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Battlesphere 3 Part 7 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapon) Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois Hobgoblin (powers and weapons) Aloy None Qui-Gon Jinn None Ace the Bat-Hound None Demona None Seven of Nine None Kimberly Ann Hart None Ahsoka Tano None Raven None Tron None Andel Sanap: Demona’s claws slash at the Bat-Hound! Gamora delivers a flying kick that sends the gargoyle careening into Seven of Nine! Al Rossi: Qui-Gon uses the Force to softly pick up the loyal dog and send him over the rope. Look! Aloy’s got a bead on him with her bow! Andel Sanap: Gamora strikes with Godslayer and Aloy’s bow is reduced to kindling! She rains down strikes on Aloy! The daughter of Thanos is too much for her! Al Rossi: She’s out on her feet, Andel! One clothesline and Aloy his the ‘sphere wall a second after Ace finally made contact. Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: WILDCARD. SLIME ANYONE?! Al Rossi: Oh boy. Andel Sanap: Making his second appearance in Battlesphere action, the Slime Monster Gooey Gus! Al Rossi: And he’s caught the attention of Zedd! He’s still trading blows with Shrek, but launches another blast of magic from his staff! Andel Sanap: But it hit Gus! Zedd must be trying to mentally control him the way he controlled Shrek. Al Rossi: And here comes grape boy now! He expels a fountain of slime at Shrek who cuts his way through with the Ebony Blade! Andel Sanap: And Exar Kun remains in the corner, sporting Azrael’s armor and Mr. Wallace’s gatling gun arm. Al Rossi: Ahsoka’s going after Ventress! She’s forcing the Nightsister back to the ropes! One Force push ought to eliminate her rival! LOOK OUT! Andel Sanap: Miss Hart leaps in to block the final blow! The Pink Ranger strikes Ahsoka with her Blade Blaster! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: BROADWAYBEYONDER. If I concentrate hard enough, I can make things move. Al Rossi: Say your prayers, folks! Carrie White has beamed into the middle of the Battlesphere! Andel Sanap: And instantly makes her presence known! All of our combatants are hurled backwards to the ropes! No one was eliminated, but our combatant are forced to cling to the ropes! Al Rossi: Ahsoka barely makes it under the rope! She’s still reeling from Kimberly’s hit! But the Ranger is there! Ahsoka goes for her lightsaber! Kimberly fires her bow! Andel Sanap: And the blast sends the young Jedi over the ropes and out of the Battlesphere! Al Rossi: Tron slings his disc at Kimberly but ‘sphere is shielding her while she is getting her upgrades for eliminating Ahsoka! She can’t attack but Tron can’t hurt her! Andel Sanap: But Tron can and does get hurt by a blitz attack of Raven’s shadow clones! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @IKA. My name is Alice. And I remember everything. Andel Sanap: The final member of Team IKA! The enemy of Umbrella Corp Alice! Al Rossi: With a final kick Raven topples Tron! He hits the wall of the ‘sphere and is eliminated! 13 combatants in the Battlesphere, and 3 more to enter! Andel Sanap: Alice draws her two .45 pistols and makes a move for Carrie but Exar Kun blocks her! Al Rossi: He’s motioning to Alice and Carrie! They are looking like… uh oh. Is he trying some mind tricks, Andel? Andel Sanap: It appears so, Al. And Lord Zedd sees it, as well. He fires a blast from his scepter at Demona. The gargoyle swoops down and flanks Zedd along with Gus. Al Sanap: All the other combatants are either down or getting upgrades! Zedd’s crew against Exar’s! I love me the Battlesphere! Andel Sanap: And who will be our final 3 combatants? OK: Exar Kun (Full strength, plus Barrett Wallace and Azrael’s abilities and weapons), Carrie White (Full strength), and Alice (Full strength) VS Lord Zedd (Full strength, plus Connor Macleod and Faith’s abilities and weapons), Gooey Gus (Full strength), and Demona (Half strength). Winning team gets the powers of the losers. In the event of a tie all take damage and stay in the Battlesphere. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 8 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapons) Aloy (skills and weapons Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois Hobgoblin (powers and weapons) Qui-Gon Jinn Ace the Bat-Hound (skills) Kimberly Ann Hart Ahsoka (powers and weapons) Raven Tron (powers and weapons Gooey Gus None Carrie White None Alice None Demona None Seven of Nine None Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @ThePhenomenalOne. In this world, there are heroes and villains. Andel Sanap: Hawkman enters at 28BY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: A missile strikes only inches from Hawkman, who instantly takes to the air! Oh man! I forgot! We have 15 in the ‘sphere! Chloe was using the glider to stay above the fray! Andel Sanap: She flies after Hawkman, trying to get a clear target. Wait! She’s stopping, clutching her throat! Al Rossi: It’s Ventress! She draws Fortesque’s blade as Chloe is lifted off the glider! Andel Sanap: Chloe can’t free herself! She’s pulled straight into Ventress’ strike! Al Rossi: And Ventress uses the Force to send Chloe’s head, followed by her body, over the top rope! Andel Sanap: Ventress starts her upgrade, and I can hear a furious @Venom 2009 from the VIP Lounge. Al Rossi: Seven takes at shot at Hawkman with her phaser rifle! Hawkman comes in with his mace and Shrek blocks it! Zedd and Exar’s forces are locked in combat, and we got us a three way! OK: Hawkman (Full strength) VS Shrek (Full strength, plus Black Knight and Elizabeth Swann’s skills and weapons) VS Seven of Nine (Half strength). Whoever gets the most votes gets the powers of the eliminated combatant who gets the least votes. Second place takes damage and stays in the Battlesphere. First place tie: they split the powers of the 3rd place combatant. Last place tie: the 1st place combatant gets both combatants powers. 3-way tie: All take damage. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* The following is the conclusion of Algren vs Maximus. Philippa Forrester: Maximus charges for Algren who deftly blocks his short sword with his katana! Mercy: His samurai training gives Algren a good defensive advantage. He’s allowing Maximus to push him back towards the edge of the platform. Philippa Forrester: Where some more weapons are waiting to be put into play! Maximus thrusts with his blade but Algren traps the gladiator’s arm under his own! He draws a second katana from the line and swings it only to be met with a headbutt from Maximus! Mercy: Algren’s staggered! He swings wildly but Maximus is moving too quick in his lighter armor! Philippa Forrester: YOWCH! Gladius to the gut! The Maximus fans cheer as he pulls his sword loose from Algren, who drops to his knees. Mercy: The official is jumping in! He’s calling off Maximus! It’s over! Referee: Winner: Maximus! Mercy: Pardon me, Philippa, but I must check on Captain Algren immediately! Philippa Forrester: No problem, doctor! Reinhardt: Now hold on just one minute! Philippa Forrester: Er, hello, Reinhardt. What are you doing in the booth? Reinhardt: My heartfelt apologies, Frau Forrester! But Mercy assured me that I was going to witness a glorious battle in this Bunker! Instead, I just see two men swinging swords at each other! Philippa Forrester: Um, you can just call me Phillipa, Reinhardt. And don’t worry. I think our next battle will be one you’re sure to enjoy. Reinhardt: A second battle? Ha ha! I knew I would like it in this TCC of yours! Uh who’s fighting next? Philippa Forrester: Well, Reinhardt, our fans in attendance and you all watching at home, we’ve reached the end of another exciting year at the Transdimensional Combat Commission. And even now the boys are working on bringing you the finish to Battlesphere 3 in the new year. But there are a few pieces of business we need to see to first. Because this year saw two contests in the TCC end in ties, both due to the events that took place in Match 200. And now, the time has come to settle those fights once and for all. Tech booth? Lock on all our signals and energize! Reinhardt: Fantastisch! What happened?! We are no longer in the Bunker! Philippa Forrester: We still are. Sort of. We are now coming to you from the stands of the Bunker’s baseball diamond. Our fans have been beamed to the stands to witness the final contest of 2024! Reinhardt: Why do you people have a baseball field on an asteroid? Philippa Forrester: Well, when the Sesame Street team played the Hundred Acre Woods team… er, long story. Suffice to say the field is fully enclosed and will be the site of our special tag team match! And I can see the excited fans in the crowd pointing to the field where our combatants are entering from the dugouts! Reinhardt: I can see why you thought I’d enjoy this! Those are two impressive suits of armor! Not as advanced and precise as mine, of course. Philippa Forrester: Oh of course, Reinhardt. Those suits of armor belong to Ironheart and Batwing. Their battle came to a halt when an EMP shorted out TCC Arena. And they are joined tonight for one night only by D’Vorah and Queen Bee. Reinhardt: Ha! Who needs bugs when you have superior equipment? Philippa Forrester: Those two ladies fought to a standstill until their swarms got loose. The TCC have decreed that these four meet again to finally decide a winner. Batwing has chosen to team with D’Vorah, probably because he has no interest in working with a foe of the Justice League. But with all 4 combatants knowing each other from their time at TCC Arena, anyone could walk out of here tonight the victor, Reinhardt! Reinhardt: Then enough talk! Let the battle begin! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Reinhardt: Commence combat! Philippa Forrester: Oh boy. OK: All four characters are at full strength. They have seen their opponents/partners in action from their previous fights. Match 20468 Ironheart vs. Batwing - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 20687 Queen Bee vs. D'Vorah - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Last pair standing wins. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Philippa Forrester: Hello, everyone! It’s me, Philippa, coming to you from the new and improved Bunker! I know, I know. You were all thinking that there wouldn’t be any more TCC action while Battlesphere 3 was going on. Well, surprise! I’m here to call an exciting bout for you alongside my special co-host. The lady who makes sure all of our combatants leave the arena in one piece: Overwatch’s medic Mercy! Mercy: Guten abend, everyone! Philippa Forrester: Great to have you with us in the booth, Dr. Ziegler! We’ve got a full house here at the Bunker, which is looking a lot nicer than the last time we were here. The space resembles an Olympic gymnasium with a raised square platform in the center. Here at the Bunker, there are no fancy battle terrain maps. Just two combatants having a great brawl! Mercy: And I’m sure that the two gentlemen waiting in the locker room are ready to provide one, Philippa. The 19th century American officer that some call the last Samurai Nathan Algren versus the Roman general turned gladiator Maxmius Decimus Meridius. Philippa Forrester: This is going to be a one-on-one battle, with both of these fellows in light armor with various melee weapons surrounding the battlefield. Last warrior standing wins! Mercy: Let’s send it down to the locker room for an interview with our combatants. Philippa Forrester: Um, Mercy? I usually do the interviews, and if Chloe is busy in the ‘sphere, who’s doing the interviews? Mercy: Ahem. Well, I managed to find someone from my universe who wished to take part in the action himself. But I managed to encourage him to take over the interviews for today. Fight fans, I give you my dear friend and colleague, Reinhardt! Reinhardt: Ha ha! Hello, everyone! It is I, Reinhardt! I’m sure your pulses are racing like mine as we draw nearer to battle! And I am here with our two warriors now! Katsumoto: Who is this man and why is he shouting? Proximo: Pardon me, Master… Reinhardt? If you are looking for Maximus, he is resting in his chambers before the combat. And I believe Captain Algren was meditating in the courtyard. Reinhardt: Oh. Then who are you two supposed to be? Proximo: I am Proximo. I trained Maximus for the arena. In all fairness to him a Roman general doesn’t need much training to learn how to fight. His strategic knowledge combined with his courage and strength made him the fiercest warrior I’ve ever seen enter the Colosseum. Katsumoto: Hmm. You took a soldier and made him a performing animal. I took a soldier and made him a samurai. He learned the ways of my people, found his purpose. I was honored to fight at his side. Proximo: Well, we shall see who prevails in the arena today, Master Katsumoto. Katsumoto: We shall indeed, Master Proximo. Reinhardt: Ha ha! This is going to be fantastic! Back to you, Angela and er… other British lady! Catchphrase! Philippa Forrester: Huh. I’m not sure if Reinhardt is the best fit as a backstage interviewer. Mercy: Would you rather bring back the Misfits? Philippa Forrester: Good point. And look! Maximus and Algren are marching onto the platform together! They soak in the cheers then give a nod as they go to their opposing sides! Mercy: Remember, they are entering the Bunker with just light armor. The platform is surrounded on all sides with a variety of swords, axes, and other weapons from both combatants’ respective time periods. Philippa Forrester: It looks like the boys are ready to get started! Here comes the official! Let’s do it! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! OK: Algren and Maximus are both at full strength and wearing the same light armor. They are fighting on a wrestling ring-sized raised platform surrounded by traditional samurai/gladiator weaponry. Last man standing wins. Game On!

Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 21 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Medusa Minerva Mink (Toon physics/tail) Roxy Rocket (Rocket pack) Chel Snow White (Control of birds) Cinderella (Control of birds) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Wednesday Addams Entrapta (prehensile hair, tech) Ruby Rose (none) Cassie Cage (none) Tracer (none) Trini Kwan (none) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: There is a flash of light and rose petals as Tracer gives chase after Ruby Rose! Andel Sanap: Tracer has her pulse bomb ready! She’s throwing it into the petals! Al Rossi: Uh oh! The Petal Burst is heading back toward Tracer! Ruby restores herself on a turnbuckle but the bomb keeps on flying back to it’s source! Andel Sanap: She quickly blinks out of the way to the opposite turnbuckle, allowing the bomb to explode harmlessly against the Battlesphere wall! Al Rossi: Ruby puts Crescent Rose into rifle mode and starts opening fire! Tracer away again! Oh look! She’s blinked behind Ruby to attack again! OK: Ruby Rose (Full strength) VS Tracer (Full strength) Also currently in the ring: Chloe Bourgeois, Miss America, Medusa, Chel, Phantom Lady, Ladybug, Carmen Sandiego, Wednesday Addams, Cassie Cage and Trini Kwan. The winning combatant(s) will be given the powers/abilities of the competitor(s) that they eliminate. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. * Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On! *Due to the number of matches going on at once, the set-ups will be shorter.

