap: Al, what’s he talking about? Al Rossi: He’s walking over to his table and picks up a remote. He turns on an old TV monitor. Hey! Folks, we’re getting footage of someone chained to a table, with an enormous blade on a pendulum swinging back and forth above them! Andel Sanap: Who is that woman? It looks like… BY THE FORCE! Snow White: Cindy! Crypt Keeper: Heh heh! That’s right! Cinderella is imprisoned somewhere in my house, as well. Can you find her, free her, and escape from my crypt? Al Rossi: Keeper! This wasn’t the way the contest was supposed to go! Crypt Keeper: Aw, let a ghoul have a good time! Snow White: I might be afraid, but I won’t let you hurt my friend! Cyrpt Keeper: So you accept the challenge? Snow White: …(sigh) Yes. I do. Crypt Keeper: Perfect! Now let’s get this monster bash started! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! *CLICK* Snow White: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Andel Sanap: A click of the Keeper’s remote and Snow White goes down a trapdoor! Al Rossi: She has 3 hours until midnight, folks! Can Snow White rescue Cinderella? Will she try to save herself? Will the Crypt Keeper have the last laugh? We’ll have to wait and see, because our next battle is about to start! Stay tuned! OK: Snow White has 3 hours to escape the Crypt Keeper’s house. She can choose to save Cinderella, but still wins if she escapes without her. Crypt Keeper can use any of the ‘street level’ creatures from his stories to scare and trap her (No magic users). Game On!