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Yay, finally one of us hit yellow. Hi ho not being last, away!

R13 Energy attacks agility The spirit attempted to speed upward to mitigate the impact, but the spikes still sent his arms careening upward, straining the arcane bonds holding the armor together. Snarling mentally, arcane chants filled the air in multiple languages simultaneously and a bolt of lightning came flying out of the sky into 038

R12 Energy attacks Agility The wave washed over his shields, the air rippling around him as a smirk sounded. "Energy absorption. Quaint." A arcane howl filled the air, and the concussive waves swirling around him twisted, the faint shape of eldritch horrors and demons being seen in the twists of the atmosphere "Now, energy possession, that is effective" The demons howled in unison, before screeching out and smashing into 038's joints

R11 Energy attack Agility The spirit sighed "Well, you're just no fun then. Very well, enough playing around" He leveled his arms towards the robot, and let off with a massive blast of blue, hissing energy

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Well, yea, but the exact same argument could be made for the crossovers was my point

Just jumping in here to point out that you guys were using that FiM thing for the ponies, which is fanmade. So don't hate on DJ too much for bringing up professional cross overs

Shepard growled as the scion came barreling towards him, quickly activating the incendary ammo on his pistol and letting loose, and once the krogan was about halfway to him he switched to his shotgun, unloading its incendiary rounds into the krogan, and once the krogan was almost on top of him, he'd let loose with a power biotic lift, hoping the stream of fire had torn through the creature's shields while Shepard himself dived to the side to avoid the charge

R10 Mind attacks Agility The armored form floating above the canyon shrugged "Nothing, other than the fact that I called dibs. By the way, whats with the yelling? We're both using fairly advanced tech, makes talking through the air kinda redundant. Hell, we could simply talk through youtube videos if we wanted. Like, say..." , The Spirit using the distraction to destroy the side 038 was now latched onto

R9 Mind attacks agility "Heh. climbing. Always an effective mode of transportation." The Spirit start floating toward the side opposite 038 "Until the thing you're climbing stops cooperating" He studied the wall for a a moment before raising his hand and shooting to small bolts of energy into the rock face. They burrowed into the wall... and exploded, and damaging the crevice in such a way that the wall 038 was climbing would collapse

This had been one of the most disconcerting few weeks of his life. First, he was pretty sure that he had died. Second, He had gotten drafted semi willingly into the group of mercenaries called the epsilon faction, and to say that they were an eclectic bunch would be putting it mildly. And now there was a giant angry krogan hurtling at them all. intent on giving them the thrashing of a lifetime and looking perfectly capable of doing so At least some things never change Seeing his ally attempt to light up the frog, this Shepard sprinted off to the side towards cover, drawing his pistol and lining up a shot as he made it. The thing could only charge one way, so staying grouped together only made them a big target

R8 Energy attacks agility "Oh my god I'm gonna faaaall!.... yea just kidding. In case you forgot, I can fly" He broadcasted with a chuckle as he hovered a few feet off the ground. His opponent fell into the inky blackness of the hole however, which was a bit irksome. No matter. He would flush 038 out like the ridiculously strong cybernetic rabbit that he was. He grabbed a small pod out of one of the crevices in his armor, pressing a few buttons on it as he hummed a random disney song. Finally, he charged it with magical energy, tossed it into the chasm... and watched in glee as the blue light of electricy lit up the canyon like a christmas tree, a massive emp blast shooting throughout its length

R7 Mind attacks Mind The bullets slammed into the shielding surround the shard of the sorcerer, causing the essence to growl like like an eldritch tiger. But there was a smugness to the tone, because the spirit had realized why the virus didn't work entirely. His opponent still had squishy bits upstairs. And if there was anything The Spirit of Zaszrad liked to play with, it was the knowledge sponge that lived in every human's skull. As 038 trained his sights on The Spirit, he felt something he had not felt in a long time. Fatigue. And endless wave of tiredness, urging him to lie down and accept sleep's embrace for the first time in what seemed like ages