Battlesphere 3 Part 6 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Lord Zedd Connor MacLeod (powers, skills, and weapons) Elizabeth Swann (skills and weapons) Shrek Black Knight (skills and weapons) Faith the Vampire Slayer (powers, skills, and weapons) Exar Kun Barrett Wallace (powers, skills, and weapons) Azrael (skills and weapons) Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapon) Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois Hobgoblin (powers and weapons) Aloy None Qui-Gon Jinn None Ace the Bat-Hound None Demona None Seven of Nine None Al Rossi: Get security to the lounge! Deadpool and Sosuke Aizen might be able to handle gunfire but our VIPs can’t! Asajj has used the Force to stabilize Chloe’s goblin glider long enough for Chloe to get onboard. Exar’s finishing up his upgrade: Azrael’s armor and Wallace’s gatling gun arm! Andel Sanap: Lord Zedd is keeping Shrek at bay, but the Ebony Blade may prove too much! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @RiotGear. Pterodactyl! Al Rossi: And it’s just what the Riot ordered! 2 combatants eliminated, but they just got a Power Ranger! Andel Sanap: The Pink Ranger draws her Power Bow and aims it at Zedd. Miss Bourgeois is bringing the glider in to aid her teammate. Al Rossi: But look at Asajj! A slash of her lightsaber to the glider! Chloe’s off balance! Force push by Ventress! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois is sent flying towards the sphere wall! She hurls her Miraculous and just manages to snag the top turnbuckle to stop her momentum! Al Rossi: Alliances aren’t made to last in the Battlesphere! Chloe swings back in and delivers a kick to Asajj! Andel Sanap: Miss Hart saw Ventress aiding her and lands a strike of her own to the Queen Bee. Al Rossi: Exar is watching all of this from the corner! We’ve got like 5 brawls going on at once in the sphere! And the VIPs are getting so heated about this we’re about to have one in the lounge! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @Venom 2009. I am no Jedi. Al Rossi: Whoa! The crowd are loving this one, Andel! Andel Sanap: The Force is strong in the Battlesphere, Al. Ahsoka Tano beams in, and Asajj Ventress does not look pleased. Al Rossi: I believe this is a post Clone Wars, pre–Rebellion Ahsoka. But her fighting skill will come in handy for Chloe! Ahsoka and Asajj cross lightsabers! Chloe tosses a pumpkin bomb and Kimberly shoots it out of the air! Andel Sanap: Demona slashes at Ace, only to receive an arrow to the shoulder from Aloy! Seven of Nine and Gamora are trading blasts and Qui-Gon deflects some them harmlessly into the sphere wall. Al Rossi: And look in the corner! Zedd’s in trouble! A clobbering blow from Shrek has sent him over the ropes! Zedd’s hanging on and rolls back under to safety, and keeps on rolling to avoid a stab of the Ebony Blade! And here comes number 23, folks! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @Pizza Guy. It’s useless to resist. Andel Sanap: The shadow agent from the Tekken dimension: Raven! Al Rossi: And he’s here to back up Asajj! Raven lands a shot on Ahsoka from behind and projects a shadow clone to batter Chloe! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois tries to regain control with Venom but Miss Hart blocks the strike with her Power Bow. Al Rossi: Kimberly sheathes the bow and goes to her Blade Blaster! Chloe cartwheels away to get out of range of the blade. But Kimberly converts it to blaster mode and fires! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois has to leap onto the goblin glider and fall back! Miss Hart rushes to aid Asajj! The former Jedi apprentice is being overwhelmed by the combined attack of Raven, Kimberly, and Ventress. Al Rossi: Asajj whips out Sir Fortesque’s crossbow and fires! Ahsoka takes the hit and is staggered! Ahsoka blocks the remaining bolts but that leaves her open to another Raven combo! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: BROADWAYBEYONDER. I fight for the Users! Andel Sanap: Broadwaybeyonder’s second combatant! The Program Tron! Al Rossi: He throws his Identity Disc and forces back Ahsoka’s attackers! Chloe looks to have steadied her nerves and pulls out some more pumpkin bombs! She’s ready to get back into this battle! OK: Chloe Bourgeois (Full strength plus Hobgoblins powers and weapons), Ahsoka Tano (Full strength), and Tron (Full strength) vs Asajj Ventress (Full strength plus Fortesque’s powers and weapons), Kimberly Ann Hart (Full strength), and Raven (Full strength). Also currently in the ring: Lord Zedd, Shrek, Exar Kun, Gamora, Aloy, Qui-Gon Jinn, Ace the Bat-Hound, Demona, and Seven of Nine. Winning team gets the powers, skills, and weapons of the losers. Tie: all combatants take damage. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 5 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapon) Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois Hobgoblin (powers and weapons) Connor MacLeod None Lord Zedd None Elizabeth Swann None Black Knight None Shrek None Faith the Vampire Slayer None Barrett Wallace None Azrael None Exar Kun None Andel Sanap: Wallace’s bullets are suspended by Exar Kun’s Force abilities. He slashes with his lightsaber and delivers a powerful strike to Azrael’s armor! Al Rossi: The knight of St. Dumas is forced to retreat! A few inches closer and we could have used Jean-Paul for a spaghetti strainer! Andel Sanap: Miss Swann parries Faith’s stake and knocks her aside to give aid to Black Knight! Shrek has him dangerously close to the ropes! Al Rossi: Here comes number 16! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @IKA. I am not your anointed. I don’t belong to you. Al Rossi: The Seeker of the Nora Tribe, Aloy beams into the Battlesphere! Andel Sanap: She fires off an arrow at MacLeod who blocks it with his swordBY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: Zedd got him in the chest with his staff! Faith charges in and stabs with the stake but it breaks against Zedd’s armor! Andel Sanap: The emperor of evil grabs the Slayer and hurls her into Connor! Zedd powers up the staff and… KABOOM! Al Rossi: Yikes! Two members of Team RiotGear over and out! Andel Sanap: And we have a shouting match going on in the lounge, Al! RiotGear seems to be taking objection with Venom 2009 enjoying the sight of his combatants’ eliminations. Al Rossi: Well, he still has one more combatant to enter, Andel. Aloy goes under the ropes and prowls along the apron, observing the chaos as the clock winds down! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @ThePhenomenalOne. There’s always a bigger fish. Al Rossi: Now here’s a guy you’ve gotta be rooting for, eh, Andel? Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn! He activates his lightsaber and is instantly met by Ventress! Al Rossi: Asajj knows a Jedi when she sees one! And she might be needing Qui-Gon’s knowledge of combat and the Force if she’s going to go after Exar Kun! Speaking of which, Exar has got both Azrael and Barret Wallace in Force chokes above the ring! Andel Sanap: I hate to interrupt, Al! But look over there! Miss Swann has climbed onto Shrek’s back and is slashing at him with her cutlass! The ogre still has Black Knight in his grasp! Al Rossi: He runs back with both combatants! He hits the ropes! He slingshots himself forward and hurls Black Knight! Swann lost her grip and flies off Shrek’s shoulders! Knight hits the wall, followed by Miss Swan! And look! Exar just Force pushed Wallace and Azrael out too! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: IKA. Sic ‘em. Al Rossi: Huh?! Wait a minute! What is this?! Andel Sanap: Unless I am mistaken, Al, that animal is the personal pet of the Dark Knight: Ace the Bat-Hound. Al Rossi: I know who.. what it is! IKA looks confident but the others in the lounge look as confused as I feel! Ace dodges Zedd, Shrek, and Exar as they get their upgrades and bounds over to Aloy’s side! Andel Sanap: Gamora jumps into the fray to aid her teammate Qui-Gon! Ventress is distracted and the Jedi Master Force pushes her into the air and into Miss Bourgeois! Al Rossi: Chloe lands with a thud back in the ring as the glider flies out of control! Aloy whispers instructions to Ace and the loyal canine pounces onto Gamora! Andel Sanap: Aloy flips into the ring and lands a boot to Qui-Gon! ThePhenomenalOne’s combatants seem taken off guard by the pair’s attack! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @JohnnyChany. I will have blood for blood! Andel Sanap: The vengeful gargoyle Demona! Al Rossi: She instantly soars at Exar Kun! She’s wanting payback for his eliminations! But the ‘sphere is still giving him his upgrades! She bangs her fists against the force field but he’s safe inside! Andel Sanap: But not for long! Lord Zedd and Shrek have finished with their upgrades! Zedd’s sporting MacLeod’s trench coat, which I can see conceals the Immortal and Faith’s weaponry! Al Rossi: Not a whole lot of help to Zedd, but check out Shrek! He’s in the Black Knight’s armor and is armed with Elizabeth’s cutlass and the Ebony Blade! And with their combined fighting experience he looks ready to give Zedd some payback for his mind control! Andel Sanap: Meanwhile, Master Qui-Gon and Gamora are attempting to reassert control against Aloy and Ace! Gamora draws her blaster and Master Qui-Gon Force pushes Ace into Aloy! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: WILDCARD. Resistance is futile. Al Rossi: Seven of Nine, of the USS Voyager! And she’s got a phaser rifle! She lays down fire to keep Gamora and Qui-Gon at bay! Aloy fires an arrow that knocks the rifle out of the freed Borg’s hand and Ace lunges for the freed Borg drone! Andel Sanap: And the commotion has attracted Demona’s attention! She abandons Exar to get into the action! Al Rossi: IKA and ThePhenomenalOne are having to hold back Sosuke Aizen and Deadpool as the Merc is talking trash! Things are heating up all over TCC Arena! OK: Aloy and Ace (Both at full strength) vs Gamora (Full strength plus Elle Driver’s weapons/abilities) and Qui-Gon Jinn (Full strength) vs Demona and Seven of Nine (Both at full strength). Also currently in the ring: Asajj Ventress, Chloe Bourgeois, Lord Zedd, Shrek, and Exar Kun. Pair with most votes gets the pair(s) with the least votes powers/abilities/weapons. 2nd place takes damage. Tied winners: split the upgrades of the losers. Tied losers: all of their upgrades get split between the winning pair. 3-way tie: all combatants take damage. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 3 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Gamora None Elle Driver None Connor MacLeod None Chloe Bourgeois None Hobgoblin None Asajj Ventress None Sir Daniel Fortesque None Andel Sanap: Ventress spins and uses the Force to hold Sir Fortesque’s blade in mid-strike! Al Rossi: He babbles incoherently and tries to pull his sword loose but it’s no good! Asajj shouts orders to Chloe, then advances towards Fortesque, lifting his feet off the canvas and slowly walking him towards the ropes! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois instantly starts raining down punches on Hobgoblin, finishing it off with a shot of Venom from her Miraculous! Al Rossi: Times almost up! Who’s number 8? Crowd: 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @Venom 2009 I am Lord Zedd, emperor of all I see! Al Rossi: A break for Chloe! Another member of team Venom! Venom 2009 shares a happy embrace with Cattleya as the mood in the observation lounge is starting to sour. Andel Sanap: The emperor of evil stands in the corner, allowing Miss Bourgeois to continue her assault on Hobgoblin. Meanwhile, MacLeod has been battling Miss Driver and BY THE FORCE! Al Rossi: Right in the chest with the Hanzo katana! If Conor wasn’t an Immortal he’d be an epitaph right now! Elle raises her sword! She’s aiming for the head! ZZAP! Andel Sanap: And so was Gamora! Al Rossi: Guess Gamora has had enough of sword fights! One shot from her blaster and Elle Driver’s head is atomized! Gamora heaves the twitching corpse over the ropes in an academic elimination at this point. Andel Sanap: And Miss Driver is our first combatant out of the Battlesphere. Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: BROADWAYBEYONDER. Do you like pain? Try wearing a corset. Al Rossi: Whoa! We’ve gone from an emperor of evil to a pirate queen! Elizabeth Swann has beamed in and is dressed to fight! Andel Sanap: She draws her cutlass and scans the ring. She sees MacLeod still down and healing from his wound while Gamora gets her upgrades from eliminating Miss Driver. She moves towards Connor! She must be thinking he’s in prime position to be eliminated! ZZZZZZZZZZAP! Al Rossi: But Zedd’s got other ideas! Elizabeth braces herself then charges at Zedd! He blocks her strike with his staff! You got to think Zedd’s just toying with her, Andel! Andel Sanap: Speaking of which, Ventress seems to have about had her fill of torturing Sir Daniel. While he screams in agony, she uses the Force to pull him limb from limb. And one finally shove sends all of his pieces into the Battlesphere wall. Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @leroypowell3. As long as the Black Blade blazes darkly in my hand, I must fight on! Al Rossi: And here comes the Black Knight! He better hurry to save Hobgoblin! Andel Sanap: But he’s met by MacLeod! He’s recovered from his wound and tackles him to the ring! Al Rossi: He might still be delirious, Andel! But the Black Knight is willing if the Immortal is able! Andel Sanap: But the Hobgoblin is certainly not! Frozen by the Miraculous, he’s dragged to the ropes by Miss Bourgeois. She heaves him to the top rope, delivers one last punch and over he goes! Al Rossi: Let’s see where were at 10 combatants in, partner! Gamora is finished with her upgrade! She’s got Elle’s katana and is sporting her eyepatch! Connor’s dueling with Black Knight, and Zedd is overpowering Elizabeth! Meanwhile we’ve got Asajj and Chloe getting their upgrades from the ‘sphere! Andel Sanap: And we still have a long journey ahead of us, Al! Who will be number 11? Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @SSJRuss. Ogres are like onions. Al Rossi: From Far Far Away, it’s Shrek! Andel Sanap: He grabs a hold of Zedd’s staff! Zedd response with a blast that sends Shrek back into the ropes! A kick from the emperor finally brings down Miss Swann! Al Rossi: She’s helpless! Um, why isn’t Zedd tossing her out? Andel Sanap: He is advancing on Shrek! Perhaps Zedd isn’t interested in eliminating someone who wouldn’t give him a more powerful upgrade. Al Rossi: His staff is glowing! Shrek’s starting to look a little dazed. Jeez! I hate mind control! Andel Sanap: Yet it would appear the ogre is now fully in Zedd’s thrall. He points at Miss Swann and Shrek rises to his feet. Al Rossi: Black Knight sees it! He shoves MacLeod aside! He’s moving in to protect Elizabeth! Those heroic tendencies aren’t great strategy in the Battlesphere, Andel! He should’ve focused on Connor and let Elizabeth get taken out! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @RiotGear. Thank God we’re hot chicks with superpowers. Al Rossi: And that’s the reason why! Knight took his foot off the gas and now Connor has a teammate in the ‘sphere. Andel Sanap: Faith rolls her eyes and helps MacLeod to his feet. Zedd and Shrek are advancing on Miss Swann and the Black Knight. The Slayer and the Immortal share a look. Al Rossi: Faith pulls out her knife and a stake. You know she is down for a fight! Connor steadies himself and he looks ready to go another round! OK: Connor Macleod (Half strength) and Faith (Full strength) vs Lord Zedd (MMPR) (Full strength) and Shrek (Full strength) vs Elizabeth Swann (PotC 3) (Full strength) and Black Knight (Full strength). Also currently in the ring: Gamora, Chloe Bourgeois, and Asajj Ventress. 1 pair wins: losers gets eliminated and their powers go to the winners, runner ups take damage. 2 pairs tie and win: losers get eliminated and their powers get split between the winners. 2 pairs tie and lose: both pairs get eliminated and their powers go to the winners. 3-way tie: all pairs take damage. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 4 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Gamora Elle Driver (skills and weapon) Asajj Ventress Sir Daniel Fortesque (powers and weapons) Chloe Bourgeois Hobgoblin (powers and weapons) Connor MacLeod None Lord Zedd None Elizabeth Swann None Black Knight None Shrek None Faith the Vampire Slayer None Al Rossi: Faith goes for Elizabeth! I bet Faith wants to get her hands on that sword! Andel Sanap: Zedd motions for Shrek to engage with Black Knight and he fires a blast from his staff at MacLeod! The Immortal dodges and Highland sword clashes with Zedd’s staff! Al Rossi: Also it’s looking like Asajj and Chloe are finished with their upgrades! Asajj is looking pretty decrepit and has lost her jaw, while Chloe now is sporting Hobgoblin’s costume and glider! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @JohnnyChany. Nothing worth fighting for was ever won without sacrifice. Al Rossi: From the Final Fantasy multiverse! It’s Barrett Wallace! Andel Sanap: And he instantly starts peppering the ring with gunfire from that incredible arm! Al Rossi: Everyone scatters to avoid the barrage! Chloe launches her newly won glider… and nearly faceplants into the wall! She’s got the glider and Hobby’s knowledge, but she still needs to get used to her new abilities. Andel Sanap: Ventress deflects the bullets with her lightsaber and uses the Force to pull Wallace in, but the giant man is able to batter the apprentice aside when he gets in striking distance! Al Rossi: Geez! This guy has changed the tempo of the match for sure! With all these melee characters running around, Barrett’s heavy artillery, size, and strength could give him a real advantage this early on. Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois hurls a pumpkin bomb that Wallace shoots in mid-air! Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: JOHNNYCHANY. For the greater glory of God. Al Rossi: Back-to-back! Johnny’s looking pleased in the lounge, Andel! The zealous heir to the Batman cape and cowl: Azrael! Andel Sanap: He jumps into the fray and delivers a punch to Ventress! He shows no fear of the zombie apprentice, and she is forced back by the ferocity of his assault. Al Rossi: A rocket from the glider rocks the ring! Barrett staggers back and Chloe leaps from the glider to deliver a kick! Yikes! Andel Sanap: He’s caught her! He hurls her over the ropes! She is elimaNo! By the Force! Al Rossi: She flung her top and caught hold of her glider just before her feet hit the ‘sphere wall! Andel Sanap: Gamora leaps onto Barrett’s shoulders! She swings the katana only for Barrett to raise that gatling gun arm to shield himself. Al Rossi: Azrael swings his wrist blades at Ventress who is trying to regain control of this fight! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @leroypowell3. I was the greatest Dark Lord of the Sith. I am Exar Kun. Andel Sanap: Oh no. Al Rossi: One of the most feared Sith Lords of your multiverse, Andel! Exar beams in and activates his double-bladed lightsaber. Barrett and Azrael look impressed by the newcomer. Andel Sanap: Azrael delivers a kick that downs Ventress. Barrett tosses aside Gamora! Al Rossi: They’re flanking Exar! Kun is about to get a real “warm” welcome to the Battlesphere! OK: Barrett Wallace, Azrael, and Exar Kun are all at full strength. Also currently in the ring: Gamora, Connor MacLeod, Chloe Bourgeois, Asajj Ventress, Lord Zedd, Elizabeth Swann, Black Knight, Shrek, and Faith the Vampire Slayer. Winner(s) gets the losers powers. Tie vote: all combatants take damage. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 2 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated: Gamora (none) Elle Driver (none) Connor Macleod (none) Al Rossi: Blades clash in the Battlesphere! Connor is dual wielding with longsword and katana against Gamora and Elle! Andel Sanap: An Immortal’s lifetime of experience should even the odds, Al! Al Rossi: A kick to Elle by Connor! He’s focusing his attention on Gamora! Gamora expertly parries with Godslayer! Andel Sanap: But Miss Driver charges in again! A strike to the back of MacLeod! Al Rossi: Just because your Immortal doesn’t mean you can’t take damage! Who’s next?! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @Venom 2009. You are ridiculous! Utterly RIDICULOUS! Al Rossi: Oh brother! Andel Sanap: Making her third entry to the Battlesphere! Queen Bee Chloe Bourgeois! Al Rossi: I can hear Venom cheering in the observation lounge all the way from here, Andel. The young hero is taking in the sword fight, but she looks in no hurry to join the fray. Andel Sanap: Perhaps a new strategy from Miss Bourgeois, Al. In the past 2 contests she has successfully made it to the final 4, and in Battlesphere 2 she managed to last over an hour. Al Rossi: And she looks like she’s in for the long haul now. She’s charged up her Miraculous to Venom mode, ready to strike. But the sword fighters are so focused on their duel they haven’t even acknowledged her yet! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois knows what it takes to survive in the Battlesphere, and she’s determined to win it. Al Rossi: But the clock’s winding down! Whoever is beaming in next isn’t going to let Chloe wait! Crowd: 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @leroypowell3. I want this face to be the very last thing my enemies see! Al Rossi: Hobgoblin! And he’s on his glider! KABOOM! Andel Sanap: A rocket from the glider blasts the ring! The combatants are hurtled into the ropes! Al Rossi: Gamora and Chloe are left hanging on! Gamora pulls herself up but not before Elle slashes at her wrists! Andel Sanap: There is grumbling the observation lounge, Al! It appears some of the VIPs don’t look pleased with Hobgoblin being allowed to have the glider in the Battlesphere. Al Rossi: Hey, it’s part of his basic arsenal. He’s reaching for a pumpkin bomb! He throws it at Chloe! KABOOM! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois quickly switches her Miraculous to top mode to swing herself back into the ring to safety! Al Rossi: Hobgoblin really seems to have his sights on Chloe! A laser blast from his gloves sends her scrambling! Our swords…er persons are still trying to recover from the initial blast. Andel Sanap: Miss Driver advances on Gamora! Blades cross! She’s trying to get Godslayer! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @Pizza Guy. The Jedi shall fall! Al Rossi: Somebody from your multiverse, Andel! Andel Sanap: Unfortunately, yes, Al. Al Rossi: Dooku’s apprentice Asajj Ventress! She leaps in front of Chloe and deflects Hobgoblin’s lasers with her lightsaber! Andel Sanap: She’s offering her hand to Miss Bourgeois. This is unlikely simply an act of charity, Al. Al Rossi: Well, you do what you gotta do to survive in the ‘sphere! The pair leap out of the way of the swooping glider. Hobby’s got to be careful. That glider is a huge advantage, but it keeps him dangerously close to the Battlesphere wall! Andel Sanap: Asajj points to Miss Bourgeois and is shouting instructions! Miss Bourgeois leaps to the turnbuckle and hurls her Miraculous top! Al Rossi: She’s going fishing for goblins! The cord of the Miraculous snatches Hobgoblin! Andel Sanap: And the Force pulls Hobgoblin with a thud back to the mat! Asajj moves in for the kill! Crowd: 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: @SSJRuss. I’ll show you! Al Rossi: The dead have risen in the Battlesphere! Sir Daniel Fortesque beams in! Andel Sanap: He sees the three-way duel and backs off. But now he’s seen Asajj and Miss Bourgeois advancing on Hobgoblin! Al Rossi: He might not know about Hobgoblin’s criminal record, but 2 on 1 doesn’t look like very chivalrous odds! He draws his Magic Sword and rushes to aid Hobgoblin! OK: Chloe Bourgeois, Hobgoblin, Asajj Ventress, and Sir Daniel Fortesque are all at full strength. Also currently in the ring: Gamora, Elle Driver, and Connor MacLeod. The winning pair gets the powers of the losers. If there is a tie, all combatants take damage and advance. Game On!

Battlesphere 3 Part 1 *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS! The time has finally arrived for the TCC’s premier event! Welcome to Battlesphere 3! It’s Al Rossi! Andel Sanap: And Jedi Master Andel Sanap! May the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: The time has come for us to take the Battlesphere to a whole other level! Tonight, 9 CBUB members, including broadwaybeyonder, have gathered to see not only which 3 of their combatants will be entering the ‘sphere, but who will walk away the victor! Andel Sanap: And that individual will be joining Miss America and Hawkgirl as the only 3 combatants who can say they are Battlesphere champions! Al Rossi: Fans, TCC Arena is at full capacity tonight! Everyone is wanting to witness this thrilling contest! But no more perhaps than our CBUB guests, who all have been gathering in the observation lounge! Andel Sanap: Going to our live cameras we can see almost all of our VIPs are here. I see the owner of the CBUB @IKA sharing a drink with Sosuke Aizen of Bleach. The Soul Reaper seems much more focused on surveying the room, particularly sizing up Serpentor. The Cobra leader hasn’t stopped glaring at him since he entered the room with @leroypowell3. @SSJRuss and @RiotGearGear are looking out the window to observe the Battlesphere hovering above the arena. @Pizza Guy and @JohnnyChany are chatting it up with @ThePhenomenalOne, who’s plus 1 Deadpool does not seem interested in small talk. His eyes are fixed on @Venom 2009enom 2009’s plus 1: Cattleya from Queen’s Blade! Al Rossi: Surprised they were able to fit in the lounge. Andel Sanap: Allen! Al Rossi: What? I’m talking about all those people! What are you talking about? Andel Sanap: Ahem. Moving on, we are still waiting for the arrival of broadwaybeyonder, and our sources tell us that he is bringing a plus 1 to the Battlesphere, as well. Al Rossi: But I know what you’re thinking, folks. That’s 9 CBUB members and 27 combatants. That means that there will be 3 wildcard combatants with no allegiance to a CBUB user! And Philippa Forrester is in the locker room with 2 of those 3 right now! Philippa? Philippa Forrester: Thanks, Al and Andel. Just remember that Cattleya is a married woman and knows her way around a sword. Just in case you 2 get any ideas. At the moment I’m with 2 more ladies who are waiting to enter the Battlesphere. From the Deadly Vipers Elle Driver, and from the USS Voyager Seven of Nine! Welcome to the TCC! Seven of Nine: Thank you. Although I fail to see how welcome I should feel. Your TCC took me from my ship to this place, and only told me I was being a chance to prove myself in combat. Philippa Forrester: Don’t worry, Seven. The TCC is able to repair any damage or injuries you take during the Battlesphere. Seven of Nine: This does not fill me with confidence, but I will comply. Elle Driver: Aw, could both of you just shut up?! Philippa Forrester: Um, I’m sorry, Miss Driver. Do you have any thoughts to share on the combat tonight? Elle Driver: Thoughts? OK, here are my thoughts. I think after I win this thing I’m going to find the guy who brought me here and show him how fast a Hanzo katana can rip someone to shreds! Seven of Nine: Your bravado is commendable, but irrelevant. It is more likely that you’re compensating for your concern for the battle ahead of us. Perhaps you are displeased with the number you have drawn? Elle Driver: Shut it, lady! I’ve been trained by the greatest assassin in the world! All you need to know is that if you’re in there with me you don’t stand a chance, no matter what number I got! Seven of Nine: Training is irrelevant. I will succeed. Elle Driver: You…! Philippa Forrester: Ooookay, then. Thanks for your time, ladies. Best of luck in the Battlesphere! Al and Andel? Al Rossi: These combatants are already fired up, Andel! Andel Sanap: And they are only 2 of the 30 combatants are entering the Battlesphere. All the other combatants’ identities are secret, save for Miss Bourgeois who alerted us of her involvement during the 200th Match. Al Rossi: Yeah. I’m surprised she didn’t buy a billboard. But she is certainly motivated to win after 2 impressive showings in the last 2 Battlespheres. Wait a minute! Hold it, folks! Broadwaybeyonder has entered the observation lounge! He extends his arm and WHOA! Look who’s his plus 1! Andel Sanap: It’s Chel! The lady of El Dorado! Al Rossi: The 2 walk into the lounge arm in arm! That got the lounge buzzing! Cattleya shoots a dirty look at Venom, who looks on in shock as broadwaybeyonder escorts Chel to her seat! Andel Sanap: With that, all of the VIPs and their plus 1s are here! It is time for the 3rd edition of the Battlesphere to begin! Al Rossi: Well, let’s get it started! Let’s send it down to our ring announcer Justin Roberts! Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, fight fans and honored guests! Welcome to Battlesphere 3! Here are the rules of the Battlesphere Battle Royal. 2 combatants will enter the ring suspended in the sphere above TCC Arena. Every 90 seconds another combatant will be teleported into the ring until all 30 have entered. Combatants are eliminated when they are thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the Battlesphere wall. The eliminated combatant’s powers, abilities, and weapons will then be gifted to the combatant who eliminated them. The last combatant standing wins the Battlesphere and will be allowed to keep one combatant’s power set to use at TCC Arena. Al Rossi: Check it out! There’s Hawkgirl flying into the arena in her Queen Bee gear! She unfortunately has been busy running missions for the Justice League and has been unable to compete for the TCC since her victory. But that doesn’t change the fact she lasted over 40 minutes to win Battlesphere 2! Andel Sanap: The crowd cheers as she lands atop the Battlesphere! She raises her mace and slams it down! Nth metal energy envelops the sphere! Al Rossi: Now that’s a light show! Hawkgirl gives a final salute to the crowd and flies down to ground level. Andel Sanap: The anticipation is building, Al! Justin Roberts: And now, the combatant who drew number 1, and will enter first into the Battlsphere! P.A.: Whatever nightmares the future holds, are dreams compared to what’s behind me. Justin Roberts: Representing ThePhenomenalOne, GAMOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAA!!! Al Rossi: Well, Andel, no one wants to be number one in this match! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. But an accomplished warrior like Gamora should be up to the challenge. I can see she has her Godslayer blade, her knife, and a blaster. Al Rossi: Not to mention strength and fighting skills that can allow her to go toe-to-toe with some serious heavy hitters from the Marvel multiverse. Justin Roberts: And the combatant that drew number 2! P.A.: To me the word of an old fool like you is less than nothing. Al Rossi: Whoa! Justin Roberts: A Wildcard, the California Mountain Snake: ELLEEEEE DRIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEER!!! Andel Sanap: I believe we now know the source of Miss Driver’s frustration, Al. Al Rossi: That’s for sure! Seven was right! Elle draws her Hanzo katana and charges for Gamora! Andel Sanap: The official pulls Justin out of the way! Al Rossi: Gamora blocks with Godslayer just in time! Referee: Ring the bell! Commence combat! Al Rossi: And we’re off! Elle may be at a disadvantage physically here. I think she’s trying to overwhelm Gamora early to better her chances! Andel Sanap: She will need every bit of her training to battle Gamora. The two women exchange blows with their blades. Miss Driver is attempting to move Gamora to the ropes and By the Force! Al Rossi: Gamora gets her foot on the ropes and flips up and over Elle! Lands a strike to Elle’s back! Elle Driver: AGGH! Al Rossi: Didn’t see that move coming! Andel Sanap: Gamora delivers a kick to the gut of Miss Driver. The assassin is against the ropes! Gamora with another kick to the head! Al Rossi: Elle is over the ropes! She clings with one hand! She’s not letting go of her sword! Andel Sanap: Gamora moves in for the kill, but Miss Driver manages to just slip under the bottom rope. Al Rossi: Times almost up! Who is going to be entrant number 3? Crowd: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: RIOTGEAR. There can only be one. Al Rossi: What the Hell?! Andel Sanap: Al! It’s Conor MacLeod! The Highlander! Al Rossi: This battle has gotten off to a swashbuckling start! Cattleya has gotta be feeling right at home with all these swords swinging around! Andel Sanap: Macleod draws his claymore! Miss Driver rises to her feet and Gamora holds her dagger and Godslayer at the ready! Al Rossi: Welcome to Battlesphere 3, folks! OK: Gamora (MCU), Elle Driver, and Connor MacLeod are all at full strength. Vote winner gets the loser’s abilities/powers/weapons and stays at full strength, 2nd place takes damage, loser is eliminated from the match. 