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Shark Week: Part 5 The Unforeseen Simulation Joint: Jaws and Bruce clashed in the artificial lake of the Flood Zone. The water churned violently, as the two sharks circled each other. Bruce cried out in pain when Jaws clamped down on his dorsal fin, tearing into it and drawing blood. With one brutal pull, Jaws ripped the fin free. Bruce thrashed in agony and fury, whipping his tail across Jaws’ snout. The blow knocking the larger shark back, causing him to lose the torn fin from his mouth. Bruce bites into Jaws’ gills and tears open a fresh wound. Jaws moved forward with a burst of speed. He slammed Bruce against the reinforced wall of the man-made lake. The impact left Bruce’s stomach exposed. Jaws seized the opportunity, as he bites into the stomach and tears it open, allowing blood and guts to pour out. Bruce’s strength faded, as his eyes rolled back and his body going limp. Jaws watch his opponent sink down towards the bottom, like a dropped anchor. The winning shark released a loud victory roar. Jaws then notices blood rising towards the surface. He knew it was coming from the wound on his gills. The great white shark swam back towards the gate to recover. As he passed through, the heavy doors closed behind him. ***** “And so, Jaws keeps his title as King of the Killing Shark Genre.” Crow said. “At least for now. Who knows what Jaws will face next?” Tom asked. “That’s an answer for another time. Now we move on to our next two fighters. It’s going to be David vs Goliath!” Crow exclaimed. “But David and Goliath aren’t sharks.” Tom said. “It’s a metaphor, Tom.” Crow answered. “Oh.” Tom replied. “Anyway, this match will feature the Bull Shark from the ‘Maneater’ video game. She will be going up against the giant shark, known as the Black Demon from the 2023 movie!” Crow said excitedly. “But Crow, isn’t that unfair? The Bull Shark is tiny compared to the Black Demon.” Tom stated. “Maybe so, but she’ll be equipped with a composite of all her powers, attacks, and abilities from the game.” Crow replied happily. “But will that be enough?” Tom inquired. “How about we switch over to the underwater cameras and find out.” Crow said. ***** A massive gate opened in the inner wall of the man-made lake. The Black Demon surged out of his holding cell with a powerful sweep of his tail. The giant shark circled the arena, already searching for something to kill. A smaller gate opened and swimming out is the Bull Shark. The two sharks locked eyes immediately on each other. The Black Demon towered over her in size, but the Bull Shark showed no fear. She had fought worse and survived. There was one thing going through their minds: Only one of them was the apex predator. The Black Demon made the first move, swimming towards the Bull Shark with murderous intent. The Bull Shark answered the challenge, as she darted to meet her opponent head-on. -------- So, here is a new match for my Shark Week arc. As it said in the setup, the Bull Shark has all of her powers, attacks, and abilities from the game. I hope everyone will enjoy this fight. Who will win?

Shark Week: Part 4 The Unforeseen Simulation Joint: Deep within the Flood Zone's artificial lake, King Shark and Tiger Shark slammed into each other. The impact sending shockwaves rippling through the water. Tiger Shark struck with his surgically enhanced claws raking across King Shark's chest and drawing out dark blood. But King Shark only laughed. He retaliates with a head-butt that cracks Tiger Shark's reinforced skull. They grappled beneath the surface, their jaws snapping inches from each other's throats. Tiger Shark's engineered speed let him twist and dash through the water, but King Shark's raw, ancestral strength kept the fight locked in a brutal stalemate. The water grew cloudy as they traded savage bites, each tearing into the other with primal fury. King Shark finally gets his massive jaws around Tiger Shark's neck and with a savage twist, rips the throat out entirely. Tiger Shark thrashes, blood pumping in dark clouds from his severed arteries. King Shark holds Tiger Shark under, as he bites down again and again, tearing his opponent's head from the shoulders. King Shark rose from the water, lifting Tiger Shark's severed head high above the surface. His triumphant roar echoed through the simulation chamber. The king maintains his crown. ***** "Why do these things have too be so violent." Tom said, almost feeling sick. “Come on Tom, we’ve seen worst things before.” Crow said. “Like what?” Tom asked. “Manos: The Hands of Fate.” Crow answered. “Crow, that’s different!” Tom yelled. “I know pain when I see it.” Crow said. “Now that King Shark is leaving the Flood Zone, what is our next match?” Tom asked. “Well, Tom, this one is very special. It features the very shark that started the killing shark genre. I am talking about, Jaws.” Crow said. “Alright! We couldn’t have Shark Week without him! So, who is his opponent?” Tom asked. “He will be going up against Bruce.” Crow said. Tom became confused. “Uh... Crow? Is Jaws’ nickname, Bruce?” “Oh. Well, I’m talking about another shark. Bruce from the ‘Finding Nemo’ movie.” Crow said. “So, we have a shark from a horror franchise fighting a shark from a cartoon?” Tom asked. “Yup.” Crow replied. “Hmm... Neat.” Tom said. "Let’s get the next match started." Crow said. ***** A gate opened up in the inner wall of the man-made lake. Bruce, the great white shark, surged out of the cell with a powerful sweep of his tail. The moment he entered the lake; he caught the scent of blood lingering from earlier battles. Instinct clawed at him. The scent awakened the apex predator buried beneath his friendly facade. Even as he tried to steady himself, the primal hunger rose, impossible to ignore. Another gate opened up, and swimming out is Jaws. Soon the two great white sharks locked eyes on each other. “So, you’re my first opponent? I don’t usually eat fish, yet alone fellow sharks. But with you, I will make an exception.” Bruce said. Jaws responded with a thunderous roar and shot through the water like a torpedo towards Bruce. -------- So, here is a new match for my Shark Week arc. I hope everyone will enjoy this fight. Who will win?