R6 Mind defends agility *SLAM* "okay" came a voice over the comms "I know I'm very charismatic and all, but you really need to stop jumping all over me. I've said all of thirteen words to you, and it usually takes around thirty to buy this kind of fandom" As he said this and 038 brought his fists down to piston The spirit's legs, a spell was muttered from the essence itself, the voice sounding like a thousands souls hungering for blood. his armor form became mist, and the punches connected solely with the rock below as the suited conqueror reappeared on the top of the chasm. His arm extend towards the Cyborg, beckoning him silently to give him his best shot

whatever happened to kinetic war? EDIT: Oh god lol, I had forgotten about the flashbacks

R5 Mind ( Code geass attempt) attacks mind (the thing that makes the other thing go) Alright. this was getting silly. They were two incredibly powerful robotic suits of destruction, not a pair of sweaty UFC fighters. It was apparently going to take a bit of intellectual intervention to stop this ground pound fest. The head of The Spirit's vessel finished reforming as the shockwave from his foe's punch reverberate and disrupted his essence, and the visor turned red, blasting a beam into 038's face. This was no energy blast however, but rather a light based virus developed using magic, causing whatever computer unfortunate enough to be in his way to get stuck in a recursion loop, and while it didn't take effect in time for him not to get smashed by the left's slam, it did attempt to recur his wind up, so that he would be stuck forever bringing that punch back for a swing without ever swinging. Well, that would of been the case had his opponent been a simpler robot, but The Spirit knew better than to under estimate the technological savvy denizens of Planet Z, and so he used the hopefully not too brief distraction to roll the pile over and shoot off into the air and out of that stupid chasm

Why does it even matter? what goes into the posts below the basic stat choices doesn't really affect the fight other then the entertainment others get from it. Don't be afraid to take a hit from your opponent it if would make it more interesting. Its no fun to watch/read a fight where its just endless whiff upon whiff. Or on the reverse side of the spectrum, completely pull something out of your arse if that makes it more entertaining.

So, I'm randomly bored right now and I be curious; What do all y'all other EFers have chilling on the back of your computer screen? I got mine to cycle through a whole bunch of pictures like a slide show, so I'll start with a few of mine, along with descriptions of why I like em Its got a very techy, tron-esque feeling Was a big fan of the artstyle of this PoP, and this picture captures it well I found this page of the comic to be much funnier than I probably should have, and so cropped it up and stuck it on my background rotation Actually got this off another EFer, though I don't remember who. I lol'd so hard when I first saw this, and it still gets me to chuckle Heh. Fond memories I'm a big fan of the black box with shifting color pictures style fantastic posterized art of the world's deadliest gardener Two of my favorite TF2 classes looking bad ass because no anti virus software is better than batman I gots more, but lets see what everyone else has first

Ciaphas circled above the center of town, keeping a wary eye on the songstress while attempting to remain silent

R4 Mind attacks agility As the first punch came flying down, a transmission eared its way into 038's audio arrays. "Let me hold that for you." A hole opened up in the chest cavity, and the energy within the armor sent volts upon volts of electricity up through the arm, giving the head time to regroup and locking up his foe's armor (hopefully)

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R3 Energy attacks Energy (stupid distracting gun) The spirit almost laughed as the little bits of metal went flying into his shielding "Really 038? It'll take much more firepo-" His little boast was cut short as a metallic fist smashed him another foot or so into the rock wall he was still in front of. The spirit scowled (or would of if it, you know, had facial muscles), letting the shards that formed his cranium disperse, the pieces zapping the stupid distracting gun with bolts of electricity while the body let itself drop into the chasm, before all the pieces rejoined below.