2 winner tie, they share the move set of the eliminated loser. 2 losers tie, winner gets both move sets and both are eliminated. 3 way tie, all combatants take damage and advance. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS! 199 official matches! 199 contests between some of the most dangerous and skilled combatants across the multiverse! And it all comes down to this! The 200th match created by the broadwaybeyonder and presented for you all here today courtesy of the Transdimensional Combat Commission! Welcome, everyone, I’m Al Rossi! Andel Sanap: And I am Jedi Master Andel Sanap! May the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: We are back aboard the Defiant overlooking the battlefield for this match, which just so happens to be the Underworld! Yes, we are in the land of the dead for what promises to be a wild battle! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. The Underworld has been under new management, ever since Eris defeated Hades in their battle nearly 4 years ago.* *To see how that battle went down, click here! Match 15653 Eris vs. Hades (Disney) - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Al Rossi: And Hades hasn’t been particularly thrilled about losing his kingdom to the goddess of discord. His previous attempts to reclaim it have failed, and he was just about to unleash an assault on Eris that could have destroyed the Underworld and the rest of this world along with it. This is when the TCC stepped in. They would select a team to remove Eris and in return Hades would continue to honor the arrangement the TCC made with Eris to not be so quick in claiming any souls killed off at TCC Arena. Andel Sanap: Our brave team are ready for action and are in the transporter bay ready to beam down. And there they are now! On the rocky plain below us! Al Rossi: As the transporter effect fades away, we can see our squad: Mira Nova, Sabine Wren, Liu Kang, Jax, Johnny Cage, and Raiden! Mira and Sabine faced off against each other and went to a draw in their last bout, while the Kombatants were victorious in their 25 vs 25 battle with Team Forever Red!* *To see how those battles went down, click here! Match 18209 Mira Nova vs. Sabine Wren - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 16889 Mortal Kombat Universe vs. Forever Red Power Rangers - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Andel Sanap: Miss Wren is in her custom Mandalorian armor as she draws and activates her lightsaber. Miss Nova takes aim with her wrist laser around the cavern. Mira Nova: Huh. Charming dump. Johnny Cage: No need to be rude, Smurfette. I’ve seen some spots in the Netherworld that make this place look like Disneyland. Jax: Will you for once in your life shut up, Cage? Johnny Cage: Relax, Jax. What’s to worry about? All we have to do is give a goddess an eviction notice. Liu Kang: A goddess that by no means should be taken lightly, Johnny. Raiden: Liu Kang is correct. We must be on our guard. Mira Nova? Sabine Wren? Perhaps the two of you can use your jetpacks to scout out ahead. Sabine Wren: On it! Mira Nova: Hey! Stay close, Sabine! We don’t want to get lost down here. Sabine Wren: No problem. My helmet isn’t picking up anythAGGGH! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: Sabine just got swatted out of the air! Mira manages to catch her and bring her down to earth safely. The Kombatants stand ready as the swirling mist that knocked down Sabine coalesces into… Raiden: Eris. Eris: Hmm. Well, well, well. So old Hades had to ask the good guys for help. Johnny Cage: Whoa! Nobody mentioned that the goddess of discord was also a babe! Raiden: Cage. Liu Kang: Mira, is Sabine alright? Sabine Wren: Ow. Bruised but I’m fine. Ready to go another round with Misty over there. Eris: Such spirit! Too bad it won’t do you any good. Johnny Cage: Don’t be so sure, babe! We eat gods of the underworld for breakfast where we come from! Raiden: You would be wise to stand down and leave this Realm, Eris. Eris: Ha! And I’ve just gotten the place how I wanted it! But if you ‘heroes’ want a fight, then let me provide you with one! Andel Sanap: A wave of her hand and another cloud of mist emerges from a tunnel across from our team. The mists fades away and it’s… By the Force?! Al Rossi: Andel! It’s the Street Sharks! And is that… Katie Ka-Boom?!* *To see the battles they were involved in, click here! Match 16600 Biker Mice From Mars vs. Street Sharks - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 15662 Katie Ka-Boom vs. Minerva Mink - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Jax: Did anyone say anything about this lady having backup? Johnny Cage: I thought we’d be fighting her monsters, not the 90s revenge squad! Raiden: What sorcery is this, Eris? The Street Sharks would never willingly do battle for you, and Miss Ka-Boom is merely a child. Katie Ka-Boom: A CHILD?! Johnny Cage: Oh boy, now you done it. Mira Nova: How the heck did they get here anyway? Eris: Do you really think I couldn’t use my power to control these mutations? As for how I got them here? Hmm. Let’s say you have your connections, and I have mine. Katie Ka-Boom: A CHILD?!?!?! Al Rossi: Oh no! Not Chloe again! Andel Sanap: Now really, Al! Al Rossi: Think, Andel! She’s been messing with our technology for months! She could have used it bring the Sharks and Katie here so Eris would be ready for our team! Andel Sanap: We still don’t know if she WAS responsible for those accidents, Al! Katie Ka-Boom: Did that old creep in the stupid hat call me a CHILD?!??!?!?!?!!?!?! Al Rossi: We’ll deal with that later, Andel! At the moment it looks like the Sharks are in some sort of trance, growling dangerously at our squad. Meanwhile Katie is almost finished with her transformation into a giant, green monstrosity! Katie Ka-Boom: I AM A TEENAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eris: Hmm. Oh yes you are, dear. Now be a good girl and help our fishy friends destroy these intruders. Raiden: Mira Nova and Sabine Wren, contain Katie Ka-Boom. Jackson Briggs, you and Johnny Cage engage the Street Sharks. Johnny Cage: Great! I love sushi! Raiden: Liu Kang, you are with me. We must prevent Eris from bringing her powers to bear in this Kombat. Liu Kang: I am ready, Raiden. Street Sharks: Shark Attack! Andel Sanap: It all comes down to this, Al! Al Rossi: Sabine and Mira take to the air, the Street Sharks dive into the earth! Jax and Johnny charge towards the fins coming at them! Liu Kang and Raiden’s fists are lit with fire and lightning as they leap towards the smirking Eris! Match 200, folks! Let’s Go! Referee: 3! 2! 1! Kommence Kombat! OK: MKX versions of the Mortal Kombat characters. Post Rebels version of Sabine Wren. Street Sharks and Katie Ka-Boom are under Eris’ control until Eris is immobilized. Last team standing wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Greetings, fight fans! Welcome back to the TCC’s festivities leading up to broadwaybeyonder’s 200th battle! Hello, I am Jedi Master Andel Sanap, may the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: And I’m Al Rossi. We’re aboard the cloaked USS Defiant above a secret Cobra installation. It will be the battleground for our two combatants: the master thief Carmen Sandiego and the master spy Emma Peel! Andel Sanap: Our combatants have been informed that this Cobra base is housing a laser weapon focused by five priceless rubies. Mrs. Peel has been sent here by the British government to destroy the laser and return the rubies to their rightful owners, while Miss Sandiego is here to take the rubies for herself. Al Rossi: Two ladies that have had their fair share of close calls!* *To see the battles that earned these 2 a spot in the 200th Battle celebration, click here! Match 18076 Emma Peel vs. Baroness - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 16395 Carmen Sandiego vs. Harley and Ivy - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles It should be a blast to these ladies in action, Andel! Let’s go to the viewscreen! We can see the room where the giant laser is being housed. And look! Someone is cutting a hole in the roof with a blowtorch! Andel Sanap: It’s the queen of VILE, Carmen. She lowers herself down on a cable and softly lands on the floor. She quickly hurries to the laser. Al Rossi: She starts working on the panel. Wait! She’s stopped! She hears someone coming into the room. She ducks behind a pillar! Andel Sanap: And enter Emma Peel disguised as Cobra technician. She checks the hallway and locks the door behind her. She sees the hole in the roof! Al Rossi: She knows something is up! She’s scanning the room. Carmen’s coming up behind her and… WHOA! Andel Sanap: By the Force! A perfect Judo throw from Mrs. Peel! Miss Sandiego quickly gets to her feet. Carmen Sandiego: Nice moves. I’ll bet Cobra didn’t teach you how to do that. Emma Peel: Self-taught, actually. You know we could save ourselves a lot of trouble if worked together to destroy that laser. Carmen Sandiego: Maybe. But where’s the fun in that? Al Rossi: Yikes! Spinning kick from Carmen sends Emma flying back into the laser! *Klaxon* Andel Sanap: I have a bad feeling about this! Baroness: Attention, all Cobra personnel! We have intruders! Secure the facility but do not enter the laser lab! Leave that to our secret weapons! Al Rossi: Uh, secret weapons? Andel Sanap: I believe they are the ones who are banging on the door! CRASH! Al Rossi: It’s… it’s… Minerva Mink?! Minerva Mink: Hello, girls! Lovely night, isn’t it?* *To see the battle that got Minerva a supporting role in this setup, click here! Match 15662 Katie Ka-Boom vs. Minerva Mink - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Emma Peel: Funny. I always thought Cobra preferred fangs to fur. Carmen Sandiego: What’s a Toon like you doing here working for Cobra? Minerva Mink: Meh. It’s a bit part, I know. But I had to do a lot of convincing of broadway to get me in this. Carmen Sandiego: Oh I’m sure you did. But we all know you aren’t a fighter even with your powers. Minerva Mink: But with my ‘powers’, a girl will never feel neglected. Boys? Al Rossi: Andel! Check who’s coming through the doorway? Is that…? Andel Sanap: The Biker Mice!* And the three of them look like they are in a daze! *To see the battle that got the Biker Mice a supporting role in this setup, click here! Match 16600 Biker Mice From Mars vs. Street Sharks - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Throttle: You called, Minerva? Minerva Mink: Sure did, fellas! Be a good gang of mice and smash those two okay? Vinnie: Ow! Haha! No problem, Minerva babe! Modo: Yeah, we can take ‘em! Throttle: You heard the lady, boys! Let’s ride! Al Rossi: Vinnie charges at Emma! Leg sweep and down goes the Biker Mouse. Modo comes in swinging but Emma manages to dodge his blows! Andel Sanap: Meanwhile Miss Sandiego races back to the laser and reaches in to pull out the rubies! She sees Throttle coming at her but slides through his legs! Al Rossi: She sprints past Emma Peel! The secret agent delivers a throw to Modo that sends him into a pillar! The two ladies race to the doorway at Minerva! The mink shrieks and drops to the ground, covering her face! Andel Sanap: Her vanity allows our combatants to leap over her and into the hallway! Baroness: (Over PA) Minerva, you fool! What were you thinking?! Minerva Mink: Well, I couldn’t let them hit me in the face! How will I get a movie deal if I’m black and blue! Baroness: (Over PA) Silence! You and your ‘mice’ will pursue the intruders! Attention, all Cobra personnel! The intruders have escaped! Shoot on sight! Emma Peel shall not escape me again, and neither will that cursed Carmen Sandiego! Referee: Umm, 3, 2, 1, commence combat? Al Rossi: It’s a little late for that, Bob. Referee: Aww. Andel Sanap: Two ladies of adventure, a base crawling with terrorists… Al Rossi: And a quartet of ticked off Toons! Hold on tight, folks! This one’s going down to the wire! OK: Both Carmen and Emma are at full strength and have various handheld gadgets to help them escape. Baroness has a platoon of Cobra soldiers plus Minerva Mink with the lovestruck Biker Mice. Whoever escapes the base, wins. Game On!

Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 26 Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Carmen Sandiego Poison Ivy (plant manipulation) Medusa (prehensile hair, Inhuman strength) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) Ruby Rose Tracer (Weapons, powers, tech) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Miss America tears above the ring after Miss Rose. The huntress has activated her Petal Burst semblance and is darting around the Battlesphere. Al Rossi: Miss America motioning with her hands! She’s summoning Elsa’s magic! Yes! A gust of wind is sweeping through the Battlesphere! It’s scattering the rose petals! Ruby has to reform but she is tumbling through the air! Andel Sanap: And Miss America is there to catch her! Miss Rose is struggling but can’t break free! Around and around spins Miss America and tosses Miss Rose into the Battlesphere wall and elimination. Al Rossi: Meanwhile we have Ladybug desperately trying to avoid getting snagged by Carmen Sandiego’s vines and hair! She sends a flurry of thorns at Ladybug who deflects with her yoyo, but look out! Here comes her Medusa hair from behind! Andel Sanap: Ladybug’s legs are trapped! She has no where to go! Carmen’s hair reels back and hurls her to the wall! It’s over! No! Wait! Ladybug just got the yoyo to catch on the bottom rope! She is desperately trying to climb back up to the ring! Al Rossi: Carmen furious tears at the yoyo string but here comes Phantom Lady! A forearm to the back of the head! A blast of black light! And some Elsa magic to freeze the hair in place! Carmen’s defenseless! Ladybug makes to the apron just as Phantom Lady clotheslines Carmen over and out! Andel Sanap: After 55 minutes of action, the master thief has been eliminated! But things are still at a stalemate with Miss Bourgeois and Miss Cage! Miss Bourgeois must be getting close to reaching her ka-boom threshold again, Al. Al Rossi: No kidding, Andel! Despite her power advantages, Cassie has managed to stay right with her! She’s used to facing powerful opponents, and with Trini’s Yellow Ranger Powers, Cassie has come close to eliminating her! A kick takes down Chloe! She’s seen Ladybug! She lets out a scream and charges! She’s lost it! She takes down Ladybug! And here comes Cassie! Andel Sanap: These ladies are near their breaking points! Who will eliminate who? OK: Chloe Bourgeois (Ka-Boom’s toon physics and monster form, Claw’s size and fighting skill, Tinker Bell’s flight and pixie dust, Wednesday’s weapons, and Chel’s cleverness) (Half strength and about to go ‘ka-boom’) vs Cassie Cage (Trini’s skill and Yellow Ranger power) (Half strength) vs Ladybug (Chell’s Aperture Portal Device, and Baby Doll’s toy themed weapons) (Half strength) Also currently in the ring: Miss America and Phantom Lady Winner gets the loser’s abilities/powers/weapons. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS! We are back with more TCC sanctioned competition, drawing ever closer to our 200th battle under the leadership of broadwaybeyonder! It’s Al Rossi… Andel Sanap: And Jedi Master Andel Sanap, may the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: Bringing you the call on all the action! But we’re not coming from TCC Arena! We are set up outside the mansion of that grisly horror host, the Crypt Keeper! Andel Sanap: Tonight, the TCC has declared that leading up to the 200th battle we will be witnessing 2 contests taking place simultaneously! The first is a race for survival featuring the Crypt Keeper and the fairest of them all Snow White. Al Rossi: Remember, the TCC have selected the combatants from the winners of broadwaybeyonder’s most well received and popular battles. Snow White was the victor of a test of wills with Cinderella in Disney World, while Crypt Keeper managed to defeat Gooey Gus in one of the ‘beyonder’s first bouts*. *To see how those matches went down, click here! Match 16928 Snow White vs. Cinderella - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Match 15700 The Crypt Keeper vs. Gooey Gus - CBUB Rated Matches - The Comic Book Universe Battles Andel Sanap: Snow White isn’t a stranger to TCC competition, however. She also took part in that race through Gotham and participated in the first Battlsphere. Well, briefly. Which is why I’m impressed with Snow White’s courage in facing off with the Crypt Keeper! Al Rossi: Umm… Andel Sanap: Al? She did agree to this contest? Didn’t she? Al Rossi: Oh yeah, sure she did. Um, she just might not have known who her opponent was. Or where the fight was. Andel Sanap: Allen! Al Rossi: Oh look! The monitors! Our cameras inside the Keeper’s house are showing us Snow White being beamed into the crypt! Let’s listen in! Snow White: Goodness! Where am I? Crypt Keeper: AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Snow White: EEEEEEEEEEE!! Crypt Keeper: Heh heh heh! Did I scare you? This’ll be easier than I thought! Snow White: Who… who are you? Crypt Keeper: Well, you’re the ‘fairest of them all’? Well, lady, meet the foulest of them all! I am the Crypt Keeper, and I’m your ‘stiff’ competition tonight! Snow White: Oh my! I’m supposed to… fight you? Crypt Keeper: Heh! Not necessarily, my pretty ‘ghoul’. All you have to do to win is to escape my creaking crypt. But if you can’t get out before the stroke of midnight, you lose and stay here with me forever! Heh heh heh! Snow White: Forever? In this gloomy place? Crypt Keeper: You got it! And just in case you need a little more motivation, I’ve got just the thing for you! Andel Sanap: Al, what’s he talking about? Al Rossi: He’s walking over to his table and picks up a remote. He turns on an old TV monitor. Hey! Folks, we’re getting footage of someone chained to a table, with an enormous blade on a pendulum swinging back and forth above them! Andel Sanap: Who is that woman? It looks like… BY THE FORCE! Snow White: Cindy! Crypt Keeper: Heh heh! That’s right! Cinderella is imprisoned somewhere in my house, as well. Can you find her, free her, and escape from my crypt? Al Rossi: Keeper! This wasn’t the way the contest was supposed to go! Crypt Keeper: Aw, let a ghoul have a good time! Snow White: I might be afraid, but I won’t let you hurt my friend! Cyrpt Keeper: So you accept the challenge? Snow White: …(sigh) Yes. I do. Crypt Keeper: Perfect! Now let’s get this monster bash started! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! *CLICK* Snow White: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Andel Sanap: A click of the Keeper’s remote and Snow White goes down a trapdoor! Al Rossi: She has 3 hours until midnight, folks! Can Snow White rescue Cinderella? Will she try to save herself? Will the Crypt Keeper have the last laugh? We’ll have to wait and see, because our next battle is about to start! Stay tuned! OK: Snow White has 3 hours to escape the Crypt Keeper’s house. She can choose to save Cinderella, but still wins if she escapes without her. Crypt Keeper can use any of the ‘street level’ creatures from his stories to scare and trap her (No magic users). Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Mmph mmph mmph, mmph mmph! Andel Sanap: Umm, hello, fight fans. Welcome to TCC Arena. I am Jedi Master Andel Sanap, and my colleague as always is Al Rossi. Al Rossi: Mmph mmph mmph! Andel Sanap: If your having trouble understanding Al it may have something to do with the fact that he is wearing a beekeeper’s outfit and forgot to put his mic on first. Al Rossi: Mmph mmph mmph! Andel Sanap: Al, could you just take off the helmet? Our viewers won’t understand a word you’re saying otherwise! Al Rossi: Mmmm! Ugh! Alright! Fine. Is that better? Andel Sanap: Considerably. Your wardrobe wouldn’t have something to do with our next contest, would it? Al Rossi: Err, maybe? Andel Sanap: Al? Al Rossi: Alright, alright! I have a … thing with bugs, ok? And with D’Vorah and Queen Bee around there’s bound to be swarms of them! Andel Sanap: But the fight will be on the battle terrain surrounded by a force field as always. And we will be up here in a sealed booth. If you are that frightened of insects… Al Rossi: I’m not frightened! Uh, I just don’t like them. Andel Sanap: …then why bother coming in to call the fight? I could have done this with Philippa. Al Rossi: Well, there comes a time in every man’s life when he must face his… er, fears in order to overcome them. Andel Sanap: Hmm. And it doesn’t have anything to do with how our combatants do have a certain… allure despite their insectoid proclivities? Al Rossi: Uh, if by that you mean they are kind of hot despite being bugs, uhhh no? Andel Sanap: Never mind. Let’s send it down to Philippa! Philippa Forrester: Thanks, Andel! I’m here with D’Vorah and… Chloe Bourgeois: Hellooooo, everyone! Philippa Forrester: Chloe! What are you doing here? Chloe Bourgeois: Duh! I’m here for my fight! The marquee says D’Vorah vs Queen Bee, and here I am! D’Vorah: This One is not amused. Have you humans lied about This One’s opponent? Queen Bee: Oh, I aszzure you they haven’t, creature. For your opponent szztandszz before you! Chloe Bourgeois: Umm, who are you and why are you wearing my costume? Queen Bee: Szzilenczze, human! You will szzhow the proper reszzpect when szzpeaking to Zazzala, Queen Bee of the hiveworld of Korrll! Chloe Bourgeois: Listen, lady, the only Queen Bee around here is me! Philippa Forrester: Chloe, she is the Queen Bee who’s fighting in the arena tonight! Chloe Bourgeois: Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous! My public is expecting me out there! D’Vorah: The small human’s voice grows tiresome. Queen Bee: Indeed. Would you care for a diverszzion before we battle? D’Vorah: With pleasure. Chloe Bourgeois: I’ve been sitting around waiting for an apology from you people about not having me win the Battlesphere, and I’m not waiting for you to put me in another fight! bzzzzzzzzzz Philippa Forrester: Umm, Chloe? Chloe Bourgeois: So you can just tell Al and that bathrobe wearing loser that I’m fighting against that green freak tonight! bzzzzzzzzz Philippa Forrester: Chloe! Chloe Bourgeois: What?! Philippa Forrester: Shh! Please, Chloe, just be very quiet and slowly walk a way. Chloe Bourgeois: What are you talking about?! And what are you looking at?! What’s behind… BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Chloe Bourgeois: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Philippa Forrester: Ahem. Well, folks, after seeing that D’Vorah and Queen Zazzala had summoned their swarms right behind her, it seems that Chloe has decided to make a… ahem… ‘bee’-line to the locker room. Back to you, Al and Andel! Al Rossi: Sheesh! And you wonder why I don’t like bugs! Andel Sanap: Ladies and gentlemen, despite Al’s concerns the battle terrain force field is functioning perfectly and will contain all the action. The map has already been formatted to Amazon Temple mode. Stone ruins surrounded by a lush rainforest. A perfect location for our combatants. Al Rossi: As long as they stay there, fine. But you never can tell with all these technical glitches lately. Take it away, Justin Roberts! Justin Roberts: The following contest is a last woman standing match! The combatant who successfully immobilizes her opponent, wins! Introducing first, from the hiveworld of Korrll… Zazzala! QUEEEEEEEEN BEEEEEEEEEE!!! Al Rossi: Zazzala flies down to the battle terrain, surrounded by a swarm of Korrll ‘bees’. The TCC has ordered that she may use her hypno-pollen to cloud D’Vorah’s mind, but she cannot use it to take over it completely. The TCC doesn’t want this fight to end via hypnosis. Justin Roberts: And her opponent, from the Arnyek Islands, representing the Kytin… D’VOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAH! Andel Sanap: A second swarm descends on the battle terrain, and the guardian of the Hive emerges from it. I can detect that the crowd seems more hostile towards D’Vorah. Al Rossi: Hey, you don’t get a good reputation by betraying and killing some of the most popular figures in your dimension! But none of that will matter if she’s able to overpower Queen Bee! Referee: Combatants, ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Andel Sanap: The force field is up just in time as Korrll and Kytin insects clash around the battle terrain! Queen Bee takes to the air and fires a blast of green energy! D’Vorah extends her pincers and crawls up the trees! Al, the force field is up. You can take off that suit now. Al Rossi: Yeeeah, I’ll just leave it on. Err, I wouldn’t want to miss any of the action while I was taking it off. Andel Sanap: I see. OK: Queen Bee and D’Vorah are fighting on an Amazon rainforest terrain. They possess all the powers featured in the videos below. Ignore the clips from Young Justice for Queen Bee. Last combatant standing, wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Hellooooooo, fight fans! We’re back! Coming to live from the TCC Arena to bring you more action courtesy of the Transdimensional Combat Commission! It’s Al Rossi reporting… Andel Sanap: And Jedi Master Andel Sanap. May the Force be with you all! Tonight we will be witnessing a battle of anthropomorphic heroes! The team of Banjo-Kazooie shall be facing off against the uncouth but fearless Crash Bandicoot! Al Rossi: Both of these heroes burst onto the scene at roughly the same time, and their fans are anxious to see which one of them finally comes out on top! The TCC officials have announced that the battle terrain will be a neutral ground: Princess Peach’s Castle from Super Mario 64! Andel Sanap: Although the location is new to both combatants, they will certainly recognize some familiar sights. The TCC have scattered several items and power ups for Banjo-Kazooie and Crash to use. For the bear and bird, there are honeycombs for health, eggs for ammunition, and tokens to summon the magic of their ally: the shaman Mumbo Jumbo. Al Rossi: Which tonight will be a power up to balance out the potential effects of Crash’s Aku Aku crates. Crash will also have access to life crates and Wumpa fruit to load into his Fruit Bazooka. The combatants can only use their own items but can destroy their opponents’. The only item that both Banjo-Kazooie and Crash can use are the red feathers, which will allow Crash to fly, as well. Um, if he can learn how to use them. Andel Sanap: I’m sorry to interrupt, Al, but we also do have some non-combat business to discuss. Many fans have been wondering about what took place in the final moments of Ironheart vs Batwing. Unfortunately, both combatants had used an EMP at the same time which overloaded our systems along with their own. The shielding of the battle terrain should have contained the blast, but there appeared to be an unexpected malfunction. Al Rossi: And the footage of the fight has now gone missing too, along with the footage of the last two fights constructed by our boss broadwaybeyonder. But don’t worry, folks, will get that footage to you AND get that rematch for Ironheart and Batwing at a later date. For now, we do have some footage of our very own Philippa Forrester when she sat down with our combatants earlier today! Roll it! Philippa Forrester: Hello, everyone! Philippa reporting in! I’m here with Banjo-Kazooie and Crash Bandicoot, along with their advisors Mumbo Jumbo and Aku Aku, and their sisters Tooty and Coco! Banjo and Kazooie, how excited are you to enter the battle terrain? Banjo: Yuh huh! Yuh huh! Yuh huh! Kazooie: Bbbbbbreeeee! Philippa Forrester: … Oookay. Tooty! How have you been helping your brother train for this fight? Tooty: Um oh! Oh! Oh! Um um Oh! Philippa Forrester: Okay, booth. We seem to be having a little trouble with the translator. Have you got it working now? Alright. Let’s try this again. Mumbo Jumbo, what advice can you give to Banjo-Kazooie? Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo Jumbo is best shaman in all website! Bear and bird have no problem with orange weasel. Coco: He’s no weasel! We’re Bandicoots! Aku Aku: Calm yourself, child. Banjo-Kazooie is a worthy opponent, but Crash is more than ready for them. Kazooie: Hmph! Big talk for a floating head! Banjo: Kazooie! There’s no need to be rude. Let’s just go out there and have a good fight, okay, Crash? Crash Bandicoot: … Tooty: Um, does he say anything or does just stand there smiling like that? Coco: You worry about your brother, and I’ll worry about mine, shorty! Philippa Forrester: Okay, I think we’re done here! Back to you at the desk! Andel Sanap: A great deal of fighting words from the entourages of our combatants, but it seems Banjo at least is willing to be civil. Al Rossi: Well, it’s gonna take a lot more than civility to beat Crash! Let’s send it down to Justin Roberts for the introductions! Justin Roberts: The following contest is a Last Man… Creature Standing Match! All items and crates on the battle terrain are legal and whoever is able to answer the count of 10 over his opponent will be declared the winner! Introducing first, from Spiral Mountain on the Isle O’ Hags, the team of… BANJOOOOOOO-KAZOOOOOOIEEEEEEEE!!! Al Rossi: Cheers from the crowd as Banjo plays his namesake instrument, but Kazooie’s eyes are locked on their opponent. Justin Roberts: And their opponent, from North Sanity in the Wumpa Islands… CRRRRRRAAAAAASH BANDICOOOOOOOOOT!!! Andel Sanap: Crash jumps up and down in excitement and waves to the crowd. Coco: Go get ‘em, Crash! Aku Aku: Remember your training, my son. Mumbo Jumo: Mumbo say flatten orange weasel! Coco: Bandicoot! Tooty: Whatever! Al Rossi: Here comes the official! He better start this fight before the combatants’ squad star their own! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Crash goes straight into his trademark spin! Al Rossi: Kazooie hoists Banjo onto her back and scurries out of the way! Now, Banjo goes back on his feet to snatch a handful of eggs! He um, loads them into Kazooie and fires! Andel Sanap: A hit! Crash looks stunned but runs over to a life crate and smashes it open to bring him back to full health. Al Rossi: It’s a battle of bears, birds, and bandicoots! Which beasts will be battered and who will be boss of the battle terrain?! Andel Sanap: You’re getting better with alliteration. Al Rossi: Thanks. OK: Banjo-Kazooie and Crash Bandicoot are in a simulation of Princess Peach’s Castle from Super Mario 64. The fight must stay on there, no jumping to other Mario locations. Their various items/power ups are scattered around the map. Health Ammo Magic Flight Banjo-Kazooie’s- Honeycombs Eggs Mumbo Tokens Red Feathers Crash Bandicoot- Life Crates Wumpa Fruits Aku Aku Crates Red Feathers Last combatant standing, wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Hellooooooooo, fight fans! Al Rossi and Jedi Master Andel Sanap here coming to you live this time from the Gorge! And tonight we have fans here and at TCC Arena buzzing for the biggest contest the Transdimensional Combat Commission has put together! This isn’t going to be a fight! This is going to be an all out war! Not a 1 v 1 matchup! Not 6 v 6! Tonight, two armies will do battle across two stadiums, as 25, yes you heard that right, 25 of greatest warriors from the Realms of Mortal Kombat, face off against the 25-man Ranger Team, Forever Red! Andel Sanap: This colossal match up came from the mind of the biggest mouth of Mortal Kombat, Johnny Cage. He was in attendance for the rematch between Trini Kwan and Chloe Bourgeois, and after the fight approached Tommy Oliver to make him a proposition. Our cameras were not allowed to capture the meeting, but sources say that Mr. Cage wanted to cash in on the Power Rangers hype stirred up by Miss Kwan’s performance. Regardless, following their talk, Mr. Cage and Mr. Oliver called upon the TCC officials to sanction tonight’s battle. And I have to admit I’m stunned that we are actually going to witness this, Al. A 50 person battle across TWO stadiums? This is unheard of! Al Rossi: And for those of you wondering what we mean about two stadiums, let’s explain the rules of the battle. All 50 combatants will start here in the Gorge. In the center of the battlefield is a pyramid