Shark Week: Part 3 The Unforeseen Simulation Joint: On the surface of the Flood Zone, Max Cooper, as the Blue Ranger, was fighting Shark Boy and Lava Girl. “You two are going down!” The Blue Ranger yelled, as he was holding his Blue Shark Fighting Fins. Max lunged forward, and his body spun around like a frisbee. Before Shark Boy or Lava Girl could react, the Blue Ranger flew in between them, with his fins cutting off their heads. The Blue Ranger landed on his feet, while the corpses of the heros dropped to the ground. The heads of Shark Boy and Lava Girl had flown up in the air, before they fell into the lake. The two heads were sinking down, until the Six-Headed Shark used two of his mouths to swallow them whole. ***** “Oh, man. That was brutal.” Tom said. “So, there you have it, folks. Max Cooper is our second winner. The Power Ranger will advance further into the tournament, along with the Multi-Headed Shark.” Crow said. “Speaking of the Multi-Headed Shark. Should we get him back into his cage? Don’t want to take any chances of him getting involved with the other matches.” Tom said. “Way ahead of you.” Crow said, as he hit a button in the announcer booth. ***** Deep within the lake, speakers hidden inside a gate emitted powerful sonic pulses. The moment the Multi-Headed Shark heard them, he swam straight toward the gate. As soon as the monstrous shark entered, the doors closed behind him. ***** “There, problem solved.” Crow said. “So, Crow, while the cleanup crew is removing the bodies of Shark Boy and Lava Girl from the field, mind telling us what our next match is?” Tom asked. “Our next fight is a clash between DC and Marvel. King Shark from DC Comics will be fighting Tiger Shark from Marvel Comics.” Crow said. “I’ve never heard of them.” Tom said. “Well, they’re no Batman or Spider-Man, but they are sharks.” Crow said. “Let’s just hope they put on a good show.” Tom said. “The show is about to begin. The area is clear, and our fighters have arrived.” Crow said. ***** On the surface of the Flood Zone, Tiger Shark was having a standoff with King Shark. “So, you call yourself, King Shark, huh? Well, your majesty, Tiger Shark is the top shark, and Tiger Shark is going to dethrone you.” Tiger Shark said as a third person. “Tough words for a flounder.” King Shark said. ***** “Those sharks are ready to go at it.” Tom said. “So, let’s not keep them waiting! Let the third match begin!” Crow yelled. -------- So, here is a new match for my Shark Week arc. I hope everyone will enjoy this fight. Who will win?

