I hate Spongebob. The charecter, of course. The happy go lucky childish innocent sponge is set up to be the one we root for, the one we are supposed to want to hug. But I don't feel like that. Squidward's the one who I feel sorry for. He is constantly annoyed, nay, totured by Spongebob and Patrick. Squidward tries to join the choir. He fails. Sponge succeds. Squidward gets his own TV show. Spongebob and co. hijack the show, which is now a giant party at squidward's own house, depriving him of any peace and quiet, let alone sleep. He wants to relax on his Sunday off. Spongebob and Pat won't leave him alone and through a series of hijinks, is forced to spend a lifetime of sundays doing community service with Spongebob and Patrick. And let's not mention his horrible, horrible job and how everyone in the Bikini Bottom seems to hate him. Everytimen I watch an episode centered around him, I hope that he will achive his goal, but it almost never happens. The only time I remember he wins is the band episode.

I feel for you Squid. And Spongebob? Pat? LEAVE SQUIDDY ALONE!