with a portal on top of it. Going through that portal will send you to another pyramid set up at TCC Arena. The goal is to eliminate all members of the opposing team, and control both pyramids in both stadiums. Andel Sanap: The Kombat team is free to use all of their attacks and weapons, and Team Forever Red has access to all of their power up and Battlizer modes. The defense screens will be up to protect our fans, but I’m sure Mercy will be working overtime to clean up the mess from this battle. Al Rossi: But enough of the talking! Let’s get to the action! Take it away, Philippa! Philippa Forrester: Hello everyone here at the Gorge! And hello to all of you at TCC Arena! Let’s bring out our competitors! First, they are the fiercest, most bloodthirsty fighters in the universe: Team Mortaaaaaaaaaaaal Kombaaaaaaaaaaaat! Andel Sanap: Here they come, Al. I’m sure the fans are going to be surprised by some of the names that are putting aside blood feuds to make this fight happen! Al Rossi: Almost as shocking as Philippa being able to remember all these names for the introductions! Philippa Forrester: Team Captain Liu Kang! Err…Co-Team Captain Johnny Cage! Raiden! Scorpion! Jackson Briggs! Sub-Zero! Sonya Blade! Kitana! Kano! Baraka! Kung Lao! Shang Tsung! Mileena! Noob Saibot! Reptile! Jade! Cyrax! Shao Kahn! Kabal! Ermac! Cassie Cage! D’Vorah! Erron Black! Jacqui Briggs! And Kotal Kahn! Andel Sanap: Some old and new faces. Honorable heroes, and vicious dictators. I cannot begin to imagine how Mr. Cage was able to convince all of these people to take part in this. Al Rossi: Well for all there motives, none of those people will be back down from a fight! Philippa Forrester: And their opponents, the defenders of Earth and the Morphing Grid: Team Foreveeeeeeer Reeeeeeeeeed! Andel Sanap: 25 highly skilled young men. From different planets, different times. But all looked up to as the most powerful of the Power Rangers! Philippa Forrester: Team Captain Zeo Ranger Tommy Oliver! Mighty Morphin’ Ranger Jason Lee Scott! Ninja Ranger Rocky DeSantos! Aquitar Ranger Aurico! Turbo Ranger T.J. Johnson! Space Ranger Andros! Galaxy Ranger Leo Corbett! Lightspeed Rescue Ranger Carter Grayson! Time Force Ranger Wesley Collins! Quantum Ranger Eric Myers! Lion Wild Force Ranger Cole Evans! Ninja Storm Wind Ranger Shane Clarke! Thunder Ranger Hunter Bradley! Dino Thunder Ranger Conner McKnight! S.P.D. Ranger Jack Landors! Mystic Force Ranger Nick Russell! Overdrive Ranger Mack Hartford! Jungle Fury Ranger Casey Rhodes! RPM Ranger Scott Truman! Samurai Ranger Jayden Shiba! Megaforce Ranger Troy Burrows! Dino Charge Ranger Tyler Navarro! Ninja Steel Ranger Brody Romano! Beast Morpher Ranger Devon Daniels! And Dino Fury Ranger Zayto! Al Rossi: Phew! All those names! I’m exhausted and we haven’t even gotten to the fight yet! Andel Sanap: The two forces will take part in the customary face off. It appears that Mr. Oliver will be leading a contingent of Mr. Scott, Mr. McKnight, Mr. Navarro, and Zayto. Al Rossi: All four of the T-Rex Rangers. Nice! The Kombat representatives are Liu Kang leading Raiden, Sonya Blade, Johnny Cage, and…Shao Kahn? It sure feels weird to see those five together on the same side of a fight! Johnny Cage: Hey look, Sonya! Check it out! I’ve always wanted to meet the Backstreet Boys! Sonya Blade: Will you just shut up for once in your life, Cage? I can’t believe I let you talk me into this. Johnny Cage: Face it, babe. The box office for a fight like this is going to be huuuuge. Tommy Oliver (Zeo): It’s an honor to battle you, general. It’s incredible to meet all of you. Johnny Cage: Yeah, I know. I’m awesome. Liu Kang: He said all of us, ‘co-team captain’. Raiden: Truly, many will be watching our kombat with interest. But is your army up to the challenge? Connor McKnight (Dino Thunder): Don’t worry about us, Raiden! Between us we’ve fought aliens, robots, wizards, mutants. We’re ready for you! Shao Kahn: Arrogant child! You dare to take Shao Kahn lightly?! Raiden: Shao Kahn! You’ve agreed to abide by the rules of this Realm! Save your fury for the battle ahead! Shao Kahn: Do not take me for one of your pawns, Raiden! I stand with you, not for the cheers of these bags of flesh, but to make certain that a band of children do not live to tell tales of defeating the warriors of Outworld! Jason Lee Scott (Mighty Morphin’): We’ve beaten bigger creeps than you, gruesome! Tyler Navarro (Dino Charge): Yeah! If all of these guys your fighting with can beat you, the Power Rangers are more than ready to take you down! Shao Kahn: Ha! You will all fall this day! Prepare to face the wrath of the emperor of Outworld, Rangers! Johnny Cage: Sooooo…go team? Zayto (Dino Fury): Good luck to you all. And may the Power protect you. Andel Sanap: Shao Kahn storms back to the ranks of Team Mortal Kombat, and the Rangers take their places. Al Rossi: Here it comes! Tommy Oliver (Zeo): Rangers ready?! Team Forever Red: Ready! Tommy Oliver (Zeo): It’s Morphin’ Time! Team Forever Red: Tyrannosaurus!/Ninja Power Now!/Red Aquitar Ranger Power!/Zeo Ranger V: Red!/Shift into Turbo!/Let’s Rocket!/Go Galactic!/Lightspeed Rescue!/Time for Time Force!/Quantum Power!/Wild Access!/Ninja Storm! Ranger Form!/Thunder Storm! Ranger Form!/Dino Thunder! Power Up!/S.P.D. Emergency!/Magical Source! Mystic Force!/Overdrive Accelerate!/Jungle Beast, Spirit Unleashed!/RPM! Get in Gear!/Go Go Samurai!/Go Go Megaforce!/Unleash the Power!/Ninja Spin!/Activate Beast Power!/Link to Morphin’ Grid! Al Rossi: Now that’s a lot of red spandex! Johnny Cage: Now that you ladies have gotten dressed, can we kick your asses now? Andel Sanap: The crowd is roaring! They are ready for this battle to begin! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Kommence Kombat! Al Rossi: The armies charge full speed to the pyramid! Reptile, Mileena, and Baraka are a few paces ahead of the rest of their team. They are really wanting to score first blood! Carter leaps into the air and starts laying some covering fire. And Tyler is right with him! Reptile gets nailed, but Baraka and Mileena are able to dodge and start making their way up the pyramid! Andel Sanap: But the Ninja Storm Ranger has used his speed to block their advance! Shane Clark (Ninja Storm): This is as far as you go! Mileena: Such shining armor! It won’t stop my teeth from devouring your flesh! Al Rossi: Mileena and Shane clash blades! Jayden and Brody try to double team on Baraka, but the Tarakatan fighting them off! Andel Sanap: The Gorge is a sea of chaos! Miss Cage and Miss Briggs have found the Overdrive and Megaforce Rangers! Mack Hartford (Operation: Overdrive): Sorry, girls. Don’t make this harder for yourselves. Troy Burrows (Megaforce): Yeah. We’ll give you one chance to surrender. Cassie Cage: Ooookay. Which one of these two was the robot again? Jacqui Briggs: Why? Does it matter? Cassie Cage: Cuz I believe in recycling. I’ll make him my new cell phone. Al Rossi: Jacqui’s blasts with her gauntlets and Cassie’s pistols leave the two Rangers running for cover! Andel Sanap: I see Cyrax getting blasted out of the sky by the SPD Ranger! And look! At the portal! Liu Kang and Mr. Oliver! Liu Kang: I have heard of your abilities, Zeo Ranger. Let us put them to the test. Tommy Oliver (Zeo): Let’s do it! Hyah! Al Rossi: Who will rise above the fray in the most chaotic battle the TCC has ever sanctioned?! Stay tuned to find out! OK: Team Mortal Kombat: Liu Kang, Johnny Cage, Raiden, Scorpion, Jackson Briggs, Sub-Zero, Sonya Blade, Kitana, Kano, Baraka, Kung Lao, Shang Tsung, Mileena, Noob Saibot, Reptile, Jade, Cyrax, Shao Kahn, Kabal, Ermac, Cassie Cage, D’Vorah, Erron Black, Jacqui Briggs, and Kotal Kahn. All are at full strength in their MK9, MKX or MX11 versions. Team Forever Red: All Red Rangers (plus Crimson Thunder and Quantum) (TV show versions). Full strength. They have access to their weapons, power ups, and Battlizers, but no vehicles or Zords. Whichever team finishes the other and takes control of both pyramids, wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Philippa Forrester: Hello, everyone! Don’t adjust your sets, it’s me, Philippa! That’s right, I’m going to finally get to do commentary for a TCC match! And not just any match! The TCC have decided to have a special July 4th themed battle. Not too sure if it’s a good idea to have a Brit like me call this bout, but hey. What can you do? Haha. And it’s going to be between the Invaders squad of Captain America, Bucky, the Human Torch, Toro, Miss America and the Whizzer, versus the Freedom Fighters team of Uncle Sam, Doll Man, the Human Bomb, the Ray, the Phantom Lady, and the Black Condor. Now since the boys are busy watching Kor vs Drogo, we are actually outside of the arena. We have been set up here in an area we like to call the Gorge. It looks kind of like those giant rock quarries you might have seen in the Power Rangers, you know? Lots of open space for multi-person matches like the one we’re about to see! We have quite a few fans here to watch the spectacle from the edges of the quarry. I’m sure we’re in for some great action with these two… Chloe Bourgeois: Helloooo, everyone! Philippa Forrester: Chloe?! Chloe, what are you doing here? Chloe Bourgeois: What do you mean, what am I doing here? I’m here to call the match! Philippa Forrester: What! But I thought you were preparing for your rematch with Trini? And how could you get the TCC to let you do commentary? Chloe Bourgeois: Oh puh-lese, Philippa. Didn’t you see the numbers my fight with the Yellow Loser did? That was thanks to MY adoring public. So the TCC is letting me give the people want they want: more me! Philippa Forrester: Oh joy. What a thrill for us all. Chloe Bourgeois: And as far as the rematch goes, it doesn’t matter what the TCC will announce after those two, ugly guys beat up on each other. I will beat Trini Kwan in two straight falls, and everyone will know that Queen Bee is unBee-table. Ha ha! See, it’s funny because I’m Queen Bee and… Philippa Forrester: Moving right along, here comes the squads for today’s 4th of July special match. First, here come the Invaders! Leading the way are Captain America and Bucky! Chloe Bourgeois: Not all that impressive. That outfit looks nothing like it did in the movie. Philippa Forrester: Because, Chloe, that’s the Captain America from World War II. This is long before he became an Avenger. And here comes the Human Torch and Toro. Chloe Bourgeois: Unbelievable! Is this team so lame they had to steal someone from the Fantastic Four? Philippa Forrester: No, Chloe! That’s the original Human Torch. The original Torch was an android and Toro was his young sidekick, who also has flame based powers like him. Chloe Bourgeois: So, this guy is an android? Philippa Forrester: Yes, Chloe. Chloe Bourgeois: A robot? Philippa Forrester: Yes, Chloe. Chloe Bourgeois: So why is he called the “Human” Torch? Philippa Forrester: … Umm. Moving right along, we have flying into the battlefield Miss America, who will be sure to bring her strength to the fight. And streaking in at a blinding pace we have the Whizzer. Chloe Bourgeois: Mmph. Hee hee. Philippa Forrester: Something funny, Miss Bourgeois? Chloe Bourgeois: Huh? Oh nothing, nothing. Philippa Forrester: And, anyway, here comes the Freedom Fighters into the Gorge. Uncle Sam is in front with Doll Man perched on his shoulder. Chloe Bourgeois: Seriously? What’s his super power? Bad fashion sense? Philippa Forrester: He happens to draw his power from the patriotism of those around him, and with this being a 4th of July crowd, he might be at his strongest. He’s flanked by the Human Bomb and the Ray, who both should be interesting match ups for the Human Torch and… Chloe Bourgeois: Ugh! Get a load of those outfits! Philippa Forrester: …And there are Black Condor and Phantom Lady. Chloe Bourgeois: What kind of costumes are those? Were they going to the pool and got lost? Philippa Forrester: Are you going to say anything worthwhile or are you just going to be the fashion police? Chloe Bourgeois: Hey! It’s not my fault these so called heroes don’t have my style! Philippa Forrester: Oh whatever. Captain America and Uncle Sam are moving to the center of the Gorge to meet with the official for the face off. Referee: Good evening, gentlemen. This will be an elimination style contest between your two squads. Elimination occurs via knockout or submission. Once your opponent’s team has been completely eliminated, you will be declared the victor. Is that clear? Captain America: Understood. It’s an honor to finally meet you, Uncle Sam. I’m sure we’re going to have a great contest today. Uncle Sam: No doubt, sonny. But be sure to tell your fellers to not hold back. Cuz my gang sure won’t. It’s the Fourth of the July! Lets put on a show these folks won’t forget! Philippa Forrester: There’s the handshake and the team captain’s return to their corners. 12 Golden Age legends are almost ready for combat! Chloe Bourgeois: I sure hope so. I wouldn’t want to have my first time of commentary be for a boring fight! Philippa Forrester: The official is giving the signal! Referee: Combatants ready? 3. 2. 1. Commence combat! Philippa Forrester: And the Whizzer is first to charge into the fray and YOWCH! The Ray caught him with a blast of light and he collapses to the dirt! The Ray: Your fast, Whizkid, but your not faster than light! Miss America: Bob! Hold on! Chloe Bourgeois: Now the girl in the cape wants some too. But that Blue Condor is there to meet her in air and catch her! Philippa Forrester: That’s the BLACK Condor, Chloe. Chloe Bourgeois: Well, if he’s going to have so little to wear, he should of at least gotten it in the right color! Black Condor: Sorry, Miss. But it may be a lot easier for you if you surrender. Miss America: Let me go! Don’t you know that’s no way to treat a lady? Hah! Philippa Forrester: Miss America is just to strong as she throws Condor off of her. He is able to stay in flight but now he has an angry super hero on his tail. Chloe Bourgeois: Now what about Bucky and uh… Toro? Looks like they’ve got that trashy Phantom Lady cornered. Bucky: Careful, Toro! She may look good, but she’s no pushover! Maneuver 6! Toro: Sure thing, Bucky! Philippa Forrester: Toro bursts into flames and takes off into the air, as Bucky goes in for the attack! Hold on! He’s stopping! He looks frozen in mid-punch! Chloe Bourgeois: Ha ha! Now look at him flying backward to the ground! Super hero? More like super clumsy! Philippa Forrester: It’s not clumsiness, Chloe, it’s Doll Man! He’s small but still has the strength of a full grown man and he caught Bucky completely off guard! Phantom Lady: Well done, Darrell. Now stand clear! A blast of my blackout ray should put him down for the count. Chloe Bourgeois: So much for Captain America’s sidekick. HEY! Wait a second! Philippa Forrester: You spoke too soon, Chloe! Toro launches several fire balls at Phantom Lady to fend her off and give Bucky a chance to recover. Chloe Bourgeois: Well, at least she won’t be overheated in THAT costume. Philippa Forrester: Meanwhile we have the Torch vs the Bomb. Bomb is launching blast after blast into the air at the Human Torch! Now Torch is sending a stream of fire at Bomb! That suit can withstand a lot of punishment but who knows how long it can take this from Torch! Chloe Bourgeois: Meanwhile the guys in red, white, and blue are going toe to toe. Uncle Sam has grown several feet taller and is trying to overpower Captain America, but Captain America’s shield is holding him off! Uncle Sam: Face it, Cap! I’m powered by the patriotic spirit in all Americans, includin’ you! Captain America: That may be true, Sam, but I’m not backing down! Philippa Forrester: Amazing show of strength! But which of these teams will win this July 4th brawl? Chloe Bourgeois: Ah who cares? As long as they come to see me beat up Trini Kwan! Philippa Forrester: Suuuuure. All of you watching at home better stay tuned to see who comes out on top! We’ll be right back! OK: Invaders: Captain America, Bucky, Human Torch, Toro, Miss America, and the Whizzer. Freedom Fighters: Uncle Sam, Doll Man, Human Bomb, Phantom Lady, Black Condor, and the Ray. All are there Golden Age versions at full strength. The team that KO’s and submits all of their competition, wins. Game On! (Also tune it to see Kor vs Khal Drogo at TCC Arena!)