Shark Week: Part 2 The Unforeseen Simulation Joint: "I don’t believe it! The Six-Headed Shark has already taken out two Mako Sharks!" Crow yelled. "But it’s far from over. Those two were just small fries compared to the last Mako Shark." Tom said. ***** Back in the man-made lake of the Flood Zone, the Multi-Headed Shark and the Giant-Mako Shark closed in on each other. The Mako opened her jaws wide, as she aimed to tear off one of her opponent’s heads. But the nightmare creature twisted sideways, and one of his six heads clamped down on her left fin, before ripping it away. The Mako let out a roar of pain, as blood streamed from her side. Disoriented and unable to swim properly, she spiraled helplessly in circles. The Six-Headed Shark seized the opening, ramming into her, and pinning her against the inner wall of the lake. Then all six mouths tore into her massive body all at once. Soon the water around them had turned into a red cloud. The Giant Mako Shark released a final, fading roar, while the six heads of the monstrous predator bellowed in victory, before returning to the grisly feast. ***** “Oh, man. I think I’m going to be sick.” Tom said, as he looked away from the live feed. “So, there you have it folks. Six heads are better than three bodies. The Multi-Headed Shark is the winner.” Crow said. “So, Crow, what is our next fight?” Tom asked. “While our Six-Headed friend is enjoying his victory meal, the next match will take place on the surface of the Flood Zone. Max Cooper, the Blue Shark Ranger from Power Rangers Wild Force, is going up against Shark Boy and Lava Girl from that awful 2005 film.” Crow said. “Hold on, Shark Boy and Lava Girl? Why is Lava Girl taking part in this tournament?” Tom asked. “Well, she and Shark Boy are a two for one deal. Lava Girl had to enter, or else we couldn’t use Shark Boy at all.” Crow said. “I see. Well, I guess having Lava Girl around will make things interesting.” Tom said. “Our fighters have already arrived at the Flood Zone.” Crow said. ***** Max Cooper, already suited up as the Blue Ranger, was having a standoff with Shark Boy and Lava Girl. “So, you two are my first opponents? You should save yourselves the embarrassment, but your movie already did that damage.” The Blue Ranger said. “Big talk for someone dressed like a blueberry.” Sharkboy said. “What can you do to us? You’re just a plain old Blue Ranger.” Lavagirl said. “From a season no one remembers.” Sharkboy said. “Well, I just have to remind people how awesome I am.” The Blue Ranger said. ***** “Looks like things are about to heat up.” Tom said. “Yeah, one or two people are going to get fried.” Crow said. -------- So, here is a new match for my Shark Week arc. Max Cooper as the Blue Ranger vs Shark Boy and Lava Girl. I will post a video of them under the Callisto Post. I hope everyone will enjoy this match. Who will win?

Shark Week: Part 1 -------- “Hello everyone, I’m Crow T. Robot.” The Golden Robot said. “And I’m Tom Servo.” The Red Robot said. “We are broadcasting live from within the Unforeseen Simulation Joint.” Crow and Tom were sitting inside an announcer booth, that was located in the Mountain Zone. “Summertime is here; and you know what that means?” Crow asked. “Girls in bikinis?” Tom asked. “Well, that, and Shark Week.” Crow said. “Yes, but why should the Discovery Channel be the only one to have a Shark Week?” Tom asked. “And why watch boring documentaries, when you can see sharks duke it out.” Crow said. “From the depths of the CBUB Database, sharks and people with shark themes, will be facing each other in matches.” Tom said. “The fights will be taking place in the Flood Zone. The combatants will either be fighting on the surface, or in the saltwater lake. In case of the lake, there are underwater cameras that will allow our viewers to see the fights.” Crow said. “So, Crow, what is our first match?” Tom asked. “It’s going to be a team vs team fight. Well, sort of. The three Mako Sharks from ‘Deep Blue Sea’ are going up against the Multi-Headed Shark from The Asylum movies.” Crow said. “Okay, I’ve never heard of the Multi-Headed Shark. How many heads does it have?” Tom asked. “We’re going with the latest variant. The one with six heads.” Crow said. Tom stared at Crow as if he’d lost his mind. “You can’t be serious. A shark with six heads?” “Tom, it’s The Asylum. They always make weird movies.” Crow replied. “Hmm… Fair point.” Tom admitted. “Our first match will be taking place in the lake. So, let’s switch over to the underwater cameras.” Crow said. ***** There were gates within the inner walls of the man-made lake. One gate opened up, which unleashed the three Mako Sharks. The sharks swam around, looking for something to kill. Another gate opened up, and swimming out is a shark with six heads. The Mako Sharks spotted the freak and let out load roads at the monstrous fish. The Multi-Headed Shark responded by letting out his own roars from all six heads. The Mako Sharks swam towards the Multi-Headed Shark to attack him. The nightmare beast did the same, as he swims towards his opponents. -------- So, here is a new arc. My own Shark Week, which will feature fights between sharks. I do plan on using all the sharks (and shark theme people) that are in the database. Of course, you are welcome to add new sharks to the site for me to use. I hope everyone will like this arc. Who do think will win? The three Mako Sharks or the Six-Headed Shark?