Study Reveals Angriest Americans

I have to admit, when I saw that one, I thought it was about race, but it's more about age. People under 30 are more angry than their elders and that makes sense. After all, Bruce Banner was under 30 when he became the Hulk and a lot of people under 30 are emos. Curse you emos!(Emos. The most constant Accecptable Targets)

Fourth woman makes Tiger claim

DAMN! Tiger's a stud! He's like the Bill Clinton of golf! I bet she liked touching his golf club, if you know what I mean. But seriously, this is going to wound Tiger's career for a while. But on the bright side, he's got jokes about him now!

Comics teeing up easy Target Tiger

"The tabloids are chock full of stories about Tiger Woods and various women. He wrote on his Web site today that he was guilty of 'transgressions' -- which is a classy way of saying some of his foursomes were actually threesomes." -- Jimmy Kimmel

"Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron." -- telegraph.co.uk

"Phil Mickelson should consult with Elin on how to beat Tiger." -- Anonymous

"This Tiger Woods thing is having an effect on a lot of people. In fact, earlier today, Elizabeth Edwards went out and bought a new set of golf clubs." -- Jay Leno

"Did you hear? Phil Ivey just crashed his car in an attempt to remain poker's Tiger Woods." -- Tweet by actor Andy Milder, "Weeds"

"Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress." -- Stephen Colbert

My favorite is Stephen's.

Anyway, see you next time!