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Hellooooo, fight fans! Welcome back to TCC Arena, and no, your eyes did not deceive you! The marque is shining bright and declaring that our next fight will be a battle of teenagers with attitude! The Yellow Ranger Trini Kwan, and Queen Bee Chloe Bourgeois! I’m Al Rossi with Jedi Master Andel Sanap, and Andel, I’m fairly certain no one expected to see Chloe at TCC Arena in the audience again, let alone on the battle terrain following the fiasco of her last visit. Andel Sanap: Correct, Al. Miss Bourgeois was in attendance for the first TCC sanctioned match up between Ladybug and Ruby Rose. However, she had felt that the TCC had personally insulted her by not having Queen Bee in action. This led to Miss Bourgeois being akumatized and creating havoc backstage and on the battle terrain before Ladybug and Miss Rose could apprehend and de-akumatize her. Al Rossi: After much speculation by the public, the TCC have decided to allow Chloe her moment in the spotlight. But she may have gotten more than she bargained for. The TCC have personally chosen Trini to be Chloe’s opponent. Philippa tried to have an interview with the Yellow Ranger, but things didn’t go like she planned. Let’s go to the footage. Philippa Forrester: I’m here with Trini Kwan, the Yellow Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger. So glad you could take some time to chat for a bit. Trini Kwan: No problem, Philippa. I’d be happy to answer any questions you have. Philippa Forrester: Great! Now, going into this battle with Chloe Bourgeois. How are you preparing for this fight? Trini Kwan: Well, I’m certainly not going to underestimate Chloe. Some people may think she’s a little…arrogant. But I know she’s a skilled gymnast and fighter. And she can… Chloe Bourgeois: Hellooooo, everyone! Trini Kwan: …always surprise you. Philippa Forrester: Chloe! What are you and Sabrina doing here? Chloe Bourgeois: Sabrina! Sabrina Raincomprix: Oh! Right! Er..Chloe was wanting… Chloe Bourgeois: Ahem! Sabrina Raincomprix: Sorry! The er…Wonderous Queen Bee was wanting to let you know she’s ready for her interview. Philippa Forrester: But I offered a chance for you to be interviewed and you said no! Chloe Bourgeois: Well, I wasn’t ready then! I’m ready now! So stop making excuses and start asking me questions! Trini Kwan: I have a question. Why do you have to be such a brat? Chloe Bourgeois: Ugh! And just who do you think you are? Don’t interrupt things that don’t concern you! Trini Kwan: Funny, I thought this was my interview. Chloe Bourgeois: Ridiculous! Utterly Ridiculous! I only have one thing to say! This fight will be the first of many victories for Paris’ greatest hero ever Queen Bee! And you can go back to whatever juice bar you came from! Sabrina! Sabrina Raincomprix: Coming, Chloe! Philippa Forrester: I’m sorry about that, Trini. Trini Kwan: It’s ok. But I can tell you one things for sure: when that fight starts, Chloe Bourgeois is going to get a real lesson in humility. Andel Sanap: And Al, as a result of that confrontation, both fighters have decided to waive the prefight face off. They just want to go straight to the action. Al Rossi: And so do we, Andel! Along with all the fans here at TCC Arena. Power Ranger fans and Miraculous fans alike have gathered to cheer on their heroes. The battle terrain has been formatted to the Lakewood Shopping Center map. It is a three floor mall filled with a variety of stores ranging from sporting goods, toys, clothing. There’s even a food court in the center. Plenty of places where this fight could go and tons of equipment our combatants could use. Andel Sanap: Now let’s go to Miss Forrester with the introductions. Philippa Forrester: Welcome everyone to TCC Arena! The following fight is a singles match scheduled for one fall, winner to be decided by knockout or submission. Introducing first, from Paris, France, she is the wielder of the Bee Miraculous. She is Queen Bee, Chloeeeeeeeee Bourgeooooooooooooooois! Andel Sanap: Chloe barely waves to the crowd as she makes her way to the battle terrain. She’s being accompanied by Sabrina, her…Um…Al, is friend the correct term? Al Rossi: If friend means someone who does your homework for you, yes. But right now, Sabrina is carrying a case with her. What does Chloe have in mind? Philippa Forrester: And her opponent, from Angel Grove, California, she is a member of the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers. She is the Yellow Ranger, Triniiiiiiiiiiiiii Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Al Rossi: A burst of cheers and applause as Trini takes her place opposite Chloe. Chloe motions to Sabrina, who opens up the case. Seriously? She’s taking out the Bee Miraculous and handing it over to Chloe? Andel Sanap: Does seem rather unnecessary, Al. The Bee Miraculous is in the form of a hair comb. Chloe could have just worn it to the battle terrain. She didn’t need to go through all of this. Al Rossi: Just her way of showing off to the crowd and Trini. She puts on the comb and that summons Pollen, the bee kwami bonded to the Miraculous. Pollen: At your service, my queen. Chloe Bourgeois: Get ready, Pollen. We’re going to teach Little Miss Morphin’ some manners! Andel Sanap: Trini looks unfazed. She’s holding her morpher at the ready. The referee gives them the signal. Referee: Combatants ready? 3. 2. 1. Commence Combat! Chloe Bourgeois: Pollen! Buzz On! Trini Kwan: It’s Morphin’ Time! Sabretooth Tiger! Al Rossi: Both ladies transform into their costumes. Trini flips into the food court and Chloe uses her top to sling herself to the upper level. Chloe Bourgeois: Ha ha! Puh-lease. There’s no way you puny Power Ranger can beat me! Trini Kwan: Don’t be so sure, Queen Bee. Hyah! Andel Sanap: A mighty leap by Miss Kwan to get to Miss Bourgeois! Chloe Bourgeois: Venom! Al Rossi: Oh no! Chloe is activating her Venom ability! If she nails Trini with that top’s sting, Trini will be paralyzed and easy pickings! Andel Sanap: She charges forward to catch Miss Kwan as she reaches the railing and By the Force! Trini somersaulted over Miss Bourgeois and stuck the landing. If Miss Bourgeois hadn’t stopped herself, she could have fallen all the way back down to the food court. She turns the stinger back into a top and lunges toward Miss Kwan. Al Rossi: And remember, Andel, if Chloe does nail Trini with Venom, she’ll have only five minutes to do more damage before the effect wears off and she’ll need to recharge Pollen to stay powered. She better stay close to that food court. In the battle of Bee vs Tiger, who wins? Stay tuned! OK: Both fully powered. They can use anything in the mall to help them in the fight. Whoever KOs or submits the other, wins. Game On!

Battlesphere Battle Royal FINAL!! Currently in the Ring: Eliminated Chloe Bourgeois Katie Ka-Boom (Toon Monster form) Red Claw (Adult sized, fighting skill) Tinker Bell (Flight, Pixie dust) Wednesday Addams (weapons, fighting skill) Chel (cleverness) Miss America Mercy Graves (Fighting skills) Anamaria (Weapons, fighting skills Elsa (Ice powers) Ruby Rose (Semblance, Crescent Rose, fighting skill) Phantom Lady Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Elsa (Ice powers) Carmen Sandiego (Tech, fighting skill) Ladybug Chell (Aperture Science Portal Device) Baby Doll (Tech) Cassie Cage Trini Kwan (Yellow Ranger powers) *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Ladybug crashes back into the ring! Miss Cage charges in but Ladybug leaps back to her feet! She’s swinging her yoyo but Miss Cage knocks it aside! Al Rossi: Nails with her pistols and she leaps up! She’s got the green energy going! Right on target and Ladybug is sent sailing over and out! Andel Sanap: Miss Cage lands by the ropes and Look out! Miss Bourgeois from behind! Clotheslining her over the top! Al Rossi: But she hung on! She’s pulling herself back up to the apron! But Chloe doesn’t see her! She’s looking the other way playing to the crowd, celebrating her ‘6th’ elimination! But the lights are flickering around Cassie! Her outfit is being covered in Ladybug spots! And she’s got the yoyo! Andel Sanap: Miss Bourgeois needs to turn around! Miss Cage throws the yoyo, and wraps it around Miss Bourgeois upraised hands! A mighty heave from Miss Cage! Al Rossi: Chloe’s flailing! She’s out of control! She’s hit the Battlesphere wall! She’s out! Andel Sanap: Exactly at the one hour mark, Miss Bourgeois has been eliminated, having participated in eliminating five combatants, the most of any in this match! Err, could security please check at the north guardrail? Someone in a Venom t-shirt has apparently jumped onto the battle terrain in protest. Al Rossi: This crowd has been loving this action, Andel! And it’s heating up, or should I say cooling down, with Miss America and Phantom Lady. The two Golden Age heroines appear to be mastering Elsa’s powers and are trying to get off a final, freezing attack. Phantom Lady launches a portal and slips through to avoid the ice blast. Andel Sanap: But look! Miss America has already Petal Burst-ed to the exit portal to catch Phantom Lady coming out! A right hand from Miss America sends Phantom Lady back through the portal she came from! Another Petal Burst carries Phantom Lady out of the ring, over the ropes, and before she can recover, right into the Battlesphere wall! Al Rossi: And just like that, Andel, we are down to the final two! 30 combatants entered the Battlesphere, now only two remain! Andel Sanap: From Earthrealm, Cassie Cage! With her eliminations, she has the combined fighting skills, strength, and weapons of Trini Kwan, Chloe Bourgeois, and Ladybug! Her Yellow Ranger armor is covered in black Ladybug spots, and she’s duel wielding the Miraculous yoyo and top! Al Rossi: And from WWII, Miss America! Thanks to her eliminations, she now possesses the fighting prowess and powers of Mercy Graves, Anamaria, Ruby, and Phantom Lady, on top of Elsa’s magic! She still has her cape over Elsa’s robes, which also conceal Crescent Rose and the black light projector! Andel Sanap: Miss Cage activates Lucky Charm! Miss America flies ahead! The final fight has begun! OK: The Final Match to determine the winner of the Battlesphere Battle Royal! Cassie Cage (Trini’s skill and Yellow Ranger power, Ladybug’s Miraculous abilities, yoyo, and Lucky Charm, and Chloe’s Miraculous abilities, top, and Venom paralyzing power) (Full strength) vs Miss America (The fighting skills and weapons of Mercy, Anamaria, and Ruby, Elsa’s ice magic, and Phantom Lady’s black light projector) (Full strength) Whoever wins gets to choose one of the powers they’ve acquired to use in any future TCC matches they take part in. It all comes down to this. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Helloooooo, fight fans! Al Rossi and Andel Sanap back with you at TCC Arena for a great match up! Two teams of henchmen for hire going head-to-head. The Nasty Boys: Gorgeous George, Ruckus, Slab, Hairbag, and Vertigo, taking on the Royal Flush Gang! Andel Sanap: Two teams of very unpleasant individuals, Al. And dangerous, as well. I’m not sure if it’s wise to allow both Vertigo and Ace to be in the battle terrain at the same time. Their powers could be particularly hazardous to the fans in attendance. Al Rossi: Relax, Andel, that’s why we have the protective field up for this fight. It will counteract any effects of Ace’s powers of perception and Vertigo’s equilibrium based attacks. Let’s send it down to Philippa. Philippa Forrester: Hey, guys! Um, I was hoping to get a word with the Royal Flush Gang but they have refused to let me in their locker room. I’ll try again. Hello? King? Queen? It’s Philippa. Queen: What do you want? Philippa Forrester: I’m sorry to interrupt. I know you are getting ready for the fight, but I was wondering if you had time for some questions? King: Questions? Ha! Back off, lady. The only question that you need to be asking is do we beat the Nasty Boys in 5 minutes or will they just surrender before the fight even starts! 10: Yeah! We’ll wreck those creeps! Queen: So why don’t you just go be ugly somewhere else? We want to be alone for… Ruckus: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Queen: Ahhhhhh!! Umph! Gorgeous George: Ha ha! Good one, Ruckus! Ruckus: Anytime, George! Jack: Look what you did our dressing room?! Queen: Never mind the room! Look what his voice did to my hair!! King: You guys want to play?! Take this!! Slab: Hey! Watch it with the fire balls! Philippa Forrester: Um, security? Andel Sanap: What’s going on? What’s happened to the feed? Al Rossi: Sorry, Andel, but I’ve been notified that we are getting a message from TCC rep Maximillion Pegasus. Andel Sanap: But we don’t have time for an announcement! What about Philippa? The Nastys and the Gang look about ready to start fighting right now! Al Rossi: Hey, I don’t make the rules, buddy. Here is TCC representative, Maximillion Pegasus. Maximillion Pegasus: Hello, boys and girls. Hope everyone’s excited for today’s fight. Don’t worry. The Nasty Boys and the Royal Flush Gang will be out in just a moment. But I’m here to announce what’s coming next to TCC Arena! You fans are going to behold the latest innovation from the Transdimensional Combat Commission! Because next time the TCC brings you action, it won’t be just two fighters. It won’t be two teams. Oh no, no. It will be THIRTY competitors in an over the top rope battle royal! That’s right, 30 ladies from across the multiverses will compete against each other for dominance. But that’s not all. In this battle, if you eliminate someone, you will be given their powers, abilities, and weapons to continue in the fight. Whoever is the last woman standing, will be able to choose one of these powers to be able to use whenever they compete in TCC sanctioned matches. So don’t wait! Get in contact with the TCC to sign up for a slot. See you next time, fight fans! Hahaha! Al Rossi: Unbelievable! Another Pegasus announcement, another bombshell! Andel Sanap: I don’t understand! All these announcements, these stipulations. Something has definitely changed with the TCC lately. Al Rossi: Hey, if it’s gets us a fight like this, it can’t be all bad! 30 women battle royal! And we still have 5v5 tonight! Take it away, Justin! Justin Roberts: Good evening, TCC Arena. The following contest is a 5v5 elimination match. Eliminations occur by knockout or submission. The team that eliminates all 5 of their opponents first, wins. Introducing first, they are Gorgeous George, Ruckus, Slab, Hairbag, and Vertigo: THE NAAAAAAASTY BOOOOOOOOYS!! Andel Sanap: Riding in on George’s tar like body to the battle terrain. With Slab and Hairbag, the Nasty Boys may have a strength advantage. Justin Roberts: And their opponents, they are 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace: THE ROOOOOOOOOOOYAL FLUSH GAAAAAAAAAANG!! Al Rossi: Nice entrance with those flying playing cards. Of course they won’t be allowed to use them in the fight. The battle terrain is formatting itself into the Lakewood Shopping Center map, three floors of stores full of plunder for these two teams to use. Here’s the official! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Andel Sanap: Vertigo runs in and points at Ace! Ace locks her with that blank stare! Al Rossi: Neither one is budging. I guess the Nastys wanted to get Ace and her perception warping powers out of the fight early, but it seems that now she and Vertigo are gridlocked. But here comes the rest of the Gang! Andel Sanap: 10 charges into Slab and smashes him into the food court while Queen uses her magnetic abilities to throw chairs and tables at Hairbag! Al Rossi: Ruckus gives another sonic scream that sends King scrambling for cover to start blasting! Meanwhile we got George and Jack getting all tangled up with each other. Who’s going to come on top? And what about this battle royal? Stay tuned to us for more info! OK: Both teams are at full strength. Ace can just affect perception, she doesn’t have any reality warping powers yet. They are in a three story mall. Whichever team takes out all 5 members of the opposition first, wins. Game On! #WhoAreThe8?