Kain vs the internet 12:36 *** Kain joined #cbub 12:36 Kain hey 12:36 opalord Yo 12:37 opalord GM gave me seven slots for potions for an upcoming dungeon crawl, no knowldege of whats inside, but I can choose any potions 12:39 *** Kainboa joined #cbub 12:39 ipoh.uk.eu.blitzed.org *** Notice -- Received KILL message for [email protected]. From NickServ Path: NickServ (REGAIN command used by Kainboa) 12:39 *** Kain quit (Killed (NickServ (REGAIN command used by Kainboa))) 12:39 *** Kainboa is now known as Kain 12:40 Kain anything going on? 12:40 opalord did you see my earlier post? 12:41 opalord before yah lagged out (I assume) 12:43 *** Kainboa joined #cbub 12:46 opalord lmso 12:46 opalord *lmao 12:46 opalord connection issues I take it? 12:48 *** Kain quit (Ping timeout) 12:48 *** Kain joined #cbub 12:50 opalord are you actually here now? 12:53 *** Kainboa quit (Ping timeout) 12:55 opalord ... 12:55 *** Kainboa joined #cbub 12:55 opalord ... 12:57 *** Jeremi joined #cbub 12:58 +++ ChanServ set the channel to mode +l 11 12:59 opalord hola Jeremi 12:59 Jeremi Hey hey 12:59 opalord Kain has a horrible horrible case of the lags 12:59 Jeremi Heh 13:00 opalord He's joined chat six times now without saying a word 13:00 *** Kain quit (Ping timeout) 13:00 +++ ChanServ set the channel to mode +l 10 13:00 *** Kain joined #cbub 13:01 opalord hello? 13:02 opalord nup, another DOA 13:03 *** Kainboa quit (Ping timeout) 13:03 *** Kainboa joined #cbub 13:04 Kainboa <.< my connection, *vulgarity*ing sucks 13:05 ipoh.uk.eu.blitzed.org *** Notice -- Received KILL message for [email protected]. From NickServ Path: NickServ (GHOST command used by Kainboa) 13:05 *** Kain quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Kainboa))) 13:05 *** Kainboa quit (Quit: ) 13:05 +++ ChanServ set the channel to mode +l 9 13:05 *** Kain joined #cbub 13:05 opalord lmao 13:05 opalord hello? 13:05 Kain okay, that should work 13:05 Kain hi 13:05 opalord oh my god, we got a live one 13:06 Kain i shall now repeat myself, and hopefully be here long enough to get an answer, anything going on, other than my connection fail <.<

R2 Energy (Electric blast) attacks Mind (thinky techy bits) The spirit felt the wave slam into it, and felt it much more acutely when he slammed into the rocky wall behind him. "Well that wasn't part of the plan" it muttered inwardly, before extending a hand and blasting the robot with arcane lightning, hoping to fry whatever circuits made him tick

Name: Sojo Kurekas Age: 27 class: knight Race: Animen (cape buffalo) Bio: Sojo's people lived on one of the few plains left on Vestinor, living off the land in relative peace. One day, the group set up camp near the woods. The elders warned them all that these woods were haunted by dark spirits, and that no one was to enter. But one night, Sojo felt a calling he could not ignore, and he found himself making his way into the woods. After wandering for some time he could never recall afterwards, He came upon a grisly scene. Two swordsmen lay in a clearing, somehow having managed to run each other through with their blades. Curious, and seeing that the weapons were of fine quality, Sojo separated the dead and took their weapons. What he did not know, however, was that the two blades were beings diametrically opposed in a war between heaven and hell, and grabbing both in hand at the same time, he was overwhelmed with the urge to hurt, to do violence, to maim, to kill. Which was very bad considering the search party his tribe had sent for him came upon him at almost the exact same moment, in a cruel twist of fate. He struck them down to a man. When he awoke from his bloodlust, he was too horrified by his actions to return, and has been wandering ever since, trying to figure out what to do with the two blades and to find out who was responsible for their existence, to exact revenge for his fallen clansmen Weapons: Broadblade and katana Stats: Later Mental prerogative for vengeance, bulletproof bones Angel Eater Weapon: Name: Keki-Keki Bio: legend says that long ago a smith heard that a rival was creating a blade to murder him with, and that he was calling upon the assistance of the angelic host in its forging. Fearing for his life, the smith turned to the only ones he thought could offer him guidance against such a foe, the abyss. They guided him in forging a blade, one bent on survival by any means necessary. It was not enough, and the smith died at the hands of his foe Demon eater Name: Chantil (broadsword visible in main pic) Bio: Legend says that long ago a smith heard that a rival was creating a blade to murder him with, and that he was dealing with the agents of the abyss to help in its forging. Fearing death by such a dark blade, he called to the angels for assistance in making a blade of light to defend himself. They responded, helping him to forge a blade that was the very epitome of honor and truth. It did not save him from being run through by his enemy