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FIGHT FANS! Welcome back for more action from the newly renovated TCC Arena! It’s Al Rossi… Andel Sanap: And Jedi Master Andel Sanap. May the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: The stadium is packed with fans, our guardians are in position around the perimeter, and we’re all set to start a new era of multiversal combat with two next generation heroes! It’s the Bat-Family’s Batwing taking on Iron Man’s successor Ironheart! Andel Sanap: Two genius intellects who have crafted their suits of armor to be the ultimate tool for justice. And what makes this contest particularly interesting, Al, is that this will be the debut battle for both combatants. Al Rossi: So, we can expect both of these two to give us their best tonight! The battle terrain has already been formatted, and it’s the return of the first TCC map: Urban Apocalypse! Andel Sanap: Hopefully this time we will be able to see the combatants make full use of the terrain. The first time this map was used there were… technical difficulties. Al Rossi: Ah, don’t worry about it. Chloe is still off pouting over losing Battlesphere 2. But we do have a new feature for our fans tonight! Earlier today we had a talk with some of our guardians to get their thoughts on the fight. Let’s see who they think is gonna come out on top! The Doctor: Oh! Hello there! I’m the Doctor. Sorry, kind of in the middle of something here. Trying to set up the paradox barriers for the Arena. Hmm? My pick? Oh, for the match! Well, I’ve got to say I think Miss Williams is incredible. Being able to figure out how Stark’s armor worked and constructing her own? Brilliant! And now that she’s had help from Stark himself, this new armor of hers looks unstoppable. So, yeah, Ironheart for the win! Do humans still say that? *BONG! BONG! BONG! * What? What?! WHAT?! That’s not supposed to happen! Sorry, need to check that out! Bye! Superman: Hello, everyone. Al and Andel asked me to give you my winner’s pick for the battle between Ironheart and Batwing. At the risk of being biased towards my own universe, I believe that Batwing has a lot going for him. He has his father’s genius, Batman’s training, and one of the most advanced pieces of tech that Wayne Enterprises has ever developed. Ironheart is impressive, but I believe that Batwing will be your winner. Be safe and enjoy the show! Dean Winchester: Uh, hey, guys. Sam Winchester: We’re here to let you know our pick for the Ironheart/Batwing fight. And we’re excited to see Ironheart win it. Dean Winchester: You mean Batwing? Sam Winchester: Dean, we talked about this. Dean Winchester: Yeah, I talked and you didn’t listen. Sam Winchester: Ironheart’s just too powerful. Dean Winchester: Batwing literally has been learning from Batman. Sam Winchester: So? Dean Winchester: Never bet against Batman. That’s the rule. Sam Winchester: Um, maybe you guys should come back later while we sort this out? Andel Sanap: Strong cases from our guardians, Al. But the time for debate is almost over! Al Rossi: That’s right, Andel! Justin Roberts is on the battle terrain! Let’s send it down to Justin! Justin Roberts: The following contest is a singles match! The combatants are free to use the entirety of the battle terrain. The contest will continue until a combatant is immobilized or surrenders! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, IROOOOOOOONHEAAAAAAART! Al Rossi: Ironheart soars into the arena, nails the three-point landing! A wave to the crowd then stands at the ready as Justin continues the introductions. Justin Roberts: And her opponent, from Gotham City, BAAAAAAAAAAAAATWIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! Andel Sanap: A more controlled landing for Batwing. The Gotham fans cheer but his focus is on his opponent. Al Rossi: They both look ready for action! Let’s do this! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Al Rossi: Both heroes launch themselves into the air! Batwing fires a laser Batarang at Ironheart! Ironheart blasts it with a repulsor ray! Anel Sanap: Who will get the advantage in this battle of armored heroes? OK: Battle takes place in a bombed out city. Lots of wreckage and potential for explosions. Ironheart has all her abilities/tech from Marvel Rising and Wakanda Forever. Batwing has all his abilities/tech from Bad Blood and Batwoman. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Helloooooooo, fight fans! We are back at TCC Arena, and the building is packed for tonight’s match-up. In a TCC first, we will be witnessing a Hair vs Hair match between Medusa and Entrapta! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. These two women will be putting their famous hair on the line in this fight, and the loser will be having it shaved off. Um, Al, isn’t this somewhat unusual? Al Rossi: No more unusual than what we usually see around here, Andel. Andel Sanap: I’m merely pointing out that in your world’s ‘professional wrestling’, Hair vs Hair is generally used due to bad blood between two competitors driving them to want to humiliate each other. I don’t believe Medusa and Entrapta haven even met each other before tonight. Al Rossi: So what? These are two competitors with similar powers. Adding the stipulation is just giving it a little extra. Andel Sanap: But we’ve also been informed that there has been a special guest referee assigned to this bout. I don’t know, Al. I have… Al Rossi: …a bad feeling about this. I know. Everyone from your universe says that! Relax! You know these two ladies are gonna put on an entertaining fight! Let’s send it on down to Philippa for a word with Entrapta. Philippa Forrester: Thanks, guys! I’m here with Entrapta and I’ve got to say your hair looks even longer than usual. Entrapta: Yes! I know! I’ve been letting it grow out for this experiment! Philippa Forrester: Um, this is supposed to be a fight? Entrapta: Right! An experimental fight! Philippa Forrester: Oookay. Do you have a reason for why this match needed a Hair vs Hair stipulation? Entrapta: Me? I don’t know. Why would I have a reason? Philippa Forrester: Well, I assumed that you had asked for the stip. If it wasn’t you, why would Medusa challenge you to a fight like this? Entrapta: Meh. Who knows? Maybe she had a bad hair day? Muhahahahaha! See? It’s funny cuz hair. Philippa Forrester: …umm…. Entrapta: Hey! Would you like to see the invention I’m testing out today? Philippa Forrester: I suppose. Where is it? Entrapta: Can’t you see? I’m wearing it! Along with my natural hair, I’ve crafted my own brand of extensions! Metallic fibers that I’m able to stretch out and shape just like Medusa can! I even outfitted some of the strands so that they can carry things inside! Saws, lasers, nanites, tiny food… Philippa Forrester: Err, that’s all very impressive. But do you think those ‘extensions’ are durable enough to withstand a fight with Medusa? Entrapta: That’s why we test them out! I’ll show you! Now, hmm. They are designed to respond to my thoughts just like my not-metal hair. Sooooo, let’s try this! Philippa Forrester: Hey! Whooooooa! Entrapta: Philippa? Philippa, where’d you go? Philippa Forrester: I’m up here! Entrapta: Amazing! I was just trying to have my extensions take your microphone! But now I know that my hair can hold a fully grown woman in the air! How much do you weigh, by the way? Philippa Forrester: Entrapta! Just get me down from here! Entrapta: Oh! Right! My bad! Now let me see. When I want it to let go of something I just think… Philippa Forrester: AAAAAAAAAH! UMPH! Entrapta: And there we go! Thanks for helping me test my invention, Philippa! Philippa Forrester: Ugh. No..uh..problem. Back to you at the announce table. Ow. Andel Sanap: Could we get Mercy back there to check on Philippa? Al Rossi: Relax, she just fell a couple of feet. Or 6. Umm, let’s send it to Justin Roberts for the introductions! Justin Roberts: Good evening, TCC Arena! Tonight’s contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Hair vs Hair match! Victory is achieved through pinfall or submission, and the loser gets their head shaved bald! The protective screen will be activated, the competitors may fight anywhere on the battle terrain, but pin or submission attempts only count inside the ring! Our first competitor, from the hidden kingdom of Attilan, she is the Queen of the Inhumans: MEEEEEEDUUUUUSAAAAAAA! Andel Sanap: Her highness does not look to be in a good mood as she makes her way to the battle terrain. Tonight, the terrain has been formatted as a traditional, professional wrestling ring surrounded by a padded floor. But there is concrete underneath those pads that may come into play should these women choose. Al Rossi: Medusa actually using her hair to lift her over the ropes and into the ring to the cheers of the Inhumans and fans in attendance. Justin Roberts: And her opponent, from the planet of Etheria, she fights for the Princess Alliance: ENTRAAAAAPTAAAAAAAAAA! Al Rossi: Entrapta is letting her hair walk her down to ringside. She’s waving to the crowd, looking like she’s having the time of her life! Andel Sanap: I’m not sure if Entrapta is taking this too lightly. Medusa has her eyes locked on Entrapta as she rolls under the bottom rope into the ring and offers Medusa a handshake…er…that is, ‘hair’ shake? Entrapta: Hello, your highness! It’s so great to finally meet you! This is going to be so awesome! Medusa: What are you blabbering about, girl? We are set to do battle today. Entrapta: I know! And we have so much in common! We’re both royalty, we both have great hair, we have matching outfits… Medusa: Enough! Just know I won’t be holding myself back because of how young you are. Entrapta: Great! And I won’t hold myself back because of how old you are? Medusa: What?! Entrapta: Uh heh heh. I mean uh… Al Rossi: Thankfully, here’s Roberts to step in between these two. Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, the Transdimensional Combat Commission have assigned a special guest referee for this contest. Al Rossi: Lights out in the Arena. Whoever this is certainly wants to make an entrance. Andel Sanap: We have power again, fans, and look! There’s another woman in the ring! She must be the guest official, but I’m not sure if that referee uniform is regulation. Al Rossi: Wait a second! That hair! Those glasses! No freakin’ way! Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, your special guest referee: BAYOOOOOONETTAAAAAAA! Andel Sanap: The Umbra Witch is in TCC Arena! Al Rossi: Who better to referee a Hair vs Hair match! Bayonetta: Hello, girls. Who’s ready to dance? Entrapta: Umm, I thought we were fighting each other? Bayonetta: Hmm. Cute. Medusa: You are the one who is supposed to maintain order in this battle? Bayonetta: If you got a problem with it, you can take it up with the management, your highness. Medusa: It is no matter. I will be victorious no matter who is officiating. Bayonetta: Too bad that’s not what your husband thinks. Medusa: How dare you! How would you know what Black Bolt thinks? Bayonetta: Oh, he told me so. Medusa: Black Bolt must remain silent! He never speaks! Bayonetta: Hmm, I found a way. Entrapta: Ooh! Did you invent a machine that could read his mind?! Bayonetta: … Ok, you can leave this ring to fight, but you can only win if you beat your opponent inside the ring. And eye gouging, choking, and…heh… hair pulling are encouraged by the referee. Medusa: Hmph. Harlot. Entrapta: Why is she talking like that? Bayonetta: Let’s get this started! Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Andel Sanap: Medusa launches her strands of hair at Entrapta, who uses her hair to lift her over the strike! Entrapta has activated her extensions and projects a chainsaw blade to swing at Medusa! Medusa uses her hair to block but there are red clippings scattered on the mat! If Entrapta’s weapons can continue to damage to Medusa’s hair, she could…Al! Where are you going? Al Rossi: Err, I was just going down to ringside to see if I could get an interview with Bayonetta. Andel Sanap: Miss Forrester does the interviews! She will talk to Bayonetta, Medusa, and Entrapta after the fight is over! Al Rossi: But she might need help officiating the match! Andel Sanap: Oh get back in your seat! And you all stay tuned for the conclusion of this battle! Al Rossi: Do you think it will be a hair-raising conclusion? Andel Sanap: Make another pun like that and I will have to ask you to leave. Al Rossi: Good! Then I can go down to the battle terrain and meet Bayonetta! Andel Sanap: Get back over here and call the fight! OK: Medusa: Full strength. Entrapta: Full strength. She has grown her hair to twice it’s usual length, and has reinforced with mechanical ‘extensions’ storing various weapons. Battle terrain is set up as a pro wrestling ring. Winner is decided by pinfall or submission. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: HellooooooooOoOoOo, fight fans! And welcome back to the TCC Arena! It’s Al Rossi and Jedi Master Andel Sanap… Andel Sanap: May the Force be with you all! Al Rossi: Fresh off the completion of Battlesphere 2, which saw Hawkgirl become our 2nd battle royal winner! We are a little short handed today with Chloe Bourgeois sulking in her Paris mansion over the results, but Philippa is here as always to help us out with the interviews. But today’s combatants aren’t much for talking, Andel! In fact, this might go down as the most violent and explosive match yet! Andel Sanap: I would go so far to say, Al, that tonight’s action will more resemble a war than a match. For tonight we will be bringing back another match type that was well received by the fans: a 25 vs 25 All Out War between G.I. Joe and the Expendables! Al Rossi: The last time we saw this was when Team Mortal Kombat fought against Team Forever Red! For those of you who missed that thrilling contest, the rules are simple. The match will start in the Gorge, our outdoor battlefield. In both the Gorge and TCC Arena is an enormous pyramid with a portal at the top. Whichever team is able to secure both pyramids and subdues all of their opponents wins. Andel Sanap: Both teams are being allowed access to whatever weapons and vehicles they have in their arsenals. The G.I. Joe commanders have been in conference to hammer out their strategy and all of the rest of their force have been given strict orders not to have any interviews with Miss Forrester. Al Rossi: And the Expendables have not been seen here or at TCC Arena all day. But we can at least give you the rundown of these two armies. Representing G.I. Joe, under the command of General Hawk: Flint, Duke, Lady Jaye, Scarlett, Shipwreck, Roadblock, Gung Ho, Dusty, Beachhead, Alpine, Wet-Suit, Leatherneck, Sgt. Slaughter, Quick Kick, Wild Bill, Ace, Bazooka, Mutt, Cover Girl, Low-Light, Footloose, Barbecue, Spirit, and Snake Eyes. Andel Sanap: And representing the Expendables, led by Barney Ross: Lee Christmas, Yin Yang, Gunner Jensen, Toll Road, Hale Caeser, Trench Mauser, Billy “the Kid”, Galgo, Doc, John Smilee, Luna, Thorn, Mars, Easy, Galan, Gina, Decha, Lash, Tool, Lone Wolf Booker, Bonaparte, Mr. Church, Maggie Chan, and Max Drummer. Al Rossi: And it looks like members of the Joe team are already mobilizing in the Gorge! Still no sign of the Expendables anywhere. I see one of our officials talking into his headset and, yes, we’re getting word up here too. The Expendables are signaling the TCC they are ready to begin! The ref is taking off the headset. He points to the Joes! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Hawk: Alright, Joes! Flint and Lady Jaye! Take your squad up the pyramid to the portal! Duke and Scarlett, take the perimeter! The Expendables must be nearby! Flint: On it, General! Alright you, yardbirds! Roll out! Joes: YO JOE!!! Al Rossi: Flint and Lady Jaye sprint for the pyramid, followed by their squad! I think I can see Shipwreck, Gung Ho, Alpine, Spirit, and Bazooka racing with them! Shipwreck: This is gonna be easier than I thought! No sign of those old has-beens anywhere! Polly: Rawk! Less talking, more running, sailor! Rawk! Alpine: Better listen to your bird, Shipwreck! Those guys are no joke! Shipwreck: Aw come off it, Alpine! They probably heard I was in this fight and ran all the way back to… KABOOM!! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Al Rossi: A shell! Nearly missed the squad at the foot of the pyramid! A tank is pulling in through the entrance to the Gorge! And look! Up there! It’s the Expendables plane! Andel Sanap: And an attack helicopter alongside it! The Expendables are here and ready for action! Polly: Rawk! Anymore wise words, sailor? Rawk! Flint: Take cover! Bazooka! Take out that chopper! Spirt, you and Gung Ho go with Lady Jaye to secure that portal! Al Rossi: I see Mars and Toll Road looking out the top of the tank! They’re getting ready for another shot! Toll Road: You sure you know how to drive this thing? Mars: Relax, man. I know my equipment. Fire in the hole! Al Rossi: The Joes are scrambling to defensive positions and opening fire on the tank! They seem completely caught off guard! Meanwhile we’ve got parachutes in the air as what appears to be Barney Ross, Lee Christmas, and Yin Yang skydive to the pyramid. Lee Christmas: You better be right about trusting Bonaparte to fly that plane! Barney Ross: Him and Church will be fine! Now pipe down and shoot somebody! Andel Sanap: The helicopter, piloted by Mr. Drummer, is going into a strafing run! Lady Jaye hurls one of her spears! Bullseye! The explosion rocks the ‘copter but it’s still airborne! Lady Jaye: General! Either you need to get me a bigger spear or we better bring in some back up! Hawk: Say no more, Lady Jaye! Charlie Squadron! You are a go! Al Rossi: Now we’re talking! A Skystriker and a Dragonfly helicopter streak over the Gorge! The Expendables planes are forced to take evasive action! Wil Bill: Yeeehaw! Let’s show these boys some real fancy flying, Ace! Ace: You got it, partner! Time to shuffle the deck! Andel Sanap: Al! A Mauler Tank is pulling into the other side of the Gorge! Sgt. Slaughter is directing the reinforcements as Leatherneck and Barbecue lay down cover fire and Snake Eyes bolts up the steps of the pyramid! Al Rossi: The battle has been joined! By land and by air, we are going to learn who the baddest soldiers on the planet really are! OK: G.I. Joe (80s animated), under the command of General Hawk: Flint, Duke, Lady Jaye, Scarlett, Shipwreck, Roadblock, Gung Ho, Dusty, Beachhead, Alpine, Wet-Suit, Leatherneck, Sgt. Slaughter, Quick Kick, Wild Bill, Ace, Bazooka, Mutt, Cover Girl, Low-Light, Footloose, Barbecue, Spirit, and Snake Eyes. VS The Expendables, led by Barney Ross: Lee Christmas, Yin Yang, Gunner Jensen, Toll Road, Hale Caeser, Trench Mauser, Billy “the Kid”, Galgo, Doc, John Smilee, Luna, Thorn, Mars, Easy, Galan, Gina, Decha, Lash, Tool, Lone Wolf Booker, Bonaparte, Mr. Church, Maggie Chan, and Max Drummer. Both have access to the vehicles listed in the set up and G.I. Joe ‘pets’ (Polly, Timber, Freedom, Junkyard) are in the battle, as well. Last army standing and in possession of both pyramids wins. Game On!